On this day, Old Master Gao was sad again, and Li Chengxiu saw it from a distance and quickly avoided it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Chengxiu has never understood the sorrow of the old masters, obviously they eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, wear silk and satin, live with high beds and soft pillows, children and grandchildren around their knees, peaches and plums are all over the world, thousands of people admire them, and they are loved by thousands of people, and there are no problems such as pension misappropriation and retirement age being delayed, but they are sad and lamenting all day long.

There is a saying that "young people don't know the taste of sorrow, and they are worried about the new words." Although Old Master Gao has long been out of step with Young Lang, in Li Chengxiu's opinion, the nature is the same. It's just sorrow for sorrow, sigh for sigh.

At this moment, I should also sing a song: "Sorrow, sorrow, sorrow, sorrow, since I separated from you, I have lived in the prison building, tears can't stop flowing, can't stop flowing down......"

Uh, the one in the back doesn't seem to be suitable, so that Old Master Gao will be beaten up when he hears it!

As a smart person, the least IQ is not to look for beatings!

Li Changyou thinks she is a smart person, so don't sing this song.

After a long time, Li Chengxiu also found out some rules, the old master Gao always likes to slack off when he is in a bad mood, he doesn't talk about class, he doesn't talk about history, he pulls his classmates to fish in the river, and he also looks at nature in the name of beauty!

Therefore, when Li Chengxiu glanced back and saw that Old Master Gao changed his sad posture to look up at the sky at 45 degrees, she knew that everyone had to go down to the river to fish again today.

Li Chengxiu still didn't take the fishing tackle, and followed the team leisurely, watching the classmates all carry the fishing rods one by one, carry the baskets, and go to the direction of Hangou excitedly.

At ninety o'clock, the sun shines warmly on people's bodies, so bright that people can't open their eyes, and they squint and walk to give birth to a feeling of drowsiness. In a daze, Li Chengxiu seemed to see the scene of "raising pine fast" on the first day.

That day was like now, Li Chengxiu followed behind her classmates, watching her classmates holding fishing tackle, but she was empty-handed, and asked Xue Muxuan with a smile: "In addition to fishing, what other hobbies does Old Master Gao have?" I'll see what else I have to prepare! ”

"You'll also need to prepare a set of farm tools." Xue Muxuan said, and sighed as he spoke: "Anyway, our vegetable fields should also hoe weeds." ”

"Also, farm tools?" Li Chengxiu was stunned again and asked, "Do you want to prepare another set of cooking utensils?" ”

I was jokingly laughing, but I didn't expect Xue Muxuan to say, "I also have to prepare." ”

"Is this really a school?" Lee Sung-so was really speechless.

"The school here is really different from the average school, but it's really interesting and beneficial." Wu Hao showed a rare smile and said: "The world says that 'useless is a scholar', and recently I have felt the true meaning of this statement, and scholars are really useless." ”

"That's you nerds who don't distinguish between grains and don't work hard!" Li Chengxiu said angrily.

"Yes." Wu Hao didn't argue, and responded with a smile.

The school is on the edge of the ditch, walk a few steps out of the gate, and go down the slope.

Old Master Gao occupied the largest piece of bluestone in the river, and he was already wearing a straw hat and stepping on mango shoes, and he raised his rod to fish against the rising sun. This back made Li Chengxiu can't help but be poetic: "Holding a rod to make a snake shadow, my eyes look up and down." If you want to fish, you should first cast the bait, and the fish will also be in the world. ”

"The bluestone wind and waves are flying, and the fishing rod is in the morning glow." Wu Hao answered.

"Want to ask the old man how much he wants?" Another person picks up.

"If you're so greedy, you should go home." The last sentence was really good, and it made everyone laugh!

"Oh, old man's fish!" Students want to learn, but they don't want to make the teacher angry. The fish was frightened away, and the old master Gao grabbed the stone in a very angry way and threw it over to this side, hatefully: "Fishing, fishing, what a poem!" When the poem should be linked, it can't be linked, and when it shouldn't be a poem, it is blindly linked! All silenced the old man quietly, who dares to startle the old man's fish again, go back and copy the "Analects" a hundred times! ”

Everyone giggled and was silenced, Li Chengxiu pursed his lips and whispered to Xue Muxuan: "I think the last sentence should be changed to: Shut up and skim the Analects!" ”

Xue Muxuan smiled.

