Chapter 110: Yin and Yang Office (II)

Chapter 110 Yin and Yang Office (II)

When Hu Yu fell asleep, Hu Fei began to write couplets, which had to be written in a special way, first Hu Fei soaked the entire white paper in a bowl of alum water, and then quickly poured his true yuan into the paper.

Soon there was a special luster on the white paper, and Hu Fei immediately picked up the brush and began to write this couplet to be pasted at the door on the cut white paper.

Shanglian: Break life and death, peep yin and yang, and communicate the three realms and six realms.

Downlink: Set the world, break all things, and laugh at the gods and Buddhas.

Horizontal batch: Heavenly Judge

After writing the couplet, before Hu Fei could deal with it, he heard Nian Feng's voice ringing: "What a big breath!" Hu Fei raised his head and looked, Nian Feng didn't know when he stood next to the table, looking at Hu Fei's couplet, his face was full of indescribable weirdness.

The old face was red when he was looked at by Nian Feng, and Hu Fei immediately said righteously: "This is called appropriate exaggeration, appropriate exaggeration, do you know what is Spring and Autumn brushwork, do you know what exaggerated writing is?"

"You call this exaggeration, do you call it bragging?" Nian Feng rarely burst into a modern language.

"I'm willing, who cares. What kind of Buddha does you have the ability, the Jade Emperor come down and take care of me. Hu Fei shrugged his shoulders and said.

If you dare to write like this in our time, you don't need the Buddha Jade Emperor, just ensure that as soon as you hang it up, countless cultivators will immediately come to the door to step on the plate, and there will be ghosts if you don't smash your signboard. But now, Nian Feng can only be powerless to refute this sentence. But aside from the point of bragging/coercion, this couplet is full of momentum.

"But what are you doing with this couplet? And it's still for the dead to see? What are you going to do to be a judge in the Yin Division? or are you going to hang it at our door?" Nian Feng said with an eyebrow raised.

"Nope. I'm going to start a firm. Hu Fei blew the ink on the white paper, so that the ink quickly fixed. At that time, Hu Fei directly left the ink on the peach board, and a couplet that the living could not see, but the dead could see, was completed.

"What is the office doing?" Nian Feng was a little curious.

"It's like a law firm, but it's for the dead. Hu Fei said as he sorted out his ink treasure.

“…… You cow. Two words came out of Nian Feng's mouth, but she also understood what Hu Fei was doing, "You just want to rely on the six reincarnations to transform ghosts and end the reward of cause and effect to increase your cultivation?"

"Otherwise, I don't have a place to cultivate, although I say that there is a spirit stone. But that thing will eventually run out, and I don't know when I'll find the second one, and I can't find it every day when I refine the demon, and I don't know if I need the true element, and I hate it when I use it. Hu Fei said with emotion.

"Aren't you? Do you really think it's so easy to do things for ghosts? How can the rewards of the six reincarnations be so easy to get? It's easy to play this brand of yours, but it's difficult to take it back if you want to, do you know that if you can't do it by then, you're causing cause and effect for yourself?" Nian Feng was a little anxious, he really thought you were invincible? If this thing was so good. There are more people who do it.

You know, every ghost's obsession is different, and if you can't finish it, then all the cause and effect cycles will be in place. Karma will be concentrated on you, I really don't know how thick the sky is, and I don't know how to die.

"Is there any difference?" Hu Fei's face was calm. said with a smile, of course he knew all these consequences. But is there any difference? If Hu Fei can't cure Hu Yu well, it means that his cultivation can't be very high. When the time comes, you still can't escape the punishment of birth, old age, sickness and death, as for reincarnation, no matter what you become in the next life, you can't remember what you want to do?

"I don't want to become a Buddha, I just want to save my sister. Hu Fei glanced at Nian Feng lightly, what kind of causal cycle, you can do your best, and Hu Fei doesn't care if you can't do it.

Nian Feng was choked by Hu Fei and speechless, indeed, Hu Fei is different from these people, maybe they, immortal cultivators, cultivators, want to attain the Tao, become a positive fruit, and want to become an immortal and become a Buddha, but Hu Fei has no such thoughts, the so-called desireless nature has no desire, his purpose is not those at all, and he is naturally not afraid of the so-called karma.

"Whatever you want, but don't forget, you promised to help me get my body back, and I don't want to die. Nian Feng said.

"I'm just saying try your best, you've been dead for thousands of years, and the ghost knows if your body has long since turned into a pile of loess. Hu Fei rolled his eyes, who knows where your body is? I don't even know what your body is even now.

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, anyway, you'll know when the time comes, since you agreed, don't think about running away. Nian Feng pursed his lips and looked at the couplet written by Hu Fei again: "However, how do I think your couplet is uncomfortable, are you sure you want to write it like this?"

