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"It only took ten days to sort out all the accounts for the two years before and after?" Wu Dan's eyes widened in surprise, and he said incredulously: "It's not just the Dining Bureau?"

"What? You don't believe it?" Li Chengxiu looked at Wu Dan with a smile and said: "The accounts are the evidence, do you think that if I don't get the evidence, they will obediently admit their guilt? Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Also, when we went to the Furong Garden Spring Banquet case, we had a word in advance, and from that time on, we all kept to ourselves and behaved well, and how big mistakes we made in the past were carried on, if we didn't know what was good and didn't stop, if we couldn't catch him, we would just settle accounts together, and deal with him severely! In this way, I naturally have to check all the accounts clearly, otherwise how can I settle the accounts with them?"

"You're amazing!" Wu Dan gave Li Chengxiu a thumbs up, and then said, "I see that your method of settling accounts is quite magical, teach me." ”

"Yes!" Li Chengxiu was quite generous, and it was inconvenient to agree at the slightest prevarication, but Wu Dan was waiting to be happy, so he saw her little hand stretched out: "Take it!"

"Take, what?" Wu Dan was stunned, and suddenly felt a little bad.

"Of course it's tuition!" Li Chengxiu said disdainfully.

"Learn, Fei?" Wu Dan was stunned again, thinking of her former lion's big mouth, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva with difficulty: "How much do you want?"

"It's not much, just 180,000 yuan. Li Chengxiu casually said a number.

"Are you crazy?" As soon as he heard the number given by Li Chengxiu, Wu Dan jumped up: "One hundred and eighty thousand, not much?"

"What's wrong?" asked Lee Sung-so.

"I didn't!" Wu Dan roared inwardly.

Regardless of Wu Dan's fierce inwardness, Li Chengxiu shouted loudly outward: "Can Grandpa Wei be outside?"

"The old slave is here. Old Eunuch Wei answered loudly outside, and walked in in a moment.

Li Chengxiu said to Wei Lao's eunuch: "Gonggong Lao will go on a trip to invite Concubine Xue and them for the palace, and he will invite them to dine in the Lizheng Hall in the evening." ”

Old Eunuch Wei glanced at Li Chengxiu strangely, but he didn't ask much, and said, "Yes." ”

"Wait. Calling Wei Lao, Li Chengxiu smiled and said to him: "Let the big girl go with you." ”

It's just a message for preaching and giving a banquet, can you still send a prison guard? Although his heart was strange, Wei Lao Eun didn't ask much, and directly responded: "Yes." While asking the little eunuch to call the eldest girl, Old Eunuch Wei asked Li Chengxiu: "Dare to ask the princess, what are the special arrangements for dinner?"

Li Chengxiu replied with a smile: "No, just have a light meal, get together as a family, and everyone get to know each other." ”

The fox glanced at Li Chengxiu and Wu Dan suspiciously, Wei Lao Eun smiled and led the order to retreat, at this time, the eldest girl also packed up, and the two of them went to each courtyard to pass the decree together.

Wu Dan was confused, and looked at Li Chengxiu cutely, Li Chengxiu smiled and said: "You can't squeeze oil and water here, I'll make up for it from your wife." ”

"What are you going to do to make up for it?" Wu Dan was puzzled, and looked at Li Chengxiu with a thirst for knowledge and asked.

Li Chengxiu smiled mysteriously and said, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed. ”

According to Wu Dan's understanding of Li Chengxiu, he knows that every time she shows this expression, it means that she is digging a pit for someone, or is preparing to dig a pit for someone. Wu Dan obviously had a premonition that he was the one Li Chengxiu was going to pit this time.

Wu Dan was very worried about his upcoming fate, but he couldn't help but be curious...... How is Lee Sung-so going to pit him?

It's not that Wudan is sick, it's really Li Chengxiu is amazing, and the pit people can also push through the old and bring forth the new, which really makes people have to be curious about it.

Although he had a bad premonition, reason told Wu Dan that he should quickly get away, but curiosity dragged Wu Dan to stay. The pain of having a bad premonition and the excitement of curiosity were intertwined in this way, making Wu Dan's face constantly change back and forth, and Li Chengxiu couldn't help but be surprised when he saw it: "Hey, you can actually change your face in Sichuan drama?"

She has wanted to learn this for a long time, but she has no way to apprentice, and she didn't think that Wudan would actually be!

Li Chengxiu was overjoyed, stretched out his little paw and grabbed Wu Dan's cheeks, wanting to take off the mask he used and study it carefully.

Unaware of the success of Li Chengxiu's sudden attack, Wu Dan suddenly shouted: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Crazy girl, you lie on me! Oh, it hurts! Let go." ”

Can't break free, can't pull away, that's a pair of demonic hands.

Li Chengxiu, who turned a deaf ear to Wudan's mourning, threw herself on the mask:

"Your mask is so realistic, and it fits so well that you can't tell it's fake......" gritted his teeth and tugged hard, "I can't tear it off with so much effort...... How do you take it down?"

In vain, Li Chengxiu had no choice but to spread his hand and look at Wudan with two stars, thirsty for knowledge.

"What mask, what fake? It's real! This is my face!" Wu Dan, who was covering his cheeks, had tears in his eyes.

"Huh?" Li Chengxiu was taken aback: "This, don't you wear a mask?" and then turned into surprise: "How did you do it? Just like just now, your face is white for a while, red for a while, blue for a while, and black for a while...... Well, yes, yes, it's like now, and it's so distorted that it doesn't look like a human at all! It's amazing, it's amazing, you can teach me!"

