Lynch, who came out of the family courtyard, did not stop long, and drove straight to the Splendid Home Villa area.

As soon as I brushed the door open with a smart magnetic card, I heard a high-decibel scream from inside.

I saw Han Shiyao shouting as if she was being chased and killed, stepping on Mickey Mouse's cotton slippers and running to the door recklessly, and then crashed into Lynch's arms with a bang.

If it weren't for Lynch's precautions, he would have to be bumped by her, he immediately lowered his face, touched Han Shiyao's chick head, frowned, and said, "Yaoyao, can't you be a little better?" I can hear your howl everywhere, really." ”

"Wow, Brother Lynch, save me, Sister Yuxin is going to murder her sister!" Seeing that it was Lynch, Han Shiyao was like seeing a savior, and quickly hid behind Lynch, holding Lynch's waist with her arms and crawling on his back.

Murder of one's own sister? I have heard of murdering one's own husband, what does this murder of one's own sister mean?

Lynch was confused, Lu Yuxin had already charged over, carrying a mace made of balloons in his hand, his little face was pale with anger, he waved it a few times, and shouted: "Brother-in-law, you get out of the way for me, I will beat this dead Yaoyao into a pig's head." ”

"Huh?!" Lynch subconsciously swallowed and spitted at the mouth, and said, "No, Yuxin, how did she provoke you?"

"You...... You ask her! Dare to put salt in my bowl of porridge while I am not paying attention! She almost didn't give me death!" Lu Yuxin said angrily, and then pulled up the cuffs of his clothes, revealing two pink lotus arms, which seemed to be about to cross the tower and kill him.

"Yaoyao, you're too naughty. "Lynch couldn't laugh or cry, this kind of trivial thing, committing a knife and a gun.

"I ...... I didn't mean to!" Han Shiyao had successfully climbed onto Lynch, her limbs were tightly wrapped around like an octopus, and Lynch only felt that his back was rubbed wantonly by two soft masses with excellent elasticity, rubbing and rubbing, like a devil's pace......

"You just did it on purpose!"

"No, no!"

"You are, you are!"

"Oh, you two don't quarrel, my head is too big to quarrel, Yaoyao, what the hell is going on?" Lynch felt that he had to rely on him at the critical moment, and said that it was difficult for the Qing official to break the housework, but he had to break off the housework today, otherwise the two chicks would never end the pinching.

Han Shiyao pursed her lips and said, "Actually, it's not a big deal, Sister Yuxin asked me to help her put sugar in the porridge, I didn't pay attention at the time, and mistakenly poured the salt into it as sugar, but Sister Yuxin didn't care, so she drank half a bowl of it, and after drinking, she became a crazy woman." ”

"Stinky Yaoyao, you're the crazy woman! I think you're deliberately trying to be angry with me!" Lu Yuxin countered on the spot.

"Hmph, I'm a crazy woman, then you're the crazy woman's sister, a big crazy woman, hehe. Han Shiyao said as she shook her head provocatively.

"Han Shiyao, I'll count down to three, you will come down for me to squat in the corner immediately, if not, you will bear the consequences. "Lu Yuxin said in her heart, brother-in-law, you are really, if you don't come back sooner or later, you won't come back until I want to implement the family law, I really won't pick the time.

As she spoke, she put the mace on Xiang's shoulder, raised three white and tender fingers, gritted her teeth, and said, "Three...... 2. ......"

"You...... I'm not afraid of you! My brother will protect me!" Han Shiyao is also a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, why do you ask me to squat in the corner, why don't you squat, I am your sister, and not your slave, there is a sister like you who bullies the little one!

"Okay, I've found a backer, right, do you think I won't dare to beat you in front of my brother-in-law?" Lu Yuxin was also quite hard, her slender hand was inserted into her waist, and the mace struck Han Shiyao's head with the wind, in fact, the lethality of this thing is not much stronger than that of a pillow, and when Lynch was at home, he was smashed by Lu Yuchen with a pillow.

"Mom, Brother Lynch, hurry up and save your life!" Han Shiyao shrank her head and shouted at the top of her voice.

Lynch subconsciously slid out half a step and dodged Lu Yuxin's mace, but the sister-in-law made too much force, and after an embarrassing miss, she didn't stand firm under her feet, and her calf knee fell to the floor.

Although it is a wooden floor, a delicate girl will be a little painful.

"Sister Yuxin, are you okay?" Seeing that she was in trouble, Han Shiyao hurriedly jumped off Lynch to help Lu Yuxin, who had fallen.

"Are you okay, Yuxin?" Lynch was also a little guilty, he knew that this was the case, so he didn't hide from the moment just now, and let her smash my head.

"Don't touch me, go away from you!" I saw Lu Yuxin get up from the ground by herself, glanced at the helpless Lynch and Han Shiyao, snorted, and ran upstairs down the stairs.

