A week passed in a blink of an eye, and Yang Yi finally received a notice from the sprinter brother that he would record the show tomorrow, and he would go to the set to rehearse today, after all, it was not really acting, just for the show to be funny, and there were highlights interspersed with a little plot. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Anyway, Yang Yi, what are you doing, you don't have to do this business, as long as you have rich stars or something, aren't you allowed to play? How about it, do you want to cooperate with my brother? With your connections, as long as you open your mouth, there will definitely be a lot of money sent over. Yang Yi looked at the ambitious Xiang Donghui helplessly, this guy didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he began to fool himself into cooperating with him to do business last night.

"Brother Hui, I'd better forget it, I'm not that material, it's good to work for others honestly, didn't you pass by here because of business, why didn't I see you talk about business after the car was repaired?" Xiang Donghui waved his hand, and said with a disdainful look: "This kind of small place just doesn't have any good things, I heard that there are a few pure-blooded dogs I came, but it turned out to be not as good as mine, it's really useless." ”

After speaking, I saw Yang Yi looking at him strangely, Xiang Donghui is also a top person, why don't you know what's going on, this is Yang Yi's hometown, and he said that it was a broken place, no matter how he said it, he couldn't get by. ", Brother Yang, don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about you, I'm just complaining, don't take it to heart. "It's okay, I'll go to the set first. ”

Shar Pei is not very good, but this director is quite competent, the overall scene has been laid out, and he is looking for flaws everywhere with his hands behind his back, and then let people fix them as soon as possible. The staff on the set were all busy, and two idlers, Yang Yi and Xiang Donghui, suddenly appeared, which were naturally very abrupt. A girl ran to the Shar Pei dog and whispered to her, the Shar Pei was obviously trembling, turned around stiffly, and looked at Yang Yi in horror.

Even if he was scared last time, it wouldn't be like this, right? Yang Yi was puzzled, and saw the Shar Pei walking this way with a stiff body, no matter how he looked at it, he was reluctant. In any case, it is your own boss, and you still have to have the politeness you should have. Yang Yi bowed his head and said, "Hello director, let's familiarize ourselves with the set first." Shar Pei patted Yang Yi boldly and said, "Very good, do a good job." As he spoke, his triangular eyes were still drifting behind Yang Yi.

Yang Yi looked stupidly again, he was not afraid of himself, but afraid of Xiang Donghui behind him. Turning his head, he saw Xiang Donghui's smiling expression. "Ah! Brother Hui is also here, what kind of wind blew you here, who is going to serve tea quickly, who is going to locate the sub, and wants a luxurious VIP room!"

Xiang Donghui is full of evil taste, and he keeps babbling around the Shar Pei dog. "Tut-tut! Isn't this my director Xu Da? How do you say that? Yes, no coincidence is not a book, we really have fate!" Xiang Donghui grabbed him, and the sweat of the Shar Pei dog came out instantly, and the real sweat rained! The whole person was completely stiffened, as if he was frozen.

Shar Pei's eyes for help kept looking at Yang Yi, and Yang Yi could see that he was really scared, so he pulled Xiang Donghui and said, "Director, you should be busy first, we won't delay your time, just take a look for yourself." Shar Pei wiped the sweat from his head and hurriedly agreed, "Okay! It's called Lao Chen, he is very familiar, Yao Mai come over, this is Brother Hui, this is Yang Yi, you don't have to do anything else today, as long as you entertain these two well, it will be a great achievement!"

Although it was strange why Shar Pei was so afraid of Xiang Donghui, this was obviously not the place to ask, Yang Yi didn't ask much, lowered his posture, and said to the young man named Yao Mai: "Hello Brother Yao, I'm Yang Yi." Xiang Donghui said coolly: "Xiang Donghui!" Yao Mai looks like he is in his twenties at most, and he can be counted as the same age as Yang Yi.

There are no fools on the set, Yao Mai saw clearly what the director looked like just now, I was afraid that this person named Xiang Donghui was afraid to the bones, and now I heard Yang Yi call himself Brother Yao, where did he dare to agree, and hurriedly said: "Don't! We are all about the same age, you can just call your name, my name is Yao Mai, I'll show you the scene first, let's start filming tomorrow, other sprinting brothers have already come." "Okay, then please take us around. ”

Yang Yi deliberately slowed down, and Yao Mai was also very eye-catching to help the two of them leave space to talk. "Brother Hui, what the hell is the situation, why is that Xu Zhong so afraid of you?" Xiang Donghui smiled wickedly and said: "I have always felt that this crew is very familiar, I just saw that Shar Pei dog and finally remembered that they went to the capital to shoot the location, just this director, who came to play with me at that time, was so awesome that he died." ”

"And then?" "What's the matter, he made trouble with me, of course I have to fix him, he is still not satisfied, and he is looking for a person from the land and resources to report me for illegally occupying the land, hahahaha, laugh at me, this fool doesn't know that my uncle is the head there, this stupid call, and then my uncle invited into the office, I don't know how many ear scrapers. ”

Yang Yi sighed and said: "He's too stupid, how can he fight with you, isn't this looking for death?" "Cut, I don't know what my surname is, Lao Tzu is unconvinced! In the end, Lao Tzu obediently admitted his mistake, and what was the name of the one in their crew, ah yes, the female star called Baby was offered to let us put out the fire, that kind of broken shoes Lao Tzu is not rare!"

