Jiang Nan swallowed his saliva, and continued: "Really, I have never seen such a good man. He is knowledgeable, humorous, and countless women take the initiative to give him his arms, but he has been among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf sticks to his body, he does not sit in his arms, and he keeps his heart. ”

Jiang Nan raised his head fiercely, his expression was excited: "Comrades, this is the modern version of Hui Yanagishita, and then compare the current men who are stained with flowers and grass and step on a few boats, Comrade Jiangnan is simply a clear spring flowing alone in a dirty pond, no, it is a sweet spring! How happy should a woman be to marry Jiangnan!"

Whining

It was quieter off the field, only the howling of the north wind.

Jiangcheng has entered winter.

"Huh, so quiet?" Jiang Nan looked pensive: "Could it be that he was fascinated by his wonderful speech?"

So, Jiang Nan suddenly slammed the triangular table of the rostrum, and said with a sad expression: "But, but, why? Why is such a good man jealous of God?

Jiang Nan thumped his chest, his expression was very regretful.

There was still a dead silence off the field.

Bai Jie really couldn't bear it, and the embarrassment was committed.

She signaled to Jiang Nan several times, but Jiang Nan, who was in high spirits, didn't notice her at all.

Rostrum.

Jiang Nan slammed the table again, his expression annoyed: "Hearing the news of Brother Jiangnan's drowning, I really felt like a bolt from the blue." I've been thinking, why wasn't I the one who died, why did God take away such a good man?"

Jiang Nan shook his head and looked regretful: "God is jealous of talents, God is jealous of talents!"

Whining

The north wind blew again.

Bai Jie has already buried her head, she is really embarrassed for Jiangnan.

Then, Chief Jiang didn't seem to be aware of it.

On the rostrum, Jiang Nan took a deep breath, then looked at Chu Li, who was sitting in the first row, and said, "Miss Chu Li, we all know that you and Jiang Nan are in love and the couple are deeply in love. If, I mean if, if Jiang Nan is lucky not to die, what do you want to say to him?"

Chu Li's face was almost black to carbon, she bit her lip, and then said word by word: "Go die!"

"Huh?" Jiang Nan thought he had misheard, and asked again: "That, Miss Chu Li, you may not have heard what I asked clearly." I mean, if Jiang Nan survives, what do you want to say to him?"

"Go die!" Chu Li also repeated.

Jiang Nan looked at Chu Li's angry expression and wiped his cold sweat.

This style of painting is wrong!

What's going on?

At this time, Chu Li shouldn't be excited and said: "I want to say to him, I don't want to be your surrogate wife anymore, I want to be your real wife." "What?

That's the right way things are going.

So, Jiang Nan turned his gaze to Wen Guanhai, who was standing on the side: "Wen Ju, I just heard that you have a high opinion of Jiang Nan. If, I mean, if Jiangnan survives by drowning, what do you want to say to him?"

"Die!" Wen Guanhai said with a black face.

I rub!

Jiang Nan touched his chin and pondered: "If you want to say that Aunt Chu Li is here, she is irritable and rude in her words, but what is the situation with Wen Guanhai? Menopause has arrived? Forget it, I don't know like menopausal men." ”

So, Jiang Nan glanced at it again, and then fell on Chen Dong, who came back from diarrhea.

"Chen Dong, I heard that you are the best brother in Jiangnan, if he.."

Before Jiang Nan finished speaking, Chen Dong had already said with a dark face: "I will ask him to die again!"

Depend on!

"This bastard is changing his face too quickly, and I still think of you as a good brother for a moment. Looking for a rival to be a brother, it's really unreliable!"

Speaking of rivals in love, Jiang Nan suddenly remembered Wen Wan.

So he ran to Wen Wan and asked the same thing.

Wen Wan was not as rude as the previous ones, but her embarrassed expression made Jiang Nan very puzzled.

What the hell is going on?!

At this time, the fruit beside Chu Li was also a little unbearable, so he took out a small mirror from his pocket and handed it to Jiang Nan silently.

"Huh?"

Jiang Nan took the small mirror with a puzzled face, glanced at it, and collapsed instantly!

it!

When did Lao Tzu's appearance change back?!

Depend on!

Didn't that willow say it could last for three days?

It's only been two and a half days!

The intern's skills are really unreliable!

"Wait, I just made an impassioned speech on stage.."

Even though Jiangnan has a thick face and a thick city wall, it is still red, and it is red to the neck.

"I have been boasting in front of so many people for a long time, and I have no face to see people!"

"Hahaha. Jiang Nan stood up, scratched his head, and glanced at the audience: "Everyone, I can explain." ”

Chu Li directly smashed the handkerchief soaked with tears in his hand, and then, a lot of things were smashed towards Jiangnan.

What cell phones, watches, purses, and even sanitary napkins and bras with body temperatures...

The audience was filled with angry denunciations.

Jiang Nan hurriedly fled, and then a large group of people chased wildly, and the scene became a mess.

At the scene of the memorial service, only a few people remained there.

Chu Li turned his head to look at Xue Wei fiercely.

Xue Wei was startled: "What's wrong?"

"Weiwei, if you dare to tell Jiang Nan about that, I, Chu Li, will be inseparable from you!"

Xue Wei sweated slightly: "I see." But how long are you going to hide it?"

"Hide it until he's really dead!" Chu Lifen clenched his fists and was very angry: "Ahhh I'm going to cut off his tint to quench the anger of my heart!"

The corners of Xue Wei's mouth twitched.

Guoguo blinked: "Mom, what are you talking about? What are you hiding?"

"Nothing!" Chu Li suddenly realized something, and then looked at Guoguo with a smile: "Guoguo, did you already know that Jiang Nan was Jiangnan?"

"Ah" Guoguo's face twisted, and his eyes looked at the sky: "Mom, what are you talking about? ”

Chu Li was angry, and directly grabbed Guoguo and one ear with one hand.

"This little bastard's behavior when his lies are exposed is exactly the same as that of Jiang bastard, ahhhh

Guoguo was not convinced, and protested: "Mom is stupid, I didn't find out, how can I complain about Guoguo?"

"Little girl, what are you talking about?" Chu Lipi smiled without laughing.

Guoguo was a little scared, and immediately hid behind Xue Wei.

Xue Wei hurriedly said: "Lili, forget it, Jiangnan is still alive, for you, it may be a shame but for Guoguo, it's a blessing, isn't it?"

Chu Li sighed quietly: "Ha! God, what kind of sin have I done." ”

After a while, the gang of people chasing Jiangnan came back again.

"What about Gangnam?"

"Not in the east. ”

"Not in the west. ”

"Not in the south. ”

"None in the north. ”

"Where the hell is this bastard hiding?"

..

PS: Well, the funeral chapter is over. When I was writing this plot, I guessed that there might be some readers who were dissatisfied, and there was no way, and it was difficult to reconcile. However, unlike the last time when Tranquility and Jiangnan met in a hurry, the plot of this funeral chapter was basically written according to my idea. When I was writing, I couldn't help but feel embarrassed for Jiangnan, and I couldn't help laughing. This plot, at least, I'm very satisfied.

The funeral chapter is over, but more exciting is still to come, let's go down with Jiangnan!