"Purple Goddess, are you kidding us?"

"I was successfully amused by the Purple Goddess"

"Me too"

…………

Looking at the various ways of disbelief in the live broadcast room, Chen Xiaotian pouted. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Is it teasing you to find out later" As soon as he finished speaking, a bell rang from heaven and earth.

"Drop, there is a mysterious power to teleport the host, do you agree?" the system asked.

"What happens if you don't agree?" Chen Xiaotian asked.

"No, the system will block the delivery," the system replied.

"Forget it, this is Sword Art Online, according to the plot, it should be the time for Chino to pretend to be a criminal, and I will also go and join in the fun" Chen Xiaotian waved his hand to stop the interference of the system, and his whole body emitted a silver light.

", the purple goddess has ascended to immortality!"

"Ascension +1"

"Ascension+15007"

"It's not Ascension, this is the Sword Art Online World, for you this is the two-dimensional world"

"Unbelief"

"I don't believe it either"

"I won't believe it either"

Chen Xiaotian held his forehead, a little speechless, "You guys are so funny, can your parents make it?"

"The purple goddess is really an old driver"

"The Goddess of Sauce Purple, Filthy and Dirty"

“9494”

Speechless, Nima, where am I dirty.

"You don't believe it, it's good to show you your horizons," Chen Xiaotian said with a disgusted face.

"Woo, I'm disgusted by the Purple Goddess"

"I still don't believe ......"

"I believe in the Purple Goddess, which question says it all"

"Upstairs Truth Emperor"

Chen Xiaotian didn't want to pay attention to them, and said in his mind, "System." Lift the block, and watch the cottage pretend to be forced to "pretend to be forced for a while, and the grave wall grass is high."

"Drop, host, please note that the mysterious force has given up teleportation, is it forced to teleport?"

Huh? It's canceled, Chen Xiaotian is a little confused.

At this time, Kayaba Jingyan, who was far away in the sky, listened to Zhi Brain's answer with a frown. Zhi Brain executes the mandatory order to teleport all players to the starting town square, and as a result, there is an anomaly, Zhi Brain can't move at all, and the administrator's instructions are invalid.

"I can't imagine that the Sword Art Online that I have spent ten years studying is not perfect, or flawed" Akihiko Kayaba stood in the outer sky, looking at the castle of "Ayn Grant" like a spinning top. smiled, huh~ Kayaba Jinghiko disappeared in an instant.

Kayaba Akihiko, who has the qualifications of an administrator, is like a god in Sword Art Online, and he is now going to give alms to a perfect plan.

In the starting square, the dense crowd chattered and discussed. Now that it's time for dinner, players who are ready to go offline, open the game interface, rummage through the entire options and just don't quit the game. This made them shocked and hurriedly called the virtual customer service, but no one answered.

Just as they were panicking, suddenly, a bell rang out, and then, in the blink of an eye, they arrived at the starting square.

"Boom"

The crowd was stunned by the earth-shattering noise, and they were extremely quiet, and they were surprised to see a huge blood-red strip falling from the sky, and then the strip twisted and transformed into a huge figure resembling a god stick.

"Shuo Welcome to my world, my name is Akihiko Kayaba, and I am the god who dominates this game world"

The crowd was in a loud voice, "What? Akihiko Kayaba, the founder of Sword Art Online."

"You should notice that the system option doesn't have the logout button, don't be surprised, because I deliberately removed the dot option. And your backpack has my gift for you."

The player clicked on the backpack, there was a mirror lying inside, and he took it out curiously to check it, and the light was great, and all the virtual characters were transformed into reality.

"Ah~"

"What, you're a man"

"Didn't you say you were eighteen?"

"So you're so short"

Kayaba Akihiko waved his huge palm to signal quiet, and the square was instantly silent.

"From now on, the resurrection is closed, which means that you can't be resurrected if you die, however, your realistic brain will also be destroyed, which means that the HP gauge is cleared is real death, although this is a game, but it's not a joke" Kayaba Akihiko said indifferently.

…… Quiet, at this time the square can even hear the sound of heartbeat, and there is silence.

"Boom ......"

The square erupted in a roar!

"What?"

"How could this be, you must have lied to me" The player pointed to the giant figure in the sky in horror.

"Impossible, impossible, I can't accept it"

In the square, there was one sound after another of collapse. Kayaba Akihiko sneered and looked at the players who looked like a swarm of ants at their feet, and the players who collapsed first would definitely die in this world.

There was a handsome young man with black broken hair in the crowd, who did not cry like the players around him, but looked at himself unwillingly with his fists clenched, and his eyes were full of unyielding eyes. It's funny! The world needs a savior, and the boy is you.

