"Wife, it's not right for you to punish your husband like this." Lin Feng was pressed by the black rose and said helplessly.

"What's wrong?" Black Rose looked at Lin Feng suspiciously.

"Isn't it supposed to be a man on top of a woman?" Lin Feng said with a smile.

"I'm not so stupid, if the man is up and the woman is down, you punish me, I want to punish you, of course it's the woman and the man." Black Rose said coquettishly.

"Oh, then you hurry up and punish me." Lin Feng was ready to be punished by Black Rose.

When Lin Feng was punished by Black Rose, he was already sweating profusely, this female killer's way of punishing people was really special, and even a little different. Lin Feng understands why Black Rose is so crazy, more than ten years of killer career, only son, and the needs in some aspects must be very **.

Black Rose hugged Lin Feng weakly and said, "Husband, it seems that I punished you, but in the end, it seems that you punished me?" ”

"No, I haven't even moved, it's you who punished me." Lin Feng said helplessly.

"Then why are you so strong, people don't have any strength, why are you getting more and more energetic, more and more energetic, like a bull." Black Rose stared at Lin Feng's eyes and asked.

"Born." Lin Feng smiled embarrassedly, wiped the sweat on his face, looked at the delicate body of the black rose, and pressed it down again.

……

When Lin Feng woke up the next day, Black Rose hadn't woken up yet, she was tired enough last night, and it was normal that she hadn't woken up yet.

Lin Feng put on a bathrobe and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower comfortably, and saw Xu Xin sitting on the sofa watching TV.

Lin Feng walked over, put his arm around the little nanny's shoulder, and asked, "Hey, little nanny, have you forgotten something?" ”

Xu Xin's eyes were still staring at the big TV screen, and said, "No, what can I forget?" ”

was hugged by Lin Feng all of a sudden, although he was just hugging his shoulders, Xu Xin felt strange in his heart, and when he thought of the scene of eavesdropping on Lin Feng sleeping, his face couldn't help but turn red. Fastest and most stable update)

"Mopping the floor? Did you do the laundry? Made breakfast? "When Lin Feng came back yesterday, the house was in a mess, Xu Xin was gone, and I don't know why she went.

"Ah......" Xu Xin put down the remote control, and suddenly realized, she just cared about chasing the TV series, she didn't do anything, she stood up and said, "I almost forgot, I'll do it now." ”

Before Xu Xin could run to the kitchen, Lin Feng raised his big palm, and the two sounds of "pop" slapped Xu Xin's small round buttocks hard.

Xu Xin didn't expect Lin Feng to spank himself when he said that he would beat himself, and felt the spicy pain coming from his buttocks, and looked at Lin Feng shyly and astringently at the moment and said, "Bad hero, I know it's wrong, I won't dare next time." ”

"Do you want to have a next time, get up early in the morning and watch TV, you see what time it is." Please, it's already nine o'clock in the morning, this little nanny hasn't made breakfast yet, Lin Feng's stomach has already risen to resist, this little nanny is becoming more and more incompetent.

"Then I'll do it now." Looking at Lin Feng's slap again, Xu Xin touched his ass and began to beg for mercy.

After Xu Xin finished speaking, he went into the kitchen and started a day's life as a nanny, cooking, laundry, mopping the floor, mopping the floor, and tidying up the room.

Lin Feng sat on the sofa, and after watching TV for a while, Xu Xin followed and brought out the prepared breakfast, soy milk, millet porridge, and barbecued pork buns or something.

"Bad hero, eat quickly." After Xu Xin put it down, he dragged his chin with both hands and watched Lin Feng eat.

Lin Feng asked while eating: "Why are you looking at me, although you know that I am very handsome, but you don't need to look at me like this?" ”

"Who said you were handsome? It's so thick-skinned. Xu Xin didn't expect the bad hero to be so narcissistic.

"yes, I'm thick-skinned." Lin Feng took a sip of soy milk, which was very sweet, and left a lingering fragrance in his mouth after swallowing it.

Xu Xin knew that Lin Feng had a certain truth in saying this, if he was not thick-skinned, how could he get so many wives? Besides, any of these wives are much more beautiful than themselves.

"Ignore you, I'll mop the floor." Xu Xin quickly walked away.

After eating breakfast, Lin Feng found that Black Rose had not woken up yet, so he walked out of the Huading community and walked towards the school.

After arriving at the school, Lin Feng began to take classes, he chose the history department, and there were very few people who chose such a subject, and it could even be said that there were none. In the classroom, there were three or four people sitting sporadically, including Lin Feng, there were only five people.

A balding professor in his fifties, wearing reading glasses, spoke from the podium with relish.

As soon as Lin Feng walked into the classroom, the professor dragged his glasses, looked slightly displeased, and said, "This thing, you were late for the first class, and it was too much to say." ”

"Report **, no, report to the professor, I woke up with a stomachache, so I was late, I'm sorry." Lin Feng had to make an excuse and quickly walked to his seat.

The few students below stared at Lin Feng with strange eyes, all of them knew that this professor's temper was very hot, and he was very strict, and now that Lin Feng walked back to his seat with no one in his eyes, the professor would definitely not be able to see it.

Sure enough, as soon as he walked back to his seat, the professor began to ask: "Lin Feng, let's answer a question, what is the next sentence that asks you how much sorrow you can have?" ”

Lin Feng didn't think about it, so he stood up and replied, "It's like a eunuch on the **." ”

"Haha......"

As soon as Lin Feng finished speaking, he caused those classmates to burst into laughter, daring to ridicule the iron-faced selfless professor to his face, isn't that looking for death?

Nian was the first lesson for new students at the beginning of the school year, although the professor was very angry in his heart, he still pretended to be unchanged and said, "Lin Feng, please be serious, this is a place to study." ”

"Yes, I know this is a place to study, but the question you ask is too simple, idiot, anyone can answer it, you and I are mentally retarded, ask such a simple question." Lin Feng said casually.

Several other classmates followed and looked at Lin Feng with shocked eyes, his attitude was too casual, he dared to scold the professor for being an idiot, awesome, he was definitely the first person in history to dare to scold the professor like this.

"Okay, you think it's simple, let me ask you another difficulty, when did Peking Man first appear, and where did he live?" The professor's face was slightly moved, but he didn't expect him to dare to say that he was an idiot.

"500,000 years ago, living in Zhoukou, Beijing, idiot." These questions can be answered by anyone with a little historical knowledge, and Lin Feng naturally knows it. The professor looked at Lin Feng in shock, but he didn't expect that this would not be difficult for him, and his face instantly became a little ugly. As for the other classmates, they kept throwing admiring glances at Lin Feng, it seemed that in addition to being arrogant, he was still a little practical.