096 Splashing manure

Zhou Guangzu told Lin Xiaojue that there would be colleagues on the first day of the new year, which was to congratulate her on the joy of the Zhou family's housewarming, and it could be regarded as a New Year's greeting, this was the first banquet for the Zhou family since they returned to Beijing, Lin Xiaojue attached great importance to it, although she insisted on keeping the New Year until the early hours of the morning, she was very sleepy, and she didn't think about it in the morning, but she still got up very early.

Here she had just freshened up, but Ling Nan came in from outside in a hurry.

"Miss, Brother Qian, they asked you to go to the front yard, and there seems to be an accident at the door."

Have an accident?

The first year of junior high school?

The day when she wants to feast on her guests?

Lin Xiaojue didn't ask a word, and walked out of the room.

Because she had just moved over, there were few people in the house, and she didn't see anyone on the way from her yard to the second gate.

When she arrived at the second gate, Qian Yong and Wang Zhengsheng were waiting for her there.

Lin Xiaojue asked directly: "What's the matter?" ”

How so? Particularly aggrieved, Qian Yongyi bowed his head: "It's our brother who was negligent and didn't take care of the house, and when we came together today, the stone lion at the door was splashed with dung." ”

Lin Xiaojue stood out of the corner of her eyes, damn who dares to run to her door to splash dung, what is the stone lion at the gate doing? The town house is still the faΓ§ade, it is a symbol of the majesty of the family, and pouring dung on the stone lion is similar to digging the ancestral grave.

"Didn't catch anyone, did you?"

Qian Yong and Wang Shengsheng both lowered their heads: "I drank last night." ”

Lin Xiaojue saw that these two were both heroes in the army, and now she felt so guilty about such a thing, could she feel better?

She shook her head and said, "It's not up to us for this matter, no one would have thought that these people would be so dirty." ”

Qian Yong said: "I have already found someone to wipe it on Tuesday, this winter." From the lion's head to the lion's tail, the lion cubs in the lioness's arms are invisible, and the black is now frozen, and it is not easy to clean up. ”

Lin Xiaojue immediately said: "It's too late." "It's winter now, listen to their description, you know that the splash is not light, it should be very dirty, if you want to wipe it off, you have to boil hot water to irrigate, maybe the guests will come to the door, and it will be dawn. People walking on the street will also see it.

She said, "Find some pieces of red silk." Wrap it, cover it first, and then talk about it when the guest leaves. ”

Fortunately, it's winter, and it's cold. The cover should cover the past.

Qian Yong and Wang Zhengsheng looked at her in surprise: "That's right." If you don't block it, you will be seen. ”

Lin Xiaojue couldn't laugh at it. She narrowed her eyes: "Moreover, the feces splashed by others let us wipe it ourselves?" I can't swallow this breath. Whoever splashes it will have to lick it for me. ”

Both of them knew that the young lady had a violent temper, but everyone ran away, how to find it? This kind of pouch is not easy to swallow.

At this time, there was a voice from the row of people in the front yard.

Lin Xiaojue hurriedly took the two to a small room near the second gate, the purpose of this room was for the women of the inner courtyard to see the guests of the outer courtyard, and the Zhou family had just moved in at this time, and it had not yet been used.

There was no one in the house, but the earth dragon was on fire.

Lin Xiaojue entered the room, pulled over the chair and sat on the side, and then let the two sit down.

After the two of them sat down, she said: "Don't let your family know about this matter, you should panic during the New Year." "But Zhou Guangzu has to know sooner or later, damn, whoever puts a piece of at the door will feel their hearts blocked, not to mention that the big lion is full of dung.

The two nodded hurriedly, and Qian Yong said, "It's blocking the young lady." ”

Lin Xiaojue shook his head: "I'm afraid I can't hide from this matter, many people in the city know that our family moved yesterday and has guests today, they are doing this on purpose to embarrass us." ”

Who is so damaged, the eyes of the two people are red.

"Did Miss guess who did it?"

"Who, exactly, I don't know, the person who offended is too right." Lin Xiaojue groaned after speaking: "I'm afraid, it's not just that, everyone cheers up today." ”

Qian Yong and Wang Zhengsheng nodded hurriedly: "What do you want to do during the day, our brothers are not vegetarians." ”

Lin Xiaojue said in her heart: "I hope so, she has to find out this bastard." He then instructed the two of them to say a few words, and then asked them to go to the matter of the big red silk first.

The sun rose to the south, and there were guests in the Zhou Mansion who came to the door one after another, all of whom were Zhou Guangzu's colleagues, and Zhou Guangzu greeted him at the door, and someone looked at the big red silk two steps of the door and was curious: "Lord Zhou, this is a stone lion in your house, right?" Why is it still wrapped. ”

Zhou Guangzu said with a smile: "My niece has calculated, the new house is blessed, but this stone lion needs to be wrapped in red silk for two days before it can see the light, otherwise this blessing will not be so prosperous." ”

Will the blessings be revealed?

