Chapter 5: The drunken brawl of the Jade Emperor is furious
The battle came to an end, and Emperor Guan took the initiative to admit defeat, a result that surprised all the immortals in Heavenly Court. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Emperor Guan made a promise, and of course immediately fulfilled his promise and ordered the young marshal Guan Ping to go back to the house and take out ten elixirs.
The ten elixirs taken by Emperor Guan belong to the high-grade golden pills. The golden pill is divided into three grades, the high-grade golden pill, each of which prolongs the life of 2,500 years, the medium golden pill of each of which prolongs the life of 800 years, and the inferior golden pill cannot extend the lifespan, but it can consolidate the immortal qi and increase the effectiveness of cultivation tenfold.
With ten golden pills, it is equivalent to having 25,000 years of immortal life.
Bai Jiazi took the golden pill and sighed: "After all, Emperor Guan is the Jade Emperor's favorite general, and ten golden pills are generous." My Bai Jiazi can only obtain ten inferior golden pills every 100 years. In the past two thousand years, I have only taken three pills. If it weren't for the usual cultivation diligence, it would be time to end the immortal life and go down to the mortal world to recultivate. Emperor Guan gave me 10 high-grade gold pills as soon as he shook his hand, Emperor Guan is really a local tyrant! ”
Emperor Guan is a big man who is difficult to chase after his words, he must believe in his words and deeds, and he will immediately play the Emperor of Heaven, and protect the promotion of Bi Ma Wen Sun Qian as the head of the sailor war horse!
The head of the naval division war horse, belonging to the subordinate officials of the naval governor's mansion, although he is a subordinate official of the metropolitan governor's mansion, but the official character is the fourth grade, and he holds important power, and is in charge of 100,000 war horses in the heavenly court, which is somewhat similar to the commander-in-chief of the naval fleet in the mortal world. bit high weight.
The Emperor of Heaven immediately issued an order to entitle Sun Qian as the head of the sailor war horse, and enjoy the treatment of the four products.
Judging from the results of this event, it can be said that everyone is happy, and the biggest beneficiary is Bi Ma Wen Sun Qian. The second is Baijiazi.
That night, Sun Qian came to Baijiazi's mansion with a thank you gift to thank Baijiazi.
But he said that Bai Jiazi was tired, returned to the mansion, ordered Xiao Shovel to close the door of the mansion, and took the ten high-grade gold pills given by Emperor Guan in the study and played with them in the palm of his hand. But he was so happy.
The ten golden pills were full of crystals, like jewels.
You must know that Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace can only refine ten golden pills every year, and these ten golden pills need to be distributed by the Emperor of Heaven to the immortals in the heavenly court according to their merits and work performance.
Today, I only got ten golden pills, which can be said to have taken the fruits of Taishang Laojun for a year in one go. If you want to come to the immortals, you must be more than impressed by yourself, from tomorrow, it is estimated that there will be a lot of traffic in front of the mansion, people come and go, and the Emperor of Heaven will definitely give me an important position!
Thinking about it, I couldn't help but smile happily, as if I had a good future under control.
Slowly, I can't enjoy these ten golden pills alone, if it weren't for Bi Ma Wen's careful cultivation, how would I have earned such an honor!
Just be happy and generous, give him five grains!
At this time, the fat waiter came over from the little fart sweep and reported: Report to the chief manager, Lord Bima Wensun came to visit!
Bai Jiazi nodded, pretending not to be angry and said to Xiao Sweep: "Oh, then there is a love grandson!" You go and let Xiao Shovel set up a table of fairy fruit banquet in the hall, take out the elixir and jade liquid to entertain you, and the deity will get drunk with Lord Sun tonight! ”
With that, he went straight to the hall.
At this time, I saw Sun Qian with a few little monkeys, the little monkeys carried a few boxes of gifts and followed behind, a group of monkeys dressed in human appearance, looking particularly funny, Bai Jiazi couldn't help laughing.
Sun Qian didn't understand why Bai Jiazi was laughing, so he bowed and said, "Sun Qian meets the chief manager!"
Bai Jiazi laughed and said, "How dare you!" How dare you! Sun Qian, starting tomorrow, it is time for the deity to greet you, and I will call you an honorific name: General Sun! ”
Sun Qian grinned and scratched his head: "Brother Bai, don't damage the little brother, I didn't thank you for my blessing to be able to do this great luck."
Bai Jiazi laughed, and then invited Sun Qian to enter the room and go to the banquet to drink and talk.
Shovel was busy with a few minions receiving gifts.
It is said that the two of them are staggered, and a thousand cups are not poured. Baijiazi is born ** wine, you can't go without wine for a day, that Sun Qian is also a wine fan, and he straddles a wine gourd every day and drinks wine as tea.
