Chapter Fifty-Six: Next Little Lori

Looking at the various barrages on the screen that beckoned her to come to the door, Tomato Sauce smiled heartily: "Are you so relieved of me, aren't you afraid that I will do something embarrassing to your little Zhengtai?"

Hearing this, the fans were immediately excited. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Sister Fan, what are you talking about being ashamed?"

"Why don't you come to my house another day and show me a demonstration?"

"Sister Fan, I like your open personality. ”

"Sister Fan, my son asked you what is a shameful thing. ”

"Sister Fan doesn't know, in fact, our son is watching your live broadcast every day. ”

"That's right, I've been clamoring to see you all day. ”

"My little Zhengtai is making trouble every day to sleep with Sister Fan!"

"You're here, we're family. ”

"Sister Fan, do you want to think about it?"

Obviously, it's some dads who are talking about this.

For this enthusiasm of the fans, ketchup had a strange expression, and smiled wryly, dare to love your child is biological, just send it to yourself, and you are not afraid that you are a big bad wolf......

Considering that it is now a live broadcast in a public place, ketchup does not intend to delve further into this topic, so he continued:

"As a representative of the silly series, in addition to our cute little Zhengtai, of course, there is also our cute little Lori family. ”

"Let me tell you, the next little Lori is very special and cute, if the upper limit of the cute coefficient is 100, then this little Lori's cute index is definitely breaking through 100, and it will explode directly!"

"How about it, would you like to hear the story of this little Lori?"

Tomato Sauce said seductively.

Sure enough, as soon as the ketchup's voice fell, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

"Little Lori!

"Little Lori, this can be had!"

"Little Lori, my favorite!"

"I love little Lori the most, Sister Fan, say it!"

"It's a little Lori!

"Sister Fan, say it quickly!"

"I really want to hear how cute this little Lori is!"

"Soft, fluffy, or sweet?"

"I really want to have a little Lori, pinch it every day, it feels like QQ candy!"

"Big love little Lori!"

Looking at the impatient appearance of the fans, Tomato Sauce smiled slightly, coughed, then picked up the cup and took a sip of water, and said without hurry:

"Since you want to hear it so much, then next, Sister Fan, I will tell you the story of this little Lori. ”

I remember one time, when I went to my colleague's house, my colleague's little turtle that my colleague bought for her daughter died, and my colleague saw her daughter crying, so he walked over and said to her daughter, "I'm sorry, my mother raised your little turtle to death." As soon as she finished speaking, her daughter cried even more with a 'wow', looked at my colleague with blank eyes and said, "Mom, you have to be careful, but don't raise me to death!"

At that time, when I heard her daughter say that sentence, my heart seemed to be electrified, at that moment, her words, really hit my heart, my heart was soft all of a sudden, this crying little Lori in front of me, cute and a little distressed. ”

After the ketchup finished quietly, the audience in the live broadcast room also seemed to be emotionally aroused.

"Woo woo woo, what a cute little Lori. ”

"Especially the last sentence, I was heartbroken when I heard it. ”

"I really want to raise a little Lori like this!"

"yes, I'd love to have one, too!"

"Such a cute little Lori, why are they all other people's little Lori!"

"If I had such a little Lori, I would definitely spoil her and love her every day!"

"Ahhh

"The baby is not convinced, why don't I have such a cute little Lori!"

"Sister Fan, you are so hateful, give us cat food again!"

"This wave of cat food is simply poisonous, if Sister Fan doesn't hand over Little Lori, I'm going to die of poison!"

"Sister Fan, you compensate me for my little Lori!"

"Sister Fan, give me back my little Lori!"

Ketchup rolled his eyes, showed an innocent expression, and said: "There is no cat food in this world, but there are more people who eat it, so there is cat food, you like to eat cat food, do you blame me?"

“66666”

"Sister Fan's strength shakes the pot!"

"Cat food said: I don't carry this pot!"

Looking at the interaction between fans and ketchup on the big screen, Ye An couldn't help but smile.

The story just now also touched him deeply.

Maybe from an adult's point of view, the girl said that sentence and was cute and cute.

However, from a child's point of view, when she said that, she was scared, lonely, and insecure.

It's like when a child asks his parents where he came from, and the parents' answer is either to pay for the phone bill or to pick it up from the garbage.

These words may seem like a casual joke to parents, but they don't know that they will accompany their children throughout their childhood.

