Xiang Yu looked at this magical coffee table and couldn't help but touch it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"This ...... How did you get it?"

Zhu Yunwen watched Xiang Yu study the coffee table for a while, and then gave up a little depressed. She smiled, picked up a glass of water and took a sip, then pointed to the side of the coffee table.

"You see, there are several buttons in this place, and each button will have a different function. ”

"The red one is heating, the white one is pouring water, the silver-white one is a paper cup, the green one is tea, and the yellow one is orange juice......"

"Now, because there's a lot of stuff in here that you didn't add, the green button and the yellow one are useless. I just pressed the silver white, and then the white, twice in a row, got it?"

After finishing speaking, Zhu Yunwen didn't care whether Xiang Yu understood or not, he walked directly to the side and beckoned. After a while, a robot that had roughly reached the position of Xiang Yu's waist rolled over on its four wheels.

"Is there anything you can help with?" the little robot asked in a standard female voice. Zhu Yunwen smiled, then stretched out his finger and pointed at Xiang Yu, "This is your future master, she is very stupid and doesn't understand anything, so I will trouble you to teach her the common sense here little by little in the future!"

The robot's eyes flashed, "Roger." ”

Xiang Yu was serious: "...... It's not stupid, it's a generation gap caused by the times. ”

Zhu Yunwen nodded, "Whatever you say, just be happy." ”

Xiang Yu: Why does "......" feel like a fist hitting cotton?

Moreover, is it really good to say that this king is stupid in front of this king?!

Zhu Yunwen sat down again, "To be honest, when I saw that you actually ate Sun Wukong's food, I wanted to say that about you......"

Xiang Yu: "......" is so angry, but he doesn't dare to fight with this person who looks weak...... And they just helped Ben Wang......

Zhu Yunwen picked up the teacup, "By the way, what era are you?" After asking this, Zhu Yunwen took a sip of water.

Xiang Yu finally felt his presence, and hurriedly replied, "This king is Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu!"

"Poof!!"

Xiang Yu felt that his face had been raided, and then found ......

This guy sprayed all the warm water on his face!!

Xiang Yu: "!! what are you doing?!"

Zhu Yunwen quickly lowered his head and wiped his mouth, "No, I didn't expect you to be Xiang Yu!"

In the past few years, even Xiang Yu, an eight-foot-tall tough guy, has been desexualized?!

Xiang Yu wiped his face with his sleeve, his expression was a little unswerving, "Why do you think this king is not Xiang Yu?"

Zhu Yunwen twitched the corners of his mouth, looking at Xiang Yu's wet face, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Do you want to hear the truth or lie?"

"Listen to the lie first. ”

"You were a little substandard before, I didn't expect you to be a hero......"

“…… Truth ......"

"I didn't expect that Xiang Yu in history was actually a woman!"

Xiang Yu: "......" These are the truths in your heart, right?!

Zhu Yunwen wiped the corners of his mouth, looked at Xiang Yu, who was depressed all of a sudden, and felt a little guilty, "Don't keep thinking about the past like this, you know, it was so difficult for us people to hide our female identity before, but now, we can let ourselves go to our heart's content......"

"But I used to be a man!!"