Other people's nieces know the art of yin and yang, and even whether Xu Wenxin will die can be calculated, although I haven't heard of this, but it must be right.

My colleague smiled and said a few words of congratulations, and asked his subordinates to send congratulatory gifts, so he didn't mention this stubble.

Zhou Guangzu smiled and accepted the gift, and then asked the subordinate to welcome the guest into the courtyard and wait for the next ......

In the courtyard opposite the Zhou Mansion, there is a two-story small building in the front yard, which is blocked by the door, and the second floor is not high, anyway, you can't see it when you look inside the door, but you can see the figure in front of the door while sitting in front of the window on the second floor.

Li Wentao, Fan Shuliang, Fang Junhou, the six princes are all there, and the eldest son of the cousin of the six princes, Feng Bao.

The biological mother of the sixth prince was not from a high background and died early, so her maiden family was not a prominent family.

This Feng Bao's father is an official of the Mixture Bureau, who belongs to the Tai Hospital, but is not on an errand in the Tai Hospital, but has an additional yamen, in charge of plague monitoring and reporting, and the people who look down on the disease can find free doctors and medicines at the Mixture Bureau, etc., not a big official, and he is also in charge of some trivial matters, but they are all related to the people's livelihood.

A few people sat on the second floor to see the Zhou family embarrassed, you think, as soon as the guests came, the two big lions at the door were all dung, in winter, it was still frozen, even if it was cleaned up, it had to be cleaned up for half a day, and it was embarrassing to be seen when it was cleaned up, and the dung was dung, disgusting.

Originally, the great joy of moving to a new house encountered two dung, which was unlucky, and the young lady of the Zhou family also boasted of knowing the art of yin and yang, so why didn't you count that there was dung on the stone lion.

Fame will be no longer loud in the first place, it will become a joke.

Second, this house will be disturbing, and those adults will remember when they see the Zhou family in the future, there is feces at the door of their house, how disgusting do you say?

That week, the family was the representative of dung.

What a new thing, but none of them expected that the Zhou family would let the dung remain and wrap the stone lion.

A few people looked at the Zhou family for a while, and the sixth prince was a little anxious, he asked his cousin: "It's all your bad idea, now that the stone lion has been picked up, these people can't see it, and the Zhou family is not ashamed this time." At the same time, he sighed, who would think of such a disgusting idea.

When normal people saw that they were splashed with feces, they were first angry, and then they found a way to wash it, who knew that the Zhou family was so disgusting that they were wrapped up.

Feng Bao said: "Then I'll send someone to lift the red cloth and make a fuss at their doorstep." ”

The whole thing was instigated by Fang Junhou, of course he hoped that the Zhou family would have no face, but the little stammering was surrounded by masters, and she was also a master herself, Feng Bao was lucky enough to "sneak attack" other people's stone lions, but it was not easy to remove the red cloth in broad daylight.

And to make trouble, the Zhou family didn't know who did it, but it would be easy to check if someone came forward.

Thinking about it again, but even if it is checked, it is the business of the six princes, this is his cousin's home, and he can't always find the head of his Fang family, so it's okay to make a fuss, even if the stone lion can't leak out, so that the guests know in their hearts, and the diaphragm should be regarded as a success.

He picked up his bowl and said nothing.

Fan Shuliang sat opposite the six princes, put his arm on the table, and looked at the six princes worriedly: "But this is sending someone to go, what if the family finds out that it is us?" ”

The sixth prince smiled: "Could it be that this prince is afraid that he is a six-grade petty official, so he will expose them stone lions, whether they suspect it or block it, but what evidence is there that we did it, without evidence, what does he suspect that I am afraid of him?" ”

Feng Baodao: "It's okay, I'll let them die and don't talk nonsense, just walk around and look at their stone lions and be curious?" ”

Li Wentao let Lin Xiaojue beat, hating the teeth of the young lady of the Zhou family, how could there be any objection, and slapped the table: "You must make him ugly, otherwise it will be difficult to eliminate the hatred in my heart." ”

The sixth prince looked at him: "Naturally, everyone knows that we are good, but don't you just slap me in the face, I'm afraid of his Zhou family?" Send me someone. ”

Feng Bao hurriedly went downstairs to call someone.

Fang Junhou comforted these angry people with a few words of tea, but he was proud in his heart, let's make trouble, in the end, either the Zhou family will lose face or the six princes will lose face, or both families will lose face, of course, the Zhou family is more likely to lose face, anyway, it won't be better, but it has nothing to do with him, hehe! (To be continued.) )