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Li Chengxiu resolutely didn't look at the pots of big pieces of meat, and hurriedly drank a bowl of pimple soup in his hand, then turned around and didn't look at the dinner table again.

"It's not to your taste?" Wu Dan asked.

"Don't talk about that. Li Chengxiu waved his hand weakly and said, "I just think I'm losing weight." ”

"Lose weight?" Wu Dan was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Li Chengxiu's chest, and said with a smile: "Are you still losing weight? If you lose weight, you will fall!"

"Lewd, scoundrel, slut!" Li Chengxiu scolded angrily, and ran into the house with his chest in his arms.

"Haha......" Wu Dan laughed loudly.

What a tasteless guy, don't you slap people in the face when you hit people, don't you know if you don't expose your shortcomings when you scold people?

Wu Dan is a good drinker, although he can't drink it at every meal, but he has to drink a little every night, and in his words, he can sleep soundly by drinking some wine at night. The big meat is wine, just to reward him for a day's hard work.

Li Chengxiu ran into the house, grabbed a pillow and used it as a martial art, smashed, kicked and stepped on it, venting his heart, and then it was smoother. However, when he inadvertently glanced at the figure in his glasses, he was suddenly deflated again, and shed sad tears sadly: "Woo...... I haven't grown at all!

Although Li Chengxiu in his previous life was in good shape, he was mediocre in appearance, and he was very envious of those goblins with the face of a deputy angel. Since she knew that she was beautiful and ugly, for more than ten or twenty years, she Li Chengxiu has been cautious of herself every day, never doing anything that hurts heaven and reason, in addition to praying that God will open her eyes not to let her face age prematurely, but also hopes that she can have a good appearance in the next life. The wish came true, and God gave Li Chengxiu a face that captivated the country and the city in this life...... can also accept her choppy good figure......

Whining......

God really doesn't open his eyes!

I knew that I wouldn't help the old lady on the side of the road in my last life, and if the child was hit by a bicycle, she would be hit by it, and the neighbor's dog would not be stopped from taking rat medicine......

Because he was in too good shape in his previous life, he never thought about breast enlargement, so Li Chengxiu didn't know anything about breast enlargement.

Seemingly, it seems, there is a saying about papaya breast enlargement?

It's just that what is papaya called?

And how is it used for breast augmentation, externally, or internally?

Wu hurt his brain, Li Chengxiu suddenly heard a movement at the door, turned his head and looked, hum, Wu Dan came in!

Xu Shi also knew that he had said the wrong thing and offended someone, Wu Dan's expression was a little confused, he rubbed over and looked at Li Chengxiu embarrassedly: "It can't be really angry, right?"

"Hmph!" Li Chengxiu snorted coldly and turned away from Wu Dan.

Wu Dan turned around and took a step, bent over and looked at Li Chengxiu: "I'm really angry!"

"Hmph!" Li Chengxiu snorted coldly again and turned to the other side.

"What are you angry about!" Wu Dan stopped chasing Li Chengxiu around, sat down next to Li Chengxiu, tilted his head to look at her and smiled: "Isn't it that you are still young? ”

"It seems that you are very experienced!" Li Chengxiu sneered.

Where could Wu Dan not hear Li Chengxiu's ridicule? However, he was really not ashamed of this matter.

Wu Dan said generously: "After all, I am also a person with a daughter!"

Lee Sung-so: "......"

"Shameless!" Li Chengxiu scolded.

"The reproduction of heirs is a great virtue, what is there to be ashamed of?" Wu Dan said calmly.

"Stallions. Li Chengxiu scolded again.

Hearing this, Wu Dan habitually smiled, but after laughing, he was stunned, and asked Li Chengxiu cutely: "What is a stallion?"

"It's a horse for breeding!" Li Chengxiu did not hesitate to teach.

Wu Dan: "......"

After being silent for a long time, Wudan period Ai Ai said: "I will discuss something with you." ”

This tone immediately provoked Li Chengxiu's alarm bell: "What's the matter? Don't want me to take over your housework? Let me tell you, it's really inappropriate! Just let Yang Liangdi do it!"

Wu Dan said, "No. ”

"What is that?" Li Chengxiu was stunned for a moment, then reacted even more, glared and asked, "Don't you want to borrow money from me?" Wu Dan blinked and looked at Li Chengxiu, it seemed that he really wanted to borrow money from her, Li Chengxiu even flatly blocked his words: "Don't borrow money from me! Talking about money hurts feelings, borrowing money, friends don't have to do it!"

"......" Wu Dan was stagnant, luckily, and said: "I don't borrow money from you, I want to ask you to teach me to play cards." ”

It turned out that this was the case, and Lee Sung-so was relieved.

"Your Royal Highness the Prince, you are diligent in your work, and you are ridiculous in drama! How can you be a Ming Jun like this?" Li Chengxiu jokingly said to Wudan.

Wu Dan responded to Li Chengxiu without changing his face: "Mingjun, I'll learn to do it when it's dawn." ”

Li Chengxiu really thinks that this long night is boring, and the paper version is made to kill time, but Wu Dan just said "Please teach me", then it is a different argument.

There is no problem in being a teacher, but it can't be in vain, like a people's teacher who has to charge a few yuan for a make-up class after school! A dignified prince can't study in vain, right?

So, Li Chengxiu said to Wu Dan: "There is no problem teaching you, but I have to charge tuition!"

"No problem. Wu Dan agreed.

"Are you rich?" Li Chengxiu was stunned for a moment, and immediately said angrily: "If you have money, you won't pay back my five taels of gold?"

"No, I don't have any money!" Wu Dan hurriedly explained: "You can record the tuition fees first, and when I get back, I will give you the money and the original five taels of gold." ”

Hey, it's just an account, it's not an account, it's just a book, right?

Wu Dan saw through Li Chengxiu's thoughts, and hurriedly promised: "Don't worry, my dignified prince of a country can still rely on you to make accounts? ”

"It's really not bad?"

"That's not bad!"

"If you dare to rely on it, I will go back and shout all over the palace with a broken basin!"

……

To put it mildly, Li Chengxiu finally agreed to Wudan's tuition accounting, but the problem came again: "I don't play cards, I have to get the lottery!"

"Okay! You can say anything!" Wu Dan said: "As usual, keep accounts! I don't owe you!"

This is the so-called "don't worry if you have more accounts, and don't itch if you have more lice, right?

Okay, I'm going to let you know if it's itchy or not when there are lice!

Biting her cheeks, Li Chengxiu didn't hold back her laughter, she really didn't want to show this wisdom bead in her hand, there is a way for a soldier to be treacherous, if you want to win big, you will be surprised and unprepared. However, even if Wu Dan was on guard, it would be fine, she didn't believe it, he was a junior apprentice who could still win her as a master?