Chapter 28: Funny Fire

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Li Feng didn't expect that the pavilion master of the Immortal Law Pavilion turned out to be Shuide Xingjun!

When Shui Dexingjun heard that someone wanted to buy "Cactus", he immediately closed his mouth happily, and entertained Li Feng and Zixia Fairy with good wine and tea, for fear that the two would run away, and he was afraid that Li Feng would regret it, so he directly gave Li Feng a 20% discount at an ultra-low price.

The original price of one million immortal jade was reduced to 800,000 immortal jade.

The Zixia Fairy on the side gave Li Feng a few looks, suggesting that he think about it again, but Li Feng turned a deaf ear and insisted on buying it.

In the end, in the tearful gaze of the Zixia Fairy, Li Feng bought this Heavenly Rank Exercise "Cactus" at the price of 800,000 immortal jade!

"Boss, you are really rich and capricious, I will accept it!" Zixia Fairy laughed and teased, she had been following Li Feng for most of the day, and found that Li Feng was not the kind of boss who had a straight face every day and was very majestic, but had an approachable and funny character.

Li Feng raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "You don't understand, when I practice the divine skills, you can talk about it then." ”

"Actually......" Fairy Zixia wanted to speak and stopped, she really didn't want to hit Li Feng, she wanted to tell Li Feng that in fact, the real peerless exercises were not in this Immortal Pavilion.

"What?"

Zixia sighed and said slowly: "Boss, let me tell you, in fact, you don't need to spend so much money to buy exercises here, the real peerless exercises are not here, even if the exercises on the fifty-sixth layer of the Immortal Law Pavilion are not really peerless exercises." ”

"Where's that?"

Zixia Fairy said: "If you talk about the exercises, the Lang Huan blessed land of Yuan Shi Tianzun is the first in the world; If you talk about magic weapons, Lingbao Daozun's upper halal realm is the first; And the pill is the first in the number of the Tushi Palace of Taishang Laojun. It's just that these three all live in the thirty-three heavens of the immortal realm, and ordinary people can't go up at all. ”

"Lang Huan blessed land? Tushi Palace? Upper Halal? Okay, I remember! ”

After leaving the Immortal Law Pavilion, the two drove to the Immortal Pill Pavilion.

Before the two of them got closer, they smelled a fresh fragrance coming to their faces, and they suddenly felt a shock to their spirits, the Xian Dan Pavilion was similar to the Xianfa Pavilion, except that in addition to selling pills, it also sold some Dan furnaces for alchemy, as well as medicinal herbs and other things, and even some common Dan recipes would be sold, but the price was very high.

Li Feng only came here today for two purposes, one was to buy the exercise of "Cactus", the reason why he loved this "Cactus" actually had a great relationship with his childhood.

As early as three months after Li Feng was born, his mother suddenly disappeared, and then his father Li Zhenguo was a gambler and a drunkard, and beat Li Feng when he was drunk, and Li Feng grew up with a slap.

The second purpose was for Su Xiaoling, and Li Feng wanted to see if there was an elixir that could remove the evil seed from her face.

In fact, regarding the elixir to remove the seeds of evil, Li Feng only came with a fluke mentality, he knew that it could not be available, but he still came. After all, the seed of sin was planted by the Jade Emperor himself, he is the head of the immortals, ruling all worlds, if there is an elixir in the Elixir Pavilion that can remove the seed of sin, isn't it clearly slapping the Jade Emperor in the face?

Everything was as Li Feng expected, there was indeed no pill to remove the seeds of evil in the Immortal Pill Pavilion, and in the end, Li Feng spent 100,000 immortal jade, bought a thousand Qi Condensing Pills, and then walked out with Zixia Fairy.

Qi Condensing Pill is a spirit level elixir, and its effect can condense the vitality of heaven and earth, and it is one of the auxiliary pills for cultivating immortals. The Qi Condensing Pill did not have much effect on the immortals, so few immortals came to buy it, and now Li Feng spent 100,000 immortal jade at once, and the Pavilion Master of the Immortal Pill Pavilion also smiled happily.

And the master of the Xiandan Pavilion is Mu De Xingjun. Moreover, Fairy Zixia told Li Feng that the master of the Immortal Treasure Pavilion was Tude Xingjun. The Pavilion Master of the Immortal Beast Pavilion is the Fire De Star Monarch.

