Chapter 169: God's Bastard Son
After going home for two days, Yang Yi should start preparing for school again, and he was taken care of by Yuanyuan as a young master, and he bought clothes that were pleasing to the eye, and when he realized that he could bargain, he had already paid. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoFour pairs of underwear and two coats took less than twenty minutes, and if you bring Yuanyuan, it might take two hours, she is a very picky person.
Yuanyuan didn't call, and I couldn't contact her, so I'm really worried. I found a place by the window, ordered a cup of ice cream and started eating, the asphalt road outside was a little stained with shoes, I don't know what God wants to do.
"You're pretty laid-back, aren't you?" No need to ask, this voice is too familiar, Wang Xiaolei. "Sister Xiaolei, I haven't seen you for a long time." It's really been a long time since I saw him, I haven't seen him for nearly a year, and Yang Yi thought that Tianyu had forgotten about him. Wang Xiaolei sat down and ordered a cup of coffee, and her big eyes ploughed on Yang Yi as if they were substance, making Yang Yi uncomfortable.
twisted twice and said: "Sister, don't look at me like this, I know I'm sorry for you, am I not idle now, what is there to greet you, I am idle to death now." When Yang Yi said this, he was very uncertain, because he didn't know if Wang Xiaolei would reactivate himself. Wang Xiaolei snorted lightly, picked up the coffee and drank it quietly, and did not speak.
"Hello, help serve two macarons, don't be too sweet." Wang Xiaolei is definitely not a woman with a big mouth, but she has to take a bite of macarons, and she looks at Yang Yi viciously while eating, as if she is eating Yang Yi. "Sister Xiaolei, you won't be like this, I don't want to do this, if you don't like me, can't I go?" Yang Yi said that he actually stood up.
It's almost out of the store Wang Xiaolei is still eating, there is no intention of keeping it at all, Yang Yi really can't hold it anymore, he ran back in two steps, grabbed Wang Xiaolei's hand and cried: "Sister, if I don't take you to play like this, why don't you pull me!" Wang Xiaolei finally spoke: "Why am I pulling you, a dead person with no conscience?" After the plan is done for you, you can't come out of the hospital, should you call me when you come out! ā
"Eldest sister, I don't want to, you don't know how old-fashioned my master is, I just went for a year, I can take my mobile phone for a while before going to bed every day, and the rest of the time is either drinking medicine soup or dispensing medicine, I really get up earlier than the chicken, and sleep later than the dog!" Wang Xiaolei pulled her hand back irritably, and slapped Yang Yi's head with her hand: "Don't mention your master to me, I'm annoyed!" ā
Yang Yi instantly covered Wang Xiaolei's mouth, looking around like a thief, no need to ask Wang Xiaolei is definitely angry, the anger in the big eyes doesn't need to be said to know at a glance. "Sister Xiaolei, you don't know, I still have a senior sister like Lori, who is twenty-two and looks like fourteen or fifteen, and she is still a pervert, extremely obsessed with the master, whoever says bad things about the master will definitely be made worse by her, you better not talk nonsense, I'm not sure if she's around."
"Made, I'm bored, let's go, find a secluded place to talk!" Wang Xiaolei got up and left, and Yang Yi helped her carry her bag very doggedly and followed behind.
This time, I found a slightly more high-end tea restaurant and asked for a private room. Yang Yi pushed the menu in front of Wang Xiaolei and said, "Sister, you can order as you like, I'll treat you today." "It's not polite at all, I ordered everything on the menu as long as I could eat, and in the end I couldn't even put down the table.
"How does your senior sister maintain it?" I never thought that Wang Xiaolei would suddenly say such a sentence, and Yang Yi almost squirted out the juice. "Ahem, I haven't seen her maintain, my master said it was a matter of physique." Wang Xiaolei touched her face and said with self-pity: "Alas, I am twenty-eight years old, and there are more and more wrinkles, what should I do in the future!" "No, no, how can there be a little wrinkle, sister, you are still very young."
Which woman doesn't like sweet words, even if she knows that Yang Yi is pleasing her, Wang Xiaolei is very happy, and said angrily: "How can it be as good as you say, you can coax me!" "It's the best thing to climb along the pole, Yang Yi twisted his butt and sat next to Wang Xiaolei, and twisted: "Sister Xiaolei, how do you think I should return to the audience's field of vision?" ā
"Hmph, this is you, if you change the bastard and dare to fish for three days and dry the net for two days, the old lady will not only fire him, but also trample him to death, the old man has commanded at the beginning, as long as you want to make your debut, I will fully support you."
"Great! I have to thank the old man! "Then you gave him the Qing Dynasty Jin Si Nan Maitreya Buddha?" "Ahem, then what sister, you try this pizza, it tastes so good!" Wang Xiaolei poked Yang Yi's scalp with her finger and said, "Look at your little bit of talent!" By the way, where did you go to? "Kyoto University."
