"Boss, I seem to have seen it vaguely...... Miss Funa went into Lord Thor's tent. Naf, who was keeping vigil outside the tent, mysteriously leaned the dog's head to Rook's side to report.

The three tents are so big, and who hasn't seen the three people on the night vigil when Funa lifted the tent?

"And then, does it have anything to do with you?" Luke's palm shook slightly, and he felt like it was going to stir itself in the next moment, and he might not even be able to stop himself.

"That...... Boss, can I eavesdrop?" seemed to sense that the boss's slap was a little unstable, and Naf hid after speaking.

Rook's cheeks twitched, and he turned his head to look nervously behind his back, but it was a good thing Miss Randy was keeping vigil alone in the other direction and didn't notice the movement here.

How dare you, a little fool, run away and eavesdrop, which pestilence bear gave you bear bile? Why don't you run to pee on the grave of the dragon's ancestors?

Snapping a slam around Naf's neck, Rook unleashed his teachings on top of his head.

"Actually, I prefer a little older coquettish...... Ahem, huh, wait, that's not what I'm talking about. ”

"We're adventurers now, you know?"

"It's a noble profession, much more promising than the rat-like robbers of the past, so first of all we must be strict with ourselves. If we hadn't taken care of Lord Thor and Miss Funa along the way, our bones would have been eaten by wild wolves, believe it or not?"

"It's okay if you want a woman, wait for this golden holy grail to be sold, and then I guarantee that there are so many women that you can't get out of bed. ”

"So damn fool! Listen to me! If you dare to influence others to feel the beauty of the wilderness, not to mention that Lord Thor and the two young ladies can easily unscrew your dog's head, I alone will never let you go, remember?"

"I swear in the name of my ancestors, when the time comes, I will definitely shove your head in your ass!"

"Don't you have your own hands, go find a bush next to you and." Rook waved like an old father.

In Thor's tent.

"I'm here to pay for this escort, I said at the gate of Mine Town. In the faint darkness, the thief Shiitake Funa raised her elbow and hugged her arm, slightly covering her smooth and beautiful energetic body.

"Then come in and say, it's easy for you to catch a cold when you stand outside like this. Thor lifted the corner of the blanket.

"Do you really dare to ask for it?" said Neferna as if she felt her bottom line being torn off after being subjected to some strange force.

"I told you a long time ago that this is etiquette between male and female adventurers, but you always refuse to study it seriously. But it's adult time, children please go outside the tent to play, hohoo~" Thor whispered some sounds to repel small animals.

"Bah~! stinky rascal!" Neferna scolded in disgust, and didn't know whether to leave, or pretend to be gone and continue to eavesdrop.

Funa Shiitake was silent for a moment, and then did not hesitate after taking a step. Originally, she was going to deftly turn over and get into Thor's blanket, but for some reason she stumbled and fell directly into Thor's arms, making her feel ashamed of her name as a thief.

"Are you so enthusiastic?" Thor hugged the smooth and delicate little animal in his arms, sniffing a strange but energetic scent, and couldn't help but smile slightly, the healing of the mushrooms always came so unexpectedly.

"Hiss~ It seems that it was a little cold outside just now. Funa curled up in a small ball in the blanket and inhaled in an explanation. But it was okay not to explain, but when she did, she trembled even more violently, and she kept squirming in Thor's arms like a nervous guinea pig.

Touching Thor's hot skin, she tried to flee as if she was afraid of being burned, but was dragged into Thor's arms around her waist.

After being wrapped in the vast warmth for a while, she gradually adapted from her vertigo.

"My sister and I are actually having a hard time, we have been staying in Kuangjin Town for several months, and we don't have much money left. ”

"If we hadn't met you, we probably wouldn't have had a chance to get out of Mine Gold Town. As for the remuneration at the moment, you will not feel ...... A thief girl like me is too cheap, isn't it?" asked Funa softly, looking down slightly to avoid Thor's gaze.

"Don't use honorifics, it's awkward, especially when you're in my arms. Thor listened silently as she finished speaking, and added.

"Oh. Funa replied weakly

Looking at the guinea pig Funa in his arms, Thor was a little amused, and he didn't expect this little shiitake mushroom to be quite real.

Like the three Luke brothers, they are very good at doing it, and others never mention the remuneration or anything, carrying things on their backs, just pretending to be three mules and horses.

What is the reward?We are just three hard-working mules and horses, leaning on it~ (the neighing of mules and horses).

"Now...... Can I kiss you? Is this ...... My first kiss has never been given since I left my hometown. Funa shyly raised her white arm and put her arms around Thor's neck with some nervousness and determination.

It seems that Funa is far more enthusiastic than her swordsman sister.

"To be honest, I don't think I can run away in a bondage position like yours. Thor smiled.

Then Funa's little head came up.

