The morning sun is always a little dazzling, Liu Junhu sat up and found that he was sleeping on a big bed, fortunately it was his own room, and there was no one else around, so if the vulgar plot happened to him, Liu Junhu would go crazy!

Anyway, what happened yesterday? It seems that I went on a blind date, and then I met a wet nurse, what is it called? Torture Xiaoyu! The name suddenly jumped out, and Liu Junhu was so frightened that he almost solved the soak of urine in the early morning on the bed! My head still hurts terribly, I drank a broken piece last night, I only remember that I have been drinking with that Xing Xiaoyu, I don't remember anything else, and I don't know how I came back. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Leaving the room in a daze, only to find that the whole family was eating breakfast, Liu Junhu asked stupidly, "How did I come back yesterday?" Yang Yi pointed to himself and said, "I drove you back, why didn't you change your clothes?" Liu Junhu asked rhetorically: "Why should I change my clothes?" The third master had finished eating, wiped his mouth and said, "You asked someone to come to the house to play with you, don't you dress up beautifully?" ”

Liu Junhu instantly felt that the whole person was not good, and Ai Ai asked, "Could it be Xing Xiaoyu that I made an appointment?" The third grandmother said with a smile: "Silly grandson, I have seen the photo of that girl, she is definitely a good child, she is neat and not afraid of meeting bad people, and the amount of alcohol is not bad, come to the house today to take a look at grandma, if you can go back, you two will get engaged first, hahaha!" ”

From Liu Junhu's dull eyes, Yang Yi saw a deep despair, and of course, an escape from not believing in reality. Xing Xiaoyu is definitely a heroine among women, coupled with this profession, it can be said that she is a woman who does not let her eyebrows, if she marries such a strong wife, her life must be worse than that of a salted fish!

Liu Junhu was even in the mood to eat breakfast, so he sat on the swing in the yard, looking a little lost, Yang Yi really couldn't bear it, and stepped forward to comfort: "Big brother, don't be sad, this fate can't be avoided, can you still live every day no matter how awesome you are?" Let's get from her. "Never!" Liu Junhu roared, outrageously angry.

"Don't yell at me, I didn't introduce you to you, didn't you drink with people last night, how did you drink with your nostrils, isn't it uncomfortable?" As if he had seen a ghost, Liu Junhu said in horror: "Lao Tzu even performed a unique trick at the bottom of the box?!" "Yes, I can't pull it, I wanted to take a picture of it for you with my mobile phone, but unfortunately you drank it too fast."

"What a! Why is there such a woman? What to do, think of a way, your brother's good life can't be ruined in the hands of a woman! Liu Junhu was so anxious that he jumped to his feet, Yang Yi spread his hands and said innocently: "What can I do, besides, people say that it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy a family, and I can't do such a thing that lacks morality." ”

"You fart!" Liu Junhu grabbed Yang Yi's collar and said playfully: "It's your bastard's bad idea, now this bastard woman is sticking to me, you must be responsible for driving her away, otherwise Lao Tzu will annoy you to death!" Yang Yi was dazzled by his eyes, and hurriedly agreed: "Okay, okay, can't I help you, doesn't she like a man with a true temperament, you can pretend to be a gentleman today, how elegant and elegant you are, she definitely doesn't like this, Oh yes, you can also pretend to be a sissy, I can't do it, she likes it!" ”

Liu Junhu slapped his face and said, "Okay!" That's it! ”

What is the logo of a sissy? Leggings, plus orchid fingers, the most important thing is a gossip heart! The first two things Yang Yi can match, gossip is innate, and Liu Junhu is only interested in women.

"I said, are these pants too tight? Why do I feel like I can't move my legs? "The purple-red tight-colored pants that pierced the eyes and sullen, this is what Yang Yi asked Wood to help find, fortunately, the number of the third master's bodyguards is relatively large, so it is inevitable that there will be a smaller one, people wear it just right, Liu Junhu will wear it on his body, and his buttocks will be exposed, and they are originally white, this bewitching purple red is dyed by Yang Yi with purple mercury, which is the legendary red potion.

The third master, who had nothing to do, walked in and saw that he almost didn't fall down, and roared with a red face: "You two are going to die, who can look at you if you wear like this?" Liu Junhu lied and didn't even have to type a draft, he opened his mouth and came: "Grandpa, don't talk nonsense, this is the most popular dress this year, how fashionable you see, your dull era has long passed." ”

The third master will be suspicious, after all, he is an old man in his sixties who doesn't understand fashion at all, once Liu Junhu watched a fashion show, he thought he was watching Journey to the West, who are the two in it who are not golden horns and silver horns?

Liu Junhu, who was dressed up, was very angry, a small jacket that could only be worn as a bra, with a dazzling scale shirt inside, purple leggings on his lower body, and he didn't even wear socks on his feet, just a pair of pink sneakers, if he didn't wear Yuanyuan's high heels, he would also wear high heels.

