Chapter 16: I Don't Touch There
For this question, Zhan Xingchuan couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
However, Ran Xixi didn't feel that she was asking too much, she knew very well that Zhan Xingchuan occasionally wore underwear at all in his pants in order to enjoy the relaxed feeling of vacuum.
When she knew this, she was also extremely surprised, and even said that he was perverted and mentally ill, and he would not wear underwear, and he was not at home.
Luckily, no one else knows, otherwise, they might have made some mess.
"Let me ask you, are you wearing panties!"
Seeing that Zhan Xingchuan didn't speak for a long time, Ran Xi thought that he was weak-hearted, so he couldn't help but raise his voice and asked loudly again.
He immediately covered his chest with his hands, and asked timidly: "What do you want to do to me? Do I have anything to do with you if I wear underwear or not? Female scoundrel, don't defile my pure body with filthy thoughts!"
“……”
Ran Xixi's eyes widened, thinking that there was something wrong with her hearing.
Is this man really mentally ill? He would actually say such shameless words! She was sure that the inside of his pants was not in a vacuum, so she dared to help him change out of his dirty pants, otherwise, when the pants were torn, the inside was empty, and she saw everything that should be seen and what should not be seen, and she was afraid of a needle's eye!
"You'd better hurry up, or you won't be able to put on clean clothes and pants when you leave! You don't mind going out naked, and I don't mind!"
She took a deep breath and grimaced.
It was really uncomfortable to wrap wet clothes around his body, Zhan Xingchuan let go, returned to normal, leaned on the wheelchair, and said lazily: "Of course I wear it, come out to see my son, how can I be so self-respecting?"
Ran Xixi sneered and snorted: "Oh, you still know the word 'self-respect', I thought that your life dictionary had already eliminated all the words related to etiquette, righteousness and shame." ”
Having said that, her hands were not idle, she squatted down first, took off Zhan Xingchuan's intact trouser leg first, and then slowly took off the injured leg.
She didn't dare to push too hard, but there was no way to take off the wet pants from his body without force, so Ran Xixi had to slowly increase her strength while asking softly: "Does it hurt?
Kneeling beside the wheelchair, Ran Xixi's movements revealed four words: be careful.
Zhan Xingchuan replied to her words, and after saying "it doesn't hurt" a few times, his expression immediately became evil again.
"Why do I think the conversation between the two of us sounds a little weird now? One asks if the other hurts, the other says it doesn't hurt, and you continue. ”
He blinked, his face dark.
Ran Xixi's attention was still on how to successfully take off this pants on the premise of making him not feel pain, so he didn't react for the time being. A few seconds later, when she reacted, she couldn't help but be angry and angry, and simply pulled it directly, and stripped half of Zhan Xingchuan's body clean - fortunately, there was also a pair of white boxers, thankfully, not Sao Bao's tight bullet panties.
"Take off your shirt yourself!"
She shouted angrily, then picked up the clean pants and continued to put them on his legs.
Zhan Xingchuan saw that she was really a little angry, and he didn't dare to provoke him anymore, so he quickly took off his shirt, but he still couldn't help but point to his abdomen and reminded: "You'd better wipe it with a towel for me, otherwise it will get dirty if you put it on cleanly." ”
Ran Xixi gave him a fierce look, turned around and went out.
When she returned, she had an extra basin of water in her hand with a new towel in it.
Wring out the towel, Ran Xixi spread out the towel and folded it in half, and began to wipe Zhan Xingchuan. As soon as her hand touched the flesh on his stomach, he trembled violently, and his chest rose and fell.
"Itchy ......"
Thirty-year-old man is still afraid of itching? Ran Xixi didn't believe in evil, so he directly wiped two more, this time Zhan Xingchuan trembled even more, and kept dodging backwards, and even groaned in his mouth: "It's too itchy......"
She threw the towel into the basin of water in anger and glared at him: "Is it over? I didn't squeak you, what are you laughing at?"
Zhan Xingchuan covered his lower abdomen with one hand, his face flushed, and he said embarrassedly: "On my whole body, only my belly is the most afraid of itching, don't you know? ”
After saying that, he really raised his arm, revealing his armpits, looking like "let you try".
Ran Xixi was stunned, and consciously clamped her arms, she couldn't be touched there at all, she would itch.
"Alright then, I'll be careful and wipe it clean as quickly as I can. But you have to endure it, don't shake it all the time!"
She frowned, wrung out the towel again, and quickly wiped the soup off her lower abdomen.
Then, Zhan Xingchuan put on his shirt.
Ran Xixi squeezed the towel again, took another dry towel, handed it to him together, and kept his eyes on his upper body as much as possible: "Wipe your thighs by yourself, I won't do it." ”
She didn't think there was anything wrong with her approach, and besides, she couldn't even wash off her underwear, so she made do with it first, and it didn't get too wet anyway.
