But listening to the two sounds of "Didi" was extremely harsh in the laughter, Xiao Qiang's laughter stopped abruptly, he turned his head sharply to look at the place where the sound came from, it was the remaining membrane after the giant ball exploded, it turned into a milky white ball, and made a sound!

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"Isn't this evil beast dead yet?" Xiao Qiang thought that the system space had not yet dissipated, his whole body tensed, and he was ready to strike again.

At this moment, the white ball had an inflatable change, and quickly swelled into a white fat man who was as tall as Xiao Qiang's knees - a bloated, red-eyed balloon man with simple lines.

"Hello, my name is Dabai, and I am the assistant of the health assistance system that remains after the destruction of the main god. ”

"I sense that you need spiritual care right now, when you say—"

"Bang!"

Before Da Bai finished speaking, he was kicked away by the angry Xiao Qiang!

The balloon man hit the wall of space like lightning, and then rebounded to the ground like a meteor and twisted, Xiao Qiang looked still dissatisfied, and kept stepping on its basketball-sized body with all his strength, and kept scolding in his mouth:

"Do you really think of your uncle as a fool!

"Don't think that I won't recognize you as a master slave if I pretend to be a big white and sell cuteness, your words have betrayed yourself!"

"Even if it's a real white, I will be humanely destroyed with your experience, the same trick is forgivable for the first time, and the second time is simply an insult to my brother's IQ!"

The balloon man's eyes dissipated in Xiao Qiang's furious critique, and he was made into a shriveled shape, but Xiao Qiang still felt that it was not enjoyable, and he used both hands to tear it into slag before he was satisfied.

As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, the things that were broken into slag also changed for a while, and quickly combined into a yellow ball the size of a ping-pong ball, floating in front of Xiao Qiang and emitting an electronic sound:

"Machine Spirit Intelligence Core...... Destroy...... Initialize the system ...... Destruction of the original program...... Unknown interference disappears...... Found a host in the machine spirit space...... The Recognition Process Begins......"

Xiao Qiang squinted his eyes and mocked: "I still want to deceive Uncle Xiao, Lord God, your AI is already low to the level that Tetris can laugh at." ”

As soon as the voice fell, the table tennis ball projected a large ~ piece UI interface and options: "The main program is complete...... Go to the system developer interface...... Please set the default program permissions of the system...... Functional parameters......"

Xiao Qiang stepped forward and looked at the hundreds of program entries inside, as well as all kinds of tricky function permissions, and sneered at the table tennis ball: "It seems to be true!"

He received no response.

"First find the machine spirit interface just mentioned, change your parameters, I don't believe I can't find your feet!" Xiao Qiang was ruthless, he was pit out of the shadow by the system, and was in a state of suspicion.

After some searching, he entered the machine spirit interface, more than 100 different options are staggering, AI level, structure material, temperament form, culture type, language, voice and other settings, as if he was in the pinching interface of the earth's large-scale game, but after entering the branch option, it is a hundred times more detailed.

"Machine Spirit...... Choose the Savage level. Morphology...... It's a Shiba, what's the name...... It's called Wangcai, the personality should be lowly, the voice should be made into a charming female voice, and the front and end of each sentence must be with Wang!" Xiao Qiang chose a few important options and began to generate intelligence, while secretly paying attention to the golden table tennis ball reaction.

The table tennis ball slowly changed, and a yellow-skinned chai dog appeared after the flow of Guanghua, shaking his head and tail and looking at Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang smiled at the spirit dog and ordered: "Scold yourself for playing!"

"I don't believe you can bear this. Xiao Qiang sneered in his heart and observed Shiba Gou.

"Wang, people are a, Wang ......"

Xiao Qiang "......"

Next, he ordered it to do a few dog movements, and Wangcai cooperated one by one, Xiao Qiang felt that the main god had really disappeared.

Xiao Qiang waved his hand, stopped Wangcai's perverted self-scolding, rubbed his eyebrows and asked himself: If he had the strength of the main god, he would really rather commit suicide than do such a humiliating thing, in the past, King Yue Goujian and Sun Bin pretended to be crazy and ate dung, that was also facing opponents of the same grade, the main god has always treated him as a worm, how could he suffer this humiliation to survive.

Throwing away the possibility of the main god's survival, Xiao Qiang relaxed and began to reset the machine spirit, he had been a single dog for more than 20 years in his previous life, relying on the detailed options of the system, to make a beautiful and beautiful machine spirit with both talent and color, which could be used as an assistant and a woman, he was excited when he thought about it.

"Wang, please set the title of the master, and the system assistant will call the master this way in the future......"

“…… Hmm, isn't it a machine spirit, how did it become an auxiliary!" Xiao Qiang noticed the difference.

"Wang! Only the assistance of multiple high-level permissions can become a machine spirit, and the master has no open permission. ”

Xiao Qiang relieved his doubts, and wanted to continue to let it be called the master, but then he suddenly thought that if he made another beautiful woman to assist, this kind of title would be vulgar, and he couldn't bear the background of his reading of thousands of volumes, so he thought about it.