"And then?" "What's the matter, let them get out, I'm not a murderer, I can't kill them all, right?" "Can you scare him like that?" Yang Yi always felt a little incredible. Xiang Donghui smiled evilly: "Hehe, this bastard knows quite a few people, but he can't find any one, the buddy in the capital is definitely the master who can walk sideways, as long as you don't mess with those old immortals, who the hell dares to touch me?"

Thinking about it, I feel uncomfortable for the Shar Pei dog, provoked a son, there is no way to enter the earth, there is no way to enter the heavens, and the big guy who patted his chest in the past and said that he was looking for his own good work, and he saw himself like avoiding snakes and scorpions, why is this? I originally thought I stepped on an earthworm, but it turned out to be a hidden dragon, and the more I looked for acquaintances, the more scared I was, and in the end I guessed that I even had the heart to commit suicide.

"Hehe, buddy, I didn't move him at all, I just didn't let him go, Lao Tzu scared him to death!" Xiang Donghui was very proud. The unknown is terrifying, because you don't know what you will encounter or what will happen to you, Xiang Donghui's hand is really vicious.

Xiang Donghui is very curious, and after shopping for a while, he went to see people moving and shooting, and he didn't know what he saw, and he watched it with relish. Yao Mai wanted to keep an eye on Xiang Donghui, and Yang Yi was an incidental product, so he decisively gave up Yang Yi and followed behind Xiang Donghui.

"You're Yang Yi, right?" Turning around, he saw a tall and thin beauty, who was the national goddess little baby! Yang Yi used to be his fan, but he just heard that she was sent out like a cargo, and now he always feels very awkward when he sees me. "Hello Sister Bei. The baby seemed to be a very cheerful person, stretched out his hand to shake hands with Yang Yi and said, "Hello big singer." ”

"Don't say that, I'll be shy. "Haha, I'm really blushing, I like to listen to your songs very much, I heard that you are going to participate in the recording this time, is it true?" "Mmmm, baby sister, you have to cover me!"

The two sat down on the steps as they spoke, and the baby hugged his legs and said: "It would be nice if I could team up with you, I was really scared to death when I watched the news that day, you actually jumped down from the third floor, and subdued the two robbers with your bare hands, you are too powerful!" ”

"Then is your grandfather the kind of white-bearded grandfather? is it the kind of super master who can subdue you with just two moves?" Yang Yi thought about it, if he didn't count the internal force, he was definitely not his grandfather's opponent, here he had actual combat experience, grandpa had practiced all his life, and he couldn't reach it at all, but if he used internal force, grandpa would definitely not be his opponent.

"My grandfather is a bald head, no beard, I heard that I was wiped naked when I was a child, as for kung fu, I won't do anything to grandpa!" "Baby picked up his thumb and said: "Awesome! good boy! Don't be nervous, sister will cover you tomorrow!" "Thank you, sister, I invite you to dinner, this is my hometown, I know where to eat!"

"Forget it, I want to lose weight, and I can't eat at night. Yang Yi exclaimed: "No, baby sister, you are already in good shape, more fat and less thin, don't lose weight, I'll take you to eat delicious food." Although he was very happy to be complimented by Yang Yi, the baby still said to Yang Yi very seriously: "To be a star, you must be talented and good-looking, not to discriminate against anyone, being ugly really affects the star journey, you had better keep your current figure, beautiful and handsome can really add points." ”

was learning from the baby, but Xiang Donghui came back: "Yang Yi, you said I want to have a crew to play, I feel that this thing is so easy to make money." Sister Baby saw Xiang Donghui's expression change. Of course, Yang Yi knew why, and hurriedly introduced: "This is my friend Xiang Donghui, this is the baby sister." The two smiled and shook hands, and then the baby made an excuse to leave.

Xiang Donghui hugged his arms and muttered: "This woman has no breasts and no buttocks, except for being good-looking, she doesn't look good at all, why do you say that she is a goddess? I have an ex-girlfriend who is a thousand times more beautiful than her!" Yang Yi said disdainfully: "You are all vases, how can you compare them with others? They are just some gold worshippers." ”