Chapter 305: His Legend Was Compiled into Cross Talk

As soon as the undocumented entertainment reporter heard Li Feiteng's words, he quickly turned around and ran away, not giving the police a chance to arrest him at all.

Li Feiteng sneered, and he said to the reporters beside him: "If you have a press card, you can go directly inside, and I will be interviewed later, as for those who don't have a press card, get out of the way as soon as possible, don't get in my way! Otherwise, I will send you to the police station for investigation!"

As soon as these words came out, more than half of the dozen reporters dispersed, and only three people remained.

Well, in this era, those who have a press card are called civil servants, those who do not have a press card are called paparazzi, and they can even be called liars.

Although it is not illegal to pretend to be a reporter, it is absolutely illegal to pretend to be a reporter to interview celebrities and involve privacy.

It's like, you can go to the street to sue passers-by, you are a reporter, or even sue others, you are Li Feiteng, the former naturally does not break the law, and the latter, passers-by will look at you and say: You are stupid!

The five policemen all secretly raised their thumbs up to Li Feiteng in their hearts, even if they are just grassroots policemen, but which one is not busy serving the people all day long, a group of paparazzi without press cards just now are really rude, especially the sudden rush out, it really looks like a thug.

Protecting Li Feiteng was an errand arranged by his superiors, maybe the superiors wanted to curry favor with Li Feiteng, but these five policemen really wanted to protect this young man, because his father was a criminal policeman who died bravely.

After the martyrs, just this identity, they should have respect for Li Feiteng.

……

The Deyun Club Theater in Sanyuanqiao can accommodate 300 spectators, for the cross talk club. It's already a big venue.

Seats in the front row. All are invited guests. Li Feiteng sat with Wang Feng and the princess.

On stage, after the hostess made some celebratory opening speeches, she invited Guo Degang to come on stage first.

Today, Li Feiteng will never speak on stage, he established Deyun Club in order to completely hand over this team to Guo Degang, so that the outside world knows that Deyun Club is Guo Degang's, not his Li Feiteng's.

Li Feiteng is just a businessman. And Guo Degang, he is the soul of Deyun Club.

Guo Degang was wearing a custom-made coat, he walked to the front of the stage with a smile, looking at the popularity on the field, as a cross talk actor, the changes in this year are really a bit like a dream for him.

But this is all true, the scene in front of him, except for Li Feiteng's help. It was also obtained by his Guo Degang's step-by-step efforts.

Many people can meet a few noble people in their lifetime. But how many people can seize the opportunity so that the nobles can take the initiative to pull?

There are few people who have a heart, and there are many Adou who can't be helped!

Guo Degang was silent in front of the microphone for a while, he was looking at Li Feiteng in the front row, and said gratefully: "First of all, I want to thank Mr. Li Feiteng, without Mr. Li, there would be no Deyun Club today!"

After speaking, he bowed deeply to Li Feiteng in the audience, bowed three times in a row, and then stood up and said with a smile: "I know Mr. Li Feiteng, and I must say that I worship him with the same crying face as worshipping black and white photos!"

"Haha......" The audience was happy, Li Feiteng also applauded, he was joked by Guo Degang, and he was not angry at all, because this is Guo Degang, a person who looks sleek, but is extremely sincere and practical, he has many friends in the future, but there are also many enemies.

People who like Guo Degang will become his tightrope, and those who don't like Guo Degang will scold him and the tightrope for being brainless.

"In the first year of Deyun Club, I saw so many people for the first time, I was a little nervous, I didn't open my mouth to speak, I had offended the famous Mr. Li just now, everyone thought that Deyun Club couldn't see me later, so I went to the opposite intersection to see me, I was dressed in tatters, and I was dirty!"

"Huh~" The audience all made the same sound together.

Li Feiteng was surprised, he didn't expect Guo Degang's fans to use such a "call" to cooperate with his performance so early, so as to achieve a humorous and cynical effect.

It can be said that the unanimous "call" of Guo Degang's fans is unique to him in the future, and other cross talk actors can't mobilize the same on-site feelings.

"Okay, host, let the donkey money come up!" Guo Degang said seriously.

Offstage, Li Feiteng burst into laughter, this joke, absolutely forced is an eternal classic, since Guo Degang and Yu Qian worked together, he has never stopped hacking Yu Qian.

"Okay, you old Guo, call my name right, it's Yu Qian!" Yu Qian walked up with an angry smile, and he also wore a very spiritual coat.

Guo Degang looked puzzled, he said to the audience: "Isn't it the donkey leading, is it the donkey leading, is it Yu returning the donkey, the donkey or the donkey?"

"Go aside, Yu, Yu, Yu!" Yu Qian repeated with a deliberately angry face.

Guo Degang immediately said with a sudden realization: "Yes, yes, that's it." ”

The audience burst into laughter again, applause was thunderous, everyone liked Guo Degang and Yu Qian together, it was so fun!

"This Guo Degang is so humorous!" said the princess happily covering her mouth.

