Chapter 137: Great Doctor!
"Brother Hang, are you really a doctor? I haven't seen a doctor who rides on a patient and touches ,...... randomly."
Li Yishuang spoke weakly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Hey, you hang your eldest brother, the way to see a doctor is different, they see all external diseases, but I see internal diseases, do you know what the golden ratio is?"
Ye Xiuwen asked while touching the bones along Li Yishuang's hand.
"The golden ratio?" Li Yishuang really didn't know.
"That's, but this professional nature is too strong, I guess you haven't heard of it, this woman, with big breasts and white skin, that's not enough, you are curvy!
For example, the perfect curve of your arm is (height x 0.16) cm.
The perfect curve of the bust is (height x0.53) cm, and the lower abdomen ,......"
"The lower abdomen, hang the big brother, you don't have to touch the lower abdomen, right?" Li Yishuang grabbed his skirt stiffly.
"Huh, don't move, how do I feel, there's something moving in there?"
Ye Xiuwen was startled, and Li Yishuang was startled, so he hurriedly stopped and let Ye Xiuwen's big hands swim in his lower abdomen.
"Old beggar, you haven't touched enough!"
In vain, Ye Xiuwen attacked a person from behind and shouted, but Ye Xiuwen didn't pay attention to it at all, grabbed it with his backhand, clasped the other party's hand, and then fell over the shoulder and threw it on the three-meter-long bed.
"You ?......"
"What are you, you have menstrual cramps,......"
"How do you know?"
Xiao Chunli was fallen, and when she got up, she wanted to reason with Ye Xiuwen, but she didn't want Ye Xiuwen to say a word, but she was given to her, because she did have menstrual pain.
"Yes, is there any way to cure ?......?"
Xiao Chunli asked weakly, and the more she spoke, the quieter her voice became.
"Tsk! This is actually easy to do, the old man has a thing, sometimes soft as a whip, sometimes strong as a gun, as long as it is injected into the little sister's body, repeatedly inserted three hundred times, it will definitely be able to cure the disease!"
"Yes, so smart, come on......" Xiao Chunli didn't understand what was going on, but she lay down on the big bed and posed in a 'big' shape.
"Wucao, the women of the Ming Kingdom, are they so easy to deceive?"
Ye Xiu Wensheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, feeling that today's moment of happiness was coming.
"Wait a minute, I haven't finished reading this for your sister yet,......!
"Brother Hang, I think you should see Chunli's doctor! I really don't need to see it!"
Li Yishuang has been ridden by Ye Xiuwen for a long time, which is really embarrassing.
"Eh, doing things is like being a person, how can you give up halfway and be done soon,...... No, it's over,....... Alas, the girl's breasts,...... No, it's a perfect body, but the old man has only seen it for many years, and it can be called a devil's body,......"
"Devil figure, old beggar, what is the devil figure?"
Xiao Chunli, who still thinks that Ye Xiuwen is an old beggar, even thinks that her senior sister wants to hang her eldest brother and wants to go crazy.
"The devil's body is a woman's perfect body shape, wherever she goes, it will attract the attention of a man, and the man follows behind, just like a fly, and he can't go away, haha,......!
"What about me, old beggar? What ?......about me?"
Xiao Chunli was still standing on the bed and twisted it.
"You're also a devil,......
"Really?" Xiao Chunli excited.
"Yes, the real devil, the kind of ,...... that destroys and destroys."
"Poof!"
Ye Xiuwen's words actually amused Li Yishuang, a smile fell into the city, Bai Meisheng, it was Li Yishuang's smile.
"Hmph, senior sister, you make fun of me too, you ,......."
"......Shhhhhh
Just when Xiao Chunli was about to protest loudly, Ye Xiuwen made a small gesture.
"What's the matter?" Li Yishuang asked softly.
"We are being watched,...... By the way, you two have been poisoned by a kind of 'ecstasy incense', do you know who gave it ?......?"
"This ,......"
Li Yishuang covered his head and recalled, but the first thing that came to mind was Xiao Chunli.
She was relatively shallowly poisoned, so her brain was relatively clear, and she directly explained the reason, saying that the three of their brothers and sisters, when they left the general's mansion, turned into the alley, and didn't want the two generals to be biased, but they stopped them.
Li Yishuang said that he wanted to leave, but the other party took out two pieces of juanpa, and with just a shake, a cloud of white smoke was shaken out, and then they didn't know anything.
"Oh, my brother?"
Xiao Chunli thought of her younger brother, so she had to get out of bed to find it, but she didn't want Ye Xiuwen to be quick, pressed him on the bed, and ripped off the human skin mask covering her face.
"Brother Hang, is it really you?" Xiao Chunli's eyes widened in surprise.
"Shhhhhh,......h
"Brother Hang, how can you let us cooperate, go in the water, go in the fire, go in the fire,......"
Li Yishuangdao is righteous enough, and that Xiao Chunli is only the order of the senior sister.
"This is very simple, I'll push the bed in a while, you can moan without illness, it's okay,......"
"No disease, moaning?" Li Yishuang didn't seem to understand.
"You have to find this feeling,......"
"Ah......h
Xiao Chunli screamed, it turned out that when Ye Xiuwen was explaining, he shot out in vain and pinched her thigh.
"Well, Brother Hang, I understand!" Li Yishuang nodded.
"You, you, you bully people,......" Xiao Chunli buried her head between her legs, pretending to cry.
"Okay, after the deed is done, I will reward you with a big roast leg of lamb!"
"Really?"
It was still Ye Xiuwen's words that were so good, Xiao Chunli immediately stopped crying, and lay on the bed and wailed.
"It's wrong, it's wrong, it's not screaming, it's moaning, it's groaning...... Do you know what you call it?"
"Huh, that's too hard, isn't it?"
This is not a problem at all for Xiao Chunli, but if you want Li Yishuang to call, she can't learn it at all.
"Okay, it's okay to call alone,...... Boom ......"
Ye Xiuwen began to push the bed, and the two generals outside the window listened to it really.
First there was a scream, apparently breaking in, and then there was the crashing of the couch, and the moaning of the woman.
"Oh, no, why is there only one woman's voice? What about the other one?"
"You don't care about him! As long as that Qin sends one, the handle will fall into our hands, and at that time, he will not obediently ,......submit?
"No, I still have to confirm, otherwise this is not ,...... in my heart."
"What do you want?"
"Unveiling the ...... in the upper house"