Chapter 86: The Jay Leno Tonight Show
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and I'm the man you meet in the middle of the night every Monday through Friday -- it's better not to tell your spouse about it, I don't want to receive a bunch of horrible letters -- welcome back!" said a slightly chubby, protruding jaw, gray-haired Jay Leno stood on stage at a studio recording and spoke to the crowd of people in the studio and the camera lens.
Under the stage, there was an excited cheer from the audience, and the studio was crowded in an instant, and Jay Leno, who was standing on the stage, seemed to be frightened by this sound, he made a backward dodge movement, and several times wanted to open his mouth to appease the excited audience, but the result was not very successful, so he simply clasped his hands to his chest, pouted, and looked at the group of purposeful cheering crowds.
It was a success, as the cheers of the audience did fade away, and only a few sounds remained.
Jay Leno spoke, still holding his hands on his chest and feet apart, and said, "Well, cheers, I know your cheers are not for me, so ignore me, go on, I will silently take these cheers as if they were for me and I will act as happy." β
As he spoke, he pouted and looked at the crowd below with a strange expression, presumably as he called "a happy look."
There were a few laughs from the audience, and one of the men forced a laugh and shouted, "Oh, Xiaojie, we love you!"
The crowd, which had just quieted down, was now agitated again, and they let out strange screams or laughter, and Jay Leno now showed an expression similar to crying with joy: "Well, I heard this, the voice is coming from this direction, where is the person who loves me? It's a gentleman! Dear Bob, help me give him a close-up! You're very helpful, man." β
Jay Leno laughed and turned to his table, and then a lady's high-decibel voice came from the crowd - "But I love Theo more!"
There was another burst of laughter from the audience, and Gereno, who was standing at the table, stared at the audience with wide eyes, and then raised a finger: "I didn't hear this sentence!"
"Dear ladies, do you know that the soundtrack of ......the star's appearance will only be played when I raise my hand and make a 'please' gesture in the direction of the backstage," Gereno gestured to the backstage, as he described himself, "and announced loudly and emotionally, 'Let's have Alpacino, Theolod Lecht!'
Jay Leno said, suddenly hearing the familiar music playing, he turned his head to look backstage in disbelief: "Wait, I just said that, it's not true!
He looked at the director, who was standing next to the camera, just gesturing back and forth with his hands on his neck.
Theolod and Al, who had already appeared on the stage, looked at each other, then at Gereno, and then very unanimously pointed to the passage behind them, and then to themselves, which meant that at this moment they should run to the backstage and wait.
The cheers and laughter from the audience suddenly reached their peak.
Seeing that the purpose of entertainment had been achieved, Jay Leno did not continue to "cowardly", he immediately smiled on his face, clapped his hands, and raised his voice: "Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome the two leading actors of "Devil's Advocate", Alpacino and Theolod Lecht!"
The audience, which was composed entirely of fans, applauded and whistled enthusiastically, mixed with the sound of a few girls who didn't sound very old shouting at the top of their voices, but those fans were too enthusiastic and excited, and the applause and cheers drowned out those shrill cries, until the cheers gradually weakened, and the sound was highlighted -
"Theo! I'm going to you/!! you"
"......," Theolod immediately smiled with some embarrassment. And the two "elders" beside him, after hearing this, glanced at each other quite sharply, looked at Theorod, and then looked at the restless audience, they seemed to hear a few "", and there seemed to be a man's voice mixed with it.
This made Nattell, who was standing in the corner of the studio, couldn't help but glance at the sound sources in the audience.
"That'snew......" said Pacino, who seemed to be holding back a smile, but he broke the crack at the first moment, laughing so hard that even the crow's feet wrinkled at the corners of his eyes, "In my day, I never heard anyone shout ahaves [beep] xwithyou...... in front of a large audience."
"Yes, someone said they loved me just now, did you hear it backstage? Unfortunately, the other party didn't say it. Jay Leno grumbled with a sad face, but something didn't sound right about him, after all, it was a man who had shouted it before. Sure enough, the camera also seemed to understand the audience's psychology and swept to the man who was shouting, and the other party immediately covered his face like Theorod, crying and laughing.
At this time, several more ladies in the audience shouted the declaration of going to bed, but this was not Theorod, but Pacino. Pacino was amused again, he laughed and put his arm around Theolod's shoulder, and said, "Look, my child, it's still good for us to be on the show, for example, this one can get a few cannons on stage." β
Everyone had heard about Pacino's discipline, so they were already smiling in surprise, and Theolod's reaction was expected, and his reddish pinna looked particularly cute when the camera turned to him.
