This New Year, the happiest is undoubtedly the four old people, every day is laughing, every time two pregnant women go out for a walk, the four old people have to follow carefully behind, if Yang Gang and Liu Guoqiang are a little sluggish, they will immediately attract a light scolding, heavy punishment of fists and feet, and Yang Yi and Liu Junhu, the two former treasures in the palm, are now about to fall out of favor, it is estimated that these two little guys are born, and they have no status at home. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The two physically and mentally injured guys all decided to run away from home in order to be out of sight and out of mind, Liu Junhu took Xing Xiaoyu home directly, and Yang Yi took Yuanyuan to his master, Chen Jian.

"Master, we've got a New Year's greeting for you. Master is still as lonely here as ever, seeing Yang Yi's big bags and small bags, he immediately smiled, he is quite satisfied with his apprentice, the only dissatisfaction is that he "doesn't do his job" and doesn't study his medical skills, he actually runs to be a star, isn't it not a bad job?

"You're here just in time, and I have something for you to do after the New Year. "What's the matter? or I'll do it for you now." The master shook his head and said, "I'll ask Xiao Qiao later, I still have a little thing to do, Xiao Qiao is in Yaopu, you can go find her yourself." Master was still the same, Yang Yi didn't ask much, and went directly to Yaopu, while Yuanyuan stayed to clean up the room.

The name Yaopu sounds a little dirty, but it is a high-tech greenhouse, which is full of planted medicinal herbs, Wei Qiao has to come over every day to make records, and now she is squatting there holding a file folder to observe a ginseng seedling. I haven't seen Wei Qiao seem to have gained a little weight for a few months, wearing red-framed glasses, and his two ponytails are about to drag to the ground.

Yang Yi quietly came behind her, smiled evilly, covered Wei Qiao's mouth with one hand, and pressed her to the ground with the other. "Woooooooooo "Hehe, little girl, you are so handsome with fine skin and tender meat, uncle, I haven't seen a woman for a few months, so I'll open meat with you today!"

Yang Yi's mouth was moving, but the voice was not his voice, but the voice of the perverted old ** Chang Lide, hoarse and full of obscenity. This is a new ability after this system upgrade, "Motone". It can almost completely imitate other people's voices, and the similarity is as high as 90%, this skill Yang Yi uses it for the first time in front of others, and he usually uses it when he is playing with Yuanyuan.

Wei Qiao was still skeptical that it would be Yang Yi, because this Yaopu needs a password, and the only people who know it are their masters and apprentices, but now when she heard this unfamiliar voice, she suddenly panicked, she remembered that she had a very bad habit, and often forgot to care about the outside door, if someone really followed, it was really too simple to sneak in.

"Haha, the little girl's skin and flesh are so tender, so fragrant, look at you like this, you should still be a chick, today the old man will let you experience the joy of being a woman, quack!" Yang Yi was about to tease his senior sister Lori, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, Wei Qiao's body was still soft, but the temperature was constantly decreasing.

This kind of reduction is very fast, extremely weird, Yang Yi, as a doctor, knows the normal temperature of the human body well, but at this time, Wei Qiao's performance really made him panic, hypothermia will die! Don't dare to joke anymore, he hurriedly turned Wei Qiao over, at this time Wei Qiao's body has begun to stiffen, his face is blue-black, and there is some powder at the corner of his mouth.

Wei Qiao often carries some strange drugs on his body, and Yang Yi has suffered countless losses. I didn't expect her temperament to be so chaste, she bit her collar and committed suicide by taking poison!

The pulse seems to be absent, the heartbeat is almost gone, the breathing is completely gone, and the pupil response is not obvious, this is almost a near-death state! What kind of poison is this so fast! If Wei Qiao dies because of his own jokes, he will definitely regret it for the rest of his life, even the master will not forgive himself, Wei Qiao is something he has brought up since he was a child, and his feelings are no less than that of his own daughter.

Yang Yi didn't dare to imagine what his master would be crazy, and he didn't want his senior sister Lori to die. Fortunately, he always carried a needle bag with him, and pulled out the longest silver needle, at this time, he had already ignored the difference between men and women, and tore Wei Qiao's down jacket with one hand, intending to use the method used to save the heart attack to stimulate Wei Qiao's heart, so as to stimulate her vitality.

The winter clothes were too thick, and Yang Yi didn't have time to take them off one by one, so he could only tear them violently before tearing Wei Qiao's underwear, and Wei Qiao's closed eyes suddenly opened. "You!" Yang Yi didn't have time to dodge, and was suddenly sprayed on his face by Wei Qiao's breath, only feeling a little fragrant, and then he didn't know anything, and the little remaining consciousness heard Wei Qiao's smug laughter.

