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Bo Long was lying on the table and was sleeping, and Li Ao on the side called him up: "Bo Long, Bo Long, hurry up, get out of class." Bo Long didn't wake up with a face: "Don't talk to me, I'll sleep again." "Sect Master Ming bought a box of Yuxi, whether you go or not, you can do it yourself." ”

"Walking. Bolong immediately got up from the table. "Damn, you're in good spirits at the mention of cigarettes. The two brothers came to the toilet with the Ming sect leader, and the Ming sect leader looked left and right, for fear that others would see it: "It's okay, Ming sect leader, Xiye is now making trouble in the recess classroom, and he doesn't have time to come here." ”

"That's okay, well, give you cigarettes. "Sect Master Ming, did you take another cigarette at your house?"

"If I don't take it, my mother scolded me, and she asked me if I was a JB smoker or a tobacco, and the smoke in the house was falling so fast. "You didn't tell her to scold people, can you bring human organs?" "The Ming Sect Master is serious.

"The result?" "I was beaten up by her." Sect Master Ming looked helpless: "Anyway, you can't always take cigarettes in the future, unless there are special circumstances." "Hahaha. Bo Long and Li Ao laughed, and they didn't think too much.

Who knew that the Ming sect leader squatted on the side, smiled his eyes, took out his mobile phone, pressed the speakerphone, and called home, and soon the phone was connected: "What's the matter?" A middle-aged woman's voice was spoken in a thick northeast accent.

"Give some money, one or two thousand is enough. "What's the matter? Do you want to live for the rest of your life? Do you want to cut off the mother-son relationship with me? Let the old lady be free?" The Ming Sect Master paused for a moment, looking at the eyes of countless people around him, all of them were focused on him, he was a little depressed, and it was not easy to have a seizure, after all, so many people around him were watching: "I said, Mom, I opened the speakerphone, you pay attention, there are a lot of friends on the side." ”

"What's the matter, am I wrong, tell me, do you give you one or two thousand, you can cut off the mother-son relationship with me? If you say yes, I will send it to you immediately, don't say one or two thousand, two thousand and one will do. ”

"No, Mom, I'm just wondering!" Sect Leader Ming stood up suddenly: "Did you pick it up from the garbage heap?" "I'm not picking up garbage." The mother of the Ming sect leader casually catered to: "Moreover, even if you pick it up, you have to pick up a better one! Sect Master's facial features were all tangled together: "How many times have I told you, it's okay to scold people, don't bring human organs?" "Get out of JB Wang Ba Calf!" A roar was followed, and the sound of the phone hanging up was heard.

"Get out, what human organs are you carrying!" Sect Master Ming muttered to himself and hung up the phone. Then "hahahahaha" The whole toilet people laughed, laughing backwards and forwards. Li Ao and Bo Long held on to the wall on one side, smashing the wall hard, smashing and laughing at the same time, they were about to die of laughter.

Only our Ming Sect Master still stood up very calmly and threw the cigarette aside, he didn't care about others, just looked at Bo Long and Li Ao and laughed, the two laughed for a while, and then saw the Ming Sect Master's big glasses, which was really a little uncomfortable, and the two of them stopped, and tried their best to control their laughter, and did not continue to laugh.

"It's okay, it's okay, you keep laughing, laughing hard. "Sect Master Ming's hands are spreading" with such a mother, you know how miserable my life is. ”

Li Ao and Bo Long finally controlled it, and looked at the Ming Sect Master, and the two glanced at each other. Li Ao hurriedly changed the topic: "Sect Master Ming, we understand your kindness, it's okay, we have enough money to spend, besides, the membership fee of the July Hall this month is about to be paid." Bo Long nodded: "Yes, one-fifth will be given to Sheng Ge Enlong, three-fifths will be saved, and the rest will be shared equally." Before Bolong finished speaking, he heard a sound of "pounce~~~~".

The two of them turned sideways, squinted, and looked at the Ming sect leader, who had already squatted on the pit, "Ming sect leader, why are you squatting?" Ming sect leader had a hard expression: "Let my mother be excited, all of a sudden I panicked, I have to vent out, I can't control it, I didn't bring a paper paper, you two hurry up, help me prepare some paper and send it over." ”

Bo Long snorted, threw the cigarette butt in his hand into the pit, and followed Li Ao back to the class: "Brother Ao, do you explain that the sect leader is tired day by day? "Who knows? Both of them laughed out loud in unison: "I'm sleepy, go back to work and sleep, what kind of class is this." "History in this lesson, nothing. I'm also thinking about sleeping. "Safe. ”

The two of them chatted while walking towards the class, because they were a little focused and quite deep, so the little brothers forgot about the fact that the Ming sect leader was still squatting in the pit, and when they returned to the class, Bolong fell asleep on the table, and Li Ao also lay down, and during class time, the phones of the two people were still silent.

It doesn't matter if you sleep, Li Mingyu heard the class preparation bell, squatted on the pit and played with his mobile phone, 20 minutes passed, Li Mingyu started to call, no one paid attention to him, and after another 20 minutes, class was out again, Li Mingyu looked forward to it, until the class bell rang again, Li Ao and Bolong still did not appear. He felt that he couldn't squat anymore, and there were no resources around him that could be used, he was really angry, squinting his eyes, "Great mad dog god, please give your people a roll of toilet paper!" He felt that his legs were a little numb, and after another 20 minutes, he took the phone and made a call to Li Ao and Bo Long, after all of them didn't get through: "Fuck your sister, uncle, two fools!!" He roared in the toilet.

He took the phone and struggled for a long time about whether to call Meiru, but then the leader of the Ming sect decided not to call, because as the leader of the Mad Dog Sect, if he let Meiru know that he without paper, he would not be able to hang his face. In the class, for two consecutive classes, the Ming sect leader did not appear, and the history teacher looked at the people in the class, one was missing, and two fell asleep: "Is this Li Mingyu on leave, or is he skipping school?" The history teacher thought for a while, "I'll ask after class" After speaking, he glanced at Li Ao, who was sleeping soundly, and Bo Long, who was still drooling at the corners of his mouth.

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