Chapter 1: The Killer Emperor
Hong Hezhang: "Generally speaking, after the birth of a child, what five elements are lacking in numerology, and what five elements will parents add when they give them names...... Fan Ruofei, there is not a single element of 'gold, wood, water, fire, and earth' in your name, but there are two prefixes for ''...... I wonder if you're born indebted?"
Fan Ruofei: "You...... Why do you beat around the bush to scold me? The word 'quick son-in-law' in your name contains the words '忄' and 'month', just like 'heart' and 'eye'.
Hong Hezhang: "Haha, one was born with a lack of heart, and the other was born with a lack of heart...... It's fun!
Fan Ruofei: "You are not only born with a lack of heart, but also born with a lack of morality!"
Hong Hezhang: "What's the explanation?"
Fan Ruofei: "The German word contains 'heart' and 'eye', since you are born with a lack of heart and eye, isn't it equivalent to a natural lack of virtue?"
Hong Hezhang: "Hahahaha, I explain the words in the text, and the solution is wonderful! But I was born with the surname Long, a dragon thing, I have a heart and an eye, why is there a lack of virtue?
Fan Ruofei: "The dragon is just a kind of totem made up by people, and who knows if there is such an animal as a 'dragon' in the world?
Hong Hezhang: "Hahahaha, pointing to Sang scolding Huai, scolding cleverly! Fan Ruofei, don't be angry, I was just joking with you just now!"
Fan Ruofei: "I'm not angry!"
Hong Hezhang: "Haha, Fan Ruofei, your name reminds me of three superb beauties!"
Fan Ruofei: "What kind of best beauty?"
Hong Hezhang: "These three superb beauties are not the Chinese characters of your 'Tianqiu World', but the three Chinese film and television stars of our 'Earth World'. One is called Fan Bingbing, the other is called Li Ruotong, and www.biquge.info the other is called Liu Yifei. Your name 'Fan Ruofei' is taken from the first, second, and third characters of the names of the three of them. ”
Fan Ruofei: "So what?"
Hong Hezhang: "It's nothing! It's just that these three film and television stars happen to be the best beauties I admire." ”
Fan Ruofei: "Pervert!"
Hong Hezhang: "Haha, guess which of them I like the most?"
Fan Ruofei: "Fan Bingbing?"
Hong Hezhang: "Why?"
Fan Ruofei: "Because her surname is Fan!"
Hong Hezhang: "Haha, this reason is good! Among these three superb beauty stars, I really like Fan Bingbing the most! However, the reason why I like her the most is not because her surname is Fan, but because of her personality -- she has both male strength and feminine softness. He is known as 'Fan Ye'. ”
Fan Ruofei: "Master Fan?"
Hong Hezhang: "That's right! It's Fan Ye! A Fan Ye who charms all sentient beings! A Fan Ye who has a good demeanor! A domineering Fan Ye! A Fan Ye who makes women envious, jealous and hateful! A Fan Ye who makes men ashamed and adores love! She used to wear a dragon robe, dazzling on the red carpet, stunning the world. She once said that I can withstand as much praise as I can withstand slander. She also once said, I don't marry a wealthy family, I am a wealthy family. She also once said that an actress who doesn't want to play 'Wu Zetian' is not a good actor...... You should know who 'Wu Zetian' is, right? Although 'Celestial Sphere' and 'Earth' are two different worlds, they operate in the same parallel space, and 'China' and 'Huaguo' have also gone through 5,000 years of feudal history...... Although there are some differences between the two countries in terms of cultural transmission, the rulers of the dynasties are exactly the same...... Originally, Wu Zetian, the only empress of China, was the woman I admired the most, but unfortunately she is no longer alive! When I heard Fan Bingbing say, 'An actress who doesn't want to play Wu Zetian is not a good actor,' I knew that this woman was not only a combination of rigidity and softness, but also full of ambition...... That's what I like most about her. Fan Ruofei, tell me, do you want to be the second Fan Bingbing, do you want to be the second Fan Ye? or even ...... Do you want to be the second Wu Zetian?"