Today, Bai Jiazi deliberately took out the high-grade GZ Moutai enshrined in the mortal world, scratched Sun Qianmei's ears and cheeks, drank and shook three times, simply grabbed a long sword, brandished the long sword and sang while dancing:
Drunk and looking at the sword,
Dream back to blow the horn company camp!
Eight hundred miles under the command,
Fifty-string chipped plug sound!
Bai Jiazi applauded and laughed: "Sing well!" Xin Qiji's "Breaking the Array"! I also love this good song! ”
After that, he snatched the sword from Sun Qian's hand, and then waved the long sword in his hand!
Bai Jiazi is handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, the white clothes are better than the snow, the fairy wind is bone, and the tiger and tiger dancing with a long sword in hand are in the wind
Continued with a deep, magnetic bass:
The horse-made Lu is fast,
The bow is like a thunderbolt.
But the king's affairs are in the world,
Earn the name before and after your death.
Poor white happens!
Bai Jiazi's fluttering and elegant figure is just the opposite of Sun Qian, who is jumping three times, the two of them are in harmony with each other, which looks very funny!
The fairies serving wine in the hall couldn't help but giggle with their mouths covered.
Unconsciously, the wine was hot, and the two of them were already tilted on the jade mountain, drunk and fell to the ground drunk, as if they were holding a wine jug and pouring wine into their mouths.
The fairies hurriedly helped Bai Jiazi up, Bai Jiazi launched a drunken madness, pushed away the beautiful and moving, like a frightening fairy, the fairy was frightened and took a few steps back.
Heaven is different from the world, it is not allowed to Sifan, the love of men and women, although the fairy is beautiful, but Bai Jiazi is a true immortal who has cultivated for thousands of years after all, and he has long been beyond the mortal, so he will not be drunk and disorderly.
He pointed at Sun Qian and scolded with a smile: "You said that you are a monkey on Huaguo Mountain, the little follower of the Monkey King Monkey King, and now you have become the head of the sailor war horse!" How old are you? I think I have a dignified appearance, and I am only eight buckets tall, but now I can only do a small ...... The small sanitation manager takes the cleaner to clean the heavenly court every day...... There is no beginning of the millennium! ”
Sun Qian is usually a sleek and sophisticated person, but after drinking wine today, he was not convinced, he pointed to Bai Jiazi and scolded with a smile: "What's wrong with me?" What's wrong with me being a monkey? At least I can take a horse and raise a horse! Back then, the king of my family (referring to Sun Wukong) found the Water Curtain Cave and claimed to be the king, and I was still the prime minister! You...... Your Baijiazi is just the warehouse manager of an official granary in the world, and being able to become an immortal is creation! ”
Hearing that his brother also looked down on him like this, Bai Jiazi was furious, and grabbed Sun Qian's shirt is two slaps! How could Sun Qian be soft, and immediately fought back, and the two of them suddenly scuffled!
The beautiful goddess suddenly lost her complexion, and shouted in a coquettish voice to call for a small shovel to sweep over.
Xiao Shovel and Xiao Sweep are drinking and having fun with Sun Qian's attendant monkeys in the outer hall. Seeing the two masters scuffling with him, they all ran in, the small shovel and the small sweep were holding the white armor, and the monkeys were holding Sun Qian.
The two are still scolding each other.
Bai Jiazi scolded: "It was Lao Tzu who rode a horse to defeat Emperor Guan, and your kid picked up a big bargain and became the head of the sailor's war horse!" You're just taking advantage of Lao Tzu's light! ”
Sun Qian replied: "You still have the face to say!" I spent hundreds of years raising that black horse, what credit do you have, don't you remember how you were thrown down by the black horse, sitting on the ground and crying?! ”
Bai Jiazi was exposed by him, and he who had always liked to play cool pretenses, suddenly couldn't bear it anymore, shook off the small shovel and swept it, and beat Sun Qian when he pounced on it!
The two drunks fought together from the Health Governor's Mansion, hit the Nantian Gate, and then beat from the Nantian Gate to the outside of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Xiao Shovel also led the cleaners to fight with a group of monkeys from the Bimawen Mansion on the heavenly steps, causing a lot of trouble.
After the guards of the Nantian Gate saw it, they rushed up to pull the rack and reported the matter to the Jade Emperor as soon as possible.
When the Jade Emperor heard that the two were fighting and making trouble, he was furious.
He ordered the guards of the Southern Heavenly Gate to lock the two of them and tie them to Optimus Prime. Then he ordered Taishang Laojun to come and deal with the two.
Taishang Laojun is Bai Jiazi's master, and when he heard that Bai Jiazi was drunk, he shook his head and smiled bitterly: "This stinky boy, make trouble for me again!" Every few decades, I have to make an incident for the deity! ”
Then he came from the Tushi Palace with colorful clouds.
