On the third day of coming back, I learned that the third master's seventieth birthday was approaching, and the real whole birthday needed to be done in a big way, and the founding father like him was a national treasure in any country, so this birthday banquet would be unprecedentedly grand. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Hearing the news, Yang Yi jumped up directly on the bed, the third master really had nothing to say to himself, he really looked at his grandson, this is a whole year's birthday, if he doesn't send something good, he really has no face to eat and drink in vain. "What's wrong?" Coming out of the toilet in pajamas, the translucent pajamas will only increase the taste, add a fire to Yang Yi's desires, and make Yang Yi turn into a beast faster.

Pulled Yuanyuan into his arms and took advantage of it before saying, "The third master has a big birthday, what do you say we should give?" Yuanyuan slapped Yang Yi's big hand, sat up and said very dryly: "I don't know." Yang Yi scratched his hair in distress and said, "This won't work, otherwise we'll go out for a walk, right?" Yuanyuan pointed at Yang Yi's nose and said mischievously: "But you have been grounded, how can you get out?" ”

Hearing this, Yang Yi made a bitter face, he was really grounded, or the third master and grandfather gave the order together, on this article, the two reached an agreement, and then dare to go out and mess around with discounts! So Yang Yi lived a drunken life at home, but all this was not what he wanted, the school didn't say anything about it, but Wang Xiaolei scolded him bloodily, and then asked him to wait for the news and arrange a chance for him to appear.

There has been no news in the past two months, and Yang Yi's mobile phone is about to be blown up, but what surprised Yang Yi the most was not this, but that his parents didn't come to a single call, only a text message, saying that they planned to spend the New Year outside and would not come back this year. Yang Yi's first reaction to this was that they had been kidnapped, and they might be suffering now. After asking grandpa, I found out that they were really on vacation, in grandpa's words, they were playing wild and didn't want to go home.

The call to them was immediately connected, judging from the sound, they were living a very nourishing life, so Yang Yi didn't ask more. It's just that now he is still worrying about what gift to give, this gift can't be too light, and it can't be too expensive, the third master doesn't like luxury and waste, and if he sends very expensive things, he will definitely be scolded severely. And with the relationship between himself and the third master, the things sent out must have meaning, and they must not be so-so.

Yang Yi pondered, he had already put on his clothes, pushed the door and walked out, and met Liu Junhu who was slipping his legs, this guy is still grounded, but it is Xing Xiaoyu who is grounded, not the third master. Liu Junhu's greatest joy in life now is to run to ridicule Yang Yi for being grounded like him, although Yang Yi would not deliberately show his freedom in front of him before, but every time Liu Junhu saw Yang Yi running out openly, he always hated the root of his teeth.

"How about brother, it's light and cloudy today, why don't we go out together and do a big deal?" Yang Yi glanced at him, and said helplessly: "Brother Tiger, don't make trouble, okay, the last time I ran out by myself, I was already cleaned up enough, if I take you out this time, I will definitely be wanted by my sister-in-law and the third master teamed up to be wanted all over the country, it's possible all over the world, you stay away from me, and the province is suspected of conspiring with the two of us." ”

Draw the line in one sentence, Liu Junhu is an uneasy prisoner, planning to escape from prison every day, Yang Yi is An Sheng's duty labor reform, as long as the time is up, he will be released, and he himself enjoys the leisurely of this grounding. Liu Junhu jumped like thunder for a while, and then ran over pitifully, complaining about the inhumanity of Xing Xiaoyu with a handful of snot and tears.

"Brother, you don't know, brother, I haven't touched a woman for more than two months, look at my brother's eyes, the lust is about to burn my brain, you have mercy and take me out for a walk, otherwise I will really die!" "Wait, it's been less than two months since I went out this time, why haven't you touched a woman for two months, didn't you almost squeeze yourself dry the night I left?"

Good guy, Yang Yi's skills are good, Liu Junhu is actually even better, and he covered Yang Yi's broken mouth at a speed that Yang Yi couldn't see clearly. Vigilant: "Can you please not mention this!" That stinky woman doesn't know where she got the information about this, but the evidence is insufficient, and there is no way to convict me, if you determine it for me, will Lao Tzu still have a way to live! ”

Pulling down Liu Junhu's claws, Yang Yi said angrily: "Then why are you yelling to die, it's not that I won't let you go out, you have the ability to protest with your sister-in-law!" Liu Junhu covered his face and said: "Don't mention it, I was really anxious last time, I wanted to eat her, and I used all the means that should be used, I swear that she has fallen in love with me, but his uncle just doesn't agree!" I'm wronged! ”

I don't know why, there are always some superb acting skills around me, all of them have unique skills, if you go to acting, a proper actor and actress, take Liu Junhu's crying scene as an example, it's just sad for the hearer, tears for the listener, the aggrieved little eyes, one after another ran to Yang Yi, but unfortunately Yang Yi just didn't bird him.

