Chapter Eighty-Seven: I'll Tell You (2nd Update)
"Don't ...... Don't lick where, where ...... Where it's dirty, don't lick it......"
Wei Ya wanted to stop it, but she was so weak that she couldn't stop Du Ge at all. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Duge unscrupulously stuck out his tongue, playing with it, and licking it. Wei Ya's eyes were watery and she bit her red lip to keep herself from making strange noises.
"Don't lick it anymore...... No...... Where is it really dirty...... Woo......"
Wei Ya snorted softly.
Because Du Ge not only licked, but also gently rubbed it with his teeth, and the action was very rampant.
"Okay on this side, on the other side. ”
"Don't ...... It's dirtier over there...... Ah ~ "
Wei Ya snorted lightly, and the drunken redness of her cheeks was even more obvious. The sensitive parts were wantonly invaded by Du Ge, and the squeamish was stimulated.
"Good ~ come over to me. ”
Duge forcibly pulled Wei Ya over, held her head in his arms, and opened his mouth to bite her other fox ear.
"Woo ~ There are a lot of bugs on it, it's too dirty, don't lick ......"
"That's a microorganism, a part of our lives that can't be separated. They're too small for you to see, don't worry, they're not dirty at all. ”
Du Ge continued to explain, but Wei Ya has been suspicious of life since she knew that her body was entrenched by microorganisms and that there were 'bugs' wherever she was. Not only him, but also Yifeng, Eternal Night, Bai Tu, and Taki also looked suspicious of life. Without biological common sense, they can't tell the difference between bugs and microorganisms, bacteria, and single-celled organisms.
"There are a lot of bugs on your skin, they eat your skin, sweat alive ......"
"The bread is made up of bugs and their farts, and I won't eat ...... death"
"The ears are full of bugs, you can't lick them, you can't lick them......"
All five of them were about to be neuropathized by the rest of the chamber of commerce.
Duge sighed faintly and sent Wei Ya away.
"Alas...... The truth is so hard to accept, it's better to be ignorant. ”
In short, the five of them have been in this fugue for a long time.
They told other people, but no one else believed them. But the five people who believe in Duge feel that what Duge said is true. The others came running and questioned Duge, and then Duge took out a microscope and told them that the food you eat and the water you drink are full of insects, and the temperature can only kill them, but the corpses are eaten by you...... And then...... And then there was no then.
The people of the Chamber of Commerce didn't think about tea and dinner for many days.
The unsuspecting servants were frightened, and they thought something was wrong.
In the end, I couldn't stand the hunger anymore, so I started eating. "If you eat bugs, you eat bugs...... I...... I pretended I didn't know. Speaking of self-deception, in the incomprehensible gaze of outsiders, these golden spiral executives with hungry green eyes gobbled up n hamburgers.
After eating, Du Ge looked at these people with a sour and comfortable expression. Suddenly there was a bad taste again, meowed, wagged his tail and dragged a long voice, "I'll tell you, this is eating insects~", these people's expressions immediately became exciting, and some people couldn't help but lie on the side and vomit.
If you're hungry for a while, you can't eat again......
Looking at these people whose worldview has been impacted and who can't take care of themselves, Du Ge can't stand up with a smile.
He also found good toys.
Trick these people.
Every time he eats, Du Ge personally cooks a table of delicious food, and then popularizes some amazing and disgusting things, telling Wei Ya, Yifeng, Yongye, Bai Tu, Taki and others, impacting their worldview, looking at them or disgusted, or shocked, or crazy expressions. It's a bad taste.
“…… Vegetables, fruits, and other plants are watered with feces and urine, because the N element is circulating...... What? You don't know? So what do you humans use as fertilizer? Tell you, what is watered with feces and urine is stronger, and it is fuller. Plants eat, we eat plants. This is the cycle of nature, which is endless. As for the energy that drives this process, it comes from solar ......"
Yifeng, Taki, Wei Ya and the other five people were already pale, and they couldn't accept the fact that the vegetables and grains they usually ate could only grow stronger by watering them with excrement.
Du Ge gushed endlessly, the faces of the five people changed and changed, and then looked at the table with the smell of the food, Du Ge personally cooked the food, and finally they couldn't stand it.
"Don't say it anymore!!" "Duge, you bastard!!"
Five roars rang out almost simultaneously, focused on how to fix it
The people's crossing song, one was held down by the five people who pounced on him without paying attention.
"Hey, what are you going to do?!"
"Hold his arm! Don't let him move. ”
"Weiya gave it to him. ”
Taki and Yifeng held down Duge's arm alone, Yongye and Baitu pressed their legs, and Wei Ya picked up the bread on the table full of "insect corpses", pinched Duge's chin, and forcibly stuffed him in.
"Uh......h Poof, slow down, isn't it just bread? ”
Confirming that the five of them just wanted to force themselves to eat bread "full of bugs", Du Ge ate it calmly. Biting off a piece and chewing it, and complaining.
"Uh......h The taste is still inferior, and it seems that the yeast and fermentation time are improved. ”
He ate by himself, while Wei Ya and the others froze.
They find that they care and feel disgusted, and the bread is full of "bugs", and Wataru shows no care.
"You're not disgusting. ”
"It's just a single-celled bacterium, not visible to the naked eye at all. ”
"But when I feel like it's densely packed with little bugs, I feel so disgusting. Taki let go of Toka's arm and slammed his goosebump-covered arm.
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Watari meowed and looked at Taki with a wicked expression. Seeing him like this, Taki's heart chuckled.
"Taki. ”
"Do...... What to do?!"
Taki almost screamed,
"You...... Is there a phobia of intensity?"
"So what?"
"It's about seeing things that are stacked together, like ......"
From where the system came, Duge got a painting.
It was full of red dots, and a sheet of paper was densely and irregularly distributed.
As soon as he saw the paper, Taki screamed and covered his eyes. "Whoaaa
"Huh. Sure enough, there is a phobia of intensity. I'll tell you......"
"Ahhhhh
Takiki covered his ears and ran away like crazy. Wei Ya and Yifeng, and Eternal Night also covered their ears. In the past few days, as soon as Du Ge said the five words "I'll tell you", everyone knew that he was going to say something amazing, and he ran away or covered his ears.
Taki was scared away. The other four didn't look very good. They were made haggard by all kinds of things that ruined the three views of Duge.
"Hey, how do you listen to me with your ears blocked?"
"I can't stand it!"
The four of them blew up again, and Yifeng didn't know where to get a bundle of rope, and the four of them surrounded him again.