Chapter 174: Intimidating the little cousin

"No, my cousin really has something to say to you", Long Xi thought as she diverted her attention.

Tang Yun is not easy to deceive, she pointed at Longxi and shouted: "If you want to say it, just stand there and say, don't come near me."

Long Xi spread his hands and said very innocently: "Cousin won't beat you, don't worry."

Tang Yun rolled his eyes, looking incredulous, "Cousin, your acting skills are okay, I can't play with you in terms of blackmail, so you better stay honest."

Long Xi smacked his lips and said, "When did I blackmail you."

The girl in the purple dress blurted out: "Still want to deny it? When I was four years old, you blackmailed me for a lollipop, when I was five years old, you threatened me to go with you to catch fish in the sea, if it wasn't for my uncle, I almost drowned, when I was six years old, I robbed me of money, and when I was seven years old, I ......".

"Okay, okay, what's right, why don't I remember it?"

The girl glared at him angrily, "You don't remember? Then tell me, what do you remember? ”

Long Xi spread his hands, recalled a little, and then said: "I remember that when I was five years old, I changed your diaper, when you were six years old, you were sick, and I made a pot of porridge for you with my own hands, and I was still ...... when I was seven years old."

It's good that the girl didn't listen, but when she heard it, she was even more angry, spat at him, and said with disdain: "You still have the face to say that you didn't hurt you when you got sick that year, and you threw me into the water tank and said it was to teach me to swim, do you know how cold the water is?" I was almost killed by you, and then I got sick, and you made porridge for me, didn't your uncle beat you? ”

Long Xi rolled his eyes and said, "Anyway, I'll do it or not, and I'll change your diaper."

The girl's face was red with shame, but she was so angry that she couldn't control herself, "Can you not say this, don't you feel ashamed?" I'll admit you changed it for me, but why did you bring a group of boys around to watch it, and you said you wanted to study the structure of the girls, did you change diapers like this? ”

Long Xi said lightly as if he had nothing to do: It's been so many years, can we forgive each other, think about some of other people's shortcomings, remember some of others' mistakes, you are too careful, let's look forward, find the good side of others, and remember those moving moments."

The girl was so anxious that tears came out, "Still moved? Touched by your size, what I am most touched by so far is the half a year that you disappeared, and I was very moved in the days without you."

Long Xi was speechless, and said, "Besides, we have all grown up, let it pass when we were young."

The girl stomped her feet and said: "It's because I've grown up that I don't care about you, now I see you sitting in that position, to be honest, you are very impressive, I didn't expect such a dirty little kid to become the leader of the martial arts alliance one day."

Long Xi coughed dryly, "Well, what you said is a bit too much, I am also your cousin."

"It's because you're my cousin that I respect you so much, why do you think I'm long and short to your cousin every day, you think you're very handsome."

Long Xi touched his hair, blinked his eyes and said, "It's okay."

The girl seemed to have finally avenged her revenge for many years, and snorted and said: "No matter what, cousin, even if you beg me this time, it's useless, it's not that I retaliate, but that you are too self-loving, too disappointed me, and I don't change my life, I must let everyone know about your going to the brothel."

Long Xi's face turned pale with fright, he was too nervous, he was surprisingly stable, he didn't know how his expression remained the same, and he didn't even move his fingers.

He can only give it a try, he thinks that he has now reached the most dangerous moment, and he will be ruined if he can't get rid of himself, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and the thing he pays attention to is one word: fraud.

He suddenly laughed and said, "Go, you have the ability to go."

The girl felt inexplicable, "You're not afraid when I say it?" ”

Long Xi said indifferently: "What do I have to be afraid of, I am a prodigal son, I was originally going to marry seventeen or eighteen wives, and bring seventeen or eighteen concubines, I am worried that I have nowhere to say, your cousin and I are veterans of more than 20 years of love, and the most taboo thing in our business is sneaky and sneaky." If you say it for me, I am willing to give you fifty taels of silver, and we will have a spokesperson in this business, and we can save ourselves from doing anything, and when I take the woman home, you will shout in front, upright, and upright, by the way, you still lack a gong."

"Missing a gong...... What am I going to gong for? The girl glared at him fiercely.

Long Xi picked up the stick on the ground and gestured, "Knock on the gong, you have to beat the gong and drum to shout for me, we people in the rivers and lakes are the most pompous, you have to let them know that I am the groom every day, and I change the bride every night."

"What the hell is this", Long Xi sneered secretly, and after saying this so much, even he didn't know what he was talking about.

The girl's eyebrows frowned slightly, and she couldn't make up her mind, "Why are you asking me to say this?" ”

"Show off", Longxi was full of energy, and said as if he let go of his arms: "I want the whole city to know that I Longxi not only has the ability to laugh and be proud of the rivers and lakes, but also can sleep in the willows, Huairou the world, stealing jade and stealing incense is also my forte, let them know how good I am."

The disdain in the girl's eyes became stronger and stronger, and she exclaimed, "Shameless."

Long Xi laughed and said, "What kind of face do you need to do what we do", he glanced imperceptibly, and saw a hesitant look on the girl's face, he knew that the current road had been taken crooked by him, and he didn't know where the one he was walking was crooked, not as a last resort, he didn't want to run the carriage with his mouth, after all, it was very inconsistent with his character.

The crooked road can only be broken back by himself, and then Long Xi cleared his throat and said seriously: "Although I don't care, your eldest brother will be miserable."

The girl raised her head, her face full of indifference, "I don't care if he is miserable."

Long Xi continued: "Your eldest brother may be cut and chopped into meat sauce by your sister-in-law from now on."

The girl was very relieved on her face, and said: "This is the best, who calls him **, he will suffer himself."

"I don't care, but I can see that your eldest brother really likes people."

The girl leaned her little head and said, "You mean that my brother likes the woman named Meiniang just now?" ”

Long Xi smiled: "That's not it, otherwise why would your brother look for someone every day, at the expense of his innocence."

The girl suddenly smiled and looked at Long Xi meaningfully, "But I think that woman clearly likes you."

Long Xi's face tensed, "Don't talk nonsense."

The girl didn't care, and said with a wicked smile: "What am I talking about, you don't understand a woman's intuition, I said she likes you, do you think I praise you?" I don't know what method you used, it's such a lewd and nasty man."

Long Xi shouted sternly: "What do you say, I'm your cousin, do you have to say this about your cousin."

The girl said coldly: "Shut up, you know how to scare people."

There was no smile on Long Xi's face, and he was extremely tormented in his heart: hold on, you must hold on to the end, you must not laugh, and it will be over if you break your work.

In a cold tone, "I didn't scare you, if you let your sister-in-law know about this, your eldest brother will die, but as long as he still has a breath, he will never let you go."

Understood, the girl in the purple skirt understood thoroughly, and then her face and neck were all white, and she trembled with fright, "How did you forget this stubble, revealing his old bottom, although it was very cool for a while, but this thing was too desperate, with the temperament of the eldest brother, he had to annoy me every day for the rest of his life, I killed him, and he didn't want me to be buried with him?" No way...... Never".

Long Xi saw that Tang Yun's face was cloudy, and knew that this matter had been done, he was both happy and a little ashamed, after all, it was too inhumane to intimidate his little cousin like this.

(End of chapter)