Today, Li Chengxiu didn't bring a fishing rod, and sat with Wu Hao and Xue Muxuan as usual, wanting to talk to Xue Muxuan for a while to win over her feelings, but the big bulb of Wudan unconsciously always destroyed the atmosphere she had so hard to brew.

The man couldn't hook up, Li Chengxiu leaned on the bluestone to bask in the sun tastelessly, and fell asleep in a daze after a while.

was sleeping soundly, when someone suddenly pushed Li Chengxiu, and then Wu Hao's voice reached her ears: "Wake up, don't sleep, Mr. is here." ”

Li Chengxiu's eyes widened hurriedly, but where did Old Master Gao come from? He's still focusing on his big bluestone!

"What's wrong with you?" Li Chengxiu glared at Wu Hao.

Wu Hao said lightly and solemnly: "Old Master Gao moved just now, I thought he was coming. It's not that I'm worried that you'll be punished...... If you are punished again, you will already be the third time today! ”

"You have to take care of it!" Li Chengxiu glared at Wu Hao angrily, and Wu Hao was not angry, just blinked and continued to catch his fish.

Doing nothing, he was fiddling with the aquatic plants on the side of the bluestone, and suddenly Li Chengxiu had an idea, then took out a knife, cut a bunch of grass, removed the grass blades, and Li Chengxiu took the grass stalks and weaved them. After a while, a "please enter the urn" was compiled.

Since it is "please enter the urn", it is a bait that attracts people into the urn, Li Chengxiu ran to Wu Hao and Xue Muxuan, and they just caught a fish.

"Lend me your fish, and I'll pay you two back." When Li Chengxiu caught the fish, he disemboweled, and took out the internal organs.

It's just that Li Chengxiu has a child's heart, and she wants to eat fish greedily, but when she saw that she only took the internal organs and left, Xue Muxuan felt strange and asked her, "What are you doing?" ”

"Please enter the urn." Li Chengxiu said with a smile, and touched Wu Hao with an idea: "Martial arts official? I saw Wu Hao frowning, Li Chengxiu smiled and said, "It's not interesting to fish like this, why don't we have a good time?" ”

This was said strangely, Wu Hao looked over: "What do you want to do?" ”

"Let's make a little bet?" Li Chengxiu said with a fluttering eyebrow: "Let's bet on who will get more fish in the end, dare not?" ”

As soon as Wu Hao raised his eyes, he saw the straw urn that was thrown by Li Chengxiu in its place, and said with an expression: "You just use your one?" ”

"Yes." Lee Sung-so-ying.

"Okay, what's the stake?" Wu Hao asked.

Yes, since it is a bet, it is natural to have a lottery, what kind of bet do you want?

At this time, a student from another class passed by and was discussing what to eat at noon, so Li Chengxiu smiled and said, "If I lose, you will be in charge of lunch." Rather, I will take care of your lunch. ”

"Very good!" Xue Muxuan responded first.

"It's up to you." Wu Hao also responded.

Li Chengxiu tiptoed back to the fish entrails, stuffed it into the grass urn, and then made a straw rope with water and grass, tied it to the grass urn, and finally picked up a place where the water was deep and the grass was green, and put the grass urn down.

In this way, it is time for Li Chengxiu to have nothing to do again. Li Chengxiu was afraid that he would fall asleep, so he made up more than a dozen "Please enter the urn" one after another, and then looked for people to borrow fish offal, and finally put them all in the water.

"'Be alert when you are pressing, guess the hook every time you mistake'!" Just when Li Chengxiu put down the fifteenth "Please Enter the Urn" that had been arranged, the old master Gao who was sitting on the big bluestone was finally going to call it a day.

It's time to call it a day, the sun is just shining, and lunch hasn't set yet.

In the morning, such a good time was wasted like this, this teacher deserves it, tsk......

Li Chengxiu also hurriedly put away the urn, and pulled it up one by one, and there were even fish in the urn that had just been lowered, and there were more than 20 of them when they were poured out, and there was a big guy weighing four or five catties in one of the big urns.

Here Li Chengxiu skewered the fish happily, but the old master over there shook his head: "It's so greedy that there will be no money!" Greedy! ”

Where could Li Chengxiu understand such a profound language, so someone couldn't stand it anymore and reminded Li Chengxiu: "Hey, that newcomer, the teacher is talking about you!" ”

"Say me?" Li Chengxiu said strangely: "What's wrong with me?" ”

"The teacher said you were 'so greedy that you would have no money'!" The classmate said.

