043 Satirizing Today's People Through Novels (Happy Goddess Day)
Fu Wan and Lin Xiaojue followed the crowd to the gate of Xu's mansion, they came from the left, and when they were about to enter the door, Fu Wan saw a group of people coming on the right.
Fu Wan suddenly grabbed Lin Xiaojue, who was not squinting: "Don't go in yet." She pulled her down the stairs and didn't dare look to the right.
Lin Xiaojue looked at her strangely: "What's wrong?" I saw an acquaintance. ”
Really let Lin Xiaojue guess correctly, Fuwan raised her sleeves to cover half of her face, crossed her shoulder, and then looked back and whispered: "I'll tell you something, don't be angry with me first, I know that you don't have a very good relationship with Xi'er, you see that they are on the other side, if you rashly let them see the two of us together, I'm afraid they will have ideas." ”
Lin Xiaojue followed her sneaky gaze and turned half of her body, sure enough, everyone in Fuwan House came that day, led by Fang Yanxi, of course, except for Shao Shi Wanqing, who had no face to see people.
Lin Xiaojue turned his head and raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean, you and me, can't see the light?" ”
Fu Wan also felt that she was a little sorry for Lin Xiaojue, the soles of her shoes rubbed against the ground, and she lowered her head: "Don't be angry, okay?" ”
Lin Xiaojue listened to her pitiful, sighed in her heart, and smiled slowly: "What about teasing you, you have been playing together since you were a child, you can't let you come and go because of me, as long as you don't tell them our secrets, I don't mind." ”
Fu Wan listened to the warmth in her heart, raised her head with a smile, and then nodded solemnly, which was considered to be a promise.
She is indeed more compatible with Lin Xiaojue, but Fang Yanxi has been a playmate since childhood. and her cousin is clear, she can't break up all at once.
Fortunately, Lin Xiaojue is reasonable and can understand that she is not a human being inside and out.
Lin Xiaojue saw that Fuwan didn't want to show up with her now, so she was not annoyed, and said, "Then I'll go in first." She is a neat person, and after speaking, she turned around and walked up a step, Fu Wan saw that she was too happy, and wanted to say something, but this was Fang Yanxi and the others had already aimed at Lin Xiaojue, and she was afraid of being caught. Hurry up and cat's waist behind a gray-clothed boy.
Let's talk about Fang Yanxi. When Fuwan was hiding behind Lin Xiaojue, they paid attention to Lin Xiaojue.
The bright red clothes are too eye-catching in the crowd of plain floating streets.
Fang Yanxi and Feng Qingyang walked in the front, followed by their little sisters. Fang Yanxi walked in front of Lin Xiaojue and deliberately stopped. Then he bowed slightly: "Miss Lin." It's been a long time, how can someone like you come to mourn Mr. Xu? ”
Mr. Xu is a great Confucian. Thousands of people admire, people like her should not come to mourn Mr. Xu, that is, she is not worthy of Mr. Xu's sage.
Lin Xiaojue has not had much contact with Fang Yanxi, so she knows that this woman has always been very gentle and well-behaved in front of people, but she also knows that this person will not be close to her for no reason.
The comers are not good.
Lin Xiaojue calmly replied: "In the next surname Zhou, Miss Fang don't joke with my surname and surname." ”
The girls behind Fang Yanxi: "......"
Fang Yanxi still said with a smile: "It turned out to be Miss Zhou, by the way, I heard that Miss Wen is knowledgeable, have you ever watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" There is a person named Lu Bu in it, known as the third surname of the house slave, I don't know what the surname of Miss changed, what is the allusion? ”
Lu Bu's three surnamed slaves are scolding, a slave word is very good to explain everything, Fang Yanxi scolds people without dirty words, and the girls behind him cover their noses and laugh except for Feng Qingyang, the reason why Feng Qingyang doesn't laugh, Lin Xiaojue guesses that she can't laugh.
Lin Xiaojue smiled faintly and said: "My surname naturally has nothing to do with Lu Bu, but when it comes to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I look down on it the most, the three Taoyuan brothers, obviously three people, barely fought with the ruble, and they were shameless, the three of them are heroes, and they are more and less to bully, and they are shameless to go home." As he spoke, he looked at the five or six people behind Fang Yanxi: "Tut-tut, three is too little." ”
Fang Yanxi's faces were all green, when did they ever be scolded by others for being shameless?
But it's not a direct scolding, borrowing the plot of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, using Fang Yanxi's way to return Fang Yanxi's body, so that people can't be angry.
It's not just the most coincidental, it's just not a loss at all.
Fang Yanxi sneered and said: "Miss Zhou is very knowledgeable, but Lu Bu is a thief and a thief, and Uncle Liu Huang's Han family is orthodox, you say that Uncle Huang is shameless, do you want to commend the courage of the thief?" ”
"Do you want to say that I'm a rebel and a thief?"
