The business seat of the bullet train is very comfortable, and the four-and-a-half-hour drive is just enough to get some sleep. There were very few people in the cabin, and for some reason, they were all in one area.

The aunt on the left has been chattering crookedly, criticizing the service attitude of the flight attendants, criticizing the hot water not boiling, criticizing Jianye's in-laws for the second-hand house she bought for her daughter, in short, she has been complaining. The beautiful eldest sister with the children on the right has been encouraging the naughty little guy to explore the whole train, and the most annoying thing is actually the child's father. The dude seemed to just want to squint. But the woman urged him to play with the child for a while.

When a woman is over thirty years old, she will evolve into a terrible creature, regardless of whether she is still young and beautiful, it is a metamorphosis that begins with a state of mind. Zou Haibin has been saying that Miao Ruolin is not as good as before, but in fact, this kid is still too tender, and he doesn't know that a twenty-year-old girl is a wild camellia, and you don't care whether she cares about her will bloom unscrupulously. And a thirty-year-old woman is a peony flower, and she has to take more careful care to be graceful and luxurious.

This guy seems to be the same as Zou Haibin and is also an incomprehensible character.

Sitting in front was a middle-aged man, fat and thin, with gray hair, a turtleneck, and a bit of a literati style. Gu Tianyou felt that he was like the kind of obscene old man who was ready to shoot at an ignorant female student at any time. The man's eyes were shining, and he was always looking at every young beauty that appeared in his sight.

There are no people or things to pay special attention to, it should be just a dull journey.

The moment Gu Tianyou squinted and relaxed, the middle-aged man suddenly turned around, and a strange look shot out of his eyes, and Gu Tianyou was in a trance for a moment.

This was the beginning, and the next second, the aunt, who had been noisy, pulled out a pistol, and the water gun in the hand of the naughty little child was aiming at it. And his mother had an extra handkerchief in her hand.

The man who didn't understand the amorous style didn't raise his head and said, "Mr. Gu, when we meet for the first time, I'm Ji Chaoen." He added: "Listen to my advice, don't act rashly, otherwise the consequences are not something you can afford." ”

A perfect kill with no flaws. It is worthy of being the leader of the eight overseas industries, and the shot is really extraordinary. Gu Tianyou's heart sank slowly. He opened his eyes, looked around, sighed, and asked, "How did you target me?"

Ji Chaoen said: "I received the news, I know that you have come back from the south, and I have been paying attention to your information, we already knew it when you used your ID card to buy a ticket, so we arranged this bureau, I hope you can understand your current situation and don't act rashly." ”

The pretty eldest sister said: "It is almost impossible to hack into the computer system of the railway department. ”

Gu Tianyou glanced at the child and asked, "Who is this?" This person looked like a seven or eight-year-old child, holding a plastic water gun in his hand.

Ji Chaoen introduced: "He is the old man, and he has followed me for many years. ”

Gu Tianyou set his eyes on the noisy aunt again. Ji Chaoen introduced: "This is Ali. Pointing at the gray-haired middle-aged man, he said, "Ghost Eye Du Lie." The beautiful eldest sister introduced herself: "Fragrant cat Bai Xue." Gu Tianyou smiled and asked Lao Gao: "What is in your water gun?"

The old tall and immature child's voice said in a swishing tone: "You won't like the taste of it spraying on your skin." ”

Ji Chaoen said: "Mr. Cao has missed you for a long time. ”

"It's true that this bastard hates me to death, so you are doing things with money?" Gu Tianyou asked rhetorically: "You solved the Gu worm on Cao Xu's body?"

Ji Chaoen nodded and said, "It's just a child and mother worm, it's not difficult." ”

As the old saying goes, a punch to a person needs to be defended against a kick. The former took advantage of Cao Xu, and now it was expected that he would trouble coming to the door, but not many people knew about going to Yanjing by train, Le'er and Ziqi could be absolutely trusted, and another insider was Jiang Fei. This little girl is ghostly, and her actions cannot be inferred according to common sense, which is difficult to say.

Gu Tianyou sighed and said, "I have nothing to say when I fall into this field, put all the guys away, I will cooperate." ”

Ji Chaoen sneered, took out a small box from his arms, and when he opened it, there was a small black pill inside, he picked one up with tweezers, sent it to Gu Tianyou's mouth, and said, "Eat it, we will withdraw this formation, otherwise don't blame our subordinates for being ruthless." ”

Taking medicine is better than taking bullets, Gu Tianyou took one bite without hesitation, looked up and asked, "Is this the expired chocolate you brought back abroad?"

Bai Xue leaned over, her fingertips swiped over Gu Tianyou's cheek, and said with a grin: "Little handsome guy, are you still pretending to be calm here? This thing is much stronger than expired chocolate." Gu Tianyou looked at her sideways and said with a smile: "No matter how strong you are, you can't compare to your sister's eyes, if it weren't for the hostility, I really want to have a friendship cannon with you." ”

Bai Xue's face turned cold, and the handkerchief in his hand rushed to Gu Tianyou's face with a fragrant breeze.