"Will I be unrequited?" Li Chengxiu's eyes widened: "If I don't bite the hook, what will I do?" ”

was so angry that the classmate and the old master Gao stared at each other, Li Chengxiu didn't know, but was just worried, what should she do with these twenty or thirty catties of fish?

Old Master Gao is really right, "You will be greedy and have no money", you were stubborn just now, and now you have to retribution.

In other words, the fish in this river are really stupid, but they are crazy to drill into some similar organs, is it to run for funeral?

"What's it called?" A classmate with a red eye Li Chengxiu's harvest came over and looked at the straw urn curiously.

Li Chengxiu had an idea, and asked the visitor with a smile: "Interested in it?" Don't you think it's particularly powerful? ”

"It's pretty impressive." The classmate nodded while looking at the straw urn.

"Do you want one?" Lee Sung-so asked.

"Sent me?" The classmate was immediately overjoyed: "What is your name, classmate?" My name is Lu Fangfang. ”

"Ah, it turned out to be a brother, long Yang, long Yang!" Li Chengxiu hugged his fists and said happily: "My name is Li Chengxiu, Li, Li of Muzi Li, successful Cheng, Qingshan Xiuxiu." ”

"Long admiration? Brother Li has heard of me? Lu Fang was stunned and asked, very happy.

Don't be so serious, right?

Li Chengxiu was so embarrassed that he had to say: "Yes, it seems that I heard someone mention such a name, Lu Zhichen?" ”

"Brother Li, call Lu Fang below!"

"Oh? Is it? That's me mistaken, hehe, both surnamed Lu. ”

Lu Yifang's feeling was suddenly bad, Li Chengxiu waved his hand and said, "Don't care about those details, Brother Lu, you just need to know, little brother, I will be familiar with you at first sight." Come on, let's talk about life and ideals...... What did you ask? Oh, by the way, I'm asking what this straw urn is called, right? Come, let me tell you, it's called 'Please enter the urn.'" ”

Hearing this, Lu Fang's mood recovered, and he said curiously: "Please enter the urn?" Why is it called such a name? ”

"Because I'm just 'inviting you into the urn'." Li Chengxiu took a straw urn and shook the bait inside to Lu Fangfang: "Look, I'm really please." It's just that these fish are too greedy, and they are reluctant to leave when they are comfortable to eat. ”

This is exactly what the master just said: If you are greedy, you will have no money." Lu Fang smiled and said bluntly: "I also have a grass urn, why don't I have so many fish from you?" Is there any kind of trickery other than this bait? ”

"Absolutely." Li Chengxiu replied with a smile, Lu Fang waited for the following, but he couldn't wait for a long time, looked up, and saw Li Chengxiu looking at him with a smile and asking, "Do you want to know?" ”

"Please also ask Brother Li to give me advice." Lu Fang shook himself to the ground and sincerely asked for advice.

"Teach, no problem." Li Chengxiu waved his hand generously, but the next moment he took a sharp turn: "Just want me to teach you, do you have to pay something?" ”

"But please command, don't dare to resign!" Lu Yifang replied with solid eyes.

"Geng Zhi!" Li Chengxiu patted Lu Yifang's shoulder, and smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth: "Then help me clean up these fish, I will not only tell you all the tricks of this 'please enter the urn', but also give you so many 'please enter the urn'." ”

……

Many years later, when I think back to today's scene, Lu Yifang regretted that he didn't do it at the beginning, and he really shouldn't be curious about this "please enter the urn".

Regardless of Lu's side, Li Chengxiu now has to collect debts.

Running in front of Xue Muxuan and Wu Hao, Li Chengxiu was proud: "You guys lost!" ”

"Convincing!" Xue Muxuan clenched his fists and admitted defeat, and Wu Hao also had nothing to say.

Returning with a full load, but hungry, everyone dragged their vain steps to the backyard.

There is a row of low houses in the backyard, and there are more than a dozen rooms, each of which has a pot stove and cooking utensils. All the students got busy, and one by one they rolled up their sleeves and began to wash their hands and make soup.

The ice pot is cold, and even the firewood has to be split.

This group of nerds who "don't divide the grains and don't work hard" actually chop them with a meal of firewood. Amitabha, the loss is not to burn a handful and cut a handful.