Xing Xiaoyu is really not an ordinary person, and ordinary people can't enter the third master's manor, so he can only let Wood pick it up, but what Wood picked up is actually a police car! Xing Xiaoyu was in the car, but fortunately she didn't come over in uniform.

A black down jacket, plus short skirt leggings, and a pair of beige high heels, carrying a bag in her hand, she is also a beauty from afar, but she has stumbled three times at a distance of about ten meters, and the last one may be a little heavy, and now she is limping when she walks. It's a little embarrassing, but it's very polite, and when I got to it, I immediately bent down and bowed: "Hello grandparents." ”

The third grandmother stepped forward with a smile and took Xing Xiaoyu's hand and said, "Okay, this girl is really handsome, let me see how my feet are, does it hurt?" Xing Xiaoyu brushed the hair from her ears and whispered, "I'm not used to wearing high heels, so everyone laughs." "Oops! Wearing this thing is to suffer, Xiaohu go and get a pair of slippers for Xiaoyu, and when you arrive, you will be your own home, don't be restrained. ”

"Thank you, Grandma!" Originally, Liu Junhu didn't need to do this job, but grandma asked him to do such a job in order to give Liu Junhu a chance to perform, Liu Junhu snorted lightly, held his buttocks, and walked bumpy away. Xing Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and wondered: "Is he guilty of hemorrhoids?" Yang Yi almost choked to death with saliva, and Yuanyuan hurriedly helped Yang Yi pat his back.

I had long heard Yang Yi say that the girl's nerves were relatively rough, but I didn't expect it to be so rough, everyone automatically ignored the sentence just now, and the third master stretched out his hand and said, "Don't stand outside, go into the house and sit." "Xing Xiaoyu estimated that he went home yesterday and was educated, and today he is very reserved, so he asked the third master to go first, and then helped the third grandmother to follow, no matter how you look at it, he is a good child.

Xiaolian had already brewed black tea, and Liu Junhu was crossing Erlang's legs, pinching the cup with his orchid fingers and taking a sip of it, while shaking his head at the same time, like a snake spirit. The third master's company suddenly darkened, and he coughed very contrivedly, and Liu Junhu immediately sat on the board, which was a natural reaction after being educated by the third master, and it was uncontrollable. A group of people sat down at this time, but Liu Junhu didn't dare to splash in front of the third master, and it was useless to dress up charmingly.

However, Xing Xiaoyu chatted very happily with the old couple, and did not talk about her glorious deeds back then, but only talked about the customs and customs of various places, as well as interesting stories when she was a soldier, and the third master was very satisfied with it, and told the glorious deeds of killing devils back then. Seeing that it was almost noon, the third grandmother pulled Xing Xiaoyu and said, "Xiaoyu, let's have a meal here at noon today, grandma will make something delicious for you to eat, tell me what you want to eat?" ”

"Live... Uh, I can do anything, I'm not a picky eater, I'll cook it with you, I often cook and eat by myself. Looking at Xing Xiaoyu's hypocritical smile, Yang Yi was very sure that she was going to swallow the octopus alive, but in the end, she stopped the precipice, a proper scheming, how much did she want to be with Liu Junhu?

It's always bad for people to go on blind dates, so they took Yuanyuan's hand and left, and Wood stood outside the door, smiling very evilly. "Brother Wu, do you know any inside story?" "Hehe, this little girl is really not simple." Yang Yi said disdainfully: "It's really not simple, it's not easy to break the legs of three wanted criminals single-handedly!" ”

Wood said mysteriously: "That's not what I'm talking about, do you know what happened to her last object?" Wood stretched out three fingers and said: "I broke three ribs, just because my parents didn't like her, and they went to her house to complain, and then she blocked them. ”

No wonder she pretends to be a good girl, she has such a strong past, but she is completely redundant, the third master has a good impression of the soldier, when she reported that she had been a soldier, the third master has recognized half of it, as long as the person is not too bad, the third master can accept it, as for the third grandmother, as long as she is not the kind of snarky woman, she doesn't care, and most importantly, she must have children!

Liu Junhu came out with his head in his hands after a while, looking very lost. I saw Xing Xiaoyu following the third grandmother to the kitchen. "Brother Tiger, you really don't blame me this time, pay attention to me that I gave it to you, but it has nothing to do with me if you don't operate it yourself, you can't trouble me anymore." Liu Junhu nodded: "I know, but this young master is so unwilling to be planted in the hands of this woman!" ”

"Young master, you can be regarded as something I grew up watching, don't be angry if you buy qualifications, what you did in the past, it is really a great blessing to be able to find such a girl, you have grown up, you are no longer an idle child, you should take care of it, look at the chief, his old man's waist has bent down, he is already old, and the family will still rely on you to support it in the future!" Wood rarely shed tears, which showed that he was speaking from his heart.

"Forget it, just get over it, anyway, I didn't say that I had to marry her, I will be a friend first, and I will talk about it later, I will go change my clothes first."