Chapter 30: Three Sessions
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The huge ward, which was originally chaotic like a market, was quiet and full of weird feelings at this time.
Xiao Feng took a cigarette in his mouth, looked at the three brothers in front of him, and for some reason, his heart was a little hairy. There is something wrong with the eyes of these three people, did they find something?
"Ahem, I said, three adults, the weather outside is good today, haha, isn't it?" Xiao Feng looked left at him, intending to divert the attention of the three of them.
"Hmm. - Lin Mo replied.
"Hehe, the girl outside today must be dressed in revealing clothes, and she is very eye-catching. - Zhang Yu replied.
"The weather was nice and the mood was good. - Huotian replied.
Xiao Feng was speechless, and patted the chair: "Come on, brothers, don't look at me with this kind of look, you ask, I'll be honest about whatever you ask." ”
"Suspect Xiao Feng, where did you go after you left the hospital last night? Can someone testify for you?" Zhang Yu slapped the table vigorously.
Xiao Feng said secretly, these three guys, they really know something!, "I, I went home and slept well last night, and I slept soundly." Oh, and I sleep with a in my arms, and that can help me testify. ”
"Xiao Feng, do you know Dang's policy, confess leniently, and resist strictly. Tell me, who is this girl?What are you doing with your in your arms at night?" Huotian held back a smile and put on a face.
Xiao Feng nodded hurriedly: "I know, I know, confess and be lenient, Xinjiang moves bricks, resist strictly, go home for the New Year! Everyone in the country knows this! That girl, I went home last night to find it in the roadside shop, it's worth the money, I can do any job, it's only a hundred in one night." As for the last question, guess what, what did I do with my last night?"
"Shoot the cannon. Lin Mo said sternly.
Xiao Feng shook his head even more seriously: "Wrong, I counted the sheep in bed with her all night last night." ”
The three ......of them were speechless and then burst into laughter.
Zhang Yu pointed at Xiao Feng and laughed wildly: "Grass, you said that you kid hugged the girl and counted the hair, I believe it! Count the sheep?
"Vulgar, mediocre, coarse. Xiao Feng shook his head and said to Zhang Yu.
Zhang Yu pouted: "I'm vulgar and I'm happy, I'm mediocre and I'm happy, I'm rough and I'm happy, can you manage it? No, brothers, aren't we going to have a three-class trial for Xiao Feng? How did it become my special session?" In the end, Zhang Yu's face was already full of depression.
"Alright, don't make a fuss. Brother Feng, I just want to ask, did you do the Wuhu Gang. Huotian looked at Xiao Feng with a serious face.
Zhang Yu and Lin Mo heard Huotian ask the point, and they also stared at Xiao Feng, waiting for his answer.
Xiao Feng thought for a while, and finally nodded: "I did it." ”
Lin Mo's face was a little strange, and he sighed: "I didn't have an accident at all, didn't the people of the Five Lakes Gang die in vain?"
Zhang Yu pouted: "Dead in vain, dead and dead, it's just a few days earlier." Kill the Wild Wolf Gang, and the next one is the Five Lakes Gang, and sooner or later they will die, it makes no difference. ”
Huotian didn't speak, just looked at Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng didn't want to worry too much about this topic, so he changed the topic and said, "Wood, you kid was the happiest last night." ”
"That's right, wood, pull your girlfriend out one day, I'll see what happens. "Zhang Yu is in good spirits.
Mu was a little embarrassed and shook his head: "She is a girl from a good family." ”
In the past, when the brothers were mixed together, the wooden kid was very thin-skinned, and he basically didn't talk to girls. Even with the girl, I can't let out a fart for half a day.
I remember that when I was in high school, a girl found Xiao Feng and asked him to help hand Lin Mo a love letter. Xiao Feng was quite happy for Lin Mo at that time, isn't this the legendary reversal of the sky? What's more, this girl's conditions are good in all aspects, so Xiao Feng began to drum up the two of them.
One day, he was really pounded together by Xiao Feng. As a result, Brother Mu really carried forward his style, invited someone to have a meal in the evening, and the girl paid for it. After eating, the girl was taken home by bus, and the girl voted for the coin.
This is nothing, the most shameful thing is that the girl came to Xiao Feng the next day and asked directly, is there anything wrong with you buddy? Downstairs at my house, I asked him to kiss me, what are you scared of? During the date, Mu Tou said no more than twenty words. Each sentence should never exceed ten words.
Xiao Feng was worried about his buddies at that time, what could he do if he went on like this. From then on, what kind of pickled girls and dates with Zhang Yu were all made of wood. As a result, there were no girls around the two in the end. According to Niu Niu, they are not used to kissing with a log next to them.
Xiao Feng thought of the previous events, and a knowing smile appeared on his face. was about to say something, but saw that Zhang Yu was not happy.
"Hey, I said wood, what do you mean by that? The girl in your family is a girl from a good family, could it be that a few buddies are bad products?" Zhang Yu patted the bed and shouted.
Lin Mo hurriedly shook his head: "No." ”
"Isn't it? That's a three-no product? I'll wipe it, my brother didn't sleep all night for you last night, you kid forgot his friends. Say, let us not meet your 'girl from a good family'. Zhang Yu pressed step by step.
At this moment, Lin Mo dared to say the word 'no', and nodded hurriedly: "Okay." ”
"That's right, haha, don't worry, buddy will help you identify it well, is this a good girl. Zhang Yu shook his silver hair proudly and smiled.
Xiao Feng patted Zhang Yu, and the painful Zhang Yu grinned: "Ouch, Brother Feng, don't shoot, this is a knife wound." ”
"Brothers, have you thought about it, how to play with the Wild Wolf Gang the day after tomorrow?" Xiao Feng said with a sinister smile.