This thing seems ordinary, but the aroma is strong and strange, and it is clear and secret. Ordinary people don't know the mystery, and it's easy to understand the way.

Gu Tianyou grabbed her wrist like lightning, and dragged her whole person into his arms with a pull. Nephrite Wen Xiang laughed while holding it in her arms, and raised her leg to kick the old high upside down. Just hugged Bai Xue like this, and used her as a weapon to smash at the ghost-eyed Du Lie. This Du Lie is good at hypnosis, a big living person of more than 100 catties was thrown over, and he only knew how to subconsciously reach out to block it. was knocked to the ground.

Gu Tianyou's whole person suddenly bounced up from his seat, and in the blink of an eye, he jumped in front of Ali, who was pulling out a gun, and snatched the gun in her hand. When he turned around, the pistol had already resisted Ji Chaoen's head.

These few rabbits rise and fall, and the action is done in one go. Ji Chaoen didn't seem to react, he slapped his hand twice, and said: "It is worthy of being the contemporary phoenix wing selected by Hu Sanchang, and his skills are indeed good, but it's a pity that you have already eaten my voodoo, this is the unique secret recipe of the gypsy witch, and the so-called antidote to all poisons in the outer eight elements has no effect." ”

The overseas branch of the Outer Eight Elements has been adrift in Europe for many years, and it is not surprising that it has absorbed the unique skills of some foreign gangsters.

Gu Tianyou dared to eat the poison he gave without care, also because of his confidence in the detoxification effect of python gall and hyacinth blood. But this time there was another reason.

Ji Chaoen had no fear, Gu Tianyou held the gun, stood there, glanced at the other people in the carriage, seemed to be suddenly restless, then staggered, drank too much, his face changed, he let out a long breath, slowly retreated to his seat, the hand holding the gun was weakly placed on the armrest, staring at Ji Chaoen intently, and sighed: "I have eaten python gall, I thought that I had already been invulnerable to all poisons, but I didn't expect that it was still your way, what kind of poison is this?

Ji Chaoen sneered: "You are already very good. ”

Gu Tianyou fell backwards and said, "I have nothing to say when I am planted in your hands, let's say, what do you want when you are trying to catch me?"

Ji Chaoen snorted lightly and said, "You are clever, there is really one thing that you have to do to spare your life, do you want to live or die?"

Gu Tianyou said: "I've always been greedy for life and afraid of death. ”

"It's good to be greedy for life and afraid of death. Ji Chaoen said: "I like to deal with people who are greedy for life and afraid of death, and only I have the antidote to the poison you eat." ”

"Cao Xu wants to kill me, but you want me to live, you take people's money and people to eliminate disasters, don't you worry about him making trouble for you?"

"So I'm going to have to give you a different look before I use you. Ji Chaoen said, stretched out his hand to pinch Gu Tianyou's chin, squinted his eyes and said: "Fenglou three uniques, the first is the disguise change technique, which is divided into male and female techniques. The female art remained in the country. ”

"Among the two, the female technique is simpler, the woman is born with soft bones, and the medicinal properties are easily absorbed, as long as the medicine is used before the girl's eighteen changes begin, it will be relatively easy; ”

Gu Tianyou said: "Say, what do you need me to do? Tell me, maybe you don't need to change me into another appearance at all, I don't think it's as simple as forcing me to learn such a troublesome thaumaturgy just to hide from a Cao Xu." ”

Ji Chaoen took out a small gourd carved from white jade from his arms, opened the lid, and a fishy and pungent smell came out.

"This pill is made by picking the flippers of the first wheat goose in August, the rectum of the cartilage worm, the hundred-year-old daughter red Shao wine, and the thorns of the moon-worshipping yellow eel, which are mixed and refined when the moon is full. ”

As Ji Chaoen spoke, he split a big red date-like pill into two, half of it was stuffed into Gu Tianyou's mouth, and the other half was mixed with rootless water and smeared on Gu Tianyou's face. He also said: "The moon worship yellow eel is highly poisonous, the hundred-year-old daughter red will send this toxin to the face, the cartilage worm feeds on sour grass, its rectal acid resistance is the best, the residue in the rectum is the most concentrated plant acid in the world, the flippers of the wheat goose are big living things, it has the miraculous effect of rebuilding the body, the biggest disadvantage of this pill is that you have to endure the pain of acid numbness and itching that is unbearable for ordinary people." ”

The adult bean goose is called the wheat goose, and the first one is the head goose in the goose array.

Gu Tianyou smiled: "No wonder it tastes so disgusting, it turns out that insect feces are added to it." ”

Ji Chaoen said coldly: "You can be happy while you are still in the mood to joke, you will know the taste when the medicine is turned on your face, endure it for twenty-four hours, this thaumaturgy will be counted, but the surname Gu, don't be happy too early, you must know that over the years, dozens of core brothers of my overseas branch of the Eight Elements have not endured it, one by one, they either scratch their faces to pieces, or they are tied up there to die of pain, if you really survive, I also respect you as a man!"

Gu Tianyou suddenly sighed, and said in a strange tone: "I also ate things, and I pretended to be stupid, Miss Jiang, you should tell me why you are playing with me so much now, right?"