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Someone in the director team suddenly shouted: "Come and see!" There is a big event in the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing! ”

"What's wrong?" A director of the Liaoning Spring Festival Gala hurriedly came.

The man said: "Teacher Qu Haiying's sketch can't be broadcast!" ”

"Huh?"

"What's going on?"

……

Dragon TV.

The chief director was silent for a while and said, "Don't think about the Beijing Spring Festival Gala." ”

"Huh?"

"What?"

"Aren't they in the limelight right now?"

Someone still doesn't know why.

The chief director threw the phone with the news hanging on it to a deputy, "They're in big trouble!" ”

……

Zhejiang station.

"Director Xu, is the news true?"

"It's true, I just called a friend from Jingcheng Station."

"Then they're in trouble!"

"Yes, it's all this time, where can I find someone to top the show?"

"It just so happens that our biggest competitor is gone!"

……

The outside world is talking about it!

It was unusually quiet in a certain lounge of the Beijing TV station, which should have been the center of the most focused incident, and at this time, a needle falling on the ground was estimated to be clearly audible.

Squeak!

A door opening broke the peace!

Dong Shanshan strode in with a shocked face, "What's the situation?" ”

Zhang Ye smiled bitterly, "Close the door first, close the door first!" ”

"My psychological quality is low, don't scare me, Zhang'er!" Dong Shanshan closed the door, and his tone was incredible. "Let's make a sketch? Do you want to top the sketch of Mr. Qu's finale? Don't tease me, old classmate, even if we're classmates, we don't bring such a trick, right? ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Xiao Zhang was also forced to have no choice. Even the deputy director brought more than a dozen or twenty chief directors over to let Zhang Ye out of the mountain! ”

Dong Shanshan fainted: "Then you can't promise it!" ”

Zhang Ye spread his hands, "I don't have a problem, I have to let me go!" ”

Dong Shanshan pulled a chair and sat in front of Zhang Ye, "But don't you know what the two of us are doing?" is graduating from the broadcasting and hosting major, where have you ever made a sketch! I wondered, how did they find you all of a sudden? Do you want to call me too? ”

Zhang Ye coughed: "Didn't we make an excuse when we were late last time?" Let's talk about studying the sketch together. ”

Dong Shanshan: "......"

She looked at Yao Jiancai. "Teacher Yao, you give a review! What is this called? ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Anyway, things are like this, no matter what." You two have to do it too! ”

Zhang Ye suddenly looked back at him and said, "What do you call the two of us?" Isn't it us? ”

Hearing this, Yao Jiancai almost scared out of heart disease, "What? You counted me too? ”

Zhang Ye said: "Nonsense. How do the two act in sketches? ”

Yao Jiancai fainted. He was still looking at the lively mentality just now, and he was anxious, "I'm grass, who asked you to agree!" Hurry up and push it, change someone else! I haven't acted in a sketch either! ”

Dong Shanshan listened to it, and he was happy, "It's okay now, a variety show host, a TV drama actor and cross talk actor." A presenter, math professor and director, and three blood laymen who pierce the arteries and spurt blood. I don't even have a sketch book, so I'm going to take the finale sketch of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala right away, and the time is ......," she glanced at her watch, "There are only fifty-eight minutes left!" ”

Zhang Ye nodded, "That's the truth." ”

Dong Shanshan looked at his old classmate helplessly, "Zhang'er, I always knew that you were bold, but I really didn't expect you to be so bold!" Do you think we're okay with stinkers? ”

Zhang Ye said: "If you can't do it, you have to do it!" ”

Yao Jiancai: "Alas! ”

Zhang Ye cleaned up his emotions and said, "Shanshan, let me ask you seriously, did you act in the sketch?" ”

Dong Shanshan hesitated for a moment and said, "I don't know either." ”

"Old Yao?" Zhang Ye asked.

Yao Jiancai said bitterly: "My main business is acting, if you have to let me be on me, I can't act, but I don't know what the effect is, the key is that I have never acted in a sketch!" ”

Dong Shanshan answered: "I should be about the same, I will definitely be able to do it hard, but the effect is ...... The devil knows! ”

Zhang Ye suddenly said: "Just be able to go on stage!" ”

Dong Shanshan was speechless, "Can you ask for a lower one?" ”

Yao Jiancai said: "But what about the book? What about the sketchbook? ”

The servants fell silent.

Sad!

One by one, they are more worried than the other!

Especially Zhang Ye, this guy is under the most pressure!

But suddenly, Zhang Ye, who had been thinking about it for a long time, suddenly slapped his thigh and said angrily: "I don't believe it today!" Why can't we do it? Why not? He turned his head to Dong Shanshan and said, "Shanshan, you were the best person in our class back then, what did you not do in the activities and competitions organized by the school?" When it came to the word Dong Shanshan in our class, there were few students from other departments who didn't know! Which teacher of the broadcasting and hosting major didn't give you a thumbs up? Isn't it just a sketch! I don't believe you can't act well! ”

Dong Shanshan sighed slightly, "The hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, okay, I'm ...... Give it a try! ”

Zhang Ye looked at Yao Jiancai, "Old Yao, you have the most acting experience here, how many years have you been filming?" You were already working hard in the industry before I was born, and there were not a hundred but dozens of roles you played, such as playing the father-in-law, and acting ...... The old man also acted in ...... Well, I don't think you have played any other roles, man. ”

Yao Jiancai: "......"

