7. Golden Egg Storm (I)
"Oooh! I see!! Uh-huh!! Dressed in the classic dress of Sherlock Holmes, Xiao Lan, who holds a pipe in his left hand and a magnifying glass in his right hand, couldn't help but show a happy expression after carefully observing the golden egg.
"Did you find anything? Detective Miss Ke Lan!? Ash and Pikachu were both in good spirits, and everyone looked at her expectantly, the strange golden egg in front of them was related to Pikachu's "Holy Swordsman", and the only one who knew about this ancient legend was Xiaolan.
"Uh-huh! What about this egg~~" Xiaolan put the magnifying glass back in his pocket, and instead put the pipe into his mouth, taking two puffs of compressed jelly from time to time, looking like a detective.
"What's wrong with this egg!?" *N
Taking the pipe away, Xiaolan slowly smiled and said, "24K!" Pure gold! ”
With a "poof", many people fell......
"Rich!! Do you think I'm going to say that!? Gone madness Ash let out a growl that blew her hair all over the place.
"Well, don't be so angry, what I'm saying is the truth~~~" Xiaolan still had that smiling expression, and just when Xiaolan was about to continue complaining, Xiaolan suddenly opened his smiling eyes before, and said with a serious face: "Xiaozhi!" Don't just complain about it, think about what a 24K gold egg means! ”
Hearing this, Ash couldn't help frowning, pinched his chin and thought for a while before suddenly opening his eyes, and blurted out: "You can use the money from the sale to buy a lot of croquettes!" ”
"It's a little petty, but the answer is correct, Chi-chan!! As long as there is this Pikachu who can only lay golden eggs, we will be able to live a happy life like Jack in the fairy tale book in the future!! Little Blue looked at Ash with golden eyes. Although I have no worries about food and clothing since I was a child, it is nothing more. A princess from a wise royal family must know the iron rule that "the money in the treasury belongs to the people" since she was a child, but the situation in front of her can be very different! This is the legendary private money!!
"Pickup~Qiu!!" Shine brightly!
"Wow!!" "Butterfly !!" The king and princess who ruled the sea were instantly electrocuted, scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Pipikachu!! (Damn, you actually forced me to break the pickup truck that first complained and then beat people!) "It's no wonder that Pikachu is so irritable, not to mention the obvious deviant golden egg in front of him, even Qiuqiu's situation is also very strange. Originally, according to the physique and form of childbirth of Pokémon, there should not be too weak after giving birth, but now Qiuqiu has to sleep 20 hours a day. If Miss Joy hadn't confirmed that Qiuqiu's body was not seriously problematic, I'm afraid Sundae wouldn't have been so good-tempered before.
"Do you have something to say...... Why are you so angry......" Xiao Lan exhaled black smoke and said with a flattering face: "Pikachu, don't worry, I really know what to do now!" ”
"Really, Xiaolan?"
"Rest assured, Sundae! This situation obviously has something to do with Pikachu's 'nature', we just need to find an expert in this area, right! Xiaolan took out a strange-shaped Poké Ball from the small bag she was carrying, and called softly, "Answer our questions!" Biktini! ”
The light shines, and the "holy swordsman" of the previous generation, Biktini, shines brightly!
"Huh~~~Huh~~~Huh~~~" Biktini... A drooling and sleepy state debuts...... The crowd couldn't help but fall down.
"Hey, what a vibe! The atmosphere is all ruined! Xiao Lan was complaining when a mechanical arm suddenly broke the window and reached in from the outside to grab the golden egg!
"We will unceremoniously subordinate this golden egg (meow)~~"
"What people!" Everyone couldn't care about Biktini, who was still asleep, and ran out of the Pokémon Center in a swarm, and the sundae shouted almost subconsciously into the sky.
"Since there is a voice asking 'who'
And he came at the speed of light
Wind~~
Earth~~
Universe~~
The horror that befell the world
A crisis that spreads across the universe
It has the name of both an angel and a demon
A seductive sound that vibrates no matter who listens to it
Musashi!
Kojiro!
Meow meow!
The great protagonists are us
We are invincible
Rockets! ”
The Team Rocket trio is here!
"What!? actually changed the lines! Ash had a shocked look on his face.
"Stinky little ghost! Pikachu even gave birth to eggs, so what's so strange about us changing our lines! Musashi, who was standing on the meowth hot air balloon, had a "what a fuss about" expression on his face.
"That's right! Compared to this golden egg, what is strange about changing the lines! ”
"What's the weird meow!"
"Now is not the time to discuss the lines with you! Give me back the eggs!! ”
"Not really! You don't want to think about how much money Team Rocket will lose because of the last time you broke the aircraft! The boss said that now that the Rockets are strapped for money, they will not give us any more allowances. If we want to live without a jerboa, we must take this golden egg! ”
"Damn! Don't talk nonsense, if you don't give me back the eggs, I'm going to use force to snatch the eggs back!! ”
"You're coming~~You're coming~~ Although it's a golden egg, if you're not afraid of broken eggs, come here~~" *3 Maybe it's fearless, the team rocket trio twisted their bodies on the hot air balloon to provoke Ash.
"Soul, soul! Don't you expect to sell this egg for money!! If so, protect it with my life!! "Don't talk about Ash, even Pikachu, who originally wanted to cut people, was scared, when did these three guys evolve from [Asking for Money and Not Wanting Life] to [Wanting Life and Not Money]?!
