"Why is Yang Yi, you sing so well, why don't you agree?" Gao Xiaoqing begged bitterly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info Yang Yi said: "It's not that I don't agree, don't you know that people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, my current job is to study hard!" ”

This is the conclusion that Yang Yi came to in the middle of the night after thinking about it yesterday, yesterday's song will definitely make him famous overnight, and he really enjoys the feeling of being in the limelight, but he still has to distinguish between priorities and priorities, and now his homework has just caught up, and Yang Yi doesn't want to fall behind again. Although Brother System was furious about this, saying that this was a good opportunity to collect worship energy, Yang Yi still didn't plan to be in the limelight this time.

Wu Yan impatiently pushed Gao Xiaoqing away and asked, "In the end, you are afraid of being caught by others to be a star, and you are afraid of being annoyed by messy people, right?" "Yes!" "Then if I have a way to help you hide your identity, why don't you do it?" "This..."Yang Yi didn't know why, he suddenly had an ominous premonition, and just about to think about it, Wu Yan said impatiently: "Are you a man or not, why are you such a mother-in-law!" ”

Yang Yi looked at Gao Xiaoqing's pleading eyes, and finally gritted his teeth and nodded, "It's okay to do it, but can you say it first..." After Wu Yan finished speaking, she pulled Gao Xiaoqing away, and Yang Yi slapped the table and shouted, "Hey! What the hell have you come up with! Can you tell me first? ”

The sports committee is relatively idle, running and doing exercises every day, and the others are simply idle people, and there are only two physical education classes a week, which may be snatched away by other substitute teachers, to be honest, Yang Yi practices martial arts every day in addition to reading, and is basically in the dormitory, and it is easy to be said to be pretending to be on the playground.

"Yang Yi! Yang Yi, are you dead? As soon as Yang Yi finished eating six box lunches, he heard Wu Yan's loud voice, Chen Hao and Zhou Yun went to the net, only the boss was still sleeping with a book, Yang Yi looked at the window, Gao Xiaoqing and Wu Yan were waving to themselves, and Wang Xiaolei was still here!

"What are you doing here?" Wang Xiaolei patted Yang Yi on the shoulder and said kindly: "Brother, of course my sister is here to help you!" Yang Yi looked at Wang Xiaolei, who was slightly shorter than herself, and wondered, when did she become her younger brother? But he hasn't asked yet, one more friend and multiple paths, it's not a big deal to recognize a godsister, not to mention that this godsister is so rich.

Wang Xiaolei was very satisfied with Yang Yi's knowledge, shook the car key in her hand and said, "Let's go, I'll take a leave of absence for the three of you." "Where are we going?" "Oh, why do you have so many questions, let me in!" Wu Yan forcibly stuffed Yang Yi into the car, and until now Yang Yi didn't know what their idea was, he just hoped it wouldn't be too unexpected.

This time Wang Xiaolei's car changed, Yang Yi didn't know what kind of car it was, he was just a half-ass, strictly speaking, he was still a car blind. The car drove fast, Yang Yi raised a pale yellow drink in his hand, Yang Yi took a sip and asked, "What are you going to do?" Wang Xiaolei was still wearing wide sunglasses, but Yang Yi still saw the curvature of the corners of her mouth, and the uneasiness became even stronger.

"Brother Anla, can my sister still sell you? It's just taking you to buy clothes. "Oh." I was a little relieved in my heart, but Wu Yan behind me burst out laughing, and when she saw Yang Yi turn her head to look at herself, she hurriedly collapsed her face again, and the little ease that Yang Yi had just raised disappeared in an instant.

"How about the little brother, my sister's clothes here are quite complete, right?" This is not a complete problem at all, this is too complete, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, ring fat and thin, Yang Yi has never seen it here, this is simply a clothing expo!

Wu Yan cheered and plunged into the sea of clothes, Gao Xiaoqing was still hesitating, Wang Xiaolei smiled and said: "Go find a favorite one, just as I give you a meeting gift, and you must get along with Yanzi in the future." Gao Xiaoqing was still hesitant, but she might as well be dragged away by Wu Yan and disappear into the colorful clothes. My brother picks two pieces, even if my sister gives them! ”

Wang Xiaolei said very boldly, but Yang Yi couldn't do it. It's not that Yang Yi is thin-skinned, there are no men's clothes here at all, all women's clothes, Yang Yi is not even sure whether some of them are underwear or coats, just three pieces of cloth with ropes and a layer of mosquito nets, can this be considered clothes?