When Yang Yi woke up, it was already evening, but he couldn't move his hands and mouth at this time, and the only thing he could move all over his body was his eyes. Desperately rolling his eyes, he saw Wei Qiao squatting on a chair to eat with the master, and at this time, Yuan Yuan happened to come back with a basin of water.

"Yi, are you awake, is there anything uncomfortable?" With the tacit understanding between Yuanyuan and Yang Yi, he could clearly feel that something was wrong with Yang Yi, and seeing that Yang Yi's eyes kept slanting towards Wei Qiao, he immediately understood the crux of the problem. "Senior sister, can you help...""No!" Before Yuanyuan finished speaking, she was rejected by Wei Qiao, and the master took a sip of soup on the side and didn't speak.

Yang Yi's anxious eyes rolled wildly, and when he finally finished eating, Wei Qiao hugged his arms and came to Yang Yi's side with a wicked smile: "Hehe, junior brother, my good junior brother, you are really cowardly, you actually want to push down your senior sister, but I don't blame you, who made your senior sister and I am naturally beautiful and difficult to give up." ”

Yang Yi wanted to scold her for being shameless, but at this time, his tongue hardened together, and he didn't listen to him at all, so he could only roll his eyes and protest silently. Yuanyuan couldn't bear to see Yang Yi suffering, and begged: "Senior sister, please help Yi untie it, he just wants to make a joke with you, there is absolutely no wrong thought, you can spare him!"

"What are you talking about! He can't think of me differently?Why! Why is this girl not good-looking?" Wei Qiao's big reaction caught Yuanyuan off guard, and she didn't know what to say for a while. How did she know Wei Qiao's thoughts, even if she didn't have any friends, but the good news from her former classmates made her feel that she had become a leftover girl, and no one wanted it, could she not be in a hurry.

"How about junior brother, this poison is the human-faced spider venom that I tried my best to catch by my classmates, as long as I am bitten, I will be poisoned, do you know what kind of changes it will cause? It's petrification!" Wei Qiao was like a little devil with horns, holding a fork and loudly announcing his achievements.

Hearing the word petrification, Yang Yi almost stared out of his eyes, Yuanyuan didn't know the extenuating circumstances, he knew that this disease was terrible, although cases were rare and not contagious, but every petrification patient was worse than dead, while suffering from physical pain, but also to bear the ridicule of the outside world, because this disease will make people's skin slowly become like a rock, become ugly, and finally stiff and unable to move.

Yang Yi didn't believe that Wei Qiao would give himself such a terrible poison, but he still tried his best to please her, but now he couldn't move anything except his eyeballs. "Senior sister..."Yuanyuan's tears swirled in her eyes, and she would cry the next moment. Wei Qiao hurriedly said: "Don't cry, don't cry, he's fine, he will recover by himself in another hour at most, I'll go take a bath first." ”

Wei Qiao shouldn't be lying, Yang Yi already felt numb in his body at this time, this is a sign that the muscles and nerves in various parts are beginning to wake up, giving Yuanyuan a reassuring look, and Yang Yi began to work hard to move the place where he can move. The first thing to move is the fingers, and the neural network in this place is very rich, and the sense of touch is well developed. Then the hands, arms, and legs can all be moved.

When Yang Yi found that he could move, the first thing he did was to run to the toilet, people have three urgies, and after holding it for a day, can he not be in a hurry? It happened that Wei Qiao came out in pajamas after taking a shower, and bumped into Yang Yi head-on, and was directly pulled aside by Yang Yi, and he rushed into the toilet in a hurry, and the sound of running water and the sound of locking the door sounded at the same time, which shows how anxious Yang Yi is.

"Damn Yang Yi, I think you still owe it to clean up!" Wei Qiao got up with his butt in his hands, kicked the toilet door, and then returned to the living room. After a while, Yang Yi came out with a black face and said to Wei Qiao: "Ahh

But soon she couldn't laugh anymore, Yang Yi inserted seven silver needles into her body with lightning speed, and she could only keep her mouth open now, like Yang Yi just now, stiffened there. Yang Yi sat opposite Wei Qiao angrily, slapped the table, and pointed to his mouth: "Woo la laka!

The translation still depends on Yuan Yuan, Yuan Yuan listened carefully twice and said to Yuan Yuan: "Look at me like this, what do you say?" Wei Qiao blinked innocently, she couldn't speak now. Yang Yi patted his head and helped Wei Qiao remove the silver needle on his neck, Wei Qiao moved his neck, and said: "You are excited, you sucked my medicine powder before you were tricked, of course the tongue and throat will be more serious, I have only just researched this medicine, and I am not familiar with the performance." ”

"Ahhhh