92. Gorgeous large-scale celebration (2) + Pickup Dojo Phase 1
"Guess who I am~~" A pair of hands suddenly covered Xiao Yao's eyes, and said in a slightly teasing tone.
"This voice!? It's Mom!! Sure enough, the ancients said that "mother and son are connected" is reasonable, not to mention the voice, just the touch of covering his face with his hands Xiao Yao suddenly guessed the identity of the person behind him. He turned around and threw himself into his mother's arms with a happy face. Kokatsu also followed, also hugging Mitsuko while shouting "Mom".
"Hi Hi Hi ~~ Very well-behaved ~~" Mitsuko first smiled and stroked the hair of a pair of children, and then smiled at Xiao Yao as if she remembered something: "Congratulations, Xiao Yao~~ successfully qualified for the gorgeous large-scale celebration after her debut!" This is something that doesn't need to be modest~ You must know that this is an achievement that many coordination trainers cannot achieve even if they work hard for many years! ”
Mitsuko's face was full of pride and pride that a mother had for her children, and the words of praise made Haruka, who was also quite proud of herself before, bow her head shyly. At this time, as if sensing that something was not right, Xiao Sheng suddenly said, "Huh? What about mom and dad? ”
"That's right! Didn't Dad come with you? Haruka was reminded by Katsuichi that she also recovered from the surprise of seeing her mother for the first time, and found that Chisato was not with Mitsuko.
"Ugh!" A touch of embarrassment flashed across Mitsuko's face, but she still smiled and said to Haruka with her hands folded, "I'm sorry, Haruka-chan!" Because there are so many trainers who come to the gym to challenge, Dad really can't get out! But while you're competing, Dad says he'll be cheering you on the TV! You have to work hard! ”
"That's it......" Xiao Yao's face couldn't hide the look of disappointment, but he quickly regained his smile and said: "Well, after all, as a gym trainer, this is also a job, and there is no way to do it...... Not! Ash? What are you doing on your knees? Originally, I wanted to "remotely" tolerate my father, but Xiao Yao found that Xiao Zhi suddenly took the standard posture of OR on the side.
"Hehe~~Ou pinch-chan, you still don't ask again~~" Xiao Sheng pushed his glasses, and the lenses suddenly flashed with a light of insight into everything, and said shyly: "Otherwise, the glass heart of the owner of a certain gym that has been open for two or three years but has never even had a fly on the door will be shattered into pieces~~~"
Although he was persuading Xiao Yao not to explore further, his voice was not loud or small, just enough to make a certain glass heart over there hear it clearly, and it was completely broken~~
"Click~~" - the sound of someone choking and falling to the ground.
(Not good!) Ash has no heartbeat poi!! )”
(First aid!) Prepare for an electric shock!! Clear!! "I have to say that Pikachu's dress at this time is okay to say that he is a dead house of technology, and it is also very appropriate to say that he is a lover of medical white robes, and people who don't know the situation are really like that when they see this scene now.
"Bilibili~~~~!!"
"Uh-oh!!"
(Whew~~ Finally rescued!) Pikachu wiped the sweat from his head and said something that looked like it had just really wrestled with death.
(Pika-kun~~ so handsome!!) Qiuqiu, who is still dressed as a noblewoman, actually worships her, and it seems that Pikachu's performance is not completely unappreciated.
"Small victory! Don't talk like that again! I don't remember raising you to be a mean kid! ”
"I'm sorry I was wrong, mom ......"
"Hmm, Ash is really unexpectedly vulnerable in some places......" Although Lucia has only known Ash for a short time, she seems to have basically mastered Ash's character, should she say that her insight as a coordination trainer is amazing, or is Ash's personality too easy for people to grasp?
"Lucia? Is it Lucia? At this moment, a soft and tactful voice sounded behind everyone, and Lucia turned her head with a face full of incredulity, and when she saw the appearance of the person who shouted, she could not help exclaiming:
"Mom!!"