After a while, is this really your first kiss? Thor was shocked, feeling as if he had been sucked by some small trumpet flower, and was actually a little confused by the kiss, and he didn't expect that the Great Demon King actually encountered an opponent in what he was best at.

After a battle of honor, the mushroom monster finally collapsed in his arms and was defeated.

Thor kissed her forehead, then chose his favorite healing position, pulling her away from him and holding her in his arms.

"Hmm... Yes... Hmm~!Did you disappoint?" Feeling the fingertips circling around her chest, Funa asked with a shudder.

"What do you mean?" Thor replied.

"Don't all men like to be big?" said Funa, in a whisper.

"Not necessarily, imagine the next two melons and fruits hanging there and dangling, is that beautiful? Is that deformed? The world pays attention to a just right, only those hairy boys who have never seen the world will blindly pursue volume. ”

"Of course, strictly speaking, it is also a standard of pursuit, but it does not conform to the mainstream aesthetics of the mainland. ”

"I've been doing this for a long time, and oh, don't get me wrong, I'm talking about painting. You may not believe it, sometimes just a line of the body, you change the day until the drawing paper is broken, and you may not be able to find the line that satisfies you. ”

"And the perfect proportions of the body are not the most difficult, the face line is, and every line has a soul. ”

The imposter artist Saul has shed light on his own artistic insights.

"Poof~ But you haven't answered yet, did I disappoint you?" Funa Shiitake was amused.

"Well, it's not conspicuous at the moment, but you still have room to grow, so it's good to do more weight-bearing exercises. Saul said.

"What is ...... Weight-bearing exercise?" Funa raised her eyebrows, feeling amazing.

"That's it. Thor covered it with his palm and rubbed it repeatedly.

"Hmm~!" Funa seemed to want to escape from the clutches of the Great Demon King, and desperately shrank into the arms of the Great Demon King.

The little butt rubbed Thor all over the place, and Thor felt like he was dancing on the edge of a crater.

"No writhing!" said Thor solemnly.

"Oh...... Well, thank you, I received your comfort. "Funa is no longer playing pranks.

There was silence all around, and after a few moments Thor seemed to fall asleep.

"You...... Won't you do something to me?" Funa couldn't help but ask.

"Remuneration is always high or low, depending on both the employer and the employee. I didn't go into detail about the day's pay, but now you're paying enough. Thor's sleepy tone sounded, and there was no more sound.

In the darkness, a deep regret flashed across the silent Funa's face.

Sighing slightly, the mushroom monster held the arm of the unknown Great Demon King tightly in his arms and closed his eyes peacefully.

In the middle of the night, Thor was woken up by some slight movement.

"I'm sorry, but the second half of the night was my vigil. Funa whispered an explanation as she put on her clothes.

"Remember to call your sister. Thor muttered.

"Oh~!Big villain!So you want my sister!" Funa Shiitake's gaze became a little resentful.

"I don't want anything, it's just that you've been paid, but she hasn't. Thor rubbed Funa's little head, which was kneeling beside the bed.

"You will only be gentle when you are sleepy-eyed, and you will be angry when you usually look at it coldly. Funa pursed her lips.

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I shouldn't look like a rock. Thor slept quietly.

Funa Shiitake Mushroom Monster buckled the leather armor on his body, turned his head to look at the defenseless Great Demon King, took the opportunity to rush up and quietly hold the peerless face of the Great Demon King, put his mouth on his small mouth and carried out a cruel trumpet flower attack, and then left the tent contentedly.

I don't know how long it has been, but in a trance, some movement dragged Thor away from the dream again.

Then an equally smooth body shrank into the blanket, oh, this should be the swordsman Shiitake Randy, Thor muttered to himself.

In the short time they got along this way, I felt that Randy Shiitake was a person who didn't talk much, but now I look at it...... Still seems a little sassy?

She drilled through the blanket smoothly, without the slightest twist and stiffness.

Both of them seemed natural, as if she had slipped into Thor's blanket countless times, and Thor seemed to have waited for her arrival countless times, and then hugged her smooth body in his arms.

Maybe she'd slipped into someone's blanket like this, or maybe she just wanted to be more mature than her sister?, Thor half-asleep and guessing, but the next sentence revealed her disguised calmness.

"I'm sorry sir, I haven't showered all day and I've fought, so I'm ....... Randy's voice was tense and shy.

"Well, it's actually very fragrant. Thor imprisoned the mushroom monster in his arms with the claws of the Great Demon King, and then twitched his nose and sniffed carefully, causing her face to turn red.

"I heard my sister say something, then, I'll let you ...... Oh, is it still satisfying?" Randy Shiitake asked weakly.

"Exactly. Thor measured it with the palm of his hand, then took the swordsman shiitake mushroom in his arms and fell into a dream.

The next day came what seemed like it was about to go.

Thor returned from his dream, feeling his doppelganger suddenly grabbed by a slightly cool little hand.