Chapter 13: Live Streaming in Progress (2)
Wei Xiaobao rolled around, turned over and pressed on Xiao Xuanzi's back, remembering what his husband had taught, so he reached out to take the acupoint on his back waist, but he had never practiced the kung fu of hitting and holding acupoints, how could this acupoint be taken at once?
The part he took was slightly off, and Xiao Xuanzi had already turned over, grabbed his left arm, and turned it back hard.
Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Ah, are you shameless, do you have a bad arm?"
Xiao Xuanzi smiled: "Learning to wrestle is to learn to fight people's arms, why shameless?"
Wei Xiaobao took advantage of his breath to float when he spoke, and slammed his whole body into his lower back, slammed the vest on his head, and his right hand passed through his armpit and threw it upwards with all his might.
Xiao Xuanzi's body flew over his head, slapped it, and fell to the ground.
Xiao Xuanzi turned over and jumped up, and said, "It turns out that you will also do this trick 'antelope hanging horns.'" ’”
Wei Xiaobao didn't know what the technique of "antelope hanging horns" was, and he won a trick by mistake, and was very proud, and said: "What is this 'antelope hanging horns', I still have many powerful tricks that I haven't used." ”
Xiao Xuanzi said happily: "That's no better, let's compare again." ”
Wei Xiaobao said in his heart: "It turns out that you have studied martial arts, no wonder I beat you." But if you make a move, I will learn a move, and at most I will give you a few more falls, and I can always learn your method. ”
Seeing that Xiao Xuanzi was about to pounce again, he also pounced violently.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Xuanzi's pounce was fake, and when Wei Xiaobao pounced, he had already regained his momentum, moved sideways, and reached out to push him on his back.
Wei Xiaobao pounced, he couldn't hold his feet, and then pushed him out smoothly, and when he landed, he slammed and fell hard.
Xiao Xuanzi cheered loudly, jumped over and rode on his back, and shouted, "Do you surrender?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "Don't fall!" wanted to wait for the waist to turn over, there was a soreness in the waist, and the two acupoints in the back waist had been bent by Xiao Xuanzi's fingers, that was the technique taught by Hai's husband last night, although he learned it, he gave the other party the first to use it.
Wei Xiaobao struggled a few times, but it was still difficult to break free, so he had to shout: "Okay, I will drop you once!"
Xiao Xuanzi laughed and let him get up.
Wei Xiaobao suddenly stretched out his foot and tripped, Xiao Xuanzi leaned over and wanted to fall, Wei Xiaobao punched him with his hand, hitting him in the waist.
Xiao Xuanzi snorted in pain, bent down, and Wei Xiaobao pounced on him from behind, wrapping his hands around the sides of his head and neck.
Xiao Xuanzi was dizzy and fell to the ground.
Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, his hands were tightly clenched, and he asked, "Do you surrender?"
Xiao Xuanzi snorted, and suddenly his elbows slammed back. Wei Xiaobao's ribs in his chest hurt so much that he wanted to break, screamed, and fell to the sky.
Xiao Xuanzi turned over and sat on his chest, this meeting was won again, but he was out of breath, and he was so tired that he couldn't breathe, and asked, "Serve...... Wear...... Have you taken it?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "Serve a fart! No...... No...... Serving, a hundred...... One...... 10,000 dissatisfied! You just happened to win!"
Xiao Xuanzi said: "If you don't accept it, you will get up and fight." ”
Wei Xiaobao held his hands on the ground, just trying to bounce up, but the vital part of his chest was held down by the opponent, and he couldn't use his strength to make it sore, so he was deadlocked for a long time, and he had to surrender again.
Xiao Xuanzi stood up, only to feel that his arms were sore.
Wei Xiaobao struggled to stand up, swayed his body, and said, "Ming'er...... Ming'er has come to fight again, non...... You must be made to surrender. ”
Xiao Xuanzi smiled: "If you fight a hundred more times, you will ...... Also...... It's also a loss, you have the guts, you will fight again tomorrow. ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "I'm afraid that you don't have the guts, why don't I have the guts? ”
Xiao Xuanzi said: "Okay, death date, see you or break up." ”
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Lin Yi ate pastries and watched the two tear apart, which was also very interesting.
In the live broadcast room, there was also a discussion-
"How much did these two actors and anchors pay for?
"That's it, it's really Nyima who plays it!"
"The anchor is rich and capricious, does he still recruit actors?
"It's really funny for the anchor to watch the two fight while eating!"
"Visually detect that the anchor has a special fetish. 」
"The pastry looks good, and Ben is hungry!"
"Kneel, don't speak, open your mouth, and feel it. 」
"Upstairs, you're filthy. 」
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After the little emperor Kangxi and Wei Xiaobao finished fighting, and after making a date to die, he said hello to Lin Yi and left.
Wei Xiaobao saw that he didn't mention the matter of gambling silver, and he was happy to pretend to forget, if he won, the silver would naturally have to be.
"Big cousin, let's go too!" Wei Xiaobao said with a smile, not forgetting to take a few pastries from the table.
"Well, let's go!" Lin Yi nodded, and said in his heart that a little gangster is a little gangster, and he can't get rid of the habit of stealing chickens and touching dogs, although he ate quite a lot before.
Wei Xiaobao asked again, "Big cousin, are you still going to live with me today?"
Lin Yi nodded, and said nonsense: "I have already told Gonggong Li that I will live with you in the future!"
"Oh! great!" Wei Xiaobao exclaimed with some excitement, he lived here in Hai Dafu, and he was quite scared, afraid that the old turtle would find out that he was not the real Xiao Guizi one day, and kill him.
It is always good to have a "cousin" with you, to be able to strengthen your courage.
Lin Yi nodded with a smile, and walked out with Wei Xiaobao, saying in his heart that this kid is also funny, and he doesn't understand the rules of the palace.
Where can the little eunuchs in the palace live wherever they want?
The two went all the way back to Hai Dafu's residence.
As soon as Wei Xiaobao entered the house, he said to Hai Dafu: "Father-in-law, your method doesn't work, it's too commonplace." ”
Hai Dafu snorted and said, "It's useless, and I lost again." ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "If I use my own method, although I may not necessarily win, I may not necessarily lose." But your method is too pustular, and everyone else will do it, what's so strange?"
Hai Da Fuqi said: "He also knows this method? ”
Wei Xiaobao immediately slammed his elbows back and said, "When he hit me like this, he only hit 3,000 bones in my body, and all of them hurt." ”
Hai Dafu's ears moved, and he said, "Hmm", and said, "This is the 'armpit hammer', that's nothing." ”
After a pause, he said, "Let's eat first, and after eating, I'll teach you a few tricks." ”
Wei Xiaobao nodded, and helped Hai Dafu to the inner hall to sit down, and the meal was already set on the table, and there were four dishes and one soup.
Lin Yi also came over and sat down, and the three of them began to eat.
In the live broadcast room-
"Is this old man Hai Dafu?"
"Well, it's new upstairs, this old man has already shown up yesterday, playing Hai Dafu!"
"Anyway, it's quite similar, it's an old drama bone, right? Why haven't I seen it on TV before?"
"Who knows, I don't know where the anchor got the actor, if you have money, you are willful, and if you don't have money, you can only accept your fate. 」
"Don't make any noise, the anchor has started eating again, it's four dishes and one soup again, and Ben Ji, who eats instant noodles, is kneeling!"
"Anyway, the anchor should not drink soup today! Beware of poison!"
"23333 is, anchor, just eat vegetables, and there is braised pork by sight!"
"Kneel down to the local tyrant anchor who eats braised pork!"
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