Li Feiteng nodded with a smile, he hadn't laughed like this for a long time, and the joy on the scene was really comfortable.

On stage, Guo Degang smiled, and he said seriously: "Today, we will first bring you the cross talk "Don't Say You Are Li Feiteng"!"

"Wow!" the princess opened her mouth in surprise, and she gloated.

The audience at the scene was instantly boiling, they all stood up happily, everyone knew that Li Feiteng was also present today, many people knew that Guo Degang generally likes black people, is it possible that Li Feiteng is also going to be hacked?

As the protagonist, Li Feiteng's eyes were full of murderous energy, and he said to Wang Feng beside him: "You say, should I beat this little fat man?"

"Haha, it's okay to beat it up, but let me listen to this cross talk first. Wang Feng was very happy, he really came to the right place today.

At this time, cross talk has already begun.

Yu Qian frowned, and he said, "Don't say that you are Li Feiteng." I never said I was Li Feiteng!"

"You're definitely not Li Feiteng like this. Sue sΓΉ a secret to you. In fact...... I'm Li Feiteng!" Guo Degang leaned over and whispered.

The audience could naturally hear and see Guo Degang's performance, and they were all happy, but they hadn't laughed yet, ready to see how it came next.

"Why am I not Li Feiteng like this, you are like this--Li Feiteng?" Yu Qian was dissatisfied, and stared at Guo Degang with disdain.

"Hehe! I said I am Li Feiteng, I am Li Feiteng!" Guo Degang finished speaking. He picked up a note from the table, spat it, and snapped it on his head.

The audience, including Li Feiteng, froze, but after a second, everyone burst out laughing, because the note that Guo Degang pasted on his face read, "I am Li Feiteng."

"Hehe......" Yu Qian immediately laughed cooperatively, he nodded and said, "Okay." You're Fei Teng, but what exactly do you want to say?"

This time. Li Feiteng also put away his smile, he is ready to listen to this cross talk seriously, because each of Guo Degang's cross talk represents the hottest topic of an era, and he Li Feiteng is the most popular and a legend now, so if Guo Degang doesn't adapt his story to tell cross talk, he is a little unworthy of being an original cross talk actor.

What is cross talk, that is, to tell the legendary stories in the current era, in ancient times, to tell some gods, devils and monsters, or ancient books and strange tales, and in modern society, we should talk about the topics that people are most concerned about, use the humor of cross talk, and convey them.

Cross talk can be said to be a profession that embraces all walks of life, not only to be knowledgeable, but also to be eloquent, and even to learn music, music, and so on.

Guo Degang smiled, and he suddenly said, "Come, you look for me to sign an autograph!"

"Who are you, I sign it!"

"I'm a ...... with identity Witness!"

"What?"

Guo Degang suddenly tore off the note on his face and said loudly: "I'm not Li Feiteng, but I'm a ...... with identity Witness!"

Yu Qian asked again: "You said slow down, I didn't hear clearly, behind the identity, what is in front of the person?"

Guo Degang showed a shy expression, he sighed and said: "You heard me, I'm a person with an ID card, what, don't accept it!"

Yu Qian was happy and said: "Hehe, you are really a person with an ID card, and I have it too! Not only you have it, but who in the audience doesn't have it!"

Guo Degang said sternly: "It's different, but the name and appearance of my ID card are exactly the same as Li Feiteng, yesterday, I went to the police station to change my name, my name is Li Feiteng!"

Yu Qian was speechless, he said: "For a long time, you are still Li Feiteng!"

Guo Degang immediately said triumphantly: "Yes, that's it, so, find me to sign quickly, hurry up, one of my signatures can sell for a lot of money!"

"Big guy, look at how thick-skinned this person is!" Yu Qian pretended to pick up a notebook from the stage and asked Guo Degang to sign it, and he deliberately made some saliva with his fingers to sign on Qian's hand.

The audience watched the expressions of the two of them and applauded happily.

Guo Degang: "Don't be unhappy, do you know how many sales of my novels are, do you know how many names I have signed?"

Yu Qian: "You still published a book?"

Guo Degang: "The legend of Wukong, those things in the Ming Dynasty, Guo Degang successfully learned!"

The audience burst into laughter! Li Feiteng gave a thumbs up in the audience, he didn't expect Guo Degang to tell his legendary story like this.

Stage.

Yu Qian's eyes widened in disbelief and said, "What, you say it again?"

Guo Degang blushed and coughed twice, and said: "Wukong Biography, those things in the Ming Dynasty, Li Feiteng's old Guo Chenggong learned!"

Yu Qian: "Come on, this person is not cured, don't be surprised, how many sales of your book are?"

"Ten million copies!"

"How many did you sign for book lovers?"

"One...... But not anymore. ”

"Why?"

"The saliva is dry. Guo Degang said very seriously.

Hahaha! The audience's applause rang out, they all felt that this cross talk was very interesting, and Li Feiteng also nodded approvingly, because he really rarely signed autographs for book fans. (To be continued......)

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