That's right, the students also need to go to the mountains to fetch firewood by themselves.

Xue Muxuan chopped wood with his feet, and after a while, sweat rained, but Wu Hao sat in the shade of a tree drinking tea, Li Chengxiu couldn't see it: "You're embarrassed, you won't eat for a while?" ”

"Then why don't you help him?" Wu Hao said without raising his eyelids.

"I'm betting with the two of you, and it's the two of you who lose!" Li Chengxiu said angrily.

Wu Hao finally raised his eyelids, looked at Li Chengxiu and said seriously: "Our bet is that we will lose the lunch, and we didn't say that if we lose, we will have to chop wood!" ”

……

Can it be like this?

"You're a strong word! Who doesn't burn wood when cooking? If you have the ability to use solar energy, I will serve you! Li Chengxiu said hatefully.

encountered a new word, Wu Hao instantly became a studious baby: "What is solar energy?" ”

"Want to know?" Li Chengxiu asked, "Then what do you exchange for?" ”

What answered Li Chengxiu was Wu Hao's white eye.

Rolling his eyes in a serious way, he is still so amorous, what does this dead man do with such good looks?

The sun was hot overhead, and Li Chengxiu was thinking, if she found a sudden lens? It can still destroy this guy's face, and it can be pushed into "God's curse" when the time comes!

"You're not a good man." Xue Muxuan chopped the large piece of firewood, and went around looking for hay to provoke the fire, Li Chengxiu really couldn't stand it: "You will die if you do it?" A big man's family can't afford to win or lose, okay? ”

It really made Li Chengxiu unable to make trouble, so Wu Hao had to get up and help Xue Muxuan.

Naturally, Li Chengxiu occupied Wu Hao's position, and Xue Muxuan also occupied the new pot of tea he had just brewed.

Everyone is tired, but I am idle.

This feeling, Meidi is very, Meidi is very!

"You're ready for dinner?" Li Chengxiu was beautiful, and the old master came to her.

"No, Wu Hao, their lame and lame hands, I'm afraid they won't be able to eat for a while." Li Chengxiu hurriedly got up and gave up his position.

"They do theirs, what's the matter with your dinner?" Old Master Gao said strangely.

"If they don't do a good job, I won't be able to eat!" Lee Sung-so also felt strange.

"You eat with them?" Old Master Gao asked.

"Yes." Li Chengxiu nodded, no problem, right?

There's really a problem.

Old Master Gao snorted: "Everything has to be faked by others, what are you doing here to 'raise pine zhai'?" ”

Li Chengxiu also wanted to ask her what she was doing here.

This old master advocates violence, so he needs to be careful.

Li Chengxiu stood aside obediently and replied honestly: "When I was fishing just now, I made a bet with Xue Muxuan and Wu Hao, two classmates, to win or lose based on the number of fish caught, and if they lost, they cooked for me at noon." ”

"Humph! It's incorrigible! Old Master Gao hated and said: "You rich children, 'the four bodies are not diligent, the five grains are not divided', everything has to be done by others, and you can't do anything without your maids and little girls!" The old man wants to cure your disease! Hugh has to say more, go and cook on the fire! If not, you're hungry! ”

Yes?

Why does Li Chengxiu think that this old master has a plot of hatred for the rich?

I have long heard that Old Master Gao was born in poverty, and it seems to be true.

has already learned the power of the "violent master", and now there is another "hatred of the rich", and Li Chengxiu must be even more careful to deal with it.

After making a gesture first, Li Chengxiu hurriedly responded with sincere fear: "The student has been taught, and the teacher's words must be remembered by the student." ”

Sending the old master away, Li Chengxiu turned around and saw Wu Hao looking up at her, and suddenly understood: "You villain, you deliberately fix me, right?" ”

Wu Hao said with a straight face: "I did see Mr. coming, and I want to remind you, but I'm really afraid that I will be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs by others with a good heart." ”

"You ......" Li Chengxiu was so angry that he couldn't argue, so he had to turn to personal attacks: "What kind of person, if you don't look like someone and wait to see you, you won't even be able to do it, and no one should pay attention to you!" ”

This can scold Wu Hao for being stupid, Wu Hao touched his face, does he look unpopular? This is the first time I've heard of it!

For a moment, Wu Dan felt a little confused.