Ash: "Mom?!" ”
Xiao Gang: "Such a big beauty is actually a human X wife?" ”
Xiao Yao: "So young! ”
Mitsuko (wide-eyed): "How do you maintain this figure!?" ”
It was a beautiful woman with fair skin, wearing a pure white dress with light satin fine weaving that could be seen at a glance as a top-quality product, and her beautiful figure made the pure white dress contain infinite sexiness. In the crook of the arm is a rattan basket that can hold a rice bento, and a wide-brimmed hat is worn on the head. reveals a mature feminine charm that is different from Mizuko. At this time, such a big beauty ran over with small steps while waving her hand here, and the picture was as beautiful as a painting.
"Don't run, sister!!" But Mikeli, who saw this picture, screamed miserably, and Lucia, who was still happy, also showed a "finished" expression, and before they could take action, the tragedy had already happened~~~
"Plop~~" In this way, under everyone's attention, the beauty who had just been in the air of high society and seemed to be Lucia's mother fell on the flat ground without any obstacles.
For a moment, the audience was as quiet as if a time freeze magic had been cast......
"It hurts, it hurts!!" The silence was short, short, and seemed to be long, long, and it was broken by the tearful cry of pain from the beautiful woman. Looking at her appearance, it seemed that her smooth forehead touched the ground first. Of course, there is already a red forehead there, but fortunately, although the beautiful woman's skin seems to be blown, it seems to be quite resilient, and it seems that she has not even scratched the skin, so she does not see red.
"Mom!!"
"Sister!!"
Hearing the woman's "cry for help", Lucia and Michaeli reacted and ran over there in a panic.
"Well, everyone, I propose that we visit the runners' dormitory first......" Mikoli and Lucia's weeping eyes before running were all in their eyes, and they made the most humane proposal with Daigo, who knew the family best.
"Okay, okay......" Even Ash, who usually doesn't understand the atmosphere, nodded in agreement, and it seemed that everyone understood that it seemed that it was not suitable to communicate with such a natural beauty woman at the moment.
……
"Wow~~ It's so spacious!!" I have to give a thumbs up to the Pokémon League for the welfare facilities provided by the contestants here. The accommodation conditions of the players' dormitories are better than those of star-rated hotels, and they can enjoy the invincible sea view for free, which is really the best environment to heal the players' body and mind!
"Awesome! You can see the sea from here! ”
"yes, the view is so good!"
"Good"
Just when Xiao Zhi Xiaosheng was shouting over there, Xiao Yao also found a postcard given to her by a group of friends and rivals she had made on the road during this trip, which made her very happy.
"Uh, Xiaoyao, you have also received blessing letters from many people." Lucia walked into the room with an embarrassed face, followed by a beautiful woman whose forehead was still a little red, but had returned to her original gentle and warm smile, and Mikkeli, who was also embarrassed.
"Ahem, let me introduce you. This is my sister, Lucia's mother, Mi ......" Mi Keli hadn't finished speaking, but I didn't expect that the seemingly dignified and demure woman had already said in an unusually lively voice: "I'm Millie-chan~~~ Age is a secret, weight is also a secret, and the measurements are publicly available, from top to bottom, 89-56-88 Oh~~~"
"Mommy !!" Lucia's screams of a transposition followed.
I don't know if she correctly understood the true meaning of her daughter's screams or completely misunderstood, the beautiful woman who called herself Millie-chan pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "Okay, okay! However, the hip and waist circumference have been corrected by 2 centimeters downwards, and the bust circumference has been corrected by 2 centimeters upwards! You don't have to be so loud. That's right~~ My husband died very early, and now I'm single~~ A single woman under the age of 30~~ I don't mind the age gap of 20 years old and a single woman who forgets her love ~~~"
"Don't stress about single women!!" In contrast to Lucia and Mikkeli's screams is the howl of a wolf who seems to have been pierced through the heart by Cupid's arrows:
"Mrs., I like you!!"
"People don't like to squint~~~~"
I'm afraid this is the first time since Xiaogang's debut that he was rejected by a female rocket before being dragged away by Xiaoxia and Xiaosheng...... In short, Xiao Gang's whole body was shattered into slag.
Xiaoxia and Xiaosheng: "Refuse so quickly!" ”
"Mom!! You go out first!! ”
"Ahhhhhh!!h
As if she had finally taken it any longer, Lucia simply pushed her mother out of the room and slammed the door shut.
Everyone: "......"
"Now, Mikkeli."
