Yang Yi didn't know how much of a sensation his cover of announcing his love for you to the world had caused, especially after listening to the version he sang, he confessed countless times, and the success rate was amazing, all because a guy used this song as the background when he confessed, and as a result, the girl kept recalling everything the boy did for him in her mind, and finally cried silently, and agreed on impulse, as for the afterword, who knows. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

According to incomplete statistics, starting from the first song Yang Yi sang by Yang Yi at the same table, more than 400 people have pretended to be Yang Yi, but all of them have been recognized, no one can sing Yang Yi's feelings, let alone resonate with the audience.

And Yang Yi has also been praised to a new height, regardless of men and women, young and old, they all know that Yang Yi sings very well, and it is very similar to knowing whether he is a man or a woman, and he can't find it without a reverse search, the name Yang Yi is still quite popular, and both men and women can be called. For this reason, a group of Yang Yi's fans organized a group, called Looking for Me Yang! Zhou Yunhai is also a member of the group, and he still thinks that "Yang Yi" is actually Yang Yi's stage name.

Because of the income of 320,000 yuan, Yang Yi's pocket swelled, so the first thing he did was to go to eat, and this money was his reserve fund, to put it bluntly, it was for him to eat, the system has been in demand more and more recently, and he always waited for Yang Yi to come to the stage to show his face, before thinking of how to solve Zhou Yunhai, Yang Yi did not plan to disclose his identity, because it was possible to invite death! No need to ask, the murderer must be surnamed Zhou.

The days of eating, drinking and no homework passed quickly, and before I knew it, it was the day before school started, and the three bastards in the dormitory had not yet come, and there was also a night of self-study at night, and as a result, they all had a cold and fever as if they had discussed, and they all had a cold and fever and stomach trouble, anyway, they asked Yang Yi to help ask for leave, what else could Yang Yi say, he could only agree.

In order to reward himself for being righteous enough, Yang Yi decided to ask himself to masturbate and be full!

Seeing Yang Yi coming from afar, the owner of the barbecue stall was trembling, last time this skinny young man came to bake everything that could be baked at home, but the people were not full, he almost roasted himself, but today I saw him again, the owner of the barbecue stall was very excited, I just hope that Yang Yi is just passing by, even if he makes money, he can't work hard, and he may exhaust himself to death by doing his business!

Seeing that Yang Yi had already sat down in his stall, the boss closed his eyes, thinking that he should have come, and then ordered a few waiters to set up another grill, and by the way, all the materials that had just entered the warehouse were moved out.

"Boss first bring me a hundred skewers of mutton, and you can watch the rest of the grill yourself, if you don't have any elements, you want meat!" The boss wiped the sweat on his head, fortunately, the mutton skewers have been grilled a lot, and they can be eaten directly after a little heat, and at the same time they are ruthless, don't you let me bake them casually, Lao Tzu is playing with you today, I don't believe that Lao Tzu can't bake you on two grills!

Eating skewers, listening to the people around him discussing the other two songs that announced their love for you to the world and sang to themselves, they didn't think it was fake, Yang Yi, as a sixteen-year-old boy with strong blood, couldn't want to be in the limelight, especially he also wanted Meng Yao, who was far away, to know his recent situation, but as soon as he thought of Zhou Yunhai's madness, his calves cramped, and he shook his head or skewered first.

"Yang Yi!" was thinking about things, and was suddenly slapped on the shoulder, Yang Yi was so excited that he almost didn't stab him in the face with the stick in his hand, but fortunately he didn't, because the person who came was Yang Yi's head teacher, Zhang Zidong.

"The kid has a good life, I'll see what I want, why is there only mutton skewers? Do bear children want to eat more vegetables? The boss will come to ten skewers of grilled leeks!" Zhang Zidong unceremoniously squeezed around Yang Yi, and picked up Yang Yi's mutton skewers and gnawed them, if this guy wasn't his own homeroom teacher, Yang Yi would dare to skewer him and roast him! The animals in the dormitory didn't dare to grab food from themselves!

Spit out a piece of uncooked meat, Yang Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Boss, you don't seem to be supplementing vitamins, I think you look like an aphrodisiac." Zhang Zidong's cheekiness was outrageous, he didn't care about Yang Yi's ridicule, and waved his hand to ask for four big waists. Zhang Zidong smiled evilly and said: "Boy, don't blame the teacher for not warning you, men must pay attention to tonic, especially at your age, it is the time to grow your body, and you will eat two more strings of big waist tonic supplements, and you will thank the teacher in the future!"