If the child in the future has not been exposed to physiology and sexuality, then he is likely to always think that he was sent by phone bill, or that he really picked it up from the garbage heap.

Ye An once saw a news article about a man who has been married for three years, and his wife is not pregnant. After the two went to the hospital for examination, the doctor also said that there was no problem, but the wife was never pregnant.

It wasn't until later that the wife returned to her parents' house and revealed her heart to her mother, it turned out that for three years, the husband had not had sex with her, so how could she have children?

So, the mother-in-law decisively came to the door and asked the man the reason, and this question only knew that the man had been told since he was a child that he was charged with phone bills, so in the three years of marriage, he had charged hundreds of phone bills before and after, but he had not won the child.

Otherwise, why do other people have children, but their own family has no children......

There are many more stories like this.

In many remote areas, due to backward life, they are almost in a rhythm of derailment from the world, where no one tells children about these things, and there are no relevant books for children to learn independently, so from childhood to adulthood, they are living in the lie of "they are paid for the phone bill".

It wasn't until the day before they got married that their parents told them where they really came from.

So, after they have children, they educate their next generation in the same way.

From generation to generation......

Such a custom may sound absurd at first glance, but it is an indisputable fact.

This kind of thing can't help but sound sad, but everything behind this is because of the backwardness of civilization? Or is it because of the shackles of human nature?

All this is worth thinking about.

Did you really charge the phone bill......

This is a philosophical question.

Retracting his mind, Ye An looked at the big screen, and ketchup continued to interact with fans.

Ye An took out his mobile phone, boarded Tomcat TV, and entered the live broadcast room of ketchup.

The next moment, a barrage suddenly crossed the big screen.

"Welcome to the live broadcast room of the anchor ketchup!"

Seeing such a grand debut, Ye An touched his nose, and suddenly felt a little unaccustomed.

I knew that there would be such a shortcoming when I was promoted to a transcendent master, so I didn't give so much in the first place.

It seems that I can't watch the live broadcast in a low-key way.

As soon as Ye An came to the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded.

"Ahhh

"Sure enough, once the local tyrant is promoted to a transcendent master, do they like to play missing so much?"

"Niu always used to be, but after he reached the transcendent master, he disappeared without a trace!"

"I thought Mr. An would also disappear, but it seems that I was too worried!"

"Is this the rumored Mr. An?"

"I've been waiting for so many days, and I've finally waited for the deity!"

"It's good that these days, I didn't wait in vain!"

"The first time I saw Mr. An, I was satisfied!"

"Look at the momentum of this appearance, it's so handsome!"

"Mr. An, come out and say hello to everyone!"

"Yes, Mr. An, we are all your new fans!"

"I heard that last time you defeated me in the live broadcast room, that scene was called by countless people, but unfortunately I was not there at the time, Mr. An showed us your style!"

Looking at these barrages on the screen, Ye An couldn't help but smile, no wonder he felt that the popularity of ketchup had risen so much, it turned out that some of them were coming for him.

"Since I want to show my style, let's show it......"

Ye An smiled slightly, and then with a flick of his fingers, he sent out a lobster.

"The transcendent master will give the anchor 1 × lobster with tomato sauce!"

As soon as this information came out, millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were instantly stunned.

A lobster?

A lobster worth only 100 pieces?

The hundreds of thousands of new viewers were instantly stunned, isn't this Mr. An the first tyrant of Tomcat?

It is said that I also gave a one-time reward of 20 million RMB last time, how can I only give a lobster worth 100 yuan?

The barrage was detonated again by Ye An's move.

"Hold the grass, is this Mr. An?"

"Has Mr. An been stolen?"

"Have you seen Mr. An send lobsters?"

"How could Mr. An send lobsters!"

"Mr. An, when didn't he send at least 10 Buddhas to jump over the wall!"

"Mr. An, is this a change of sex?"

"Mr. An, tell us honestly, is this you?"

"To be honest, did you steal our Mr. An's number?"

"You kid is awesome, you dare to steal our Mr. An's number?"

"Are you tired of living?"

"Hurry up and get Mr. An's number down!"

Looking at the voices of a group of crusaders against him in the live broadcast room, Ye An couldn't help crying and laughing, he just wanted to keep a low profile, but he didn't expect the fans' reactions to be so big.

It seems that his image in their minds was too high......

Shaking his head with a smile, Ye An typed a line of words.

"I really haven't been stolen, I'm at the CJ scene now, with your sister, if you don't believe it, you can ask Sister Fan. ”

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room detonated again.