Chapter 8 Guanyin Lotus

Everyone didn't expect that the idiom "chiseling the wall and stealing the light" could be understood in this way, completely subverting people's traditional ideological and psychological views!

Originally, a famous historical figure who studied hard every day and made progress every day, after Hong Hezhang said this, he became a worthless, despicable and shameless robber and criminal in the blink of an eye......

What a ridiculous thing to do!

Hong Hezhang turned his head to look at Jin Yufei and asked with a smile, "Classmate Yufei, do you agree with these two unique opinions I said?"

"Teacher Hong, you think more thoughtfully, I only think of the first view, I think that Kuang Heng chiseled the wall to destroy other people's property, in fact, it is not right! I didn't expect Teacher Hong, you can think of the second view......" Jin Yufei was ashamed, her face was slightly red, and she said with an appreciative face. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "Now that I think about it, I also think what you said is very reasonable! Kuang Heng stole a book without the permission of others, which is indeed a kind of robbery. ”

"Haha, don't worry, I have a third opinion. Hong Hezhang said with a smile. This view is more powerful and reasonable than the first two views. ”

"Is there a third view?" Jin Yufei's eyes lit up, and she asked expectantly, "What is it?"

"As we all know, most idiom stories come from ancient times. Since it is a story, there are true and false, and almost all of them are added by posterity and passed on by word of mouth...... Then write it out. Whether it is really true or not, no one in the world can know. Hong Hezhang faced the class and said with a smile: "In that case, why don't we overturn the original story, add our own imagination based on the four words 'chisel the wall and steal the light' and the protagonist 'Kuang Heng', and then remake up a story that is both reasonable and interesting?"

"Classmate Yufei......" Hong Hezhang looked at Jin Yufei and asked with a smile: "You are not only a genius of Chinese studies, but also a beautiful writer, have you never thought of doing this?"

"Huh?" Jin Yufei's face flushed, feeling a little ashamed, and said, "I never thought of doing this!"

"Haha, it doesn't matter!" Hong Hezhang waved his hand and smiled: "After you listen to my new idiom story of 'chiseling the wall and stealing the light', you will definitely be very interested in this practice." ”

“……”

"My third opinion is ......" Hong Hezhang looked at the class, paused, smiled, and said endlessly: "Kuang Heng is actually a hooligan, a pervert, a pervert, and a voyeur......"

“……”

Quiet!

Deathly quiet!

Some boys with more flexible minds, when they heard Hong Hezhang say the word "voyeurism", they immediately knew what he was going to talk about next, and they couldn't help but be excited and curious!

When the girls heard the words "hooligan, pervert, pervert" and so on, their pretty faces instantly flushed!

Jin Yufei has a red face and red ears, and she is infinitely shy!

When Bai Xiangming heard the word "voyeurism", she immediately remembered the ambiguous and shameful thing that happened in the office before, and couldn't help glaring at Hong Hezhang angrily, and scolded in her heart, you are the real hooligan, pervert, pervert, voyeur......

"Why? Listen to me slowly!" Hong Hezhang said with a smile: "In my current opinion, Kuang Heng of the Han Dynasty 'chiseled the wall and stole the light' is actually not used to read books......"

"It's ......" Hong Hezhang paused, whetting everyone's appetite, and when some grumpy boys wanted to rush up and beat him, he suddenly smiled and said obscenely: "It's ...... Used to peek at women!"

Hahaha......

Almost all the male compatriots in the audience laughed tacitly, and their expressions became extremely obscene!

Lustful and curious are originally common problems for men!

It's the so-called "true colors of men"!

"Why? Do you know?" Hong Hezhang said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you don't know, let's think about the four words 'chisel the wall and steal the light', isn't the word 'light' in this very reminiscent? Tell me, what do you think of in your head? Speak freely, don't be restrained! Since it is a new concept and unique insights, it is certain that the public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable, and there is no standard answer, as long as the story is reasonable. ”

"Mr. Hong, I think of colorful ......"