As soon as Li Feng heard that the Pavilion Master of the Immortal Beast Pavilion was actually Huode Xingjun, he immediately became interested, and hurriedly rushed over with the Zixia Fairy. Yesterday, Huo Dexingjun bought a washing machine and went back, I don't know what it ended up looking like.

As soon as the two of them approached the Immortal Beast Pavilion, they heard a rumbling sound, and after entering, at the gate of the Immortal Beast Pavilion, they saw Huo De Xingjun circling around a white washing machine, and there was a small generator next to him, which was rumbling to generate electricity.

When Huo De Xingjun saw Li Feng coming in, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly walked up, held Li Feng's hands tightly and said, "I said big brother, how do you use this washing machine?" I've read the manual dozens of times, but I still can't use it? If you don't come today, I'm going to return it! ”

"Return? We do not return goods! Li Feng rolled his eyes, what an international joke, can you return what you have sold?

Huo De Xingjun suddenly became angry and said: "If you sell my thing as a fake, I will return it, if you don't want to return it, I will go to the Jade Emperor to comment!" ”

"Fakes? Fake your sister! Li Feng was also angry, glared at his eyes and said loudly: "What Lao Tzu sold you is a Siemens automatic washing machine imported from Germany, you actually said it was a fake?" ”

"Hmph, it's a fake, it's not a fake, why don't you wash your clothes automatically?" Huo De Xingjun is straightforward and competes against each other.

Li Feng glared, then walked to the washing machine and checked it, and found that there was nothing in the washing machine except for a few stinky clothes, and immediately said angrily: "Huode, Huode, if you are either mentally retarded or lack of heart, why don't you put water in the washing machine, and you still want the washing machine to wash your clothes?" ”

"Drain the water? Ah! Huo De Xingjun patted his thigh, as if he remembered something, and suddenly walked in front of Li Feng with a smile, "Hehe, look at my memory, I even forgot to put the water, hehehehe." But aren't you fully automatic? ”

"Fully automatic?" Li Feng rolled his eyes wildly and said angrily: "Why don't you jump in and wash your clothes yourself?" It also saves you the effort of undressing! ”

Huo Dexingjun rubbed his hands in a daze, and then ran to refill the washing machine.

Li Feng couldn't help but look up to the sky and sighed: "Another tease was born." ”

Half a day later, Huo Dexingjun added water to the washing machine, and after pressing the automatic start, the washing machine finally "buzzed".

In the Immortal Beast Pavilion, Li Feng was wandering around, and suddenly saw a pale golden bird cage hanging in an inconspicuous place, and there were two small birds with golden feathers fluttering up and down in the cage, as if they were practicing their flying skills.

"Huh? What kind of bird is this? How come you've never seen it? Li Feng was shocked and circled around the cage twice.

Huo De Xingjun's face suddenly changed behind Li Feng, and he immediately returned to normal at random, Li Feng didn't see this change in his demeanor, but Fairy Zixia saw it clearly.

"Haha, big brother, this is actually a miscellaneous bird, nothing to look forward to, there are superb fairy beasts over there, there are fire unicorns, phoenixes, nine-tailed dragons...... Which one do you fancy I'll give you! Huo De Xingjun pulled Li Feng and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute," Li Feng paused, and suddenly smiled: "Huode, you said to give me a fairy beast for free?" What do you know? ”

"Of course! My Huode is a man of his word, say brother, which one do you want, the fire unicorn, the phoenix, and the nine-tailed dragon? Huo Dexing Jun patted his chest proudly.

Li Feng nodded, pointed his finger at the fire unicorn, then turned around again, and finally turned to the golden-feathered bird, and said with a smile: "I don't want anything else, I want this bird!" ”

"You, you...... I said, big brother, why do you want this bird? You see it's full of miscellaneous hair, and it's ugly. I think you'd better change it, right? With a lot of effort, Huo De began to tell the story of the bird's misdeeds.

Li Feng suddenly said angrily: "What? Talking doesn't count? The dignified Lord Huo De Xingjun, if you are reluctant to give, forget it, Li will say goodbye! Li Feng said, and was about to turn around and come out.

"Don't! Other! Other! Huode cried with a sad face and said, "I've convinced you, can't I give you one?" ”

Li Feng laughed and said, "That's right!" You see, Huode, there are a lot of interesting household appliances in my store, since you like to be a housewife and man so much, those things are most suitable for you, what vacuuming, microwave oven, rice cooker or something, in the future, you Huode comes, all of them will be discounted! ”