Fan Ruofei: "The second Wu Zetian?"
Hong Hezhang: "That's right! It's the second Wu Zetian! Modern Empress Wu Zetian!"
Fan Ruofei: "I...... Okay?"
Hong Hezhang: "Success is in the sky, and it is in the people." As long as you want, I can not only impart you with literary knowledge that is not available in the 'Celestial Sphere World', but also martial arts tricks that are not available in the 'Celestial Sphere World'. ”
Fan Ruofei: "Are you really a killer emperor from the 'Earth World'?"
Hong Hezhang: "Killers are my main business. Emperor is my honorific title in the killer world. ”
Fan Ruofei: "Do you still have a side hustle?"
Hong Hezhang: "My side job is to be a writer. ”
Fan Ruofei: "What is your honorific title in the writer's world?"
Hong Hezhang: "Eunuch!"
Fan Ruofei: "Eunuch?
Hong Hezhang: "Haha, it's actually not strange at all! You should know Sima Qian in the Western Han Dynasty, right? The title eunuch was first derived from Sima Qian. He offended Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty for helping Li Lingping rehabilitate and suffered palace punishment, but he was still able to endure humiliation and burden, and continued to complete the "Historical Records" of 'the swan song of the historian and the rhyme of the separation' in prison...... Do you think he is a great historian and writer? In our earthly world, eunuchs are equivalent to 'masters of literature.'" ”
Fan Ruofei: "Hearing you say that, it seems to be very powerful!"
Hong Hezhang: "Of course! Although eunuch is an honorific title second only to the emperor, it is the so-called: there is no first in literature, and there is no second in martial arts. In the world of writers, since I am known as a eunuch, then I am the leader of literature, and no one dares to call me a literary champion. In the killer world, since I am known as the emperor, then I am the champion of martial arts. It can be seen from this that I can not only govern the country and secure the country, but also be able to kill the enemy with military power...... Now you should believe in my extraordinary strength, right?"
Fan Ruofei: "...... Letter. ”
Hong Hezhang: "Do you want to learn from me?"
Fan Ruofei: "...... Think. ”
Hong Hezhang: "Okay. However, it is not so easy to become a 'modern empress Wu Zetian'...... As the saying goes: If you want to be fast, you can't reach it! We have dual cultivation in civil and military affairs, step by step! As far as I understand, there are five levels of realm for the best women...... The primary realm is a lively and lovely girl. The intermediate realm is a pure and moving goddess. The high realm is the queen of maturity and intellectuality. The super realm is a bewitching and powerful empress. The ultimate realm is the decisive empress. Because you suffered from intermittent psychosis before, you were basically treated in the hospital, so your personality is a little autistic and negative, and your body is a little weak...... We then started to make changes slowly. As long as you cooperate with me well, I will definitely make you a lovely girl, a pure goddess, an intellectual queen, a strong empress, and a killing empress...... Haha......"
Fan Ruofei: "Hong Hezhang, is my mental illness really cured?"
Hong Hezhang: "Of course, people have three souls and seven spirits, and you are born with only two souls and seven spirits, so you will suffer from intermittent psychosis that cannot be cured, but since my soul crossed over and attached to you, your soul has been consummated, so now you are very healthy." ”
Fan Ruofei: "Hong Hezhang, thank you! I really don't know how to thank you? If you are not an ethereal soul, but a real man, I will definitely make a promise." ”
Hong Hezhang: "Haha! Make a promise to each other? That's not necessary! You can call me Master!"
Fan Ruofei: "Master, I promise you, I will definitely learn from you in the future!"
Hong Hezhang: "Well, good boy, Master will wait and see, waiting for you to become a modern empress!"
Fan Ruofei: "Well, I am a modern Wu Zetian, and there are two or three thousand beauties in the harem...... Hee-hee!"