In the end, Liu Junhu was also annoyed, threw the book in Yang Yi's hand on the ground, and said angrily: "You kid! Don't beg me in the future! Yang Yi glanced at Liu Junhu, who was leaving angrily, and began to count silently in his heart, only to count to seventy-one, this guy came back, hugged Yang Yi's legs and cried bitterly: "Brother, I treat you as a brother, you can't watch your brother in dire straits!" ”

Picking him up and putting him on the chair beside him, Yang Yi sighed and said, "Brother Tiger, don't howl, okay, we are both prisoners now, how can you let me help you?" "Didn't you run out once, let's run once and it's over, watch those broken TV series every day, elope and run away from marriage or something at every turn, let's come here once and bring more money!"

Yang Yi covered his head and was extremely distressed, and finally patiently explained the difference between the story and reality to Liu Junhu. After talking for a while, Liu Junhu became impatient, and said irritably: "Just give me a word, can you help me?" "I want to help, but I can't help, you still have to die, I'm still thinking about what gift to give grandpa, stay away, don't bother me."

Liu Junhu patted the dust on his body, sat next to Yang Yi, elegantly cocked Erlang's legs, and his attitude was very arrogant, and his subtext could be understood from his contrived movements. "Come and beg me!"

Liu Junhu will not be so rampant easily, he is a little sloppy at most, and now that he can die like this, it can only be said that he has full certainty. Seeing this, Yang Yi threw the book on the table, and said in vain: "Say it, I can't get you out anyway, it's easy to talk about other things." Liu Junhu's smile was very penetrating, like a night owl in the rainforest, which made Yang Yi goosebumps.

"Hehe, brother, Brother Tiger loves you the most, you will definitely be good to Brother Tiger for the rest of your life, right?" Liu Junhu rubbed against Yang Yi while sneering. Yang Yi said expressionlessly: "I don't know, if you are seen by Yuanyuan like this, one of our brothers will definitely be buried alive, do you believe it or not?" "As a veteran of flowers, how could Liu Junhu not understand women.

Yuanyuan's love for Yang Yi is completely in his eyes, and he feels tired of that kind of love, in other words, it has reached the point of distortion, it is not an exaggeration to say that any female animal that makes Yang Yi interested will definitely be beaten to ashes by Yuanyuan, and then he held a machine gun and said to Yang Yi with a smile: "My dear, I am a roar of love for you!" ”

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Liu Junhu hurriedly distanced himself from Yang Yi and said, "If you want to give a gift, you look for me, I am the best at giving gifts." "Being said by Liu Junhu, Yang Yi really woke up, although Liu Junhu is very livestock, but he can play with such a complex creature as a woman, and he is not at fault at all in giving gifts, even a strong woman like Xing Xiaoyu almost broke his hand, which shows how terrible his understanding of people's hearts is.

The most important point is that he is the grandson of the third master, and he must know a lot more about the third master than Yang Yi. "I won't go around in circles with you, grandpa's birthday is coming soon, and I have prepared a gift, although it is not the best, but it is also my heart, but I can't get the gift that grandpa wants the most."

Yang Yi hurriedly asked, "What is it?" Liu Junhu pointed to the sky and said: "Comrades-in-arms, his old comrades-in-arms, grandpa is eager to see them again, and he is fighting with them." Yang Yi said in a sour heart, Yang Yi knew that not only the third master, but even his grandfather, they would rather die on the battlefield, they were real warriors, and it was their fate to fight endlessly, and a comfortable and rich life was not what they wanted.

But now that the country is safe and secure, where are they going to fight? Every time I hear the news of the death of my old comrades-in-arms, it is definitely more painful than stabbing them, but he already knows the only three founding fathers, and the others who did not persist until the victory of the Anti-Japanese War for various reasons do not know where to hide, you must know that even grandpa was found by the third master, not to mention others.

Yang Yi thought hard for a long time and couldn't think of a suitable gift, so he couldn't help but ask Liu Junhu: "Brother Tiger, what is the gift you prepared?" Take it out for my reference. Liu Junhu shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no, I have prepared this gift for three years, and it must not be leaked, you better think about it yourself." After saying that, he slipped away directly, and even forgot about letting Yang Yi take him out.

Yang Yikut sat for a long time, although he had some ideas, but they were all rejected by him one by one, even if he had a system brother to give advice, he still couldn't find a suitable inspiration.