Xiang Yu felt that if he had an expression now, it must be a frost on his face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Ben Wang ...... Otherwise, why is the agent who just signed the contract not worrying, and the stylist he found is mentally retarded?!

You ask why the king said that? Won't you look at the situation?!

Under the gaze of the people on the street, a petite and fashionably dressed girl knelt on one knee, covered her heart with her left hand, and stretched out her right hand in front of a woman wearing a large sportswear, a single ponytail, and a height of 1.7 meters and a collapsed face. It was like a knight solemnly swearing to his princess.

"My muse, will you accept my following?"

Passerby A: "What's the situation?"

Passerby B: "I don't know......"

Passerby C: "Is it a marriage proposal?!"

Passerby: "Oh my God! Same-sex marriage proposal?!

Passerby A: "But why does it feel so discordant?"

Passerby C: "Height problem ......"

A one-meter-five knight and a one-meter-seven-five princess?

Hehe......

……

Xiang Yu: "...... said, what should this king do now? This king is also desperate!

Father Jiao Ya was silent for a moment, and then stood up to play a round, "Duozi, it's time to get up...... You scared Xiang Yu......"

Duozi turned his head to look at Jiao Ya's father, "The muse's name is Xiang Yu?"

"You are my muse, your name is so beautiful, as elegant as Aphrodite, and revealing the gentleness of Chinese ......"

"Shhh...... But why does the name sound familiar?"

Duozi suddenly frowned, pinched her chin and began to remember.

"I always feel like I've heard this name somewhere......"

Xiang Yu said with a dark face, "In 232 BC, Xiang's nationality, the word Yu, Xiang's family, Mi's surname, and the prime minister of Chu State......"

"Yes, yes, yes, this is it!" Duozi's face was full of excitement, "I finally remembered! Isn't Xiang Yu the one who is not as big as me at all, Liu Bei, and who has failed miserably and killed himself...... "......

Looking at Xiang Yu, whose face was full of gloom, Duozi suddenly found ...... Mom, didn't you just say something amazing?!qaq~

I was wrong!

"Xiang Yu, I'm sorry! I didn't say you failed miserably, I said the headless Xiang Yu in the history books! It's really not you! You are so beautiful, like the rising sun, warming me...... It's not that rough guy with brute strength!"

Xiang Yu: "Hehe." "I'm sorry, Lao Tzu is the Xiang Yu who failed miserably!

Looking at Xiang Yu, whose face was getting darker and darker, Jiao Ya's father decisively covered Duozi's chattering mouth, and looked at Xiang Yu in a cold sweat.

"Let's go! there's so many people here!"

Xiang Yu was silent for a moment and said, "I'm not leaving." ”

Jiao Ya's father was about to cry, "My uncle, you have to believe me! Hurry up, let's hurry up! Strive to finish it in a while!"

Looking at the more and more people around him, Xiang Yu also felt uncomfortable, so Xiang Yu didn't care about the two people behind him, relying on his strength, he forced himself to squeeze out a way among the many melon-eating people! Seeing this, Xiao Yahoo decisively pulled Duozi to follow behind Xiang Yu and used Xiang Yu to open the way. When Jiao Yafu rushed out of the crowd with Xiang Yu, he was already sweating all over, looking at Xiang Yu who did not have any abnormalities in front of him, Jiao Yafu burst into tears.

Is that the difference between people?!

Duo Zixing looked at Xiang Yu and couldn't help but start praising again.

"Xiang Yu, you are like Prometheus! Sweep away the bumpy road in front of me and send the spark of hope to my hands......

"Nope. Xiang Yu looked at Duozi, smiling without smiling, "I am a rough man with well-developed limbs and a simple mind. ”

Coke choked

I always feel ...... Why is it that every dragon that gets into Coke's hand is so badly hacked?!This must not be Coke's problem!(Serious face!)

Ahem...... I hope the cool girl Jiuduozi likes the role that Coke gives you...... It's useless if you don't like it!No returns!(Keep your face serious!)