"Thank you, thank you for your kindness, can I say that I understand it?" Theorod smiled helplessly, "To be honest, this is the first time I've heard this kind of confession, and I thought the hottest confession was before!"
"Noway!" Pacino and Jareno looked sideways at Theolod.
"I don't believe you haven't heard of a hotter ...... I mean, you still have a few more thrills/love scenes in "Devil's Advocate", right? If you're so shy about this, it makes me wonder how you shoot those scenes, do you rely on NG to get by?, or find naked/substitutes?" Jareno touched his chin curiously.
And Pacino cooperated with him on the side: "Actually, Jay, you will never believe it, he filmed those scenes very well, almost all of them were one-off, although he takes great care of the actress, but this also shows from another aspect...... This kid is really experienced......"
Experience! Abundance! Abundance!
This word instantly caused a commotion in the audience.
And Pacino also took pains, looking at the excited fans in the audience with a serious face, he understood what they wanted to hear, so he laughed and continued in a factual tone: "That's right, you absolutely don't believe how hot this kid can be in bed when he hears a pornographic joke, you can see it when the movie comes out, and it's still quite sexy when he twists his hips." β
"This is a big revelation!" "This is a big revelation!" Jereno and Pacino sat on the side in turns as if they had agreed on their lines, and Theorod, who knew that something was wrong when they heard Pacino speak, "Really, if I didn't know that your birthday was January 28th, maybe I would have thought you were a Scorpio, Theo." β
The screams from the audience instantly covered the audience, and the group of fans who joined in the excitement all looked at Theolod who was fidgeting on the sofa with hot eyes, expecting him to explain it. But now in their minds, any explanation will become a cover for cover-up.
"Okay, okay. Theolod raised his hand and pressed it down, trying to soothe the fans' excitement, "I know what you want to hear. Not a virgin K, experienced K, more than three K, starting at the age of twelve...... checkγ You all know what I was up to......"
"Wow! Did you hear that?!" Jay Leno stared at the camera with his mouth wide open in disbelief. Pacino, on the other hand, gave Theolod a thumbs up and patted him on the back.
"Of course, I'm nothing compared to Al. Theolod looked at Pacino with bad intentions, but the studio was so noisy that no one could hear him except Pacino, who was sitting next to him.
Pacino also took this opportunity to chat with him: "But I also have the demeanor of the past, good boy." As he spoke, he patted Theolod on the head like a puppy, to which Theorod could only roll his eyes and express with his actions, get out of the way, old man.
"So, I'd love to know, Theo......" Jay Leno suddenly leaned in and lowered his voice, looking rather mysterious.
Theorod knew what he wanted to ask when he mentioned the subject, so he cooperated to pretend that he was intrigued by his action: "What do you want to know?"
"Charlize Theron or Jennifer Connelly?"
"Oh......" There was a strange cry from the audience, and even Pacino stared at Theorod with interest to see how he would react.
Jay Leno asks questions that are actually very popular among Europeans and Americans, especially American men, many times two bachelors or friends get together and have a boring chat, and from time to time they will play this "she or her" game, which means who you will choose to spend time with*.
"I chose Al Pacino. Perhaps it was Pacino's gloating appearance that made Theolod look uncomfortable, so he directly dragged him into the water.
"Hey, that's not the answer, don't you even let go of my old bones?" said Pacino dissatisfied, "Jay didn't even mention me!"
"That's right, Theo, don't run away from the question option. β
"Well, I think they're both very good actors, they both have different charms, I respect them, they're all my friends, so you can't let me choose one of the two friends and leave the other one behind, it's not fair at all. Theolod said helplessly, with the "gossip book" prepared for him by Natel before, of course he knew that the origin of this problem was the scandal between him and these two, so he had to clarify once, "For now, I quite like to stay single." β
"Single, yes, it's good to be single," Jay Leno also realized that the gossip was just a gossip, so he cleverly changed the subject, "Let's get back to the chaseβnot the gossip -- after all, our show is a pretty serious late-night show." β
Gereno said that he really wanted to prove that he was serious, but unfortunately after saying this, not only the audience laughed, but he himself laughed, so he had to ignore the question of whether he was serious or not, and turned to the focus of this interview: "Pacino, this should be your first time playing Satan, right?