Li Chengxiu rubbed his little hands, his eyes were smiling like a crescent moon, and his face was flattering.

Wu Dan: "......"

"Okay, I'll teach you!" After stagnating, Wu Dan came to his senses and said to Li Chengxiu with a smile: "This is not difficult to practice, but it is necessary to have sincerity." ”

"I'm sincere, absolutely sincere. Lee Sung-so repeatedly promised.

"Okay, I say you do. Wu Dan said, a gleam flashing in his eyes.

Li Chengxiu, who was full of curiosity, didn't notice this fine light, and she was full of joy waiting for Wudan to teach her.

Wu Dan said, "You have to close your eyes first. ”

Li Chengxiu closed his eyes.

Wu Dan said again: "Put your hands together." ”

Li Chengxiu put his hands together.

Then Wu Dan said, "You raise your head slightly and open your mouth!"

What kind of trick is this? Li Chengxiu was a little suspicious.

"Do you still want to learn the ultimate learning?" Wu Dan snorted coldly: "Didn't you say that you are sincere?"

"Don't fix me!" Li Chengxiu said cautiously.

"Don't learn it!" Wu Dan was angry.

Li Chengxiu was immediately defeated, and said repeatedly: "I learn, I learn ......" and then obediently looked up at a forty-five degree angle according to Wudan's requirements, and opened his mouth slightly. She was still a little wary, yes, and didn't open her mouth very wide. But, even so, it's enough for Wu Dan to be bad.

There was a squirming movement in his ears, and Wu Dan said leisurely: "Read it to me: 'The gentleman said: You can't learn.'" Green is taken from blue, and green is blue, ice, water is for it, and cold is for water. The wooden straight rope is thought to be a wheel, and its curve is ......'"

"'The gentleman said: You can't learn. Green is taken from blue, and green is blue, ice, water is for it, and cold is for water. The wood is straight in the middle of the rope, and it is thought to be a wheel, and the rules in its song are ......'" Li Chengxiu followed along, and was stunned when he read it: "Isn't this Xunzi's "Persuasion"?"

But it was too late, and as soon as the word "Mo" came out, I felt that something had fallen into my mouth, and it tasted very bad!

Li Chengxiu opened his eyes suddenly, and spat out what was in his mouth, which was a strip of oily black cloth......

It is a rag to wipe the lamp oil!

"Ahh

Wu Dan jumped to dodge Li Chengxiu's attack while saying with a smile: "Are you still unreasonable?

"Cut off the son and cut off the grandson's claws!" Li Chengxiu hated, and a swallow spread its wings and slapped towards Wudan's Tianling Gai. Wu Dan dodged and made her pounce in the air, and was proud, when she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her crotch, and instantly drained all the strength in his body!

"Whew......" Wu Dan covered his lower body again and shrunk into a ball in pain.

Li Chengxiu admired Wudan's painful posture and hummed: "I told you, this trick I made is 'cutting off the claws of the grandson'!"

"You are mean, shameless, lewd, not a woman!"

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Not to mention how painful it was for Wu Dan to shrink on the ground, and said that the eldest girl accompanied Wei Laoeun to the courtyards of the inner palace to pass the decree, she didn't understand all the way, and she couldn't figure out why Li Chengxiu suddenly changed her mind and wanted to see Concubine Xue again.

With a roll of her eyes, the eldest girl took it to heart, and came to the side of Old Eun Wei and grinned: "Father-in-law, you know, our princess doesn't like that kind of rude person the most." You are always well-informed in the palace, and you have the best way, and when you get to the courtyards, you will be seen in a while!"

"Look, look at me, look at me?" Old Eunuch Wei was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, he realized why the crown princess invited Concubine Xue and them to dinner.

Xue Shuqiao passed the word, saying that he was unwell and could not come, so he asked for a confession.

It's just right that she didn't come, she was too familiar, and Li Chengxiu felt guilty every time she attacked her. She was not there, so she was just asked to blackmail Tian Fengyi and a few others.

An hour later, Tian Fengyi and others came to the Lizheng Hall together, all of them knew the number of etiquette, none of them came empty-handed, all of them held the rare jade and dedicated it to Li Chengxiu, or the newly acquired Shu brocade was unwilling to share it with Li Chengxiu alone...... Among the many people, the most valuable thing that Tian Fengyi took was a piece of jasper that was more than three and a half long and half a foot high and wide!

So, after finishing the meal, all the women except Tian Chengyi were drunk, and Wu Dan had to go to Tian Chengyi's Xichi Courtyard to rest.

Early the next morning, Wei Laoeun held a box and said to Wu Dan: "The crown princess sent someone to send something over, saying that it will be given to you as soon as you wake up." ”

"What is it?" Wu Dan took it and opened it, only to see that the box contained a book, and there was a note on the book, which read: "The tuition fee has been received, and the secret is given." Wu Dan was confused, took away the note and wanted to read the book below, but saw that there was a sentence on the back of the note: "Tian Yanyi's piece of jade is really beautiful, you have to serve her well, otherwise she will feel that she is at a loss, and she will not pay the tuition for you when she turns back!"

"Li Chengxiu!" Wu Dan's extremely angry roar sounded from the courtyard of the West Pool, startling the dust on the beams of the house and startling away the wild ducks swimming in the West Pool!