When he arrived at the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he asked the Jade Emperor about the situation and hurried to Optimus Prime.
I saw Bi Ma Wen Sun Qian and his apprentice Bai Jiazi being roped with gold ropes in the heavenly pillar
The knot of the rope was strong, and he pointed to the two and scolded, "Good for you two! During the day, the horse racing battle was in the limelight, and at night they got drunk and made trouble and beat each other! Let's see how the old man cleans you up! ”
Bai Jiazi was tired from fighting, so he actually tilted his head and fell asleep. Sun Qian was also exhausted, and muttered to himself with a wine burp.
Taishang Laojun chanted a spell and waved his hand, emitting a colored light, and the two of them were immediately awakened!
Bai Jiazi's hair was messy, and when he saw the master blowing his beard and glaring in front of him now, he hurriedly said, "Master, master, what's the matter, why am I tied?"
Sun Qian was also anxious to ask: "Taishang Immortal Master, why are we tied up here?"
Taishang Laojun said angrily: "You two are drunk and beat each other, from the governor's mansion to the Nantianmen, and then to the outside of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor heard that Long Yan was furious, and ordered the old man to punish him severely!"
The two of them were shocked when they heard this, and Sun Qian and the wicked man sued first: "Taishang Immortal Master, it was he Bai Jiazi who started beating me first and bullying me!"
Bai Jiazi sneered: "Who bullied you? It's clear that you're making insulting remarks to the deity! ”
Taishang Laojun asked Wen Qiong, the guard of the Nantian Gate beside him: "Have you taken the locks of the group of troublemakers?" Wen Qiong reported: "The troublemakers in the two governments have all been locked up and detained in the prison!"
Taishang Laojun nodded and said, "You two stubborn people are making trouble, and they have also been locked up!" You still confront the old man to the Heavenly Division (the judicial organ of the Heavenly Court)! ”
The two knew that the whole house was arrested, and they knew that the matter was big! Regret and secretly complain. Taishang Laojun ordered Wen Qiong to escort the two to Tiansi.
After a night of confrontation, Bai Jiazi was judged to have provoked the incident and was the first offender. Sun Qian set up arson and fought as a secondary offender.
Bai Jiazi shouted and begged Taishang Laojun to intercede for himself for the sake of the face of the master and apprentice.
Taishang Laojun saw Sun Qian looking at himself with his eyes, and knew that if he favored Bai Jiazi, he would definitely be promoted by Sun Qian to favor his own people! Taishang Laojun thought about it, gritted his teeth and said: "The old man is impartial this time, and both of you will not escape heavy responsibility!"
Taishang Laojun reported the results of the review to the Jade Emperor, and in order to prevent his apprentice Bai Jiazi from being thrown into the mortal world, he deliberately reported the crimes of both of them lightly, so that under the conditions of exonerating Sun Qian, exonerating Bai Jiazi could suppress this matter.
The Jade Emperor thought that things were not so simple, and if they were not severely punished, they could not be set an example.
The next day, Sun Wukong, the Buddha of Dousheng, came from the west and interceded with the Jade Emperor, hoping to let his apprentice Sun Qian and his horse go and let him make meritorious contributions.
The face of fighting to defeat the Buddha cannot be withheld.
After comprehensive consideration, the Jade Emperor ordered:
Bai Jiazi committed murder after drinking and degraded the mortal dust. Sun Qian fought in vain and was demoted to a cleaner.
But the two of them committed a first offense, and pleaded guilty with a good attitude, and decided to take a step of mercy.
Bai Jiazi was demoted to the guard officer of Nantianmen and was under the jurisdiction of Wen Qiong. Ranked nine.
Sun Qian was dismissed as the head of the war horse of the water division, and he was deposed as Bi Ma Wen, and he was not promoted for five hundred years!
Each of the disciples was imprisoned for fifty years!
The small shovel and the small sweep were reduced to ordinary privates in Nantianmen.
Hearing the verdict, Bai Jiazi's heart was like ashes! He has worked hard in the position of chief health manager for 2,000 years, but now he is deposed as a Jiupin city gate official, and can only lead ten soldiers guarding the gate.
Because of his intercession to defeat the Buddha, although he was degraded in face, he could not become the head of the Heavenly Court Water Division's war horse, but he was still Bi Ma Wen, five products, which is equivalent to no loss!
When I returned to the house, I packed my bags and was about to move out of the health administrator's office, all my belongings were confiscated, and I only took a small shovel, a small sweep and my own clothes, a bed, and went to Nantianmen to serve as the official of Jiupin City!
I thought this was the result, but when I copied the belongings, there was a big mess, and the ten golden pills that were supposed to be handed over to the heavenly court disappeared!