Chapter 11: If I can't conquer you, I'll lose
"Brother, brother, what's wrong with you. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Qian Dai asked as she looked at Yun Bai, who was sitting directly on the ground with her mouth covered.
"Water, give me water!" Yunbai's tongue had fully stretched out, and his whole face was as red as a chili pepper.
Listening to Yun Bai's words, Qian Dai quickly put her finger in her mouth, and then whistled loudly. After a while, the short-legged squirrel that Fang Ze saw in Qiandai's house just now ran over with a small kettle and humming.
Yun Bai, who was already spicy and about to go crazy, snatched the small kettle, and began to gulp water.
After drinking the water, Yun Bai looked at Fang Ze with red eyes, and stood up suddenly.
"You, what are you going to do?" Fang Ze was a little stunned, could it be that this Chinese artifact of spicy strips was not suitable for the taste of the otherworldly elves?
"Give me another one, I still want to eat!" Yun Bai panted as he looked at Fang Ze, his expression full of high, extremely refreshing feeling after the tide.
I'll just say, who will compete with the spicy strips. Fang Ze put his mind at ease, first waved his hand to stop Yun Bai, who wanted to come over and eat spicy strips again, and then said slowly.
"Spicy strips are the most delicious and difficult to make in China. Every spicy strip is a gift from God, and the maker of the spicy strip we call Weilong. That is, the one who guards the dragon. They need to collect ambergris from the Dragon Valley every day to make spicy strips, and sometimes when the dragon has a bad temper, it will even put their lives in danger. ”
"No wonder it's so delicious!" Yun Bai said excitedly. "Could it be that your country is strong enough to keep dragons in captivity?"
Ahem, this cowhide is blown up. Fang Ze didn't know how to be round for a while. simply jumped over and directly told Yun Bai the key points.
"If you want to continue eating spicy strips, how about helping me catch a photon elf that can fill my entire carriage in three hours?"
Yun Bai glanced at Fang Ze strangely and asked, "What do you want so many photon elves for, although this thing is all over the mountain, but to fill this carriage of yours, you have to catch at least a few thousand, how troublesome." ”
"I'll just ask you if you want to eat spicy strips?"
"Yes. Yun Bai decisively agreed, then hesitated for a moment and continued. "I can catch enough for you if you have enough time, but this time is too tight, three hours, I definitely can't do it alone. ”
"You can call as many people as you can in the village. Fang Ze waved his hand, pointed to the snacks full of trucks and said, "Even if you call people, my Chinese food can't conquer them, count them as mine." ”
The children in the elf village are all growing up in batches, and the elves in the next phase are still a few months old, so Yun Bai has no way to find some idle children in the village to help him catch the photon elves.
However, Yun Bai still has some cleverness, he pondered for a while, took some of every snack from Fang Ze, and then directly found the elves who had just finished cultivating the orchard and were resting, and after conquering this group of elves with snacks, everyone summed up, anyway, the fruit trees in the orchard would not die after delaying for half a day, so they all went to the forest to catch the photon elves for Fang Ze.
Qian Dai looked at Fang Ze, who was moving boxes of snacks down from the carriage, and said with a little pity. "In fact, when these snacks are pulled to the Elf King Capital, they can be replaced with Photon Elves in an entire village. ”
"Even if I can change that much, I can't take it with me. Fang Ze removed all the snacks from the truck, vacated some large wooden boxes, and then prepared to wait for Yun Bai to come back with the captured photon elf in a while, so he put the photon elf in the box.
At this time, a sturdy figure leaned over, and Fang Ze looked back to see that it was the captain of the Mizuki Fir of Liulan Village.
Mizuki Fir was empty-handed, and did not help Fang Ze find a reindeer that could pull the cart as he said before. "Captain Mizukisugia, I don't need reindeer. ”
Fang Ze thought that Captain Shuimushan hadn't borrowed the reindeer, and he was afraid that he would be ugly, so he took the first step to speak. "I decided to exchange these snacks for some photon elves and take them away, and not go to the elf king's capital. ”
Captain Mizuki took a look at the snacks piled on the ground, licked his lips with his tongue, and then said to Fang Ze. "I went to the village chief to borrow a reindeer, but the village chief said you don't need a reindeer, and asked me to call you over, he wanted to see you. ”
The village chief of Liulan Village said that he didn't need a reindeer, and asked me to go over to see him?!Fang Ze's originally busy hands stopped, slowly stood up, and said as if nothing had happened on the surface. "Captain Mizukishan, is there anything important that the village chief called me over?"
"I don't know, just call you over. The village chief is in a hurry, let's leave quickly. Captain Mizukisugi replied to Fang Ze's words as he stepped back from his left side, placing his right hand on the stem of the scimitar on his left waist, looking ready to deal with the battle.
Qian Dai also saw that something was wrong at this time, she originally wanted to ask something, but then she glanced at Fang Ze with scruples, and then suddenly changed her accent and asked in an elven language that was different from the ordinary elven lingua franca. "Captain Mizukishan, Mr. Fang Ze is a good person, is there any misunderstanding?"
Mizuki Shan's clothes were still heavily guarded, and he also replied in the same elven language as Qiandai. "I brought the shredded beef to the village chief to taste, and the village chief said that there was something wrong with the human merchant and told me to bring him over. ”
Mizuki cedar and Qiandai use the dialect of the elf clan, the dialect near the village of Liulan, and the difference between the elf lingua franca is probably equivalent to the difference between Cantonese and Mandarin, which is basically difficult for people who do not live in this area to understand.
But Fang Ze's elf language is directly instilled by the system, and the elf lingua franca has directly reached the mother tongue level, and other dialects can also be understood.
Hearing the conversation between Captain Mizuki Shanshan and Qian Dai, Fang Ze immediately realized that something might have gone wrong with the snacks he brought from the earth, and he was seen by the village chief of Liulan Village, so he had to take himself over.
It's impossible to run, just run out by yourself, not to mention whether you will encounter a beast or get lost, just because Captain Mizukisugi's physical strength is five or six times higher than that of ordinary people, he can't run.
Now I can only find a way to communicate with the head of Liulan Village who has never shown up. Thinking of this, Fang Ze immediately didn't try to say anything to make Qian Dai and Mizuki Shan's suspicions deeper, but said directly.
"Captain Mizukisir, I'll go with you to meet the village chief. Fang Ze said, pointing to the snacks piled up on the ground and asked, "Does the village chief have a taboo against sweet and spicy, I'm going to bring some delicious food to the village chief." ”
"Nope. Seeing that Fang Ze was willing to follow, Mizuki Shan also relieved himself and said. "The village chief asked you to bring that clearance certificate. ”
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