At this time, the handsome young man was naturally Kirito, and after listening to Kayaba Jinghiko's speech, the whole person was very shocked, this world that would die.

I'm going to live, I'm going to live, Akihiko Kayaba, look at it!

Akihiko Chewba secretly transmitted the information of the second knife flow to Kirito, and suddenly, the brain sent an alarm that "the abnormal point has moved, dripping drip, and the calculation is wrong". Kayaba Akihiko turned on the anomaly recorder, and the red anomaly on it disappeared in an instant, and when it was refreshed, it actually appeared in the sky above the starting square. This...... I'm the only one in the world who has the credentials to be an administrator, so who is that?

Squeak squeak...... There was a squeezing sound in the sky, and the sound was very unpleasant, pulling the crashed player back to reality, and they all looked at the source of the sound.

The space distorted in an instant, a crack protruded, and a purple figure stepped out of the air.

Go back to 10 minutes ago......

"System, Forced Teleport"

"30 seconds until teleportation, please get ready"

There were still thirty seconds to go, and Chen Xiaotian thought of a way to earn plane points, and he couldn't help but get excited after thinking about it.

"Come, shall we make a bet?" Chen Xiaotian said to the live broadcast room with a cute face.

"Purple Goddess, what do you want to bet on?"

"We bet too"

"Is it chastity?"

"Upstairs is really dead, be careful of being hacked to death"

"You guys are crooked, but the purple goddess is too cute"

"Cute and cute"

I'm cute? Do I have to? Do you want to take the route of selling cuteness to earn plane points? Chen Xiaotian pinched his chin and thought.

"me, I'm cute"

"It's shameful to sell cute, the purple goddess quickly put away the mystery of cuteness"

"Cute my face is bloody, you are the first person to cute me, don't say it, look at the reward"

The world is reincarnated, and the fake cute and fake cute reward anchor is 1 million RMB.

Drip...... The live broadcast room was quiet for a few seconds, and it was said that silence was the prelude to the outbreak.

", local tyrants, gods ask for leg hair"

"+1 for Leg Hair"

"Leg Hair +25809"

"There is a Shenhao reward as a prelude, rushing to the anchor this cute, I will give you this month's pocket money"

It has been passed down for centuries that if it is not dirty, it is a salted fish to reward the anchor with 100,000 RMB.

"Durima is so rich, mine is not much to keep up"

"I'll come too"

With all kinds of rewards, Chen Xiaotian had no expression on his face, but he was already happy in his heart.

"Drop, the cumulative reward amount is 3.5 million RMB, and the conversion plane point is 350"

, come more, come more, haha, I'll be invincible in the world soon.

"Thank you, the tips of fake Meng and salted fish, as well as the tips of friends, thank you, tell you a secret" Chen Xiaotian smiled and thanked the friends in the live broadcast room.

If it is not dirty, it is a salted fish: purple goddess, what is the secret?

Fake cute: That's it, let's hear it

"Listen +1"

“+26900”

Chen Xiaotian wanted to hang their appetites, and then told the secret with a mysterious face, causing everyone to despise for a while.

"Haha, don't talk about it, I'm going to teleport a place, but the shocked friends want to give a reward."

The audience in the live broadcast room agreed.

"Timer is over, forced teleport begins"

A void crack suddenly appeared, shocking the entire live broadcast room.

Huh~ Chen Xiaotian was sucked into the crack and disappeared, and the live broadcast room was dark.

Before the friends in the live broadcast room could react, they saw a dark screen and typed, "The purple goddess won't die, right?"

"You're dead upstairs, it's a crow's mouth, just wait"

"That's it, if something happens, gather 20,000 people to hack you to death anytime, anywhere"

"Add me"

"However, this live broadcast room is dark, what should I do?"

"I don't know, wait and see"

Seeing a glimmer of light in front of him, Chen Xiaotian walked forward. After seeing the source of the light, Chen Xiaotian was stunned, a huge figure similar to a mage, and a dense crowd below. Nima herself is still standing in the air.

Kayaba Jinghiko looked at the purple girl who suddenly broke out of the air in astonishment, who is this? How can she also have the qualifications of an administrator?

The crowd stared at the purple figure in the air in amazement, with a mouth big enough to stuff an egg.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I ran wrong," he said, hurriedly burrowing into the crack and disappearing.

Chen Xiaotian is just an otaku, he has never seen a big scene, and he was immediately frightened by the crowd in front of him.

"Female ...... Goddess," one player said, slurring.

Wow~

The crowd began to riot......

"Goddess, help me"

"Goddess, don't go, help me out"

Various cries for help were heard in the square.