Zhang Ye said: "But your acting skills are absolutely fine!" ”

Yao Jiancai glanced at him, "That's nature." ”

Zhang Ye said: "I'll give you a line book now, I don't believe you can't memorize it within an hour!" ”

"Sketch lines?" Yao Jiancai said confidently: "This is short, it won't take an hour!" ”

Dong Shanshan also said at this time: "If you have lines, I have no problem, I still have this basic skill." ”

Yao Jiancai looked at Zhang Ye, "I've always talked about us." What about yourself? ”

Zhang Ye smiled slightly, "Do you say acting or lines?" In terms of acting, I have also made films. "He's even eaten a lot of books on acting-related skills. Then he said: "In terms of lines, Lao Yao, have you ever seen me take the script when I was doing the show?" ”

Yao Jiancai: "...... I almost forgot, you kid is the most perverted! ”

Zhang Ye clapped his hands vigorously, "So, what's the problem now!" ”

Yao Jiancai was also ruthless. "Damn, let's go!"

"Come on, it's dead or alive!" Dong Shanshan also figured it out.

Zhang Ye smiled: "Yes." Let's show you this time, three blood laymen can make a classic sketch! Let's open their eyes! ”

Yao Jiancai smacked his lips and said, "Still a classic sketch? It's nice to catch up with the live stream now! ”

"That's not going to work. I make things. Otherwise, if you don't do it, you will do your best! Zhang Ye said.

Dong Shanshan looked at him, "But what about the book?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "I'm thinking. ”

Now they have too little time, and the requirements for sketches are very restrictive!

One: The book should be simple, and the lines should not be too complicated!

2: Fewer props and simpler!

Three: There are three actors, two men and one woman.

Four: The sketch should be good-looking!

Combining all these conditions, there are fewer and fewer people who can meet the requirements!

Zhang Ye's mind is full of sketches from his CCTV Spring Festival Gala over the years on the earth. Although there were many unsatisfactory cross talk sketches in the Spring Festival Gala in his original world, the classic sketches over the years were carefully selected. There are still countless hilarious classics!

Which one to choose?

That's it? No, I still have to do Scottish "hakama", I don't have time!

And what about that one? No, the props are too big to be in time!

What else do you want from that? Still no, the lines of the other two are too complicated, Dong Shanshan and Yao Jiancai are not like Zhang Ye, all the two of them can remember within an hour are the lines of ordinary sketches, and those who exceed them will not work, and besides, there is not an hour left, and they have to set aside a lot of time to run in and rehearse!

There are so few works to choose from!

It's almost rare!

Zhang Ye was sweating on his forehead, there was not enough time, if he had told him earlier, if he had given him a few more days, he would have more works to prepare, but now, ......

I took out my phone and looked at the time.

A meager prompt window automatically popped up on the screen, and he clicked on the wrong one, and opened Weibo at once.

It's a scolding in the eye.

"Boycott Zhang Ye!"

"What a broken song, it's so ugly!"

"A song made our country lose the ball, and I was also drunk!"

"Zhang Ye is too capable of scourging!"

"I think the national table tennis team is right to complain, if it weren't for Zhang Ye's fans to put his song on the top of the charts, our men's team championship would not have been lost!"

"Support the table tennis team!"

"You've worked hard!"

"I heard that there was an accident at the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing, haha, you deserve it!"

"Zhang Ye, a hooligan in the entertainment industry, dare to invite him over to talk about cross talk? Look, retribution! Now the Beijing Spring Festival Gala can take care of itself! Who can go to put out the fire doesn't know yet! ”

Seeing this, Zhang Ye's eyes suddenly moved!

Hey!

Pregnant!

Isn't that sketch of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala that year okay? ?

Thinking of this, Zhang Ye was excited, slapped the table excitedly, and immediately brought a pen and paper and began to write a sketch manuscript, "Lao Yao, Shanshan, I have thought of one!" Come on! ”

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "So fast? ”

"What sketch?" Dong Shanshan also came over.

Zhang Ye wrote while talking, this draft was not written for him to see, he didn't need it at all, but asked Yao Jiancai and Dong Shanshan to memorize the lines.

One minute!

Two minutes!

The sketch was quickly finished by Zhang Ye from beginning to end!

After hearing this, Yao Jiancai was stunned, "This ...... Did you write it? ”

"Yes! What a flash of inspiration! Zhang Yele was broken, "Hahahaha!" ”

Dong Shanshan suddenly stretched out his hand and patted Zhang Ye on the head.

Zhang Ye was stunned, "What are you doing?" ”

Dong Shanshan said: "I see if you will show your original form." ”

Zhang Yele said: "Hey, I'm a monster with me?" ”

"Even if you're not a monster, you're pretty much there!" Yao Jiancai said incredulously: "You're writing too fast!" ”

Zhang Ye smiled, "In a word, is it okay?" ”

Yao Jiancai laughed: "If this doesn't work, then what else can it do?" ”

Dong Shanshan snapped his fingers, "That's it!" ”

Zhang Ye said: "Okay! It's set! ”

Three blood laymen hit it off!

……

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…… (To be continued.) )