"Of course. Hu Fei nodded, this is an advertising effect, do you understand? In these years, if you don't write yourself a little awesome, who dares to believe you, I'm not afraid that you are too good, but I am afraid that you are not good enough.

"Alright then, then I won't care about you, you are prepared to be in trouble. Nian Feng shrugged his shoulders and stopped talking.

"I've had enough troubles, no more. Hu Fei smiled.

At noon the next day, Hu Fei received a call from Han Hao, telling him that all the things in his store had been prepared, and even the plaque had been hung up, so he was waiting for him to pass. After saying hello to Hu Yu, Hu Fei immediately packed up his things and rushed over, and when he arrived at the place, Hu Fei immediately saw the huge plaque hanging on the top of the door: Yin and Yang Office.

Well, in this way, it is still a bit imposing. Hu Fei nodded, and two blank mahogany boards had been hung twice at the main entrance, and a horizontal mahogany board had also been hung on top. Hu Fei clipped his ink treasure under his arm and walked inside.

Inside, Hu Fei immediately felt that his eyes lit up, and the house had been completely cleaned up. The entrance eye is a screen partition, also made of wood. Inside, there is a huge fish tank, and the part next to the window is filled with dozens of pots of various flowers. The others are very ordinary, wooden sofas and desks, etc., and the chairs are also wooden Taishi chairs, which are quite consistent with the style of this room.

It's just that the bookshelf next to it is still empty, and there is nothing in it, seeing Hu Fei coming in, Han Hao immediately smiled and asked, "How is it?"

"Well, yes, quite satisfied. Hu Fei nodded with satisfaction.

"What books are you going to get in this shelf?" Han Hao asked, pointing to the bookshelf.

"I'll do it myself. "Hu Fei can't buy the books on this shelf on Taobao. He wondered where he should go to get some ancient books or something, it didn't need to be too old, the kind of ancient books from decades ago would do, and it looked quite stylish, didn't it?

On the second floor, the second floor is completely different from the first floor, more modern, both bedrooms have also bought new furniture, beds, etc., and everything in the bathroom has been changed. The most important thing is the lobby on the second floor. I don't know how Han Hao did it, leaning against the whole row of windows, he directly made a huge flower pond about one meter wide, and many kinds of flowers have been planted in it.

"Not bad. Thanks. Hu Fei said with a smile, he was already very satisfied with such an environment, but in fact, Hu Fei had no requirements for this. If it weren't for the fact that the place where he lived before was not a place to receive these ghosts at all, in fact, Hu Fei could have been there. But there are too many people living there. If there is any movement, it is easy to alarm others.

It's a lot quieter here. There was no one else in this room, and the neighbors outside were at least a few dozen meters away from Hu Fei. Speaking of which, there is a small yard behind this small building, although the yard is not big, but it is no problem to raise some flowers and plants, put some sundries, park a car or something.

"I've already sent the workers away, what are you going to do with the couplet at the door?

"No, this is fine, hehe. Hu Fei took out the white paper that was clipped under his arm.

"What is this?" asked Han Hao a little strangely.

"I wrote it. Hu Fei replied three words and walked directly to the door, even if there were not many people passing by during the day, there were not many people on this road. Walking to the door, taking the three peach planks at the door from the nails that had been ordered, taking them back to the house and putting them on the table, Hu Fei unfolded the white paper.

"I'll go, good cow fork couplet. Seeing what Hu Fei wrote, Han Hao couldn't help but comment.

"Well, I'll get this right first. Hu Fei was not afraid that Han Hao would see it, Han Hao knew a lot of things, these were nothing, Hu Fei quickly said that the two white pieces of paper were tightly attached to the peach board, and then directly pinched the spell and cast a spell, only to see the two white pieces of paper stick to the peach board, and then slowly printed into the peach board, as if the two had always grown together.

And as the white paper was printed, the font on it quickly disappeared. When the three peach planks were finished, Han Hao was already dumbfounded, and the black calligraphy disappeared under his sight.

The three mahogany planks also changed drastically, and the original color of the mahogany planks was maintained around them, but they were concave in the middle and turned white, and they still looked like they were wooden, but there was nothing on them. After getting it done, Hu Fei hung the three couplets directly at the door, raised his head and looked at them, and Hu Fei nodded with satisfaction.

Han Hao couldn't see it, but Hu Fei could see that at this moment, the font on the couplet seemed to be carved into this peach board, and the dragon flew and the phoenix danced, matching the content inside, it looked unusually imposing.

However, in Han Hao's opinion, it is extremely infiltrating, hanging three wooden boards, and in the middle of the three wooden boards are three white strips, with nothing on them, which makes people's scalp tingle. Originally, Han Hao thought that he had made this shop good, although the name of the store was a little weird, but now it is not just weird, just these three things are hanging, this is already terrifying. Even Han Hao himself didn't dare to go in. (To be continued......)