1162 Miscellaneous strokes

1162 various strokes

Murong fell in love and said, "I'm still a virgin!" ”

"Poof!"

Liu Xiaowan directly squirted out the juice she had just taken a sip of.

This girl...... It's too bold, isn't it? Come up and ask this kind of question!

These women looked at each other, and finally Zhou Guifei and Liu Xiaowan raised their wine glasses at the same time.

"You want to drink it too?"

"Let's have a toast......"

The two beauties touched the cups awkwardly, and Murong Ai smiled happily.

"This girl...... It's too bad......"

Li Fan was particularly helpless, and the topic had already gone to Zhou Guifei.

Zhou Guifei picked up the wine glass and thought for a moment.

"This palace has been a concubine."

"Rub!"

Li Fan almost vomited blood, among so many people in Nima, Zhou Guifei was also a concubine!

It's so unfair! In modern society, it is impossible to be a concubine!

Everyone else raised their glasses helplessly, and a few apprentices were still a little confused, how could they have been concubines? Could it be that he has acted before? Anyway, they didn't do it, they could only raise a glass and drink obediently!

The next one was the thin man, who seemed to have thought of it a long time ago, and he smiled.

"I've slept with my own teacher."

Everyone is stupid, who has done this Nima! The others raised their glasses one after another, but Li Fan did not.

Li Fan is also entangled, he and Liao Wushuang have indeed "slept...... But this sleep depends on which meaning...... I haven't done it with real guns, but I ...... sleep Or have we slept together...... But there is a layer of ambiguity in this question, and there is no way, so I can only accept my fate.

The thin man gave a thumbs up.

"Master, you are strong!"

Many women glanced at Li Fan indignantly, and then drank their own wine.

Li Fan also wants to scold people, is this question really asking him!

But Liu Xiaowan and the others are all smart women, and they will not scrutinize Li Fan to the bottom of it.

"It's my turn......"

Wang Xiaoran's question is much simpler, and it is also exclusive.

"I finished high school at the age of sixteen."

This one...... There is really no one to compare. Even Lin Yuexian did not skip the level and graduated with Li Fan.

The others raised their glasses and drank, and the fat man smiled and raised his glass, "I peeked at my friend and teacher sleeping. ”

Everyone collapsed!

"Uncle Draft, how come I don't know!"

The thin man looked like he wanted to hit someone.

"Huh? I couldn't help it, I was fishing at the blister, and I saw you and your teacher go to the reeds. ”

The fat man said stupidly, "At that time, I thought that the teacher was going to beat you, and I just wanted to help you, but as soon as I went in, I saw you and the teacher showing a big white ass......"

"Alright, alright!"

The thin man hurriedly covered his mouth.

The other women were all red-faced, and Wang Xiaoran even scolded the hooligans.

"I was imprisoned for eight years."

Jiang Ye said a word and knocked everyone down.

However, Zhou Guifei smiled and sat next to her.

These apprentices are all going crazy, who are these people in the room, it's too scary, how can they have experienced everything?

The second senior sister doesn't look very old...... She was imprisoned for eight years...... That is, not long after leaving the Demon Cave? Everyone felt more and more that this martial arts hall was unfathomable!

On this question, Jiang Ye and Zhou Guifei did not drink alcohol, and the others drank it all.

"I am wanted by Huaxia and displaced."

Le Xiaohu picked up his wine glass, "I can't go home to take a look at it until now...... Well, whether you drink it or not, I'll accompany you in this cup. ”

Now even the Northeast duo is wilted, the two of them just came out to mix in society, and they haven't done anything bad yet! This first order was to chase and kill Li Fan, and it failed.

A few others present may echo the other points. But being wanted by Huaxia has never been done. Zhou Guifei also thought about it and put down her wine glass.

Next came the dragon girl, who held up her glass and said casually, "I haven't killed anyone. ”

The dragon lady has lived for thousands of years, but she has never killed anyone. Although she doesn't care about other people's lives, she won't take the initiative to deprive others of their right to live.

She didn't use her life to win over others, probably because she didn't like others to say that she was old.

Li Fan raised his glass, not only him, but also Zhou Guifei, Murong Ai, Jiang Ye, and Le Xiaohu all raised it.

Several of the apprentices shivered...... Master, brother, brother, they...... Have you ever had a human life in your hands?

"You really just stopped me with this question."

Li Fan smiled bitterly, "Then my next question, should I say that I am ten thousand beheaders?" ”

"Poof."

The thin man sat directly in the air and fell to the ground.

"I'm kidding."

Li Fan made up a lie, after all, they are just ordinary people, and they don't know how vicious martial arts are.

Li Fan suddenly faintly felt that a ban on martial arts in Huaxia was ...... It seems to make sense.

"Master, you're scared me to death......"

The thin man was helped up by the fat man and sat back.

"Aren't you known as the king of killers in the Northeast, and you will be scared by this?"

"I ...... That's a little bit of a bull to ......"

The thin man blushed slightly, "Kill one or two...... I may have reluctantly gotten my hands dirty. Kill so many ...... I really didn't think about it. ”

"Killing one person is a bandit, killing 10,000 people is a general, and killing a million becomes a king."

A gleam flashed in Li Fan's eyes, "What do you say?" ”

"Don't make a fuss!"

Liu Xiaowan patted Li Fan's hand lightly, "Don't you want to teach them well, why do you talk about this?" ”

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding, just kidding."

Li Fan didn't know why, such a thought flashed through his mind.

"Don't take it seriously, your master loves to make such jokes. If he is really a murderer, not to mention anything else, you two would have killed him in the first place. ”

Liu Xiaowan's words didn't know whether it was comfort or intimidation, but it made the fat and thin duo even more scared.

"Hee-hee, two cowards."

Murong Ai laughed at them.

"Who, who's cowardly!"

The thin man said, but he took a sip of wine first to give himself courage.

"It's my turn."

Liu Xiaowan thought about it for a while, and finally boldly came up with a sentence, "I slept with Li Fan." ”

"Poof!"

This time it was Murong Ai's turn to spray juice.

Get you back! This is definitely revenge!

Among the women present, only Wang Xiaoran and the Dragon Maiden raised their wine glasses.

"Oh my God, Eba, you ......"

"When I was sick, Master slept with me in bed, does that count as going to bed?"

Jiang Ye asked eloquently.

"Forehead ......"

Liu Xiaowan was stunned, as if it was literally counted.

Li Fan Dale, this time it's a word loophole again!

The Chinese language is really broad and profound.

"What do you think of Li Fan's kung fu?"

Zhou Guifei held the wine glass and asked Liu Xiaowan.

"It's okay, it's just that he doesn't like foreplay, and he hates it."

"Well, go back and teach him well."

"Okay, let's work together."

The two women actually shared Li Fan in such a grand manner!

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