1. Learn how to have offspring!
PS: Please read the "Instruction Manual of this Volume" before reading
"La, la, Rasiuna!" It's the first time that Ash, who is twenty years old this year, feels so nervous, and the tense atmosphere he exudes is even a little infected even for Rathyuna.
"Hey!" Swallowing her saliva, Rasyuna's [Creation God's] sixth sense told her that something more significant than a meteorite hitting the earth might happen next!
"I'm ......" I saw Ash's face flushed, and he stammered "I" for a long time, and when Rasiyuna's heart also rose to his throat, he finally said the second half of the sentence: "I porridge you!" ”
"Huh?" Rasiuna's shoulders couldn't help but collapse, and she looked at the petrified Ash in front of her with question marks on her head, and couldn't help whispering, "Porridge? Did you mean you brought me porridge to eat? Thank you ......."
"No, no, no!! What I want to say is...... Ahhhh Please clip it to me!! "Ash, who finally broke the petrified state, petrified again. Pikachu, who had been shouting for Ash from the beginning, also fell to the ground with a pop.
But this was enough, combined with the two mispronunciations just now, Rathyuna had already figured out what Ash was trying to express, her cheeks instantly flushed, and she could even hear a "bang" of steam.
"Damn!! Stick out your head and stab it! It's also a knife to shrink the head!! I'm out of the way!! Rathyuna!! Ash, who got out of the petrified state again, had red eyes, as if he had entered a berserk state, and pressed his hands directly on Rasyuna's shoulders, shouting as if he was eating more people than like proposing, "Marry me!" Rathyuna!!a ”
……
"Woo wow wow ~ !! I actually agreed!! Promised!! I really said yes!! Woo yes yae yay~~~!! Returning to her room, Rathyuna gripped Ievee with a happy smile and shook him wildly, venting her excitement. If she's holding a bottle of Coke that's not good for her health or another company's bad Coke, it's going to be exciting when she opens the cap.
(Oooooooooo Helper Bubu Bu Bu !!!!! )”
"I want Ash to get married~~~~!! What to do, ahh "The big wheels are spinning.
(No, cloth!!!!!!! )”
"Can't do it? Why not!!! What do you mean, Eevee-chan!!!! Perhaps the word "no" touched someone's nerves, and Rathyuna stopped the windmill and instead pulled Eevee's neckline (Eevee-chan's mane) back and forth.
(Misunderstanding!! I mean, if you keep shaking like this, I'll hang up the cloth!! )”
"Yikes!!" Rasiyuna only then realized that Eevee had rolled his eyes and was about to foam at the mouth, and subconsciously let go, and Eevee suddenly made a close contact with the ground with a "bang". "Eevee-chan!! Dai Jiub?! ”
(Woo woo woo, to, at least alive...... Eevee barely stood up, staggered a few times before finally standing up, shook his head, and looked at the embarrassed instigator speechlessly.
"I'm sorry, I'm a little too excited...... After all, you also know that I have grown so big, and it is the first time that I have been confessed and proposed~~"
"......" After a period of silence, Ebu sighed, and could only knock out his teeth and swallow blood to forget the tragic experience just now, and said a little helplessly and arrogantly: "(Forget it, for the sake of you being the creator god, spare you~~)"
"I knew that Ibu-chan was the best~~~" Rub rub rub rub ~~ rub
Eevee, whose cheeks were constantly rubbed by Rasiyuna, couldn't help but smile helplessly, the person in front of him in this ten years of human life, it seems that the majesty of God has been completely worn away by Ash~ Hawkers, although there seems to be no god from the beginning~ It's really an amiable god~
Just as Ibu was thinking about it, Rathyuna suddenly asked a question that brought it back to its senses.
"Na~~ Ebu-chan, you know...... How do humans produce offspring? ”
"Bouyi?" Blink and wink
"Although this body has all the physiology of a human woman, it ...... Don't say it's human, I don't even know how to give birth in a Pokémon state. ”
Looking at Rathyuna, who was blushing a little, Eevee blinked again, and then a small light bulb suddenly lit up above her head!
……
(So you called me to the hill?) Pikachu looked confused, his eyes closed, but the corner of his eye twitched as he sat in Rathyona's room.
"Because、Because Ibu-chan said that this kind of question can only be answered by a real 'adult' like Pikachu! After all, you've already had offspring with Pikachu the Spiky (the one that Superkry evolved from), haven't you? That's why I wanted to ask you. Rathyuna's face was solemn, and the little head of Eevee on the side was also little by little. Pikachu looks like a doctor of fertility in a white coat and thick glasses. (PS: Pinch his Pikachu look in the new trailer)
Perhaps unable to stand the "diligent and inquiring gaze" of the two, Pikachu finally opened his eyes and said, "(Alas, it's useless for you to ask me.) As you can see, we PMs are born out of eggs, and humans are born out of mothers' wombs. There is an essential difference between the two, and if you ask me how human beings give birth to offspring, I can't tell why...... All I know is ...... )”
"Only know what!?" Maybe you can only get a little bit of knowledge, but Rathyuna has no intention of letting it go.
(uh...... Pikachu was probably a little embarrassed, and said whimstruck, "(I only know that the night when humans give birth to offspring is called the Night of Candles in the Cave Room.) Damos and Mrs. Damos often spent such nights. )”
"Caves, cave rooms spend candle nights? Listen、It sounds a little full of fertility! How? ”
(I don't know about this pickup...... Really mound!! …… All right...... I only happened to wake up in the middle of the night when I heard what seemed to be the sound of Damos-san and Mrs. Damos gasping violently. Or, perhaps, human fertility is some kind of marathon-like heavy physical exercise! )”
"Horses, marathons? Call! Fortunately, I'm quite confident in my physical strength! ”
(But you can tell you exactly what kind of pickup it is.) )”
(I really don't know about Qiu...... Otherwise, Rathyuna, you go and ask Mrs. Damos? )”
"How can it be! I am the creator god! How can you ask how humans give birth to offspring!! ”
(Well, at this time, the inexplicable majesty of the god was burned...... )”
(So what the hell is going to do with the cloth?) )”
"Hmph~~" Rathyuna smiled proudly, as if to say, "This is my wisdom", stood up and said loudly: "Asking human beings is really detrimental to the majesty of our generation!" Then I'll just ask myself, won't I!! Just use my eyes that can look through the eyes of the future to see what I did on the day I got married to Ash!! ”
Pikachu Eevee: "(Eh, eh, can you do this??? )”
……
"Damn! That guy was too stingy to let me see it! Uh-huh, it's still this kind of barrier that emits bright light! Rasiyuna, who had just been temporarily blinded by the bright light, was rolling on the floor uncomfortably, and her "I have great wisdom" appearance just now was gone.
I don't know how long she rolled on the ground, Rasiyuna finally relieved herself, propped herself up, and couldn't help but say hatefully: "Damn guy, you don't let 'me' see it, and I won't let 'you' see it in the future!" ”
Pikachu and Eevee looked at each other, and it turned out that someone who had just rolled on the ground was to blame.
Feeling that he couldn't waste time on this issue, Pikachu couldn't help but divert the topic: "(Since this method doesn't work, then what should I do Pika?) )”
Unexpectedly, Rasyuna seemed to be confident, sat up straight, and said with a smug face: "Hmph, fortunately, I still have a plan B!" ”
(Plan B?) )”*2
"Originally, I didn't want to use it, but now it seems that there is no way! Only to see the birth process of Ash and other girls in the future in various parallel worlds! ”
"Pickup?!"
"Bouyiji?!"
In this way, Rathyuna began to steal her red fruit... Peep... Uh, bridal practice!