"You kid can, you can be admitted to Beijing University without going to school every day, your sister and I didn't get into it with a lot of effort, but my sister still didn't starve herself to death!" "Yes, yes, academic qualifications are not very useful, it still depends on personal charm." This sentence may have been said in Wang Xiaolei's heart, patted Yang Yi and laughed: "That's right, that's right!" It's the charisma that counts! ā
Okay, this is settled, but Yang Yi also paid a little price, and he can't disappear at every turn in the future, and there are still some contracts. Then Wang Xiaolei promised to help Yang Yi arrange to participate in a reality show, and now there are a number of domestic reality shows that are popular, and there are all kinds of reality shows everywhere, even children's programs, I don't know if I lack heart.
After discussing the time of the interview, the two decided to go for a big meal.
"Sister Xiaolei, you didn't drive today?" Wang Xiaolei said with a parasol: "No, every day I either take the car or the elevator, both legs are almost furnished, I don't take the car today, I just rely on two legs." Yang Yi took out a magnetic card and said, "Otherwise, let's use a bicycle, right?" "Yes, I've long wanted to experience the elegance of being carried by a handsome guy."
The public bicycle has only been used for less than a week, and Yang Yi also went to get one, and he doesn't have a car, so it's a lot more convenient to have a bicycle. Waiting for Wang Xiaolei to sit down, Yang Yi kicked up leisurely, anyway, just after eating, it was considered to be a post-meal exercise, a table of fast food, Wang Xiaolei basically didn't move, and let Yang Yi eat it.
Boulevard, people flow endlessly, most of them are riding battery cars or little sheep, most of them have no expression on their faces, occasionally meet students in twos and threes, their expressions are vivid, and they have to abandon a lot of things when they step into society. Wang Xiaolei, who was sitting in the back seat, slowly put her hand around Yang Yi's waist, her head resting on Yang Yi's back, the breeze blew her hair, but it was very comfortable, although it was still a little hot, it was more vivid than the air conditioning wind.
"It seems that I really should get married, boy, otherwise you will dump Yuanyuan and marry your sister, okay?" Wang Xiaolei asked playfully. What's going on lately, Peach Blossom Luck exploded? Why is it that a woman comes to this with herself? "You pull it down, Yuanyuan is very good, gentle and considerate, sometimes a little confused, but I have recognized her in my life, marry a beautiful daughter-in-law like you, I don't feel at ease when I go out."
This is to change flowers to praise her for her beauty, but I didn't expect Wang Xiaolei to pinch a small piece of flesh on Yang Yi's waist and twist it up, and asked viciously: "Sister is a water-based Yang Hua woman in your eyes!" Well? "It really hurts to pinch here, Yang Yi's painful face twitched, and he grinned with his teeth: "I didn't mean that, slip of the tongue!" Tongue! "Well, I finally escaped.
"Yang Yi, have you ever thought about what you should do if Yuanyuan dumps you and runs away with someone else?" Wang Xiaolei obviously felt that Yang Yi's whole body tensed up, and then relaxed. "Whoever seduces Yuanyuan, I'll kill him! There are so many ways to make people die silently. Although Yang Yi was laughing, Wang Xiaolei felt a little cold, this guy was definitely not joking!
That's right, Yang Yi is telling the truth, he really hasn't thought about this problem before, but as soon as Wang Xiaolei asked, Yang Yi's first reaction was how to kill that person? If you "miss" and kill someone, the third master shouldn't let himself squat inside, right? If the brakes fail and kill him, 10 million should be enough to compensate, right? It should be okay to use acupuncture to break his vitality and let him slowly exhaust and die, right?
And also......
Wang Xiaolei shuddered fiercely, slapped Yang Yi and said, "You are too dark, aren't you?" "And what do you want me to do? With tears in his eyes, duplicity blessed the two of them, and then went to drink and decadence himself? It's simply impossible! Yuanyuan is a pig raised by me, whoever dares to reach out will be hacked to death! ā
"Alas! The two of you are really a match made in heaven, I also asked Yuanyuan this question when you were hospitalized last time, guess what Yuanyuan said? "How?" "Her answer is even more extreme than yours, she said that either you and her continue to live, or she will become a ghost and haunt you!" "Hahaha! We're both perverts, well, that's what husband and wife look like! ā
Wang Xiaolei pouted and said: "I found that you have too much shit luck, people say that someone sent a pillow when you were sleepy, you simply gave a house, you broke up with the media at the beginning, but you went to sing, so that someone spontaneously organized to help you denounce, and finally the media succumbed, and then I took you to see the third master, just holding a fluke in my heart, who would have thought that your grandfather actually had a lifelong friendship with the third master, you must be God's illegitimate son, to be honest, are you hanging?" ā
The last sentence really made Yang Yi sweat, Wang Xiaolei got to the point, she really hung up, or the most awesome system hanging! "Huh! Why are you sweating so much, disgusting to death, don't run around, let's just find a place to eat something, where are you going to take me? "It's almost there, Beijing Yipinxuan has opened a branch in our place, Brother Hu gave me a membership card, let's go and try it, I really say that their soup is the best"