Huotian grinned: "Brother Feng, look at me and Xiao Yuzi, what is it?"
"What are the two of us?" Zhang Yu couldn't help but ask.
"Rub, the sky is broken. Just because the two of us are half-crippled, go and play with the wolf gang? A few high-ranking big brothers, also died of dead and wounded injuries, alas. "When Huo Tian thought of the current situation of Tianmen, he had a headache.
After hearing this, Zhang Yu sneered a few times: "Is the Wild Wolf Gang very awesome? How is it better than the Wuhu Gang? We have a super invincible and handsome style, are we afraid that he will be a wild wolf gang?"
Xiao Feng wiped a cold sweat: "Eh, super invincible and handsome, when did I have such an honorary title?"
"In other words, brothers, if you want Tianmen to expand step by step, you can only rely on the Tianmen brothers to fight by themselves. The Five Lakes Gang counted him unlucky, and I wiped it out as soon as I killed it. Wolves, I'm not going to interfere again. If you can't even get a wild wolf gang with Tianmen, then you can dissolve Tianmen. When he said these words, Xiao Feng's face was full of seriousness.
Huo Tian nodded heavily: "That's right, if you want to strengthen Tianmen, you can only train the brothers of Tianmen." ”
Zhang Yu grinned: "Hehe, I just praised you just now." When you didn't come, we discussed and took the territory of the Five Lakes Gang today. ”
"Oh?" Xiao Feng's eyes lit up: "Hehe, I'm just afraid that you rely too much on external forces, so even if Tianmen is strong, it will be flashy." This is a good idea, and the territory of the Five Lakes Gang should be taken down. ”
"Hmm. Lin Mo nodded: "Take it." ”
"Okay, for the sake of the brothers' tomorrow, for the tomorrow of Tianmen, come on!" Xiao Feng stretched out his right hand for the second time.
Four hands, layered together, the faces of the four brothers are full of confident smiles.
Half an hour later, Xiao Feng left the hospital. Sitting in the car, Xiao Feng hesitated and broadcast the number. After a long time, the phone answered: "Hey, Sister Promise......"
"......" promised that there was no sound.
Xiao Feng was a little weak-hearted, is this angry? No, I was the victim last night, okay? I was almost pushed off by you, but fortunately, my buddy pulled back from the precipice, and tightened his belt at a critical time.
"Sister Xu, are you listening?" Xiao Feng said with a sneer.
“……”
Xiao Feng frowned slightly, is this over?" "Sister Xu, I have something to do here, hang up first." With that, he hung up the phone.
Women can't get used to it, and the more they get used to it, the more wrong they become. Xiao Feng's stubborn temper came up, who do you love, don't speak?
Xiao Feng turned on the calendar function and glanced at the lunar calendar: "Go buy a birthday gift for Belle, and go back tomorrow to see her and the old guy." ”
Thinking of doing it, Xiao Feng immediately put aside the unhappiness brought to him by the promise, started the car, and prepared to buy a birthday present.
"Girls like magic horses now?" Xiao Feng was a little entangled. Doll?Big Bear?By the way, isn't that doll called something on the Internet recently?Oh,It seems to be called 'grass mud horse'.But can this thing be given to a girl as a birthday present?!
Xiao Feng thought about it, took out his mobile phone again, and dialed Lin Lin's number. As soon as it rang a few times, the phone answered: "Hey, Lin Lin, Brother Feng asks you something." ”
"Oh, Brother Feng, you say. ”
"What is the right thing for girls to give them for their birthdays?"
“……”
"Hey, Lin Lin, are you listening?"
"Oh, listening. What girl, are you a girlfriend?" Lin Lin's voice was a little low.
Xiao Feng grinned, and was just about to say that Lao Tzu didn't have any girlfriends, when the words came to his lips, he immediately woke up and hurriedly said, "Eh, no, my girlfriend is just a birthday." Hehe, it's for my sister. ”
"Oh, sister, how old is it?" the voice raised eight tones. "For example, dolls, electronics, accessories, these can be. ”
Xiao Feng's eyes lit up and nodded: "Hehe, I know what to send." Okay, Lin Lin, that's it first, thank you. After that, he hung up.
"Hey, Brother Feng, when are you coming back? I haven't been back all night. Lin Lin said busily.
Xiao Feng scratched his head: "Eh, I'll go back to eat at noon." Well, bye-bye. "Hang up the phone and mutter, this little girl is a little strange today.
In the villa, Lin Lin put away her mobile phone with a smile, and seemed very happy that she could help Xiao Feng.
"Hey, Lin Lin, come down quickly, look what I've found!" Fire Dance's voice full of surprise rang out from the hall downstairs.
Hearing Huo Wu's words, Lin Lin smiled and walked downstairs: "What did you find again?"
"Look. Huo Wu raised the thing in his hand, his face full of surprise: "What is this?" ”
When Lin Lin saw the things in Huo Wu's hand clearly, she couldn't help but be shocked. "Pistol?!"
"That's right, guess where I found it?" Without waiting for Lin Lin to ask, Huo Wu pointed to the sofa as if offering a treasure: "I found two guns under the sofa." ”
"Real guns?"
"Of course, I've played it before, and this must be a real gun. Haha, let's take one by one, how about keeping it for self-defense?" Huo Wu said to Lin Lin as if he didn't eat alone.
Frightened, Lin Lin hurriedly shook his head: "I don't dare to ask for it." This is Brother Feng's, right? You put him back. ”
"Hmph, I found out it was mine. Lin Lin, don't be a traitor, if you betray me, be careful that I ignore you. Huo Wu pointed a gun at Lin Lin and threatened.
Lin Lin shuddered: "Okay, I won't say it, you put away the gun first, don't point at me." ”
"Hehe, I knew you were the best. Fire Dance happily put the gun away.
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