Jiang Nan was stared at by Chu Li, his scalp was numb, he scratched his head, and said, "I, I'm just joking." Teacher Tang loves her husband very much, and it is impossible for her to fall in love with me. ”

"But she's a widow now, aren't you? Don't you love widows the most?"

Jiangnan sweats.

He knew that Chu Li was secretly referring to gentleness.

At this time, Tang Xinlei smiled and said: "It turns out that Chu Li will also be jealous, I thought you were a wooden person, and you would never be jealous because of a man." However, you are really mistaken. We met here purely by chance. ”

"Hu, nonsense! Where am I jealous?!" Chu Li decisively denied: "I'm going to change my swimsuit." ”

After a while, Jiang Nan, Chu Li and Guoguo changed their swimming and walked over.

"Why are there so many people today?" said Chu Li, glancing at the dense crowd.

"Well, the effect of the TV show. A lot of people want to impersonate aliens because it's cool. "Gangnam-do.

"Huh?" Chu was puzzled: "If you want to pretend to be an alien, you won't come to learn to swim at all, right?"

"No, no, there is no difference between not learning and learning. Only those who learn not to swim are likely to be aliens. ”

As soon as Jiangnan's voice fell, a child said loudly: "Mom, look at me, I can't learn to swim, I must be an alien child, right?"

"Me too. I can't learn to swim either, I feel like it's so hard!"

"I'm an alien, and you're all impostors. ”

......

"The alien kid is very popular with the children, and their parents seem to be happy. That professor tension on TV is too extreme, saying what to take revenge on aliens and purge aliens. Chu Li was very dissatisfied with that tension's remarks.

The main thing is that the little princess of her family may also be an alien half-breed child.

"Uh......" Jiang Nan glanced at the children who played aliens, and muttered a little before saying, "Real aliens won't let their children be so flamboyant." They know that, for now, they are vulnerable on this planet, and if they are discovered, it will be over. Therefore, they will try their best to hide their identities, make themselves and their children appear very mediocre, and try to be as unobtrusive as possible. If aliens do exist, I think, that's how they survive. ”

"I don't know if there are aliens, it's useless for us to think too much. Go for a swim. Chu Li said again.

Jiang Nan nodded.

The two of them went to the pool.

There are many pools in the swimming pool, there are shallow pools, deep pools, and there are only for children and women.

"It's too discriminatory, why isn't there a men-only one?"

Chu Li rolled his eyes: "Why do you want to give it to men?"

"No, kids' pool, I understand. But why get a ladies-only pool?"

"It's very important, okay! Who knows if there is a perverted man jerking off in the water? What if a woman happens to be ovulating and gets pregnant unexpectedly?"

Gangnam: ......

"Well, you win. ”

Jiang Nan glanced at it, Guoguo and Tang Doudou were learning to swim in the children's pool, while Tang Xinlei was standing in the pool and looking at the two little Loli.

The water in the children's pool is shallow, and Tang Xinlei stands in the pool, the water is 1.1 meters deep, just up to her waist.

"Rub!" Jiang Nan was a little surprised.

"I don't usually see it, this Tang Xinlei's legs are very long, almost 90 centimeters. ”

Jiang Nan subconsciously looked at Chu Li again.

Chu Li was wearing a relatively conservative swimsuit, but his slender thighs were still exposed.

Jiang Nan briefly made a visual inspection, and even smacked his tongue secretly.

"It is estimated that Chu Li's legs are at least 1 meter! You must know that Chu Li's bare feet are only 1.7 meters tall, this is definitely super long legs!"

Jiang Nan touched his chin and said to himself: "Shrinkage, it is estimated that it is because nutrition is used to grow legs." ”

Chu Li's face was black, and he directly kicked Jiang Nan into the pool.

"Damn, you're here too?!"

Gangnam collapsed.

But because Chu Li's kick was very sudden, the defenseless Jiang Nan was kicked into the water again.

Of course, this time I fell into the children's pool, so I didn't have to worry about drowning.

However, Jiang Nan was born with no rut in water, and when he plunged into the pool, he immediately panicked, and his hands were in the water, trying to grasp a point of focus.

Thankfully, he finally got it.

Then he stood up with the help of the point.

When she came out of the water, Tang Xinlei was standing beside Jiang Nan with her cheeks flushed.

"Hmm, Mr. Tang, what's wrong with you? your face is so red......"

Before he finished speaking, his ass was kicked by Chu Li again.

Jiang Nan was angry: "Chu Li! I'll tell you, don't go too far!"

Chu Li ignored him, but plunged into the water and came to Tang Xinlei's side.

In the water, the swimming trunks that were almost ripped off by Jiang Nan were lifted up to Tang Xinlei again.

"Huh?" Jiang Nan realized something.

"Dare to love that the thing I just caught is Tang Xinlei's swimming trunks. ”

It's embarrassing!

At this time, the staff in the swimming pool came over: "Three, this is a special session for children, adults don't go down." ”

"That kid's swimming ......"

"We have dedicated swimming instructors. ”

"Uh, sorry, we'll go up now. Chu Lidao.

Subsequently, Jiang Nan and the three climbed up from the pool again.

After a while, Yang Ziqi walked over.

"Hmm? It turns out that Yang Ziqi is in charge of teaching. ”

Yang Ziqi walked over and just said hello to Tang Xinlei, ignoring Chu Li and Jiang Nan.

Then, Yang Ziqi went directly into the water to teach Guoguo and Tang Doudou to swim.

The three of them were resting on the benches next to the pool.

"Uh, Jiangnan, aren't you going to swim?" Tang Xinlei said curiously.

Jiang Nan smiled awkwardly and didn't squeak.

And Chu Li replied for Jiang Nan: "He would like to go swimming, if he can swim." ”

"Huh?" Tang Xinlei was a little surprised: "Jiangnan, can't swim?"

Chu Li said with contempt: "That's right, it's just a waste." ”

Tang Xinlei scratched her head and smiled awkwardly: "Actually, I can't swim." ”

"Isn't it?" Chu Li was also a little surprised: "I saw that Mr. Tang was well-proportioned and fit, and I thought it was the result of swimming and shaping." ”

"Hehe, it's not. Tang Xinlei smiled and said: "I often exercise in the morning, so my body looks more like King Kong Barbie." ”

Chu Li sweated slightly: "It's not King Kong Barbie." Your body line is very beautiful, King Kong Barbie is completely a man's body. ”

After speaking, Chu Li got up from the bench and said with a smile: "I'll teach you how to swim, right?"

Tang Xinlei glanced at Jiang Nan: "What about Jiang Nan?"

"Hmph, who cares about him!" Chu Li finished speaking, and pulled Tang Xinlei to the women-only pool.

"Cut!" Jiang Nan pouted: "Who let you teach this murderous woman, it's really not cute at all!"

Jiang Nan was lying on a bench, drinking warm juice while his eyes were swimming, trying to find spring.

"Hmm, who is that person?" At this time, Jiang Nan's gaze suddenly stopped.

ps: Well, it is recommended that the pocket good friends are invincible, good-looking, with many words, very fat, and can be slaughtered.