Chapter 45: The Awkwardness of the Morning
On the day of the day, Zi, who was extremely excited, got up early, borrowed a pen and a piece of paper from the innkeeper, and "swished" didn't know what was written on the paper. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
When I got closer, there were four big words written on the paper: "Training Plan".
You have to complete the task quickly and complete the training as quickly as possible, but before the end of the game, you can't leave yet, so you can only work hard to help them get to the 100th floor.
In the original book, Akihiko Kayaba also became a player to participate in the game because of boredom, and his real identity is a hundred-story boss. However, it was discovered by the protagonist Kirito on the 75th floor, and in order to reward Kirito, Kirihiko Kayaba fought Kirito directly with low HP.
Akihiko Kayaba, Murasaki is not too bad, but he just imposed his own views on the player, resulting in the death of four thousand people. However, as a result of his own intervention, three thousand fewer people will be killed.
After Purple made the plan, she folded it up and put it on her body, ready to go and tell Kirito to get up.
"Knock Knock"
"Click"
Kirito was wearing a black long-sleeved shirt with gray shorts underneath, rubbing his eyes in a daze, and said lazily, "Purple, what's the matter?"
Last night, I told him to remember to practice swordsmanship diligently every day in the future, and now he is so lazy, do you take your words as the wind in your ears, and Zi was a little angry for a while.
Immediately stepped forward and pinched Kirito's ear, pulled him to the window and opened the curtains angrily, and said angrily, "Look at what time it is, last night I told you to get up early every day to practice swords, you are so delayed, what have you achieved?"
"Ah, it hurts...... Purple let go" Kirito's face was full of pain, and his hand wanted to pick up the culprit who pinched his ears, but he didn't dare, and he gestured in the air to vent his pain, which was very funny.
"Hmph"
Purple let go of Kirito's ears with a cold snort, looked at him in pain, looked down at his little hand, and wondered: Is it really so painful?
Kirito immediately rubbed his reddened ears, looked at his girlfriend in front of him, and said reproachfully, "In the future, you are not allowed to pinch my ears at will, it is very self-respecting."
"Oh?"
Purple looked at Kirito with a surprised face, when did he become machismo?
"Kirito, are you alright?" Purple said worriedly.
Kirito shook his head and pressed his girlfriend in front of him against the wall, with a slight hint of domineering on his delicate face, and said with a smile at the corner of his mouth, "Purple, you have to pay attention, you are a woman, I am a man, and I will protect you in the future"
Zi looked confused, this is a wall knock, this must be a wall knock! Ma Dan, he was actually knocked by the wall. I said that Kirito was a little wrong, and it turned out to be an outbreak of machismo.
It doesn't seem to be in the original book.,If you think about it carefully, that's too.,Asuna is still weaker than Kirito.。 And at this time, he seems to have thrown him a few streets, is there a sense of crisis? If your girlfriend is stronger than yourself, then you will have no face.
"Can you let me go?". Zi said speechlessly.
"Well, can you understand me?" Kirito said with a blazing gaze, as if to say that I won't let go if you don't answer.
"Hehe" Purple sneered, and pressed Kirito's hand acupuncture point with his backhand, making him unable to move, and as soon as he stumbled under his feet, Kirito fell to the ground in the form of a goose on his buttocks.
Reflexively rode on Kirito's waist, touched Kirito's stunned face, and said with a joke, "Kirito-kun, talk to me about machismo, you have to be stronger than me"
At this time, Kirito's face was red, he felt the soft body on his body, his whole body was hot, and he was about to move somewhere, so he had to grit his teeth and endure it.
Live room: Fake cute fake cute: "Damn, Ben Shao is blind"
Xiao Binbin: "What is the purple goddess doing?
It's not dirty at all: "You filthy demon kings, this is normal, those who learn taekwondo also have this posture." ”
Lile: "That is, they are all good young people of the 21st century"
Xiao Binbin: "It's just a complaint, don't be so serious, right?"
I'm just an otaku: "Anyway, even the taekwondo pose makes people want to think about it."
Xiao Binbin: "The house god said a fair word, praise!"
Fake cute: "It should also be deleted here, if Mr. Li has not recovered, you don't need me to remind you in the future"
If it's not dirty, it's a salted fish: "Okay, we understand the fake cute gods, after all, we also take money to do things, and we still understand what we should understand"
It's not dirty at all: "What a good atmosphere has been disturbed by these two traders"
If it's not dirty, it's salted fish: "You don't want the salary?"
It's not dirty at all: "Brother Salted Fish, little brother, I was wrong, don't deduct my salary π_π"
Lile: "Haha......"
"Purple, get up, I'...... I," Kirito said with a panicked expression on his face.
"What?"
Zi was stunned, and suddenly felt a mysterious protrusion under him, and immediately understood.
it.,I subconsciously forgot that I'm a girl now.,I said how Kiritto became like a little girl.。 And it seems that he hasn't turned off the live broadcast yet, so he secretly glanced at the live broadcast room, and didn't see the barrage sprayed, so he breathed a deep sigh of relief.
Ma Dan, this guy actually reacted to himself, it was really an uncle who could bear it, but an aunt who couldn't bear it.
Immediately stood up, red-faced and angrily scolded Kirito, "Kirito, I didn't expect you to be so colorful, where did you react." Dirty, filthy ......"
Kirito was stunned, this is also to blame me, I'm also a man, is it good, so wronged π_π.
After all, it's his own fault, and Kirito can only lie on the ground silently, so he simply doesn't get up, no matter how purple insults, it's just an indifferent look.
Purple scolded bitterly, evacuated the depression in his heart, and stopped, sat on the bed and looked at Kirito lying on the ground with a sinister smile, I want to see how long you can lie down.
A few minutes later,
Without hearing Purple's scolding, Kirito looked up suspiciously, and saw Purple sitting on his bed looking at him with a smile on his face, and that panicked feeling instantly rushed to his heart.
I also made a decision last night, as a man, I should support everything, she just needs to snuggle in my arms, but as a result, I was just hit, and I almost forgot the fact that she was stronger.
"Which, Purple, ahem, can you go out?" Kirito said with an embarrassed squeak.
Zi Bushuang glanced at him, and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing?
Kirito hurriedly shook his head, waved his hand, and said in denial, "No, it's just a little private matter"
Zi Wenyan nodded understandingly, stood up and walked out of the room, turned around and said, "Hurry up, I'll wait for you in the square"
After saying that, he went out and closed the door.
After seeing Purple go, Kirito took out a diary from under the bed and opened it to write today's deeds.
December 18, 2022 (ed.)
I was sleeping this morning, I heard someone knocking on the door, I didn't ask anyone in a daze, I opened the door directly and saw an angry purple, at that time I was almost awake, she pulled my ear and asked me why I didn't practice swordsmanship diligently, at that time I was very happy in my heart, as if I had been living a life of being scolded by her, I really wanted to. I had a burst of machismo in my heart, pressed her against the wall, and told her about man's self-esteem very brainlessly, and as a result, she seemed to be angry. In the blink of an eye, he put me down, rode on me and disdained me to talk about machismo, to be better than her. At that time, my attention didn't pay attention to her words at all, I was suppressed by her, I felt her soft body, my body was so hot, I wanted to correct her on the spot, but I didn't do that. Then, she insulted me fiercely, and I had to listen silently, and I wouldn't be angry, this kind of day is what I want.
Wait, I'm going to the square to practice swordsmanship with her, I'm really looking forward to spending time with her......