"You pull it down, you are a kidney deficiency, be careful that you can't satisfy my sister-in-law to go back and buy you a green hat!" Zhang Zidong said angrily: "Do you talk to the teacher like this? I am your homeroom teacher!" Yang Yi pouted and said: "I haven't met a teacher who teaches students to "take supplements", you are the first, do you drink?" Zhang Zidong waved his hand: "If you don't drink, you will have a class meeting in the evening." ”

The two of them ate for a while, Zhang Zidong was already full, Yang Yi was still eating, the ground was full of chicken wing bones, and two lamb leg bones, and the boss was already going mad. Looking at the head teacher's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, Yang Yi said helplessly: "Teacher, I don't know the recipe for aphrodisiac, I'm still a virgin, but I suggest that you still pay attention to your body, otherwise it will be too late when you turn around and pee and pee." ”

Yang Yi, who was slapped in the face, spit out the mutton in his mouth for several meters, and Zhang Zidong said angrily: "Who asked you this! honest, why do you have a bad stomach? I think you are the worst one in your dormitory!" Yang Yi rubbed his head and said: "Don't talk nonsense, the dog-headed military master in our dormitory is Yang Tonglin, and that is a bad stomach!"

"Okay, I'll tell you straight, I'm going to arrange a table for you, you can help me take a good look. "Is it all the fuss about arranging a table with you?" Yang Yi's sensitive sense of smell sniffed out the uneasy factor. vigilantly: "It shouldn't be just a trivial matter at the same table, right?" Zhang Zidong may be more irritable, and he just said that he couldn't drink, but now he actually beckoned for a bottle of beer.

I poured half a bottle in one go, and then said with a flushed face: "Made's bad luck is dead!" "My sister-in-law won't really steal people, right?" Do you want me to call the whole class to help you...""Get out! Lao Tzu will tell you the right thing!" Yang Yi threw away the bones in his hand, began to nibble on a string of chicken wings again, and looked at Zhang Zidong innocently.

"I said you're starving to death and reincarnated, can't you wait for me to finish eating?" "You know, I'm low blood sugar. The father-in-law covered his head and said in annoyance: "Why are you all going to Lao Tzu's class? Who did I recruit to provoke whom?" Yang Yi said speechlessly: "I should be normal, right?" "Do you know that you weren't assigned to our class at the beginning, you were shoehorned in by a certain bastard as a gift, and now you fucking give me this set, I think Lao Tzu is easy to bully, right?"

As he spoke, he drank a lot, definitely not a bottle of beer, but a bunch of more, and he was already a little drunk because he was in a hurry. "Yang Yi, you must find a backer in the future, no matter how big or small, as long as you are a little bigger, then you won't feel that you are a soft persimmon. Zhang Zidong spoke with his tongue wide and was about to cry.

"Teacher, what kind of person is it, does it give you a headache like this?" "It's a neurosis, it's really sick, why don't you stay at home and what if you hurt other students?" While Zhang Zidong was still a little conscious, Yang Yi hurriedly asked: "What kind of neurosis?" "Autism plus rage, I abuse myself when I'm irritable, I'm depressed, why doesn't anyone pity me?"

Yang Yi was shocked: "No, why would the school accept such a person? She should stay in the hospital or at home." Zhang Zidong laughed miserably: "It's not that people have a good uncle, but they are retired and retired, and they are all retired and meddle indiscriminately, old and immortal things!" Yang Yi said with a bitter face: "Why did you throw trouble at me if you were uncomfortable?"

Zhang Zidong grabbed Yang Yi's hand and asked, "Yang Yi, are we brothers?" "To be precise, we have a teacher-student relationship. As long as you help the teacher take care of this student, you will be covered with something in the future!" After speaking, without waiting for Yang Yi to refuse, he staggered and stood up: "Boss checkout!" The owner of the barbecue stall was smoked into a black monkey, showing a mouthful of white teeth and said: "A total of eight hundred and six, I will give you a discount, and give eight hundred and five." ”

"What! You tease me! What do you want to eat here, you want more than 800, you also see that I am a bully, right?" Zhang Zidong had already drunk too much, and directly collapsed on the boss and fell asleep. Yang Yi smiled bitterly and helped Zhang Zidong to himself, and asked, "Boss, can you swipe the card, I don't have enough cash." "Yes, bring the crash!"

It's definitely not that he was hacked by the boss, Yang Yi has calculated, a lot of things he wants are almost this price, plus a case of beer, the boss really gave himself a beating. After paying the money, Yang Yi sighed deeply, he would still invite himself to eat less in the future, this way of eating, 320,000 yuan will not last long, and he still has to find a way to transfer money!

Yang Yi left with Zhang Zidong on his back, and the owner of the barbecue restaurant thought proudly: "Lao Tzu's skills in the past five years have not been practiced in vain, and you kid still can't praise Lao Tzu!" Unexpectedly, Yang Yi came back again, pointed to the remaining things on the table and said to the boss: "Help me pack it, I want to take it away." Before leaving, he said to the boss: "Boss, your skills are amazing, I will come often in the future." ”

The boss's heart trembled: "Child, let's change the place where the stall is set up, if this kid comes often, I won't be able to last a few days!" The boss shook her thick waist and said: "Fart! You can't throw anything away in such a good place, I know that you are tired today, the old lady will treat you well tonight!" The boss ran away: "You dead girl wants me to die, right! Hurry up and go home, I'm tired to death!"