"I know what you're going to say, so don't say it, Daigo......"
"It's really nice that I don't have a brother or sister like my dad or your sister~~~ and it's no wonder you're so obsessed with Naki (a dignified woman who looks like her).
"I told you that I didn't say it!!"
"Oops, hey, I was a little sad just now because my mother didn't come, and now it's not bad to think about it~~"
"Sister Fireheart, are you planning to make me collapse before the game?"
"No, no~~hee~~ In short, Xiaoyao, Lucia, we'll see you in the official game~~"
"Hmph, it's too much to talk about now, if I can't see Sister Huoxin on the official stage, I'll laugh at today's share of the company with interest~~~"
"Well, anyway, everyone has to come on! But if you meet me on the official stage, I won't be waterproof! ”
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Here are the pickup dojos
(with a king character written in ink on his head) Pikachu: "Pika Pika~!" This is the first pickup dojo! Hello everyone! I'm Pikachu! Nicknamed the Tiger of the True New Spirit. Please advise me more! ”
Ash (in a tracksuit and shorts): "I'm Trainer Ash No. 1!" Please advise! ”
Pikachu: "Anyway, has the author been bullish on the fateUBW line lately?" What's going on with this little theater full of plagiarismPickup!? ”
Ash: "Pikachu, I don't think that's what you, the protagonist of a small theater, should say!?" ”
Pikachu: "Your responsibility is to answer my questions and not complain!" Next time, I'll let you taste the taste of Bilibili!! ”
Ash: "Hmm...... Okay, well, as far as I know, no, the guy seems to have only seen the fourth episode and was attracted to the American show, and then completely abandoned UBW. ”
Pikachu: "And what's going on here?" ”
Ash: "That guy is the kind of viewer who watched Fantasy Carnival before watching Fate. ”
Pikachu: "No wonder...... Well, that's how the topic goes. Now let's talk about the current plot! There is a very significant problem with the hill!! ”
Ash: "What's the problem!!" ”
Pikachu: "My recent appearances seem a bit weird pickup!! No, it's already very tactful to say it's weird, it's just all kinds of perversions! Many people in the book friend group complained that I was a pervert!! ”
Ash: "The author's explanation for this is that Pikachu's PM aesthetic is different from that of us humans, and what we think is a bit perverted is sometimes a bit of a card in their eyes. ”
Pikachu: "Let him apologize to me to the world's Pikachu!" ”
Ash: "Well, let's skip this topic as well...... Let's talk about the new characters in this chapter! ”
Pikachu: "Oooh!! The new character is a rare wife in this type of novel! And the figure is very positive even if it is canceled and corrected, and the connotation of that paragraph is also very rich! I just don't know if there's a chance to join the team! ”
Ash: "......"
Pikachu: "Why didn't you suddenly stop talking?" ”
Ash: "I just think there seems to be a possibility that the previous topic will continue......"
Pikachu: "What do you mean by that?" ”
Ash: "Nothing interesting...... Wow!! She is really an attractive woman!! I wonder if I'll have a kill in the next plot? ”
Pikachu: "How do you feel like you're trying so hard to pull yourself off the hook even if you're dragging yourself into the water?" ”
Ash: "Your delusion~~"
Pikachu: "Okay, we'll talk privately later, let's say goodbye to everyone here~~~ Looking forward to meeting next time?" ”
Ash: "Is there a next issue for this meaningless little theater?" Will readers say that it is a word fraud, right? Or is it better to write more body text or something like that instead of spending time writing this? ”
Pikachu: "Fantasy Carnival has more than a dozen Tiger Dojos, how can we not have hope?" The text is wonderful, in the words of the young girl's friend: 'Only in this noisy environment can ghosts write!! 'Such a situation Qiu ~~"
Ash: "Okay, so I'm looking forward to seeing you next time...... By the way, can I make a small request? ”
Pikachu: "Wonder horses? ”
Ash: "Don't let me wear gym shorts next time, it's not the treasure of the Luo Qiu Club, no one will appreciate it if I dress like this!! ”
Pikachu: "Well, you make a point, I'll discuss it with that young girl's friend next time." Then the length is up~~ bye"
Ash: "Bye-bye~~~"