Yang Yi said in a tone of disbelief: "Sister, are you sure you didn't take me to the wrong room?" I guess the men's section must be next door, right, I'll go first. The back collar was caught, and Wang Xiaolei chuckled: "My good brother, we're not wrong, your clothes are here, pick one!" Yang Yi turned around and said to Wang Xiaolei seriously: "Sister, don't make trouble!" ”

"Who's messing with you!" Wu Yan was wearing a princess dress full of Western-style style, and said arrogantly with her waist crossed. "It's because you're afraid of being recognized, I'll help you think of this good way, you promised in the morning, don't put on your pants and don't admit it!" Wang Xiaolei was very unimpressed by the sentence that she would not admit it when she put on her pants, glared at Wu Yan, and said to Yang Yi seriously:

"Brother, don't be nervous, what is it to dress as a man, it's just a skirt, it's not a big deal." Yang Yi's head shook like a rattle: "No, no, no!" I can't speak well, I'm going to be exposed! "What are you afraid of, you're all just little kids now, who can hear the voice-changing period?"

Brother System was already about to go crazy and shouted, "Hahaha! This little girl is so smart, why didn't she think that this system is so great? Hahaha, just do it, you can sing and collect worship energy, and you are not afraid of being discovered, killing two birds with one stone, hahaha! "Shut up! I don't want to be a sissy! The system sneered: "Hehe! It's not up to you to say yes or no, be honest and obedient, otherwise you will suffer! ”

"I'm afraid of you! Yes! Fuck you! "As I said before, the system has a way to help Yang Yi develop the brain domain, but this method is a bit violent, the system uses its own strength to help Yang Yi directly develop the brain domain, and one side effect is that it will be accompanied by a severe headache! Usually once every ten days and half a month, every time Yang Yi doubts his life, this time he was actually used by the system to threaten himself!

Yang Yi's face turned white in an instant, Wang Xiaolei thought that he couldn't get over the level in his heart, and explained: "You really don't have to worry too much, you can't cover your face, right?" Gao Xiaoqing wore Hanfu and persuaded: "Yang Yi, you can agree, just contribute to our class, our head teacher wants this championship very much, and the day after tomorrow is the head teacher's birthday, I want to use this champion as a gift for him." At this time, the system was developed again, Yang Yi's painful lips trembled, and finally gave in, squeezed out a smiling face and gritted his teeth and said, "I can't do it!." ”

This was not said to Wang Xiaolei and them, but to the system. The system has gone crazy: "Hahahaha! Energy! A wave of energy is coming! Hahahaha! "Yang Yi feels like he is on a thief ship, this ghost system has done anything for energy! Wu Yan ignored Yang Yi's pale face, took two pieces of clothing and asked, "Do you like Western style or Chinese style?" ”

Wang Xiaolei found Yang Yi's and said worriedly, "Are you okay?" Yang Yi shook his head: "It's okay, low blood sugar is guilty, you can help me choose, I'll lie down for a while." "Tsk, God is jealous of talent, my sister will bring you something delicious, you wait!"

After a while, Wang Xiaolei brought a large plate of colorful and lovely desserts, judging from the rich milky aroma and sweetness, this thing is willing to eat even if you don't have low blood sugar. Of course, Wang Xiaolei won't bring it herself, he is followed by two men. One with glasses, the other with a cap, and a breath called "Niang"!

The man with glasses came up and put Yang Yi's pants, Yang Yi's reflexes were joking? kicked the door behind, and the cap trotted behind the door and shouted: "Honey, are you okay, are you better for you to rub it?" "Hani, I'm fine, this boy is very powerful!" The scene in front of him made Yang Yi's sweat and hair explode,

Wang Xiaolei slapped Yang Yi in disgust and said, "What are you doing, the two of them are makeup artists, why are you still doing it?" "He picks my pants!" The man with glasses got up and said, "Boy! I'm just trying to help you get rid of your leg hair. The cap cocked the orchid and said disgustedly: "That's it, the furry disgusting death is pulled!" "Yang Yi can't wait to punch him to death!

Yang Yi was still struggling for the last time, gritted his teeth and said: "I don't have to wear a skirt, can't I wear pants?" The man with glasses waved his index finger and said, "Boy, you are too young, there is a big difference between a man's ass and a girl's, you will be exposed, of course, my Hani's ass is the best!" The cap said shyly: "Dead ghost! It's sweet in your mouth! ”

Wang Xiaolei was probably disgusted, and said angrily: "Can you two be more restrained?" The boss spoke, and the two of them instantly straightened up and said in unison: "Yes!" "Yang Yi, what do you think of this cheongsam?"

Gao Xiaoqing was holding a high-forked cheongsam in her hand, bewitching purple, and embroidered on her chest with an orchid that seemed to be dripping water at any time, and the strange sense of fusion made people addicted. Yang Yi admits that this cheongsam is indeed very beautiful, but this is a bit too much, right? This slit is all open to the root of the thigh!

Yang Yi covered his face and said, "Can't you change it?" Gao Xiaoqing was puzzled: "Isn't it good-looking?" "It's good-looking, but..."Wu Yan interrupted Yang Yi and said, "It's good-looking, come and take off your pants, this is a hair removal patch, hurry up and don't grind." Yang Yi held his belt buckle and said, "Don't come here, I'll come by myself!" The man with glasses took the hair removal post and raised his eyebrows at Yang Yi: "Come on, boy!" I'll be gentle! ”

"I warn you not to come! Lao Tzu knows martial arts! "Ahh