Chapter 205 The correct solution of the airplane cup
Three days later, the source factory mission will begin. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Target Plane: Great Song. Objective: Kill the leader of the villain army, Dongguan Yang Sheng. Once the mission is completed, teleport back to Earth. ’
The Great Song Plane?
Is it the Great Song Dynasty in Chinese history? If so, then this task is too simple.
The system didn't even prohibit Nasus from going with him, and when the time came, he would take Nasus and the Earth and the King of the Mountains with him, not to mention a group of villains, even if he overthrew the rule of the Great Song Dynasty.
Three days later, there was plenty of time.
However, the system, when will the reward of the last upgrade task be given?
Fang Ze opened the interface of the system and found an icon like a gift box to be claimed, and clicked to open it.
'Get the quest reward Resurrect Armor.' ’
'Resurrection Armor: Alchemy armor from the Valoran Continent, after wearing it, will copy the genes in your body, if the wearer dies, the resurrection armor will activate these genes and resurrect and wear it again. ’
Note 1, this resurrection armor can only be used once. Note 2: After resurrection, the wearer's strength will be greatly reduced. ’
'Get the quest reward: Dragon's Spirit: Judgment.' ’
'Judgment of Words: Punish the messengers of the world on behalf of the kingdom of heaven, judge the enemy, impose death orders on enemies within the attack range, have cutting properties, can form icebergs on the surface of the sea, can selectively act on targets within the effective range, has a counter-devour, and may shorten its own life to a certain extent. ’
'Get Quest Reward Wisdom Grass'
'Grass that can be inserted on the head to enhance spiritual attributes. ’
'Notes: If you want to live a good life, you have to dye your head green. ’
The first two are okay to say, what the hell is this last one, a good thing, just because the system added such a sentence, it became so that Fang Ze didn't want to use it.
I left the room and asked, and now it was the third day after leaving. Fang Ze hurriedly called Wu Xiaoxi, but the result was that he refused to answer, and there was no answer to the message.
Looks like he's really angry.
However, Fang Ze can't take care of Wu Xiaoxi now, Cangyun's side should send supplies again, the time for the agreed transaction with Kalia is also approaching, and the goblin town will also go once, all this is almost three days later, it is time to go to the Liangshan plane, Fang Ze really has no extra energy to take care of Wu Xiaoxi's affairs.
But many things in the incident are when you are busy and you will come to the door before fang ze has time to go downstairs the phone rang zhang zhe of his roommate who had just met a few days ago.
Fang Ze connected the phone, and Zhang Zhe's anxious voice came from the other side of the phone, "Brother, do me a favor." ”
"What's wrong?"
"I'm getting married next week, and you remember to come over and be the best man. ”
"No problem, call me when the time comes, I'll be sure to come over. ”
Fang Ze was a little strange, but it was such a thing as an invitation to be a best man, why was his tone so anxious.
"Don't hang up the phone yet, there's one more thing to help. ”
"Say it. ”
"I was just chatting and flirting with my partner, and I sent a sentence, 'After marrying you, I will say goodbye to the airplane cup forever and use a condom every day. ’”
"You're also a, and then. ”
"Then I sent it to my grandmother by mistake! My grandmother just sent me a WeChat message and asked me what the plane cup and condom were!"
Burst!
Fang Ze had just taken a sip of water, and now it was all sprayed on the table.
That's weird enough!
In order to prevent being deceived, Fang Ze then asked, "Does your grandma still use WeChat?"
"She's a trendy old man, she has long learned to play with smartphones, she's curious about everything now, I said I sent it by mistake, sent it to her granddaughter-in-law, but she had to ask me to explain to her what airplane cups and condoms mean, I said I won't say it, she said I have a daughter-in-law and forgot grandma, you say this makes me cheeky to explain. ”
"No, your grandma doesn't even know condoms?"
"Their hometown called it a broken condom, and besides, they were all ligated back then, brother, I know that you were the most clever in our dormitory back then, for the sake of the party and the state, pull the brother along. ”
"Wait a minute. Fang Ze said as he took out the wisdom grass from the portable warehouse and put it on his head, and instantly felt that his brain began to speed up as if it had been smeared with lubricating oil.
"Listen, I'll tell you, you explain it to your grandmother. Fang Ze said to Zhang Zhe with the addition of wisdom grass,
"The machine cup is a kind of special water cup that is very tightly closed, which was first used by the military and was specially designed to cope with the drinking water work in the flight mission. Later, it was introduced to the people, and everyone was commonly known as the airplane cup. ”
"Take a condom. ”
"It's simpler, you say. The origin of condoms is that in the last century, many insurance company clerks often had to carry documents outside, due to the unique frequent rainy days in the UK, in order to prevent the documents from getting wet, British insurers usually have some elastic silicone sleeves to keep the documents.
In this way, even if you rush in the rain with your school bag on your head on a rainy day, your documents will not be damaged.
Later, this document set aside from the insurance industry to all walks of life, we affectionately call it: condom. ”
"Dude, you hang, I'll go back to my grandma, don't forget next week's wedding. ”
"You soon-to-be married animal, get out of here, I can't play with you!"
After hanging up the phone with Zhao Zhe, Fang Ze breathed a sigh of relief, this matter was finally settled, to be honest, if it weren't for the fact that the color of this wisdom grass was too green, after wearing it, it always made people feel as if he was wearing the green prairie on his head, Fang Ze might have been wearing it.
After buying a few directional plane teleportation cards from the system, Fang Ze drove to the warehouse prepared for him by Guoan, took out the materials for Cangyun, and sent them over. I just came back and rested for 10,000, and then went to the Veran's plane again, in exchange for 60,000 photon elves.
These photon sprites, along with the photon sprites produced by the system, were sold to the state, which can be regarded as a lot of money.
Then Fang Ze flew to the Bohai Sea, where the government built a new temporary settlement for the sharks, found Elder Blind Mao and Pi Taisheng, and asked them to help him shoot an advertisement selling dragon silk.
Then Fang Ze uploaded this advertisement to the Internet along with the video he shot on the plane of the song of the wolf and the sheep, and made a promotion for the dragon silk in his Taobao store.
As for the price, a dragon silk 100,000 soft sister coins are not two prices, the reason for this price is because on the one hand, in addition to the water is not wet, there are no other characteristics of the dragon silk can only be regarded as a high-grade cloth, but now it can be sold at a high price by the gimmick of the merman, the output of 50,000 horses a month, not much, not too much, with the upgrading of the system, the output increases, and the dragon silk will be rotten sooner or later.
If the goods are pressed to a few million, others will probably find the merman to buy it, and after the price is reduced, it is easy to be pointed at and scolded by the profiteers.
In the future, there will be more money-making products, and doing business with the country is the main thing, so why bother to make this money, you can't see things you can't afford when you have no money and scold other people's profiteers, and wait until you become the boss to do the same.