Husband - can't show the dignity of the master and servant, the boss - too much like the style of the underworld, the president - this is not the heroine, the master - a little interesting but the master and apprentice are not burning enough, dad - a good title, but there is a problem with substituting too many feelings for this kind of inner machine, not to mention the lessons of the past.

It must be a title that can show both dignity and a sense of distance, and keep him vigilant!

"Since I have always regarded the main god as a slave who devours the master, and I will open the harem in the future, it is better to call the master of the house in the future!" Xiao Qiang thought left and right, and finally made up his mind.

"Wangcai! Call me the head of the family in the future! Uncle's real surname is Xiao, and his name is ......."

Before he finished speaking, he felt an old sigh coming from above him, and the top of his head was also quickly covered by a palm, Xiao Qiang was suddenly at a loss, thinking of a possibility, and his whole body was cold.

"I'm going to you! Old man Xiao didn't die cleanly, the beast of the main god died worthlessly! I'm going to be beaten to death as a fellow party. Xiao Qiang was desperate and could only close his eyes and wait for death, he possessed this body, which was equivalent to killing the only relative of the family, and he was the murderer with the main god. What's more, this old man Xiao is stubborn, the coercion and temptation of the main god are useless, he has nothing, what can he do but wait for death.

I don't know how long it took, Xiao Qiang, who was waiting for death with his eyes closed, found that his palms seemed to be hesitating and fluctuating, and he had a desire to survive and began to turn his brain wildly.

"Old man Xiao has been hiding just now! You should also see my attitude of treating the Lord God as an enemy, and you must know that I am not the same person as the Lord God. ”

"But this kind of jealous and hateful guy shouldn't let me go if I am suspected of being a heavenly demon, there must be other reasons for not killing me on the spot, what is it?"

Xiao Qiang's mind turned rapidly, and his mind was racing to eliminate all kinds of possibilities, and finally came to his senses: "He only appeared when I asked Wangcai to call me 'the head of the family' just now...... If I die, this body will be a complete idiot, and the Xiao family will also cut off the incense, and I will take Xiao as the name, he should mistakenly think that I want to inherit his family's incense. ”

Now that he knows the reason, he knows how to deal with it, although he is ashamed of the name of the original body and plans to change his name in the future, but Xiao Qiang can't care about anything for his life, and said loudly, "I, Xiao Jianzhao, swear to heaven and earth: From now on, I will not change my name, I will not change my surname, I will be determined to punish evil and promote good, I will never do evil, and I am willing to get married and have children, and spread my branches!"

After saying that, he found that his palm was still not open, and knew that the old man felt that the degree was not enough, so he mustered up the courage and said fiercely: "I am willing to be proud of hard work, and ashamed of arrogance and extravagance~Yi! I am proud of loving the motherland......"

This product is to recite "Eight Honors and Eight Shames", and after reciting it, I found that the hand on the top of my head still did not move away, and I decided to make it more ruthless.

I searched for the political class tutorials and textbooks in my memory, cleared my throat, and began to recite the "Five Stresses, Four Beauties, and Three Loves," "The Socialist View of Honor and Disgrace," and "The Thinking of Three Represents...... At the beginning, he stammered, but later he became more and more fluent, more and more full of feelings, and finally even he forgot the crisis above his head and was hypnotized into an excellent socialist fighter.

"The posture of the villain, the evil deeds are not obvious, the tongue is quite sharp, and the name of Jianzhao is just a cover-up, your real name is Ritian, I hope you are one with your words and deeds!" Xiao Qingshan also seemed to know that his grandson was talking nonsense behind him, but he really didn't shoot Xiao Qiang to death, and his body gradually turned into a little light and dissipated into space.

For the rest of Xiao Qiang's life after the catastrophe, he burst into tears - the fake name "Jianzhao" is shameful enough, but his real name "Ritian" is even more fucked!

"Di-Di-" came twice, and Wangcai made a sound.

"The system space absorbs super energy fragments, and the energy is sufficient, and the recovery mode can be activated, and more functions will be turned on after the recovery level. ”

"Alas, is that old man dead...... Xiao Qiang looked at the space blankly, and he didn't know whether to be happy or sad for a while, and after turning around, he asked how long it would take to upgrade the system, and found that it only took one day, so he packed up his mind and began to redesign the auxiliary authority.

"Wangcai! Introduce the permissions, I'll let you upgrade after I'm done." ”

"Wang! Take the main god as an example, he has all the permissions of the system program, such as being able to recruit hosts, control life and death, develop and analyze the dream world, and distribute energy ......."

"Forget it!" Xiao Qiang interrupted directly, "I don't want to give you much more permission, the most basic ones are listed from the program for me to choose." ”

After Wangcai obediently made a list from low to high on the projection, Xiao Qiang looked at it carefully, asked if he didn't understand, and closed it if he felt that it threatened him, and finally got a bunch of basic and harmless permissions for Wangcai, and most of the dangerous high-level permissions were blocked by Xiao Qiang. After it was finally done, Wangcai and the system were upgraded, and Xiao Qiang withdrew from the space.

"I don't know what's going on outside, I hope I won't just wake up and be surrounded by Xu Po Zhang Ma and holding weapons. Xiao Qiang's eyes darkened, and he thought helplessly.

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