After a lot of communication between the state and Fang Ze, Fang Ze determined that there was no problem at all in rescuing the Qingluan, and then the entire Pipi Shrimp moved to the sea and began to sail towards the site of the Qingluan wreck. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

And the state also took action, sending special people to take over the rescue mission.

At the same time, the spokesman of the rescue center also got the draft handed down from above, and was stunned to confirm it seven or eight times, and then went to hold a press conference with a skeptical expression on the whole world.

There were more reporters at this press conference, and large and small media crowded the entire press conference hall.

The speaker stood on the podium, trying to be serious, as if he was talking about life-threatening matters.

The spokesman stood on the stage, glanced at the reporters below, did not give them a chance to ask questions, and directly began to talk to himself. It is worth mentioning that this press conference is a TV plus online live broadcast mode, so according to incomplete statistics, at least 20 million people watched this press conference at the same time.

The spokesman began to speak, and a certain leader rushed to the area where the accident occurred to preside over the work, and a certain leader maintained a high degree of concern about the Qingluan wreck.

At this time, many people on the barrage were dissatisfied, "What's the use of saying this, hurry up and say what forces have been sent to the rescue!"

'I don't know if we will send a warship to the rescue, our LN. ’

"The one in front is stupid, what does this have to do with warships, relying on professional rescue ships, otherwise it would be useless for you to send a nuclear-powered one." ’

"Wait, everyone, I guess we'll be talking about how to rescue it soon." ’

After the spokesman finished talking about the things that the leaders were concerned about, he finally began to talk about the rescue power, and thousands of Chinese people were all staring at the screen, wondering how many forces the country had sent over and whether they could save more people!

The spokesman began to speak, "Just now, my country's Phi Phi Shrimp offshore mobile platform has gone to the wrecked sea area, along with the Shark Sea Rescue Brigade, this is a team with extremely good professional quality, and the Shark can dive into deep water, and their mount Phi Shrimp's hammer can easily break the ship's steel plate, so that the Shark has enough conditions to dive into the ship to save people." ”

Oh, the reporters present thought that this rescue team had never heard of it, and it was not reliable.

The reporters were about to write their next notes when they reflected it.

Wait a minute!

What did the speaker just say!

Pippi Shrimp?!Shark?!

All the reporters looked up together and looked at the spokesman with the eyes of a mentally ill person.

Can you say it again!!!

A reporter was impatient and couldn't care about any rules, so he raised his hand and shouted, "Can you repeat what you just said!"

The spokesman looked at the group of reporters in the audience who looked like hungry wolves with a numb scalp and repeated what he had just said.

It's really true!

Phi Phi Shrimp Sea Mobile Platform, Shark Rescue Brigade!

The spokesman was not joking, and that was what he said.

The spokesman's words were like a bomb that instantly detonated the audience, and the usually shocked reporters no longer ignored the rules and asked questions frantically, but the spokesman had already left directly at this time.

Before the reporters could send their papers, the Chinese network had already been detonated by the spokesman's words.

Just when the spokesman said the first sentence, the Pi Phi Shrimp, someone said in the barrage that the spokesman was estimated to be deeply poisoned by the Internet, did he remember the name of the newly launched aircraft carrier wrongly, the nickname of the newly launched aircraft carrier in China is the Pi Phi Shrimp, and the official name has not yet been determined.

But after thinking about it, no, this aircraft carrier has just been launched, and it is estimated that it does not even have the ability to sail, so how can it go to the sea area where the accident occurred?

Just before netizens could react, the spokesman said the rest of the words.

A netizen who was drinking water in front of the screen touched the screen directly on the screen with a sip of water.

The netizen who was eating in front of the screen was directly choked to death.

The online game that is masturbating the tube,An excitement,Shot directly in the keyboard。

Pippi shrimp?

Aren't I just watching the news, how can the painting style of the whole world be crooked?!

Is today April Fool's Day?

Probably not, April 1st has passed, and besides, there is no official April Fool's Day tradition in our country!

Suddenly, someone posted that the central set temporarily inserted a popular science program.

The central set of programs is nothing in normal times, but now that the major official media are broadcasting the rescue work of Qingluan, how can the central set temporarily insert other programs, and it is such an unpopular program of popular science?

Many people were hooked, aroused their curiosity, turned on the TV to see what the central set was doing.

The central government is really broadcasting popular science programs, and it is still live broadcast, only to see an old professor with many titles and quite prestige standing in front of the podium to talk about the history of China.

"The merman, also known as the spring guest. The mythical creature of the legendary fishtail human body. Similar to the mermaid in Western mythology. As early as in Ganbao's "Sou Shen Ji", it is recorded: "There are mermaids outside the South China Sea, who live in water like fish, and do not waste weaving achievements." His eyes weep and they can produce pearls. ’”

The old man said a paragraph, briefly introduced the merman, and then continued, "So, the merman is a race in our China a long time ago, and has left a clear record in the historical classics of our country, and there is an everlasting lantern made of merman oil in the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang." ”

The old man continued, "In my country's "Sou Shen Ji", "Naturalist Records", "Shu Wei Ji" and "Taiping Yulan", there are detailed records of the shark people, which shows that for a long time, the shark people and the people on the shore were very closely connected. ”

At this time, the host interjected, "Then may I ask the professor, does there really exist a shark in reality?"

"Exists, of course there is!" the old professor affirmed, "There are records in so many classics, which proves that the mermaids not only exist, but also one of our ancient ethnic groups in China. But because of the wars in ancient times, the merman, a peace-loving people, hid in the ocean and cut off contact with the people on the shore. But after all, the merman is also a part of the Chinese nation, so because of the peace in China in recent years, the merman has gradually stepped out of the ocean, and under the inspiration of the country's glory, he has joined our country and become an important force in defending my country's maritime territory!"

The old professor's words sound like nonsense to normal people, but, combined with the remarks of the spokesman at the press conference just now, more than a billion people in the vast land have to face the fact that the legendary race of the shark people, like the panda people, is real!