"Yuxin, it's time to eat, where are you going?" Lu Yuchen, who came out of the kitchen, saw his sister running upstairs angrily, and asked while untying his apron: "What's wrong Yuxin, you look wronged, who bullied you?" Tell my sister, my sister will help you get angry!"

Seeing her sister's Lu Yuxin's nose sour, her clear eyes were suddenly full of tears, only to see her raise the back of her hand and wipe it, and said angrily: "Who else can there be, you man!"

"I ...... My man?" Lu Yuchen's mind suddenly turned a little insufficient, but Lu Yuxin ran to the bedroom while crying.

My man, isn't that Lynch?

Wow, such an adult, he bullied a child! and made my sister cry! Stinky Lynch, you wait to take care of the aftermath!

"Lynch, you roll over to the old lady!" Lu Yuchen roared explosively in the small universe, a bit like the roar of a lion in Hedong.

Lynch stood there stupidly, this Nima is the legendary lying gun, right? I didn't do anything, how did I know she fell so easily?

It's over, the big wife's eyes look so terrifying, is she going to kill me alone?

Wait, what is she holding in her hand, her body is long, her two ends are pointy, and she looks so powerful.

Don't...... Could this be the legendary rolling pin?

The ultimate artifact of the domestic violence aesthetic that once killed the washboard and remote control and instant noodles!

Nima's equipment gap is too obvious, isn't it? No matter how you look at it, it looks like it can't be beaten, wow, don't you give the last casualty insurance first?

"Wife, listen to me! You must listen to me!" Lynch wittily began to play a roundabout tactic.

"Listen to your explanation of how to bully my sister, right?" Lu Yuchen smiled beautifully, in Lynch's opinion, that kind of laughter was simply poison.

"Sister Yuchen, things are not what you imagined. In this delicate atmosphere, Han Shiyao stepped forward, ready to move with reason, know with affection, and pull Lynch out of the abyss of hell, but she guessed the beginning, but she didn't guess the end.

"Yaoyao, you give me my homework!'s business here!" Lu Yuchen said angrily.

"Well, okay then. Han Shiyao looked at the rolling pin in Lu Yuchen's hand in horror, subconsciously swallowed her saliva, and said weakly: "Sister Yuchen, when you fight Brother Lynch, you must be lighter, otherwise people will feel distressed......"

"Well, I see, you go. Lu Yuchen nodded.

Lynch said in his heart, Nima, this is too cowardly, right? You didn't even transform at this critical moment? Aren't you Sailor Moon who represents love and justice?

Is it really good to betray teammates in this blatant way? Why don't you resist and run away?

"Wife, shall we discuss?" Lynch was brutally forced into a corner and looked at Lu Yuchen with a look of fear.

"Discuss you big-headed ghost!" Lu Yuchen flicked his rolling pin and twitched at Lynch's ass.

Fortunately, Lynch was prepared to be beaten in advance, and transferred his true qi from the sea of qi to his hips, forming an invisible defensive barrier.

In addition, Lu Yuchen didn't really fight, with his understanding of Lynch, he couldn't do it to bully children, let alone bully his sister-in-law.

But since Yuxin said it by name, and she cried like that aggrievedly, she, as a sister, naturally would not sit idly by.

After Lynch took seven or eight hits, Lu Yuchen felt that something was wrong and muttered, "Why don't you cry out in pain?"

"Ahem, as the saying goes, beating is kissing and scolding is love, if I cry out in pain, won't I live up to my wife's hard work. Lynch said with a flamboyant tongue, in fact, where he didn't shout pain, but didn't hurt at all, let alone a rolling pin, even if a blunt weapon attack was on the true qi shield, the strength would be dissolved.

But this move is not obvious in actual combat, firstly, every master of the Qi Refining Realm has a certain amount of true qi reserves in the Qi Sea, and secondly, if you want to successfully block other people's attacks, you need to predict the position of the opponent's move in advance, this method is too extravagant for people in the Lingxi Realm.

Because there are so many True Qi that can be used in battle, if you waste True Qi on defense, you will inevitably be one step slower and be attacked by the other party.

In the theory of the Four Realms, only the supreme powerhouse who has cultivated to the Lingjiang Realm can use guò to regulate the true qi and achieve invulnerability without dead ends in the body.

As for the strength of the powerhouses of the Spirit Sea Realm, it only exists in legends, and there is no such person in the known world, as well as the news and traces related to it.

Lu Yuchen said in his heart that you are quite bearable, but fortunately, it is my own husband, if you are broken, it will not be good for me.

"Wife, aren't you angry?" Lynch smiled and said, in fact, he was afraid of Lu Yuchen's rolling pin, he was just willing to spoil her.

"Hmph, what's the use of not being angry, you say, how did you make Yu Xin cry? Such a big person, he doesn't look like a brother-in-law at all. Lu Yuchen said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, can't I go and make her laugh?" Lynch said that I recruited someone to provoke whom, not to mention the rolling pin, I had to coax the daughter with a shy face, and I don't know if this girl is good to coax.