Chapter 169: Witty as Fang Ze
Fang Ze walked out with these two cups, and saw that his parents were still showing affection, and he didn't even pay attention to him when he coughed twice, so he had to ask out loud. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Mom and Dad, what about the dog food that little Teddy eats, give me some." ”
"You're hungry. Wu Yani turned her head to look at Fang Ze, clapped her hands, and said, "Mom will make you something to eat, what do you want to eat." ”
"Wait. Fang Ze handed two cups of tea to his parents, of which the one handed to Wu Yani was green, and the one handed to his father was red.
"What is this?" Fang Jun picked up the cup and smelled it, and found that the aroma was pervasive, but he had never drunk this kind of tea before.
"I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy the best tea to make tea. Fang Ze said, "You two elders hurry up and drink it, it's good for your health." ”
"Why are you so like a liar, you shouldn't have been deceived by someone. ”
"How is it possible, it was recommended by a specially found expert, you two elders hurry up and drink it, you have to drink it all in one go. ”
"It smells good. Fang Jun sniffed it, and then wanted to take a sip gently, but he didn't expect that as soon as he drank this tea, the cells in his body seemed to have life, and he issued an extremely strong thirst, so that Fang Jun couldn't help but drink the whole cup of tea.
Feel comfortable!
This was Fang Jun's first feeling.
Wu Yani looked at Fang Jun's dry appearance, and asked suspiciously, "Is it so delicious?"
"Mom, don't you know if you take a sip?" Fang Ze persuaded.
"Okay. Wu Yani was also about to take a sip when she picked it up, but like Fang Jun, she couldn't help but drink the whole cup, and then sat on the sofa, feeling as if she was transforming.
"It's delicious. Fang Ze said, "It is said that this is tea made from tea leaves plucked from a refined tea tree." ”
"So mysterious?" Fang Jun obviously didn't believe it.
Fang Ze didn't answer, just snickered, and the first task back to his hometown was completed.
Of course, this is not an ordinary two cups of tea, this is the tea made by mixing the Zhu Guo and the fairy grass after Fang Ze asked Emperor Wa before, and after drinking it, he can completely absorb the two effects of the Zhu Guo and the fairy grass at the same time.
After returning home for one night, Fang Ze was going to set off to see his grandparents the next day. After saying hello to his parents, he went downstairs, and when he was just downstairs and ready to drive, he was greeted by a colorful long-haired beauty, Fang Ze subconsciously wanted to hide behind the car after seeing it, but he didn't expect that the long-haired beauty had already seen Fang Ze, and waved hello excitedly.
"Fang Ze, when did you come back? ”
"Just came back yesterday. Fang Ze couldn't hide from it, so he had to walk over.
"No advance notice. The beauty put one hand on Fang Ze's shoulder, patted Fang Ze's chest with the other, and then said, "Isn't it that you have developed recently, and you think that my status as an old tablemate is low, and you don't want to greet me anymore." ”
"How can I be? Fang Ze smiled, and then said, "Isn't this planning to come to you after seeing your relatives?" ”
That's right, the beauty in front of her is Fang Ze's tablemate, called Shi Ran, from junior high school to high school for six consecutive years, although Fang Ze's place is a small county, but there are seven or eight thousand students in each session, and in the case that neither of them has a special request to the teacher, they can still sit at the same table for six years, and the two are still a community, I have to say that it is also a kind of fate.
However, the reason why Fang Ze was a little afraid to see her was that the two had a relationship that was not entangled, although later they both said that they would be friends again and didn't care anymore, but Fang Ze was still a little guilty, after all, he was young back then, who didn't have a scum when he was young.
"Shi Ran, where are you going?" Fang Ze asked. Of course, the name Shiran is not called because of intimacy, but the surname of Shiran is a bit unique, and it is not good to call the full name.
"Go to the hospital for that physical examination and test report. Shi Ran turned to the left, saw the car keys in Fang Ze's hand and the jeep next to him, and asked, "This is your car." ”
"Friend's, borrowed, otherwise how could you hang a military card. ”
"That's just right. Shi Ran patted Fang Ze on the shoulder and said, "Take me to the hospital, I won't walk." ”
The two got into the car, sat Shiran in the co-pilot, looked at Fang Ze's bare muscles in short sleeves, poked his fingers a little curiously, and then said.
"Hell, what are you doing now, how have you trained your muscles, and you're no longer the little kid who cried behind my ass. ”
"Whoever cried behind your ass, don't spread rumors, more than 500 people will go to jail if they hear it. ”
"Is there really not?" Shi Ran looked at Fang Ze, who had already started the car, and said, "Do you remember the time you ate pears in junior high school?"
"Brother, I was wrong, don't say it, I was really wrong. Fang Ze immediately motioned with his eyes to stop talking about Shiran.
Fang Ze basically had no stains when he was a student, but he didn't do anything particularly embarrassing.
But basically the absence of this word shows that Fang Ze still has one or two things.
In fact, there was only one time, in the second year of junior high school, Fang Ze was reading the newspaper at home alone, and a news story said that someone stuffed a light bulb into his mouth, but he couldn't take it out, and finally had to go to the hospital to break it before taking it off.
Fang Ze didn't believe in evil at that time!
How could something that could be stuffed in not be removed?
So Fang Ze instinctively felt that it was fake news, so he wanted to give it a try.
At that time, people with wit like Fang Ze, even when they were in junior high school, had a very high IQ.
He won't do this kind of thing like stuffing the light bulb, what if he is nervous and bites and his mouth. So, witty, he found a plow about the size of a light bulb and stuffed it into his mouth.
And then, and then it can't be taken out!
At that time, Fang Ze was discouraged, he didn't expect that what was said on the news was true, and when he thought that he was likely to be on the news because of this, he almost cried in a hurry.
At this time, Shi Ran came to play with him, and when he heard a knock on the door, he quickly opened the door, and then danced at Shi Ran, asking her to find a way to take the plow down.
But the first reaction of this little girl was to squat on the ground and laugh vigorously, until a long time later, she let Fang Ze sit on the sofa, and then after she tried to get it out with her hands, she took a spoon from the kitchen and asked Fang Ze to squat on the ground, and then she ate most of the plow with a spoon and spoon, and Fang Ze spit out the plow.
From that day on, Fang Ze, who was only in the second year of junior high school, said to Shi Ran very much, "You gave me this life, whoever dares to provoke you in the future, even if I fight hard, I will protect you." ”