Fang Yan Xixing's eyes were round, and she smiled smugly, and said, "I didn't say that, but if you admit it yourself, it's different." ”
The people around seemed to know that they were going to have a good show here, and gradually gathered a lot of people, and in front of the students of Xu Men, Fang Yanxi said that she was a chaotic minister and thief, which was the first place to put her to death.
Lin Xiaojue shook his head and said, "Miss, have you ever heard the story of Su Dongpo and Buddha Yin?" ”
Fang Yanxi squinted at her, not knowing what tricks she was doing.
There are all students nearby, and they are naturally no strangers to Su Dongpo's name, and a scholar raised his hand and said, "Which part of the story is Miss talking about?" ”
Don't know what hand you're raising?
Lin Xiaojue said: "One day, Su Dongpo said to the Buddha Yin: "In the eyes of the master, what am I? Buddha Yin said: "In the eyes of the poor monks, the donor is the golden body of my Buddha." Su Dongpo was naturally very happy when he heard his friend say that he was a Buddha. But when he saw the Buddha seal chubby, he wanted to make fun of him, and said with a smile: "However, in my opinion, the master is a pile of cow." When Buddha Yin heard Su Dongpo say that he was "a pile of cow", he did not feel unhappy, but said: "Buddha is born from the heart, there is a Buddha in his heart, and everything he sees is a Buddha; The heart is cow, and everything you see turns into cow. ”
Miss Fang said that I am, a rebel and thief, if it weren't for your rebellion, how could you frame me because of an allusion? Saying that, she shook her head again: "No, you and I are both daughters, how did you become a rebel and thief?" Maybe Miss Fang's family, Dingguo Mansion, has ill intentions? ”
That's right, Fang Yanxi said that she was a rebellious minister and thief, what kind of storm can she set off as a woman, who has heard of women rebelling since ancient times, but Fang Yanxi's family is different.
Dingguo Gong is extremely rich, and he is still the foreign family of the four princes, if he has a rebellion, it will be a disaster for the royal family.
The surrounding students all looked at Fang Yanxi in surprise: "It turns out that this is Miss Fang." ”
Another human: "That's so beautiful." Fang Yanxi was praised by some talented people as the first beauty in Beijing.
There are also humanitarians: "Who is the young lady on the other side, the color is not inferior to Miss Fang." ”
Slowly, they even discussed their appearance.
Fang Yanxi was pointed at on the street, and yelled at Lin Xiaojue angrily: "You are so ashamed to talk nonsense and slander important ministers of the court, do you know what a big crime is?" ”
Lin Xiaojue spread his hands: "If you can't say it, you will be angry, just like you, you should stay at home, be your daughter, and be embarrassed when you go out." As he spoke, he raised his hand and knocked on her chest: "Also, I'm a doctor, reading some essays and novels, is it a long insight, you are a young lady, watching the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, is it to help your family and give advice?" The most important thing is that it's not good to read, the chaotic ministers and thieves are Cao Mengde, not Lu Bu, you stupid. ”
In this era, there are a lot of people who read people's words, and it is normal to read novels in their spare time, but girls are still mainly filial piety.
Fang Yanxi was just trying to ridicule Lin Xiaojue, but she didn't expect so many people to come to watch, but now not only did she not sarcastic, but she also ruined her reputation, and the most important thing was that the dog's paw just now hit her chest.
She's not a man, okay?
Fang Yanxi's face was extremely red when she was knocked by Lin Xiaojue, and when she came back to her senses, she would take a step back: "What are you doing?" "Furious.
Lin Xiaojue spread his hands again: "I warn you." ”
The surrounding students burst into laughter: "Who is this young lady, why is she so ruffian." ”
"I don't know, but isn't Miss Fang said to be very dignified? How do you ......?"
Fang Yanxi's usual personality is a model for everyone's ladies and her reputation is far and wide, but no matter how elegant you are, if you can quarrel with such a raunchy young lady, where can you be graceful?
Fang Yanxi was so angry and confused, she didn't understand why Lin Xiaojue was such a hooligan, but Feng Qingyang saw it clearly, Lin Xiaojue is a female doctor, and the world sees her as a third aunt and six women, that is, a person in the rivers and lakes, she can be forgiven by the world, but Fang Yanxi is different, the daughter in the eyes of the world is suddenly like a shrew, who can accept it?
Lin Xiaojue wanted to ruin Fang Yanxi's good image in the eyes of the world, Feng Qingyang was afraid that Fang Yanxi would continue to be impulsive, so he went up and pulled her corner, frowned and shook his head.
Fang Yanxi saw this action, her eyes narrowed, and when she saw Lin Xiaojue's appearance, she regained her original calmness.
Lin Xiaojue also saw it, smiled at Feng Qingyang, and then bowed slightly.
When the wind is clear, I feel a chill on the back of my neck. (To be continued.) )