Chapter 16: Kung Fu

"Brother, what's going on?" As soon as he got home, IU found the ramen pot in the sink that had not been washed, picked it up and shook it at Ah Jiu, and said teasingly.

Ah Jiu put the plastic bag containing the fried chicken rice ball and spicy rice cake on the table, and he didn't feel embarrassed, and said naturally: "You're not at home, what can I eat to be fragrant?"

"Hmm......" IU was moved, walked over and hugged Ah Jiu's waist from behind, and said coquettishly: "Brother, do you care about me so much?"

Ah Jiu patted the back of her hand helplessly, and said, "I'm just your sister, a sister who finally has a little bit, can I be nice to you? ”

"No!" IU immediately let go of Ah Jiu and said viciously: "If you dare to recognize other sisters, I won't recognize you." ”

"Wow, it's so easy to disagree?"

"Who told you to recognize my sister?" IU snorted, rolled her eyes, and said, "I changed my mind, I won't disagree with you, but ......"

"What?"

"If you recognize one sister, I will recognize two brothers. IU said seriously, definitely not like a joke. Ah Jiu frowned, and suddenly made a move like lightning, and with a crisp sound of the 'horn', IU covered his forehead in pain.

"Brother, what are you doing?!"

"Punishment!" Ah Jiu said angrily: "It's fair for me to recognize one and you recognize the other, why do you recognize both?"

"Punishment for your infidelity!" IU said angrily, looked at the fried chicken rice ball spicy rice cake on the table, swallowed her saliva, and turned to walk to her bedroom: "I'm going to sleep, I'm going to shoot tomorrow, I can't sleep too late." ”

"Eat and sleep, you're really not hungry?"

IU turned around and looked at Ah Jiu angrily and annoyedly: "Brother, did you do it on purpose or on purpose? I know that I can't eat it now, and you keep tempting me!

Ah Jiu couldn't help but smile and said, "Didn't I say it, there is a way for you to lose it." Isn't it just 1kg? It's too simple. ”

IU walked back and sat opposite Ah Jiu: "Brother, I know you are for my good, but I really can't eat anymore." Look at me, my face is swollen. Saying that, she sighed sadly: "I have a double chin, what can I do if I go on like this." ”

"Double chin?" Ah Jiu leaned closer to IU to look at it, and said, "I'll take a look at the chin back a little." ”

"There really is a ......" IU although reluctant, but still satisfied the curiosity of the unscrupulous brother, and withdrew his chin a little, and sure enough, there were signs of a double chin.

Ah Jiu cleared his throat, rubbed his hands, and said mysteriously: "The following is the moment to witness the miracle, don't move, if you move, you will bear the consequences." ”

IU didn't know why, blinked his eyes, and obediently didn't move like a Barbie doll. Ah Jiu stretched out his 'hand of sin' and slowly stroked it down against IU's cheek. His movements were serious, his eyes unblinking, as if he were caressing some fragile work of art. IU's eyes widened, and the surprise in her heart was incomprehensible, why did my brother suddenly ...... like this Does he want to ...... me?!

Before he had time to think about it, Ah Jiu had already put his hand back and said, "Let's see for yourself." ”

"Huh?" IU was stunned for a moment before he realized what Ah Jiu meant, and hurriedly picked up his phone and took a picture of himself.

"Wow!this, this, is this true?" Looking at himself in the photo, IU couldn't believe that there was no double chin?!

"Brother, how did you do it?" IU grabbed Ah Jiu's hand, his eyes lit up: "Is it magic?"

"What magic, what nonsense. Ah Jiu knocked on IU's head again and said, "You don't care how I did it, I did it anyway." Now you can rest assured, and eat quickly. ”

"Hmm!" IU nodded vigorously, picked up a rice ball, tore open the package, and stuffed it into her mouth, she was really hungry. Ah Jiu got up and went to get her a bottle of water, and twisted it open in her hand. Watching her eat deliciously, the corners of her mouth slowly hooked up uncontrollably.

Suddenly, IU stopped, motionless. Ah Jiu thought she was choking, so he hurriedly picked up the water bottle and handed it to her, saying, "Drink saliva quickly, why are you in such a hurry?"

"Brother......" IU swallowed the food in his mouth and looked at Ah Jiu: "Don't touch it...... Is that okay?"

"What?"

"It's just ......" IU lowered her head, her voice getting quieter and quieter: "If you don't touch it, is it okay?"

"Uh......" Ah Jiu understood, grinned, and said, "It's okay to touch a place like your chin, right?"

IU threw herself on the table in a frustrated manner, and was about to cry: "But I'm ...... It's not about the chin...... Me, I...... Oops!"

……

IU denied herself and ate everything Ah Jiu had bought, then ran back to the bedroom to change into her pajamas, and lay down on the sofa in anger. looks like an 'out-of-body', his eyes are looking at the ceiling, he doesn't know who to gamble with, and his mouth is pouting.

Ah Jiu finished cleaning up the kitchen, washed his hands with dish soap, and came to the sofa with a tangled face.

He sat directly on the floor, uncomfortable, the expression on his face constantly changing, and finally fixed to the level of 'constipation for a week'.

"Here we are. Ah Jiu spoke, rubbed his hands, and lifted up.

IU suddenly looked at Ah Jiu: "Brother, you did it on purpose, right?"

Ah Jiu's hand froze in mid-air, and IU looked at his hand: "Do you really want to touch it?"

Ah Jiu looked at his hand and retracted it as if he had been electrocuted. He himself felt that it was too obscene, and just when his hand rested on his sister's chest an inch above his chest, it was simply ...... Whoever sees it is a beast!

"Or ......" Ah Jiu said with difficulty: "Forget it, it's not very fat, I, I think it's fine." ”

"Pretty good?" IU immediately exploded when he heard this: "Originally, I had already lost 500g, and after eating what my brother bought, I not only gained weight, but also gained 300g!"

"Brother is wrong...... Why don't we go for a run?"

"If you want to go, I won't go!

"...... right away" Seeing that he was furious, Ah Jiu hurriedly responded, rubbed his hands again, and lifted up......

It's really obscene.

It's time to do it...... IU was also embarrassed, struggled in his heart, and said, "Let's start from below." ”

Ah Jiu immediately moved his hand underneath, to the position of his ankle. His hand was hanging above IU's ankle, and although it looked like it had touched, it wasn't, and it was probably a piece of paper away. It's just that now this distance can only be felt by himself, and the 'qi' is swept against IU's skin, and all she can feel is 'being touched'.

A stream of heat rushed up from the place where it was 'touched', and it was as warm as if it had frozen outside in winter and suddenly returned to the house. IU bit her lip tightly, the sensation of the heat making her ...... Would love to go to the bathroom.

"Brother, is this kung fu?"