Chapter 21: Guan Ju
Professor Luo is talking about the Book of Songs. Guan Ju Chapter", the poem reads: "Guan Guan Ju dove, in the river island. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoMy Fair Lady, the gentleman is good......" The old master squinted his eyes slightly, stroked his long beard with one hand, shook his head very rhythmically, and looked very devoted, and he didn't know if he remembered which one he had a good love affair with, and it was estimated that he had returned to the year. Today's classmates are also very studious, and they all look like good students, and read the sentence with the master: "...... Jagged wattles, picked left and right. My Fair Lady, Friends of the Piano. Jagged wattle, left and right. My Fair Lady, bells and drums. ”
Today, Professor Luo is talking about the Book of Songs. Guan Ju", Old Master Luo squinted his eyes slightly, stroked his long black beard with one hand, put the other hand behind his back, paced leisurely at his feet, and his high bun trembled lightly with the rhythm: "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island." My Fair Lady, Gentleman is a good ......" The god is very engaged, and I don't know if I remembered the love past with which old friend. Today's classmates are also rare to be good students, shaking their heads with Luo Fuzi with intoxication, everything is so beautiful, everyone has an intoxicating picture in their minds.
However, there was one man who shattered the beauty in a very discordant way.
"That's not right!" The fat man suddenly got up, the world became silent in an instant, and the beautiful picture in the minds of all the students was instantly shattered, and Li Chengxiu, who was secretly catching up on sleep, was also startled and almost rolled under the table.
"What's wrong?" This naturally alarmed Old Master Luo, Professor Luo looked over with a dark face, and the students nodded in unison, yes, what's wrong? It's beautiful.
Li Chengxiu, who had just woken up, was a little stunned when she first opened it, but she quickly reacted and suddenly shouted that it was not good.
"Yes, it's not." Li Chengxiu hurriedly stood up, complaining that he was "too careless in choosing a seat", and his mind was running rapidly.
"What's wrong?" Professor Luo asked with a very bad face.
Yes, what's wrong?
When I lowered my head, I saw that the book in front of me read: "Jagged wattles, pick them left and right." My Fair Lady, Friends of the Piano. Jagged wattle, left and right. My Fair Lady, bells and drums. ”
Pregnant!
Li Chengxiu knew what to say, and hurriedly said: "Brother Qi said very well, if you like a person and love someone, you can't do this." It is really wrong for a loved one to soak in cold water and work as a man and sing and play the piano on the shore. I just put myself in my shoes and replaced myself with a woman picking vegetables in the water, and I can already be sure that if I were the woman who picked vegetables and there was such a man who pursued me like that, I would definitely use a big-eared scraper to whip that man so that his own mother would not recognize him! What the hell! I was tired and cold working there, but he was singing, dancing, beating drums and playing the harp on the shore. Or are you despising me? Praise him for his good background, right? Boasting that he can have enough food and clothing without labor, and the soft pillow of the high bed, right? It's just a matter of showing off, and you still say that you like me, aren't you just looking for a smoke! At first, Li Chengxiu was still looking for something to say, but he couldn't stop talking, and he almost forgot his original intention of standing up and saying these words, but fortunately he stopped in the end. Now is the time to conclude the words: "Teacher, I'm sorry, Brother Qi and I shouldn't have deserted." ”
The fat man was not stupid to the end, and he said, "Please punish the teacher." ”
"Please punish the teacher." Lee Sung-so also bowed his head and led the mistake.
"Get out!" Professor Luo's face turned pale, he pointed out the door, trembling his lips and gritting his teeth.
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Soon it was time for the "recess", and the students of Panxi Academy walked out one after another, and when they saw Li Chengxiu and the fat man standing at the gate of the courtyard, they were immediately happy: "What are you Baicao Garden doing these days?" Someone answered: "Surely we feel that we study too hard, and deliberately have fun to relieve our boredom?" Someone asked the fat man again: "Hey, Qitai, why did you come out empty-handed today?" What about your 'secret plays'? Then people coaxed: "Professor Luo must have burned it again!" ”
"Again?" Li Chengxiu instantly grasped the key point with the tip of his ears, and asked Qi Fatzi in a low voice: "Do you often read little yellow books in class?" How many copies were burned? ”
"Yo, I didn't see it, there's a newcomer here." This guy seemed to have just seen Li Chengxiu, and asked Li Chengxiu with a smile: "What do you call Brother Tai?" ”
"Who are you calling?" Li Chengxiu squinted at the man.
"Call you." The man said.
"I'm your brother?" Li Chengxiu said angrily: "Am I that old? You've got a lot of beard, are you sixty? ”
The bearded man who asked the question blushed and said angrily: "What sixty! I'm only four out of forty. ”
"Oh." Li Chengxiu responded in a long voice, and said: "I am only fourteen this year, thank you, please go back and study the addition and subtraction calculations well!" ”
It caused a burst of laughter, and the forty-four-year-old Dahu was so angry that he couldn't speak, and pointed at Li Chengxiu tremblingly for a while, and finally left angrily with a flick of his robe sleeves.
A group of people surrounded Li Chengxiu and the fat man and laughed, Li Chengxiu was impatient to deal with them, pointed at the fat man Qi and said: "If you want to have fun, you rush to him, he looks more happy, don't bother me, I don't have time to entertain you." "Those people who have just seen Li Chengxiu's cheeky kung fu really only look for fat people for fun, Li Chengxiu just stood aside and watched, and when he was tired and bored, he squinted his eyes and pretended to sleep.
Qi Fatzi made fun of people so embarrassed, and when he saw Li Chengxiu's appearance, he was even more angry that the nerves of the three corpses burst.
The recess ended soon, the students left unsatisfied, and Qi Fatzi was about to jump up and settle accounts with Li Chengxiu, at this time, Liu Yang walked over quickly and said, "Brother Qi, Brother Li, Mr. asked me to call you in." ”
Entering the courtyard, Liu Yang motioned for Li Chengxiu to stay, and Qi Fatzi glanced at Li Chengxiu with a smug glance and returned to the classroom. Looking at the classroom that was not far away, Li Chengxiu was dumbfounded, and a familiar feeling came to him.
This feeling is really bad, Li Chengxiu is really living like a year, and every moment is torment. Waiting for the old master Shi Shiran to walk out of the classroom, Li Chengxiu only felt that he had been reborn.
A good teacher will not just punish and not teach, Luo Da Demon King is the kind of person who stabs you with a soft knife, so that you are better off than dead, and then comes to give you an example of one, two, three, four, five, count down which one of you is wrong, teach you how to correct your mistakes, and so on and so on.
Li Chengxiu has always been afraid of the "Luo Great Demon King", but it is not without a bottom line, it has always been the "Luo Great Demon King" who has cured her to the point that life is worse than death, and she will also "Luo Great Demon King" is so angry that she jumps to her feet, making "Luo Great Demon King" hurt her liver, lungs and stomach. ——Back then, the two teachers and students killed each other on a blind date was really a scene of "XX Middle School".