"I don't get skin diseases......"
Zhan Xingchuan said with a sad face, he still feels puzzled, why Zhan Ruijue's hands don't shake early or late, but he poured all the bowl of soup on his key parts.
If he knew that this was Qiao Muling's idea for Zhan Ruijue, he would definitely force his son to cut off contact with her!
"You're pretty much the same as having an STD. ”
Ran Xixi snorted coldly, turned around and walked to the side.
There was a sound of rustling behind him, Zhan Xingchuan wiped the soup stains on his thighs, and dried them with a dry towel, and then pulled the trousers stuck in the leg socket upward, finally ensuring that he was at least neatly dressed.
"Alright. ”
He said sullenly.
"Did you ask Rui Rui to do this on purpose?"
Ran Xixi thought about it for a long time, and felt a little suddenly realized.
In the past two days, Zhan Ruijue has always pestered himself, asking him how he came to this world, and said that the kindergarten teacher gave the children a picture album, which talked about the birth of the baby.
She was a little confused, she didn't expect that the basic early childhood sex education for children in China would be done so early, although it was very correct, but it was still very difficult for her turn to actually operate.
searched, bought a few textbooks on the Internet, and gave Zhan Ruijue this lesson according to the cat.
She was just wondering if Zhan Ruijue drew inferences from one another, thinking that as long as she took off Zhan Xingchuan's pants and was alone with herself, she could successfully give birth to a child......
Thinking of this, Ran Xixi suddenly shuddered.
"I don't. Don't wronged good people. ”
Zhan Xingchuan was wearing Da Chen's clothes, which did not fit well, and looked a little ridiculous.
Glancing at her, he couldn't help but wonder, "Are you cold, why are you standing there shivering?"
Ran Xixi pursed his lips, did not answer Zhan Xingchuan's question, and rushed out of the door.
Sure enough, Zhan Ruijue stood on tiptoe at the door and looked back and forth. As soon as he saw Ran Xixi, he immediately showed a somewhat disappointed expression, as if he didn't want her to come out of the room so soon.
She walked over quickly, lifted Zhan Ruijue's collar, and said in a voice that only two people could hear as she walked: "You little slippery head! You dare to deliberately pour soup on your father's lap, what if it gets hot? Do you want me to follow your example tomorrow and pour a bowl of soup on you?"
Zhan Ruijue dangled in mid-air, his two lotus-like calves kicking back and forth, begging for mercy again and again.
"Mom, don't pour me! the soup is not hot, I put my fingers in it secretly, and it is not hot......"
He really didn't dare to hide it anymore, and explained with a sob: "In this way, there will be a baby, let Dad take off his pants, go back to the room with Mom, and wait for the night, Mom will have a baby in her belly...... That's what the book says...... Everybody knows ......"
Ran Xixi couldn't help but gasp, she really guessed it!
Who will take care of these precocious children now? Can we maintain a little of the innocence and innocence that children should have? Why do children of three or four years old now know how to "give birth"? It seems that the education of young children today will become more and more difficult, because it is becoming more and more difficult for children to deceive, and they can no longer explain the mystery of life with such a lame lie as "you are picked up in the garbage can."
She had no choice but to let go of her hand and put Zhan Ruijue first.
"Does mom have a baby in her belly?"
He carefully placed his palm on Ran Xixi's lower abdomen and asked seriously.
She gave him a blank look: "There is no baby, but there are a bunch of stinky farts! When you are angry, you are easy to let out stinky farts, do you know? ”
Zhan Ruijue quickly withdrew his little hand, and a look of disappointment flashed on his face, but he still nodded: "I want a baby, don't stinky fart." ”
Ran Xixi glanced at the restaurant and found that Da Chen and his wife and Sister Li were cleaning up together, and they were almost finished, so there was no need for her to do anything more.
She was thinking about whether to push Zhan Xingchuan out, and found that he actually came out on his own.
Several people laughed when they saw him wearing clothes that didn't fit well, and Sister-in-law Chen shouted: "I've put the clothes in the washing machine, and I can wear them after drying them in a while!"
Zhan Xingchuan thanked her, then beckoned to Zhan Ruijue, and continued to whisper with him.
The father and son were sneaky, although Ran Xixi was very curious, but he still couldn't pull his face to eavesdrop, so he had to sit on the sofa alone, playing with his mobile phone at will.
However, her ears were erected high, and she wished to grow a pair of clairvoyants to be able to hear what they were saying.
It's a pity that after another half an hour, Sister-in-law Chen brought over the clothes that had been washed and dried.
"Mr. Zhan, you can put it on. ”
Zhan Xingchuan answered, and before he could speak, Sister-in-law Chen had already stuffed her clothes into Ran Xixi's hand, and said with a smile: "I have to go with you, let's change it quickly." My Da Chen's clothes are so ugly, they make everyone ugly!"
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