(This is a tricky one.) The thought could not help but come to the minds of everyone present.
……
"Wowha!! This is a great victory that has not been seen in a long time! Musashi crossed his waist with one hand, holding the golden egg in his right hand and smiled from ear to ear, "This time not only won the first game of the little ghost, but also solved the economic problem, it can really be described as killing two birds with one stone~~~ Ho ho ho ho!! ”
"It's not just a double carving! Take a long-term view, Musashi! Meow Meow clung to her chest, looking like a wise man.
Kojiro was very cooperative and asked, "Oh? Then may I ask Meow Meow Sang, what kind of long-term method do you want? ”
Taking the golden egg from Musashi's hand, Meow Meow's eyes sparkled and said: "As the so-called chicken lays eggs and eggs give birth to chickens, life is a cycle of endless dripping meow~~ Although Pikachu is too powerful and too dangerous for us to catch it, as long as this egg hatches, won't we get another PM who will lay golden eggs?" Then, as long as it matures and allows it to continue to breed like a horse, then we will not only have one golden egg in our hands, but countless golden eggs! And that's not all! You think! Since it is the descendant of that Pikachu, the meow must be very strong! On the premise of ensuring that there is a sufficient source of eggs, if we hatch some as combat effectiveness, won't we solve the problem of both economy and combat power at once?! ”
"That's amazing! Meow meow, you're really amazing! ”
"If we can solve the two major problems that our Rocket team is facing now, the boss will definitely be impressed with us!"
The three of them were talking, and Sakaki's face full of approval seemed to have appeared in front of them, and Sakaki's voice seemed to appear in their ears: "Musashi, Kojiro and Meow, you are really the pillars of our Rocket Team!" I'm sorry for the Team Rocket branch in the Sinnoh region! I'll leave this Mewtwo to you, let it help you get started! ”
"Promoted to a cadre! Take office as a branch minister! What a great feeling!! ”*3
(Mama?) Baba? Woooooooo Mama!! Baba!! )”
"Huh? Musashi, Kojiro, did you just hear any meows? While the trio were cheering, Meow Meow seemed to suddenly hear someone's voice, and couldn't help but ask the two partners.
"Voice? How could it be, there was anyone else here who could talk to anything but the three of us. "Sonanth!" "You don't count!!"
"But it really looks like somebody is talking. It sounds slurred, like a milky child's meow, and it's still crying......" Meow couldn't help touching her chin, with a strange face.
"Little children? I didn't hear anything but the boss's praise for us, let alone the children here. Kojiro, who said this, was completely unaware that his auditory hallucinations were very serious...... It's a pity that the two people present are also the same symptoms, and no one will notice it~~~
"It's just, you must have heard meow wrong. Huh? Do you guys feel ...... This egg seems to be flashing and flashing? ”
With Musashi's words, Meow Meow and Kojiro, who hadn't noticed the strange appearance of the golden egg before, finally set their eyes on the golden egg that Meow Meow was holding. Sure enough, although it was very faint, this golden egg was really flashing.
Meow: "Hmm, don't you think this egg seems to be begging for help?" ”
Musashi Kojiro: "Help? ”*2
As soon as the two of them finished speaking, a voice that sounded like it had just woken up but was full of anger came from below.
"Louder! Cooler than Cool!! (Roar!!) How many of you!! Give my eldest nephew back to me~!! )”
The three of them had just poked their heads out to see what was going on, when they saw a small V-shaped flame rushing towards them.
"(What, such a small flame~~)" *3 trio rushed to the idea.
After three seconds...... The trio of Team Rockets, who were hit by [Victory V Fever] and turned into black charcoal meteors, looked at the asteroid-sized fireball below.
Musashi: "It's like a nuclear explosion after a flame as small as Mao's explosion!" ”
Kojiro: "That's right! And who attacked us! ”
Meow: "But it's okay, at least the golden egg is still in my hand...... Eh!! What about my eggs? Where's my golden egg?! ”
Three: "What a nasty feeling! ”
――At the end of this chapter, let's turn the camera to the Rocket Team BOSS office.
Despite the loss of an aerial base in the Hoenn region, Sakaki is still in a good mood today, sipping red wine.
Seeing Sakaki's petty bourgeois appearance, Mewtwo, who had just finished his daily training, couldn't help but wonder: "(Hmm...... There's a question I've wanted to ask for a long time. )”
"Oh? Then ask. Sakaki was a little surprised, but shrugged his shoulders and signaled Mewtwo to have something to say.
(Didn't you say that the finances were tight and the combat power was insufficient?) How do you look like you're fine? )”
Who knew that Sakaki, who heard this, blinked his eyes, put down the goblet in his hand, and looked at Mewtwo with a serious face: "You...... Convinced? ”
Mewtwo, who figured out the key to it, immediately shook his head wildly after nodding his head subconsciously: "(How is it possible!) You, your crappy lies, are only believed by those three idiots!! )”
Sakaki glanced at Mewtwo meaningfully, and then showed a kind and vicious smile and said, "That's good, if you have the same IQ as those three guys, I'll have a headache." ”
PS: After reading this chapter, you readers don't need to tell me your IQ level (threesome or Mewtwo), but you know it in your own hearts Ha~~~