"You can f[beep] k with whomever you want, you can f[beep] k whenever you want? Okay, I'm just kidding, I know it's a serious show. Actually, John Milton, how to say it? He is a guy who can hold a qiΔ in the palm of his hand, never stop until he achieves his goal, very greedy and ambitious, he is essentially evil, pure, otherwise he would not be called Satan. It's a little bit different from the usual badass roles, because when I play him, I have to abandon the human nature instead of acting on the complexity, and I have to be good at using it, which is a very interesting process. He doesn't have any fatherly love for Kevin - though he can pretend to be very similar before - he just wants to take advantage of him, and Kevin is far less fortunate in comparison. β
"Yes, because he's just a human at the end of the day, he has too many concerns, and there are too many things for Milton to exploit. "On the one hand, he loved his wife deeply, and on the other hand, Milton gave him too many temptations. On the one hand, he knows that his case is a problem, but on the other hand, he does not want to lose, he longs for victory, he is vain, he is proud, he has the original sin that Satan loves. β
"So, Pacino is like, 'I f[beep] k because I wanted to, I killed somebody because I wanted to,' and Theo was, 'I f[beep] k because I had to, I was tempted by demons, but I still love my wife, what would I do, I can't betray my wife, oh no!, I killed somebody, because I was tempted by vanity and power, I couldn't control it, I had to do it, but it wasn't right, my heart was tormented!', like this?" Jay Leno vividly summed up the differences between Milton and Kevin, making Pacino and Theolod laugh straight to the punch.
Not only them, but even the audience couldn't stand Jay Leno's spoof, and a movie with a stricter theme turned into a vulgar comedy in his mouth, and this metaphor made everyone present laugh on their backs. But the culprit still looked at everyone innocently, and spread his hands: "Isn't it right? Human beings always like to think too much!"
"You won, Jay, you won. Theolod shook his head helplessly.
"Okay, tell us a little bit about filming? I remember a while, Theorod fans always sent snacks to the set?"
"That's right, every day when we come to the set, we see piles of chips, bread, cereal...... Taylor specially vacated a room for this, you don't know the event at that time, Taylor was in a hurry. Pacino stretched out his hand and drew a large circle, "Theodo was so happy, I doubt it was his happiest days on the set, happier than opening Christmas presents." β
"Oh no, Al, playing with you is my happiest few days. Theolod seemed to be afraid that Pacino would be unhappy, and immediately interjected sweetly, "I have benefited a lot from being with you!"
"Really?" Pacino looked at Theolod beside him, holding his knees cross, and then immediately said to Jay Leno, "If Theolod Lecht tells you that he is not happy to see the food, then he must be lying, or he is sick." But it's easy for him to be in the mood and not stop, that's true. β
"What's going on?" said Jay Leno, in a listening gesture.
"Let's put it this way, when we were filming "The Devil's Advocate", there was a whole scene of shots, from lines to actions, and even prop arrangements and movements, all of which were played on the spot. β
"Did I hear me right?
"You heard it right, it's a whole scene, and it's the kid's head, you can ask him what he was thinking. Pacino pointed to the smiling Theolod, and could see that he was still very happy and satisfied when he remembered the scene.
"What were you thinking?" Jay Leno really asked.
"Well...... 'Oh no, what's my line, what's the script, how do you play it?' Forget it, I'm just closing my eyes and making it up!' No, I'm kidding, I didn't actually think about anything, I just thought I was Kevin, and then I ...... Actually, you can also ask Al what he thinks when he messes around with me. Theolod kicked the ball to Pacino again.
"So, what are you thinking?"
"I was thinking, 'I can't know how to make up lines and moves better than a little ghost, so I'm his son anyway!'" β
"Seriously?"
"I've just been thinking about what Milton is going to do in this situation. β
"So, that was a small explosion of your acting skills?"
"Small explosions?!" said Pacino, "big explosions." It's like we're on a drug, and we can't stop. β
"That sounds exciting, guys, you all want to go to the cinema and see what Alpacino and Theolodrorecht are doing with their acting skills!" Ja Leno patted the table and looked downstage, "Can you imagine that?"
There was a burst of cheers and screams from the audience.
"Actually, you can, I'll help you keep a ticket for the premiere at 0:00 on October 23. Theolod was very good at promoting it.
"Really, that's great, I have to keep the admission ticket that the main actor gave me, right? Actually, then again, your big bang also proves that sentence, I'm right!"
"What?"
"Humans like to think too much! If Kevin was like Milton, maybe the opening would be over!"
"Hahaha, you're right, you're always right......"