In addition to being funny, Oscar's favorite thing is nostalgia.

There's no way, the core members of the academy just like this set, so each Oscar has arranged a large period of time for nostalgia.

To be honest, for most people, this paragraph always feels like chewing wax.

As a result, the person in charge of Nielsen, who is responsible for counting the ratings, has been in pain, because the number of viewers has been declining since the nostalgic link.

"The North American viewership has dropped from 34 million at the beginning to 31 million... 29 million, no, it has fallen below 2500, creating the lowest rating record in the past ten years! ”

Fortunately, the Oscar organizing committee knew that no one would be interested in this paragraph, and as soon as the nostalgic link passed, the best supporting actor was immediately awarded.

Traditional British actor Mark Rylens took the stage to accept the award with almost no hairline.

In "Bridge of Spies", the Soviet spy portrayed by Mark Rylance is a dramatic powerhouse with deep skills and introverted temperament, which is well deserved.

Then, something happened that made Shen Lin feel ashamed.

Let's popularize science, every Oscar will invite an accountant who will do the vote statistics for the Oscars in the middle of the process, usually either PwC or Ernst & Young, but this time I called three Asian children and made a joke.

He also said that these are the three most dedicated, accurate and hard-working representatives sent by PwC.

At the end of this passage, Locke continued: "If anyone is upset with my joke, tweet on your phones, which were also made by these kids." ”

This is a typical insult!

The crowd laughed happily.

Ay! On the one hand, it flaunts freedom and democracy, and on the other hand, it sets up all kinds of obstacles, black people can make racist jokes, white people can't, and Asians can't!

"Don't give me a chance to be on stage!"

……

"I'm going to it, what does it mean?"

"Do you discriminate against us Asians?"

"it!"

There is no doubt that the domestic audience has fried the pot.

Before the climax, Sasha Byron Cohen took the stage and said, 'Work hard, little yellow cock!' ’

A bunch of people simply shut down the live stream.

Go to Nima, this is also called whitewashing racial discrimination?

There are still many people waiting for Shen Lin to take the stage with a longing mood.

The facts did not disappoint them either.

It's finally time to award the best foreign language film, and the guests are Lee Byung-hun and Sophia Vergara.

"Good evening everybody, this year's nominees for Best Foreign Language Film show us the power of cinema to transport us through time, whether it's on the front lines of Afghanistan, or in Nazi concentration camps, or in conservative Turkish farms, or in the Far East, or in the Middle East in the middle of World War I, and this year's nominees for Best Foreign Language Film are..."

"The Embrace of the Serpent" (Colombia, director Hiro Guera), "Mustang" (France, director Tinis Egwin), "Son of Saul" (Hungary, director László Geles), "Shib" (Jordan, director Naji Abu Nova), "Carol" (China, director Shen Lin), and the winner of the best foreign language film was the Chinese film "Carol", directed by Shen Lin."

Shen Lin stood up, smiled slightly, first hugged Gong Li, Zhao Liying, and Bill respectively, and then strode onto the stage, shook hands with Li Bingxian, and took the little golden man handed over from Sophia Vergara.

"Thank you very much to the academy for giving me this award, because if they don't give me the award, I guess I will only be able to see me on the news tomorrow!"

"As a Chinese, I have never felt that racial discrimination is such a big deal, because in China or Asia, especially East Asia, nearly 1.6 billion people, all of them are yellow, so it is difficult for me to understand why Chris Rock has been complaining about how unfair black people have been since entering the award ceremony!"

"Really? How unfair is the treatment of blacks? Why is it a serious sin to discriminate against black people in the United States, but on a stage like the Oscars, discriminating against Asians in public can win full applause? This reminds me of an anime called "Decrepit Paradise", which has a line: Discrimination against Asians is the least likely to provoke people, because this is the United States! ”

"I'm Chinese and Asian, so when Chris Rock said that joke, I felt angry, is it a sin to be industrious?"

"You may say it's just a joke and it doesn't matter, but what if I pointed to Chris Rock today and said, ', you black people deserve to be poor because you're so lazy'? It will be boycotted by blacks all over the country, and not only that, but I will probably be boycotted all over the country and say I'm a racist! ”

"Maybe you are shouting about equal rights Americans these days, and the so-called black equality just wants to turn blacks into the same class as whites, and continue to suppress Asians and other races?"

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to say so much, I'm not you Americans! I'm disappointed with this Oscar! I forgot to mention that I can represent the whole of China's 1.4 billion people! ”

"Also, thank you so much for liking Carol, I'll continue to make movies, thank you!"

After saying this, Shen Lin raised the little golden figure in his hand and left the stage directly.

The audience was crazy.

Fierce applause!

To put it bluntly, there are a few white people in the United States who love from the bottom of their hearts - except for the San Fernando Valley in Southern California, the A-movie concentration camps in North America!

After Trump took the stage, many people understood that white people really don't want to see black people!

Chris Rock was a little confused, how to say it, he didn't expect Shen Lin to slap him directly on stage.

"Wow... Wow, this... This... It made me feel a little panicked, I never thought what I was doing would be so off-putting! ”

explained a few words dryly, not only did not satisfy the stars in the audience, but also did not satisfy the onlookers.

At this time, the North American viewership has soared to 47 million, directly creating a ratings record!

"Wow! This Asian guy is so cool! ”

"It's not a loss to be a director I like, it's awesome!"

Domestic onlookers also nodded with satisfaction, expressing their satisfaction with Shen Lin's wave.

"I knew we wouldn't let me down!"

"It's really enjoyable, but I guess Shen Lin is still a little restrained, and instead I directly scolded ''!"

"Who would dare to say that we will kneel and lick the United States in the future, especially Oscar feels unhappy, and he will still be scared!"