"Mr. Hong, I think of the spring......

"Teacher Hong, I think of the ...... of a woman's body"

"Hahaha... Hahaha... Hahaha......"

The audience burst into laughter again!

In the end, this boy is too direct!

The girls in the class were more reserved, their faces were red, and no one dared to speak.

Therefore, at this time, almost all the boys were cheering and agreeing, as if they regarded Hong Hezhang as a fellow practitioner, and they couldn't help but feel a little more good for him!

I didn't expect this head teacher to be so bold and superb, and dare to openly preach these inappropriate things for children in the class, which is really in line with Lao Tzu's appetite!

Jin Yufei couldn't wait to dig a hole in the ground, but she didn't expect that she would put forward a new concept of assessment idiom stories and unique insights, and Hong Hezhang would be able to crook that aspect, which is too innovative, right?

At this time, Hong Hezhang's eyes were obscene, his smile was bad, and his previous chic and talented appearance was completely like two people!

Bai Xiangming looked at Hong Hezhang, and scolded again in her heart, this scoundrel has finally revealed his true face!

"Haha, it seems that everyone's thinking is also very innovative. Hong Hezhang said affirmatively: "Yes! In my new idiom story, the 'light' that chiseled the wall and steals the light refers to the 'spring light'. ”

When Kuang Heng chiseled open the wall, the room suddenly burst into spring. Hong Hezhang faced the whole class, his eyes were playful, his smile was uninhibited, he glanced at Bai Xiangming intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile: "What did Kuang Heng peep at?" haha...... Imagine for yourselves! I can't say much about this kind of thing that is not suitable for children!"

Bai Xiangming's cheeks suddenly became hot, thinking of Hong Hezhang seeing the video photos of himself and his daughter comforting each other in his computer in the office, and then seeing that he was now staring at himself with burning eyes like a substance, as if his whole body was completely presented in front of him naked at this time, Bai Xiangming really wanted to die!

If he didn't know about peeking at his computer, he wouldn't be so embarrassed, but now it's completely different!

Bai Xiangming thought to herself, should I tell my daughter about this? I don't think she'd do it! Otherwise, she would definitely be even more embarrassed!

Bai Xiangming looked at Hong Hezhang, and scolded again and again in her heart, this bastard, scoundrel......

"Yufei......" Hong Hezhang looked at Jin Yufei and asked with a smile: "My third insight should be unique and innovative enough, right?"

"It is undeniable! Mr. Hong's third opinion is indeed very unique and innovative! It's just ......" Jin Yufei blushed and whispered: "It's insulting to Sven!"

"Haha...... Kong Shengdu once said: 'Chromophobia'. Lust but not lewdness, human nature, human nature......" Hong Hezhang laughed, immediately changed the topic, and asked: "Yufei, now it should be my turn to come out with idioms to assess you, right?"

"Hmm!" Jin Yufei nodded and said happily: "Please ask Mr. Hong to answer the question!"

Hong Hezhang looked at Bai Xiangming and Jin Yufei, the best mother and daughter of "Big and Small Guanyin", the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and said with a smile: "This idiom I came up with is...... Guanyin Lotus!"

After everyone heard Hong Hezhang's words, they almost opened their mouths wide, dumbfounded, and had an expression of disbelief!

For a few seconds, the audience was dead silent, and the pins could be heard!

Guanyin Lotus is this idiom?

Everyone present knew that "Bai Xiangming" and "Jin Yufei", the two "best mothers and daughters", were known as "Big and Small Guanyin", and Hong Hezhang now openly said in front of them, "The word Guanyin Lotus, obviously contains the meaning of teasing!"

Jin Yufei's face turned pale! What does Teacher Hong want to do?

Bai Xiangming's face is thin and angry!This rascal is really tired and shameless!(To be continued.) )